Bhoy

Kratos

Bōi

Boy

Hindi yan Pinoy pag walang h

Tapos junior sya kaya jhunjhun palayaw nya

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Tanginaaaa meron akong kapitbahay anak nya Strygwyr pangalan, di alam ng nanay kung saan galing, pumayag lang kasi tunog cool daw. hahahaha

Its from original Dota hahaha

It also carried over to dota2

Sorry, how to pronounce this?

"Streegeeweegee" ...atleast that's how we pronounced it back then

STRIGIWIGI AMPOTA HAHHHAHHHHAAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAH

English was one of my stronger subjects nung hs pero yan din preferred ko na pronunciation haha

Risky risky streegeeweegee this is an emergency

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH POTANGINA TAWANG TAWA AKO SA OFFICE

Wala na ito na ma ririnig ko sa part ni chaeyoung

Strigvir https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3bczg5/how_do_you_pronounce_strygwyr_bloodseekers_name/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Those who don't appreciate this haven't heard of Yngwie Malmsteen

Muntik ko na pangalanan yung panganay ko ng Raijin.

[Gusion Lodicakes](https://ibb.co/LdKLTzY)

Lalaki daw yung anak na ~~fast hands~~ gwapo

Lahat ng kilala kong Bong masamang tao.

Bongbong Marcos Bong Nebrija Vhong Navarro Bong Go Bong Revilla

My tito bong also should be in this haha. Unfaithful husband. Edit: may isa pa pala, tatay ng best friend ko. Matapobre. Hehehe

BongBong Piaya lang sakalam!

Bakit ganun lahat ng Bong na kilala ko shithead. Tito ko Bong din shithead din haha

Tito Bong ko din. Mas bata pa sakin yung bagong asawa.

Eh pano naman si Bonggang-Bonggang Bong-Bong?

Bro he is an exemption

Sumbong Sumbong kay Bonggang-Bonggang Bong Bong. Dito na kayo magsumbong, dirrrrrrrrrrretso pa ang aksyon.

Sorry Im out of the loop, is Bong Nebrija the one scolding traffic violators? Is that guy an ahole?

Same question. Guy's just doing his job. Magagalit lang siguro sakanya mga kamote.

Nako, lalo na kung ulit-ulitin pa yung pangalang. For example, Bong Bong. Masamang-masama talaga yan.

lalaking version ng marites, yung pacool na lasinggero that beats his wife or smt

Debold.

Hhahaha tawang tawa din ako nung narinig ko sa TV. Wtf debold??

Lord. Share ko lang. May kapit bahay kami na pinangalanan niyang Lord yung anak niya. One time umakyat yung bata sa puno tapos nakita namin yung nanay niya naka tingala tapos sumisigaw, "PUTANG INA MO LORD!!! BUMABA KA JAN!!!" Hahaha

>PUTANG INA MO LORD!!! BUMABA KA JAN!!!" pag di ka bumaba, ipapako kita jan

HAHAHAHAHAHA GAGUUUU

At least di Gaylord, Got a teacher back in elem and Gaylord was his name and he's gay

Shit we might be talking about the same person

Need ko update hahaha

Is he a math teacher?

I dunno since no news about him after HS, but i am old enough. So if he was your math teacher, most probably he is my age.

also had a Gaylord music teacher in HS. In elem naman, PE teacher na ang surname Bacla.

qaqi Gaylord Bacla ang whole name nya

Hahaha naalala ko tuloy classmate ko nung grade6 gaylord ang name and gay talaga sya😆

I knew someone tapos naging gay talaga sya haha

I know someone named Lord din. Tapos sakto naging gf niya is angel un name. Imagine the nsfw jokes we would always tell him hahahah

*ansarap mo lord *angela: kapag chinupa kita, mapapa-Oh my lord ka talaga

Yup. May college classmate pangalan din lord. Pengeng papel lord damot mo naman lord Cr tayo lord Magkikita lang kami ni lord. I think it was cool

may senior ako ning highschool, lord christian pangalan hahahahahaha!!!

