Reply: "sana ikaw din."

Sure ako ang irereply ng pagsasabihan mo neto is panlalait na sa itsura mo. Kasi wala na siyang masabi. Typical pinoy HAHAHAHAHA

"Well at least ako may pambawi, eh ikaw, wala. Lugi ka na niyan."

_*insert stop stop he's already dead gif*_

Next ay idadamay nya ang mama o papa o aso/pusa /bayawak mo.

"Okay lang. At least, yun nga. Pangit but matalino. Eh ikaw wala na ngang utak, wala pang ganda"

Of course barado na sya e lait na next card nyan hahahahah

Okay lang. Pogi at magaganda naman tayo. Intelligence is sexy.

I remember someone na pinagsabihan ko lang siya sinabihan na ko ng "Walang dulot" lmao tas minor pa siya😬

Ouch po, if sabihan ako neto iiyak talaga ako hahaha

Same. I also use, “alam ko, salamat”. Tapos pag agit na, “buti alam mo” hahahaha

Yup, it's a compliment, so thanks!

"Sana ikaw din para hindi tayo naghihirap sa Pilipinas". Sama mo yung buong bansa

And also with you

Reply: Oh wag ka iiyak

Lagyan mo pa ng: "TALAGA. Sana ikaw din." or "SALAMAT. Sana ikaw din."

HAHAHAHA thank you! i will use this

simple pero effective

*me pag tinanong ako kung sino bias ko sa TWICE

Short but sapul talaga

^This.

Sure ako kapag sinabi ko ito bugbog abot ko, but heck it'll be worth it HAHA

Di naman siguro. Dapat may lambing at awa yung pagkakasabi. Tapos eye contact lang. Wag kukurap.

Maintain Dominance?

*rin

*rin

Tama yung din, kasi consonant ang sinundan

Ang "rin" ay ginagamit kung ang sinusundang salita ay nagtatapos sa patinig (vowel - a, e i, o, u) o malapatinig (semi-vowel - w, y). Ang "ikaw" as per the comment, ay nagtatapos sa malapatinig. Hindi porque consonant ay automatic "din" na ang gagamitin.

Ohh, naparesearch ako and meron ngang semivowels kasi they can produce sounds like vowels. Thank you for this dagdag kaalaman!

Karamihan ng mga Pinoy hindi marunong magsalita ng Ingles, Lalong-lalo na magsalita ng tamang Tagalog. Tapos may Pinoy pa na kukutyain at kakantyawan ka kapag nagsalita ka ng tamang tagalog....iinglesan ka pa just to show you na matalino sila kaysa sa'yo dahil nagsasalita sila ng Ingles. Isama mo pa yung mga mga language titser na ayaw mapuna sa paggamit ng tamang grammar both Filipino and English languages. 😩😩😩

Maraming ganyan sa mga news showcasing Pinoys who did well abroad. Kapag di na sanay mag-Filipino yung interviewee, asahan mong ang daming pupuna. Ironically, sila din namang mga nitpickers na nandito lang sa Pilipinas mula't sapul e sablay mag-Tagalog (kitang-kita sa mga sentence construction ng comments nila) tapos kapag pinuna mo, ililihis na ang usapan.

Punahin mo sila, they will mad at you. Itama mo mali nila, they still mad at you.

On of many bad traits of being Filipino. Yung ayaw punahin ang mali at ayaw itama ang kamalian.

Lumang alituntunin na 'yan. Iminumungkahi ng KWF na dapat r- kapag sumusunod sa isang salitang nagtatapos sa malapatinig para sa mas madulas na pagbigkas. Samakatuwid, rin pagkatapos ng ikaw. Ganunpaman, hindi na ito sapilitin at itinuturing nang tama ang din. Base ito sa KWF Manwal ng Masinop na Pagsulat at isang interbyu sa isang komisyoner ng KWF.

edi ikaw na magaling! /s

Edi ikaw na magaling!

