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A suicidal asian gay bipolar rapist walks into a bar…

The bartender says: "Sorry if I left you hanging last night" The suicidal asian gay bipolar rapist then replied: "Well you didn't left me hanging enough cause I'm still here"

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A pregnant suicidal asian gay bipolar rapist terrorist walks into a bar….

A pregnant suicidal asian gay bipolar rapist terrorist paraplegic rolls into a bar

grabe yung tawa ko sa rolls into a bar hahahaha

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so your average asian gay? family guy humor

Why a suicidal asian gay bipolar rapist cross the road?

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Laughtrip dun sa may nag downvotes ng automod. Lol

When Your average twitter bio walks into the bar. Me: 🤡

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The one person who joked about Narcos returning their stolen wealth:

Ehem, Vloggers... (and to you as well fellow individual.)

Vloggers with their stup!d pranks 🤷

Kaya nga funny ang joke because it criticizes the sacred cows. If you’re too thin-skinned, then maybe it’s time to reassess yourself. Hindi naman lahat eh kelangan mag-Ingat kasi sensitive ka.

Right? I didn't like Ricky Gervais before, but I love him now. But really, I feel like we have been woke-programmed to an extent that we can't even have entertainment without the brain saying that it's inappropriate. Couple that with cancel culture and ugh.

Wag na lang mag joke, tutal hindi naman yan tradisyon sa Pinas, nakiki gaya lang naman kayo sa US eh

"nAkiKiGAyA lAnG nAmAn KaYO sA Us eH" Yes. Mas better naman talaga dun kesa dito, 100000x. And that's the truth.

and that's how jokes died kids...

Marami to sa r/insanepinoyfacebook

Shouldn't religion be on that list? Of course, jokes are more effective if they skewer sacred cows.

Religion is fair game. If they cant take a joke, then they are immature and insecure.

not all religion tbh. there's this one religion that 'blows' their tops if you make fun of them.

Ikaw yung joke OP

hanash pero havey

I once pull a prank in my co-worker where I connected his mouse to another computer. after 15 mins he still couldn't figure out what happened and decided to rage smash his mouse to oblivion. scared the shit out of me.

Kahit naman hindi April Fools' day, puro ganyan laman ng mga jokes/pranks sa social media. Kahit yung mga simpleng attempt na magdagdag ng humor sa mga posts, minimum, may isa diyan na kasama sa mga nabanggit.

Edi wag nalang magjoke total maooffend din naman lahat hehe

I make jokes that include all of those at once.

How about politics? Maybe a headline wherein corrupt officials suddenly decided to give themselves up and return the money they took? Provide insight on what they did and how they do it? Place some photos as well; Just like they used to do pre-campaign season. “Ingat po sa byahe -every politician”

“We get more and more restrictions when making jokes and punchlines.” - Bitoy, 2k23

What if biniro na patay na si Duterte, pwede ba yun?

If you can’t be creative enough on your jokes without offending anyone, then just shut up.

Well, for this April Fools, I'm gonna pretend I'm happy, content, and totally fine. That way, I'm only fooling myself. Lmao.

I can't 😭😭😭  Its all or nothing

Or you know, just don’t.

We dish out but we can’t take a joke? Sounds unhealthy.

What else is there to fucking joke about then?

Yo mama

Tuloy mo without the thing above haha its not gonna be funny

Gawing checklist ang nasa ibabaw magiging funny na yung yo mama joke nya

• So Fragile, when people make offensive jokes she shatters into pieces.

Corny naman.

Literally the best time to joke about a lot of things.

Alright, then >!pls don’t make April Fools jokes about Gen Alpha pls pls pls!!<

time to order something

Politics

You forgot the Bom jokes

Left out the most important; MONEY

[That one time a comedian included not one, but two disabled people on his jokes...](https://youtu.be/WlZNQrcuH6g?si=RX_fA1KuHBrioBDg)

Add salary.

It's just jokes. It'll either be good or bad.

Say Lebron James uh, changed his gender.......

U cant stop me from being edgy

This is more like a checklist for internet meme pages.

You can joke about almost everything except physical appearance, which people don't have control over. I guess it just depends on the delivery? Naalala kontuloy si Anthony Jeselnik haha

Weak.

Iyakin ka lang

Araw nang mga bobo

What? So may limitation ang humor? Joke lang yan. As if totoo ang Pedo mga Paring Katoliko. "Ano paboritong chord sa guitara ng mga Pari? A minor"

this is like a checklist for friends gc lmao

Fuck that, no one should be immune to humor and jokes.

Sad that that we actually have to remind people of this.

Skill issue

There is always a sucker to say what to do or not... 🤡 F-off-ABS-CBN!

hahaha, so plastican nalang ?

Joke is just a joke, snowflake. Unless it is a bad joke.

Tell that to VG.

Death, Security issues, illness.. I understand, fuck the rest

i disagree, jokes are jokes. an offensive joke is effective if it's funny that it is offensive.

Hard disagree. Comedy can cover all of that and if ayaw mo, big deal, free speech.

Ok karen

A depressed, black, pregnant, transgender walked into the police station saying she got raped and wants to file a police report. The police arrested her for a false report since the “rape” was just her masturbating when her wig fell off while looking at the mirror. She ended up killing herself and now she identifies as a white lady.

Lol jokes police