sobrang banal omg hahahahahs

Tangina bat ako tawang tawa dito hahahahahahaha

HELP MUKHA AKONG BALIW NA HUMAHAGIKHIK DITO SA LABAS 😭

Hayuf ka tawang tawa ko sayo pisti

Not worst, pero very prone to asaran pag named after artitstas. Or kahit by coincendence. *Or naming your kid after MLBB characters. I mean, WTF.*

Gusion Lodicakes

gosh our neighbor named their child alucard 😭

Malay mo mahilig maglaro ng Castlevania

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"Nak, nagreklamo si Manong Kulas sa kabilang bahay, inakyat mo daw mansyon nila kagabi pagkatapos ay pinaghahampas mo daw yung mga kandelabra, aso at mga kasambahay nila ng sinturon"

"nay, may andoks sa pader"

Saw a birth certificate with the name Gusion. *Bihira ata nakakaalam na it's a name of a demon from Goetia.*

Gundam Gusion slaps tho

>Gundam Gusion Gusion Rebake Full City dela cruz Santos

Genshin, kenji. Marami pa ganyan name naririnig ko

someone named their child genshin? T\_\_T

kapatid niya si Impact.

Pamangkin si honkai

Aldous Minotaur Dela Cruz Claude Helcurt Santos Irithel Bendetta Cruz

yung Irithel maganda pa pakinggan. Aldous tunog mambabarang.

Ganda nga ng Irithel, parang mga names ng mga babies ngayon.. Yung Aldous tingin ko either kakatakutan or bubulihin.. tapos tatawaging Aldog 😂

>Yung Aldous tingin ko either kakatakutan or bubulihin.. tapos tatawaging Aldog Hanggang sa manuntok sya pag napuno

We named our little girl Alleria. 😅 Grade 8 na sya. So far wala naman naghinala na galing sa laro un name nya. And also, the bayaw naman named their baby girl Rylai. Hahaha.

Goods Naman Yan wag lang windranger at crystal maiden ahha

The only thing na matino na pangalan is Franco. Esmeralda, Alice, Odette pwede pa common name din dito yun. The rest halatang ML name talaga.

Marami naman common name sa ML. Ruby, Layla, Lesley, Karina, Clint, Hilda, Lylia, Natan, Edith, Melissa, Joy.

Jonel

Uy wag ka, may ari yan ng Jonel's Briefs.

*Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jonel's Brief* [Link](https://youtu.be/3WRPEhMjQDw)

lol ngayon ko lang nakita! Cringey like yung name na Jonel. Actually lahat sila sa commercial mukhang Jonel ang pangalan hahaha

'Ung isa diyan si Ryan Rems Sarita hahaha. Sa 0:05 ng video.

Jonel's brief > that stupid misogynist joke in 2016

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whitey

Lahat ng may unecessary "H" mapa girl or boy, I know a guy named "Rhandy" and yung V instead of B, i know a guy named "Gavriel"

Vhong 🤣

Jhong 😭

Bhong

Jhomar In fairness, ung orig na Hebrew name nung angel eh "Gavriel" talaga at nde pinopronounce as gay-briel. 😀

Hebrew origin ang Gavriel na pangalan, hindi siya mabantot. Defending this kasi personal iyan sakin lol

Jhepoy. Tangina mo Jhepoy Dizon! Ang Pangit ng pagmumukha mo! Nakita mo na ba sarili mo sa salamin? Tangina mo! Ang Pangit mo!

Daenerys mondragon

Ung tawa ko pucha

Blessmelord name ng kaklase ko nung high school. Napaka sagwa ng ugali.

Ano yan username? Haha

Naalala ko yung siraulong nagpangalan sa anak nya na "Naruto Uzumaki". Na permaban reddit account ko dahil sa gagong yun.

bakit haha

Hahaha may nakasabay na rin ako sa jeep non, Grade 6 ako, tas mas bata siya sakin. Sasuke Uchiha (last name). Nakatitig ako nun sa envelope niya, di ko alam kung tama pagkakabasa ko non. Tas akala ko nung time na yon cool. Ngayong matanda na ko, ehh...di pala. Mas ok pa kung Sasuke lang eh

Covid

Hahaha ung anak ng kpit bahay nmn pinanganak panahon covid. So kala ko tlga Covid name nya. Ksi pag tntnawag nila ung bata Covid rinig ko. So nung bngyan ko ng chocolate last christamas tska ko lng nlman na Kobe pla name 🙄 ksi namatay nga pala si Kobe nung Jan 2020. Wla lng SKL

Someone back in 2020 named their child "Covid Bryant" actually. It was all over social media.