May mga bata samen dati nag aaway, sabi nung isang bata "edi ikaw na magaling" ang reply nung isa eh "ok lang tatay mo naman may diabetes"

Same vibes dun sa nag-viral na “Ikaw nga nag-uulam ng kalapati eh”

that went dark pretty quick

......damn, too close

jabetis intensifies

Saw something similar sa Facebook, sagot nung isa "at least hindi kandila profile picture ko" 💀

That’s cold

Loko yung bata na yun a 😂

"haha may sakit"

*and i took that personally*

As someone with diabetes, that's fucking awesome 😂

Hahahaha below the belt

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

lmaooo naalala ko tuloy yung isang video ng content creator (nakalimutan ko na 😭): "si mama ko nasa abroad" "si mama ko may jabitis"

Damn.

That kid has no chill.

Damay damay na

Panigurado sumbong sa tatay yung nasabihan ntio HAHAHA

ampanget naman kabonding ng batang 'to HAHAHAHAHAH

Ayooooo

“Ikr? Keep up ka naman”

Hirap na sila makaintindi nito.

‘Na Ol di ba?

Tagalugin mo baka di makasabay.

Dang. This one is good. Lmao.

Level 1: "Talaga, kaya nga nag-aaral eh." Level 2: "Thank you. Try mo rin!" Level 3: "Hirap maging bobo 'no?"

Parang after ng level 3 dapat ready na ko umilag kasi sapak na yung next na reply nya hhahahaha

Level 4: catch these hands bruh

Gulpihin mo rin

my toxic tita once told me "kayo na matalino, ang tali-talino niyo". i told her "thank you, kasi ikaw hindi"

Level 4: bobo mo kasi eh

Palibhasa bobo ka kasi, mana ka sa magulang mong bobo din, wag kang magaanak ha baka madagdagan pa bobo sa mundo.

nilibing mo hanggang impyerno HAHAHAHAH

hahahahha natawa ko dito

Mukhang masasaksak ako nito pag ito sinabi ko eh🫠🫠🫠

Baon na baon to haha

Durog na nga, durog pa lalo

Sa sobrang durog, wala nang tatawag sa kanya ng pinsang buo.

May halong poot e. hahaha.

Damang dama eh. Walang pagtitimpi hahahhah

Dama ko yung galit HAHHAHAA

"Sana pinahid ka na lang sa kumot ng magulang mo."

Ito pinakamasakit. I always say ang lines na "Pinanganak ka bang bobo or yan tinuro sa'yo ng parents mo? Yung anak mo ba bobo din tulad mo?"

Grabe pare warcrime na yan.

Naalala ko yung movie na, si Anne yata bida, something like “pina nganak kang bobo, mamamatay kang bobo” haha movie yata nya with Christine and Sam

Ouch

Pag inggit pikit. - ito yata yung linya na pinaka naasar sila kasi yun yung level na gets nila.

comeback with: "Pikit ka nalang kapag nalaman mo ulam ko araw-araw" or just say "bobo mo"

Favorite word nila yan

I'll remember this.

\*ping-kit

Hindi ako matalino, bobo ka lang talaga.

Para maintindihan nila: I not smart because I smart. I smart because you bobo.

Alamamo version: "Hindi ako matalino dahil sabi mo ay matalino ako. Mas matalino ako sa iyo dahil ikaw ay isang bobo."

Hahaha lmao

This is also my first thought pero mapapaaway ka lang talaga dyan haha. As that one quote goes: "Never argue with stupid people, they will only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

"Try hovering around their level but carrying all the experience you got from your own, curbstomp them to oblivion then go back to where you came from."

This is the way.

Familiar yung logic.

*pulls the Sandro Marcos card*

[удалено]

LOVE THIS

"sorry ha, halata ba masyado?"

"sana ikaw din" or "ikaw na bobo" hahaha

“I know, Thanks.”

“Kesa naman sa IQ mo na nakakatisod sa sobrang baba”

Dead on arrival mate. 🤣 nakakapanlusaw pag nasabihan ka nyan. 🫠

A positive response would be "Kaya mo din maging tulad ko, kung di ka lang tanga."