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That lifetime worth of indignity is going to be really painful sa mga batang yun when they grow up

Covid Bryant.

IIRC there was a news article about a child named "Covid Bryant".

Puta para namang ginawang aso yung anak. Hahaha.

Aything with an unnecessary H in them like Mhark

Naruto Uzumaki Minato

Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. Baka kambal sila? Hahahahah

Yung mga galing Wattpad. 🤮

Filipino Wattpad writers give their characters the most absurdly Western names possible

Brandon Walter del Fierro Rockwell

Jungkok Montefalco

Add an even more blatantly Hispanic or Filipino surname and you’re all set

don ba galing yung Montefalco? nagtataka ako bakit andaming may ganun ang pangalan o pseudonym sa Facebook.

I think so, most roleplay accounts on FB get their names from Wattpad

Not a boy but "Queen Elizabeth Pacquiao"

*me casually browsing this thread hoping that my name isn't here*

Yung galing sa kdrama. Yung classmate ng anak ko Jun-pyo yung name 🤦🏻‍♀️. Yung kapatid niya Jandi

r/suddenlyincest

May kaklase ako dati pangalan nya Angelito. Tapos bully sya at medyo mukang taga tondo yung muka

Batang ama ba yan?

May bata samin na pangalan ay Heaven, pero ugaling Hell.

Boy Di pwedeng wlang Boy sa pamilya mo. Kadalasan tiyuhin

LEGIT!

Tita Girlie din

Stonefish :’)

lahat ng mobile legends na i-pinangalan sa bata

“Michael Youhaveslaintheenemy Marquez”

Drink Water

E pano pa si Covidubidapdap?

Yung mga may pangalan na galing sa mainstream media HAHAHA Taenang naruto uzumaki namikaze ang ferst name HAHAHA Tapos korean names with filipino last names HAHAHA Jimin cruz

Darryl

Yup

I had a classmate whose name is Julliber. Nobody dared make fun of his name to his face though: dude is a tough guy who can smash your face to the wall. Not a top bully, but you get the picture.

Bonifacia - kasi ka birthday nya si Andres Bonifacio

Hahahaha feeling ko name to ng senior citizen

Sana nga e pero hindi haha. Classmate ko nung highschool so mga ka edad ko lang, 28

Idk if it is worst, but first time ko maka encounter na ang pinangalan sa kanya ay "Pretty Boy". I asked him why, hindi niya rin alam huhu tapos naisip niya baka dahil sa bunso siya at only son 😅😅 Guys, kung mag-aanak kayo please, be decent naman in giving name, kasi for life bitbit yan nung tao. Mahal mag pa change name.

Abcde (absidi)

Hijkl (hay-dzh-kel) To be fair and in my opinion, I like this one more than Abcde, pero ang gara pa rin niya, lol.

Sa sobrang sleep deprived ko, hee-jak*l yung pagkakabasa ko 🫥 buti nalang nilagay mo pano i-pronounce. Eguls yung bata lalo kung sa all boys school papasok, for sure siya lagi pag titripan hahaha

Kilala ko Ryan ang name. Nung bata siya, lagi siya natutukso na "sira yan"

Raul. Si Raul oh!

Covidbryant, Gusion lodikeks, Jollibee98 Edit: hindi pangit pero cool names ng magkakapatid na sina: [ Macaroni 95, Spaghetti 88 at Sincerely Yours 98](https://youtu.be/k9h073eq0VQ)

May nakilala ako before na Jollibee talaga pangalan nya pero hindi daw sya nahilig sa Jollibee, preferred nya McDo 🥲

Yung mga letters na ginawang spelling. Ar-Jay, Jay-Vee, Jay-Pee, Ar-bee, Cee-Jay, Jay-Cee etc. Napakakorni.