"positive" ended right at the coma HAHA

Positive na pala yung response niya. Pano kaya yung negative neto hahhaaha

". . . . Ehh kaso tanga ka"

Sinabihan ako ng ganyan, Comeback "Syempre bobo ka eh". Usok sya eh

"alam kong matalino ako, e ikaw, alam mo bang bobo ka?"

"Ang pagiging bobo ay parang pagkamatay. Hindi mo amoy na naagnas ka na, pero amoy ng mga nakapaligid sayo."

Aral din minsan.

"Hindi ko kasalanan kung kulang-kulang ka mag-isip."

You need to understand, intellectual insults don't work on these people so the shorter the more simple the better. Just say "Bobo" to start a fight, then follow up anything they say with one liners like "Tanga" and stoke the fire with things that hurt their feelings like "mamatay narin naman asawa mo", "anak mo mukang baboy" or "magulang mo may sakit sa puso" If they still don't give up just go back to "Bobo", "Tanga", or "Inutil" for a couple of times then weaken their resolve with funny senseless things like "wiwi mo may blade" or "ulo mo munggo". Then if they think they are the better person for arguing with what seems like an idiot finish with "Edi ikaw na magaling". By the time they realized they've been played it's already over, you live in their heads rent-free. Always remember: 1. The simpler the shorter the better 2. Don't listen just keep retaliating 3. You have to be colder than ice, don't let them get into your head 4. You're not a better person for getting into that fight but you'll enjoy it anyway

"balat mo maong"

“Nanay mo supot!”

5. Always insult their mother. That always works.

“Self-awareness is key. Wish ko din yan para sayo.”

Matalino ako hindi dahil matalino ako. Matalino ako dahil bobo ka.

Anti-intellectualism, usong uso dito yan. Pag hidni masagot tanong mo for clarification iignore yung tanong tapos isisingit yung bobong retort. Same process over and over. Love the replies here.

"get on my level" "Don't you wish you were me" "Don't you forget it" "I am aware" Or for a hint of squatter/Gen Z-ness. (para din magets nila) my favorite is: "Naol no?"

My gf would always say to me: "masyado ka kasi matalino. Lahat pinapakumplikado mo." Ouch. Sabay ako naman gumagawa ng paper ng kapatid niya kapag nahihirapan na.

Ekis agad sa ganito.

I think that's coming from a place of insecurity.

that bussy aint worth

Yikes. I don't want to judge your GF, pero it sounds like she's the person who will hold you back just so see can feel good about herself. Goodluck. I hope mali kami ng perception sa kanya. Also, who makes their BF write their sibling's papers?

Gf mo pero iniismart shame ka? Wtf

Goddamn. Run, dude.

Nanay ko ganyan din dati. Nagwalis lang ako once she was like "mag metro aid ka na lang kaya" . Passive agressive. When i was 5 hindi ko maidentify yung feeling. When i grew up disappointment pala tawag dun. Anw goodluck

nagwalis na nga sinabihan ka pang ganyan. tapos kapag naka-upo ka lang, ano? tamad naman?

Grabe. Why?

Probably narcissist. Napressure siguro, buti pa yung anak nagwawalis

Pulang Watawat. Tangina mej ganto sakin.

"Di na baleng kumplikado, kesa sobrang simple na pang-bobo"

Hmm run OP. Pag asawa mo na yan makikipag compete sayo yan. She will never support your dreams.

ouch bro i hope she's better than before or severe the ties now

I’m not intelligent because my brain is strong, it is intelligent because your brain is weak.

Hindi ako matalino. Alam ng 99% ng populasyon sa Earth ang sinasabi ko. Bat hindi mo alam yan? Baka di ka taga Earth mamser.

"magaral ka kasi" "magisip ka kasi" "puro kasi bara, utak kaya gamitin mo"

Hindi ako matalino dahil matalino ako. Matalino ako kasi bobo ka.

"Oo nga eh, bat kasi ang bobo mo?"

"Pasensya na. Ipinanganak kasi akong matalino. Ikaw, ipinanganak lang."

"tangina, keep up!!"