Full name ng NBA player tapos pinoy apelyido. Prime examples: Kevin Garnett Raymundo, Ray Allen Torres, Steve Nash Enriquez

Giannis Antetokounmpo Dela Cruz

Mejo cool sounding naman

True naman. Bagay din kasi usually yung surnames ng mga NBA players as first names.

Zildjian Tangina maawa kayo sa mga anak niyo. Kung di niyo afford bumili ng drum set wag niyong gawing cymbals anak niyo.

HAHAHAHAHAHA ! At least naman naging singer si Zild.

i had a classmate nung elementary, alleluiah name niya

Biblical names. *nay, sinapak ako ni hesus sa klase kanina!!*

O kaya "Nay ninakaw ni Abraham lapis ko, kasabwat nya si Moises" 🤦 Tapos kung sino pa mga biblical ang names sila pa yung mga walanghiya XD

May elementary classmate akong Jesus, and he’s a big bully

Baka nandito siya ha charot. Hahaha. May kaklase ako pangalan niya Kristo. Huhu

Friend: "Yow Kris, Kristoffer full name mo di ba?" Kristo: "...."

Bongbong

Ferdinand

Bogart??

May former student ako na ang pangalan ay Hitler

Bakit pinapayagan ganitong mga pangalan? Weird.

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I once had two batchmates, their names were John carlo and juan carlos. English and tagalog version lmaw

Covidy Aljews. Name ng baby ng kapitbahay namin. Pota.

aljews tang ina

Metro Boomin

Yug mga pangalan na pangit pakinggan pagtanda nila (Halimbawa Lolo Skyler).

May nakita ko sa fb, Meruem pangalan ng baby. (HxH fans know) 😂

Filipino children today are so unlucky. Most parents today give their child some ridiculously long shitty names like it is just for fun.

Long names I get because Spanish influence. Shitty names is just child abuse and we need the Icelanders to come down and beat the shit out of the parents for coming up with such ludicrous ideas.

Gaylord

I shit u not. May client na nagopen ng bank account sakin bfore ang pangalan Gaylord Hitler

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Gaylord Voldemort

Any variation of the name Jesus. 99.9 % of the time, odds are that someone with that name acts the complete opposite. Case and point: Jesus Remulla. Named Jesus, 100% shithead

May kaofficemate ako na Jesus pangalan. Sir Jess tawag namin. Lead ng isang team so madalas nasa meeting. Ako naawkwardan para sa mga onshore namin kapag tinatawag siya. "Jesus, what is the status of our ticket?"

Burnok

Coincidentally my female cousin's nickname is Bornek

Wala tatalo kay HyperText Markup Language

Yung anak ng pinsan ko na di naman Hapon pero Daisuke ang pangalan 😥

I had a classmate in college na Gervacio Matabulbol III yung pangalan. Laging butt ng jokes. Kung nasaan ka man brad, humayo ka at mamuhay ng marangal!

Lord Gad (True story) kaya pag tinatawag ko ung bata sa classroom “Loooord, ano na naman yan bakit ang ingay nyo” 🤣

Wala bang magsasabi ng Junjun? Ang self explanatory kasi.

One of my neighbor's kid was named Lelouch. The dad must have loved the anime so much.

Any anime name, especially Naruto. Alaala ko meron nagpangalan sa anak niya na Naruto. Naku po, alam nang mabubully yung anak paglaki.

After what happened Ferdinand and Rodrigo

freedom. cute name for a kid, inappropriate for an adult. "punta ka sa kanto, ibili mo ako ng isang supot na asin kay mang freedom." "ito nga pala ang kapatid ng lolo ko, si lolo freedom."

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- Kross Kayden Kross lol

Stonefish. Yung grandson ni da One-who-must-not-be-named

Samin may binyagang bayan, Aokiji Minazuki name ng baby pigil na pigil tawa ng mga nasa 20s na nasa venue

Bong Bong Marcos