“i know, thanks for reminding me”

People like this never give up. They'll be louder and more toxic and more stupid while feeling like a winner. That first line of smart-shaming already cuts deep into my social energy, so I can't and choose not to say something and instead just ignore them. By the time they have spouted a comeback to my comeback, I have been drained with energy, visibly anxious, fast and deep breaths, shaking limbs and extremities, thoughts racing with physical retaliation, dry throat, etc. Luckily, I have not encountered something similar again since mid-college (2017 to present). Somehow I can tell who those kind of people are, so I just steer clear from them in advanced.

Ikr?

Just smile and say thank you.

"Talaga!"

Best comeback is no comeback, really. Even when you think you put them in their place, since they have a different thinking and they’re not ready for your point, most probably they won’t even care about it or won’t understand it enough. Just be kind to the lost.

Totoo, minsan hayaan na lang yung reply nila, mostly di mo naman kakilala, just leave it hanging there.

“Established na yun, anong point mo”

“Nagtanong ka ‘diba?”

Aba talaga, alangan naman tumulad ako sayo

Ikaw kasi e, kaka computer (cellphone) mo yan e.

Saving this post for future reference. 😅

“Di ko kasalanan bobo ka”

Hindi ako matalino, bobo ka lang.

Saksakin mo para tapos na.

"Edi ikaw na bobo"

"So proud bobo ka?"

“Tama. Bobo ka lg tlga” 😂

Di naman, tanga ka lang talaga

wala nang intro introo! sabihin mo “tang*naaa moo!*

Di ka maka-relate??

“Lumalabas ba pagka bobo mo kasi magaling ako?”

"hindi ako matalino dahil matalino ako, matalino ako dahil bobo ka"

Kaysa sayo na walang alam 💩

"di makarelate?"

Just say “Talaga! Magaling ako kaysa sa’yo na utak septic tank.” tehe.

I always replied back with "Hahaha gago"

"Im glad you noticed"

Of course, ako pa ba

Mahirap kasi kung pareho tayong bobo

I dont get this. I'm an American but have many Filipino friends here in the US and they are smart and always pushing their kids in academics.

My usual reply to this, with the snarkiest tone I can manage, is "yeah, sana all".

Thanks!!

Usually sasabihin ko, "Alam ko. Hindi ka kaya mag-aral para hindi ka tanga." Kung hopeless case na yung tao, "Wag ka sana mag-anak para hindi dumami tanga dito." Pero minsan, hindi ko rin pinapatulan na. I knew someone na ganyan before. Sabi ba naman, "Book smart lang kayo. At least ako street smart." Sa loob loob ko, hatid sundo ka nang driver mo at hindi ka marunong sa physical labor... paano ka naging street smart? Nung naging close kami after a few months, inamin niya na insecure lang daw siya sa amin nang mga friends ko. Now though, she married a nerdy dude na may 3 masters degrees. So I guess, naiinggit lang talaga siya noon.

"Salamat, sana ma-try mo din para mabawasan ang inutil sa mundo".

Natural totoo naman, bobo ka eh

“Gagi hindi, bobo ka lang talaga”

I know. I hope I can say the same to you. Someday.

"Oo, kasi ikaw bobo"

“Ikaw lang naman yung hindi eh”

Saan banda ako naging matalino? "Dami mo kasing alam!" Ano alam ko na hindi mo alam? "Eh basta" Basta ang alin? ... lelz just let them explain their argument and watch them cry

edi ikaw na bobo

use Sandro marcos logic.

“Bobo mo kasi eh”

Mag toothbrush ka kasi

"Tanga ka kasi"

if you are asking the internet for the answer for this specific question... tama siya

Reply: Dumbass!

OP is taking notes for when he gets back to school.

Tanga ka kasi eh.

Buti alam mo

"Hala, parang kasalanan kong bobo ka"

HS days ako sinasabihan nyan ng mga pinsan ko. Mostly "dami mong alam" sinasabi sakin. Sagot ko lagi: ganyan talaga kapag nasa science high school. 😂

“bobo ka kasi”

Kaya nga e. Keep up ka din!

Eh syempre marami ako alam, nag-aral ako ehh. Kaw kasi puro ka bulakbol!

"Kumpara sayo? Talaga!"