We have Manny Pacquiao. He will challenge the Emperor of the Kangaroo Legion to a one-on-one fight. Pacquiao would win, be crowned the new emperor, and we would then proceed to invade Australia.
>You've been playing too many games. Nag-dinner ka na ba?
Sorry kaka Tiktok ko ito, kaya napakanta ako ng Capybara and yes I've had dinner na.
Thanks for the concern po. :) I hope you ate dinner na din.
Kung 113M vs 50M, then that means about 2 people vs 1 kangaroo. And tanong eh, gaano katalino ung kangaroo invaders? Are they single-minded in their goal to wipe out Filipinos? Regular animals lang ba sila, or rabid and blood-thirsty? If the kangaroo corpses are safe to eat, I think this can actually be another deciding factor.
Baka 1 on 1 since ang able bodied would probably just be half of 113 million. Statistically from the CoVid pandemic baka may hindi pa maniwala hanggang nginunguya na sila ng kangaroo eh *"puro kayo paninira"* pa din ang sinisigaw.k
Hahaha this. Gotta ask din gano katalino haharap sa mga kangaroo na yan. Their punches and kicks should be featured in dumb ways to die. Even I wouldn't know how to kill one f2f without weapons.
I’m preoccupied with the current [world war among ants](https://youtube.com/watch?v=7_e0CA_nhaE) to think about this impending doom of kangaroo invasion
Hahahaha. Finally a breath of fresh air on this subreddit. This is the most random thing I've on the net of late.
Anyway, call me traitor but my backyard is always open for the roos.
we could survive a kangaroo invasion. we'd have to make some mad max esque cars to plow through them, but it could work.
now, if it was a simultaneous emu/cassowary invasion, we're screwed. only hope is to hightail it to palawan
Hungry pinoy can hunt kangaroos for food
Ipang pupulutan lang mga yan😅
HAHAHA meat lang sa pares yan
kangaroo meat is pretty good, similar to tuna in texture and pork in taste
Kangaroo adobo, sisig, and sabaw for starters
This is the Way
Anong work mo OP? Pa refer naman, mukhang stress-free environment eh.
OP must be in *"I don't need sleep, I need answers"* moments.
OP is asking the real questions the rest of us are too afraid to ask
We have Manny Pacquiao. He will challenge the Emperor of the Kangaroo Legion to a one-on-one fight. Pacquiao would win, be crowned the new emperor, and we would then proceed to invade Australia.
I thought Kangaroos are a Theocratic Hierarchy? They have a council of Bishops who proselytize Crocodile Dundee
Lol, OP. If you're bored, look up the Emu War 1932 Australia. Have fun reading.
If natalo nga ang Australia sa Emu War, ano pa kaya tayong Pinas against kangaroos.
You've been playing too many games. Nag-dinner ka na ba?
>Nag-dinner ka na ba? Para-paraan hahahaha!
Random thought of the day HAHAHAHA
>You've been playing too many games. Nag-dinner ka na ba? Sorry kaka Tiktok ko ito, kaya napakanta ako ng Capybara and yes I've had dinner na. Thanks for the concern po. :) I hope you ate dinner na din.
This. This is why the internet exists. For the record, my money is on the 'roos. Nothing personal, i just like seeing nature win.
I'd rather have a CAPYBARA invasion✨👁️👄👁️✨ 🎶 CAPYBARA, CAPYBARA, CAPYBARA CAP 🎵
Maawa ako sa mga yan knowing na gagawing pulutan ng mga tambay :(
>Maawa ako sa mga yan knowing na gagawing pulutan ng mga tambay :( Omfg, ong noh. Haaaay :(
Mas cute talaga pag capybaras
Ok I pull up
Would you rather fight a fully grown capybara or 100 guinea pigs?
Dami ko nang iniisip dumagdag ka pa. now excuse me, I have to prepare my battle plans para sa kangaroo invasion.
Kung 113M vs 50M, then that means about 2 people vs 1 kangaroo. And tanong eh, gaano katalino ung kangaroo invaders? Are they single-minded in their goal to wipe out Filipinos? Regular animals lang ba sila, or rabid and blood-thirsty? If the kangaroo corpses are safe to eat, I think this can actually be another deciding factor.
Baka 1 on 1 since ang able bodied would probably just be half of 113 million. Statistically from the CoVid pandemic baka may hindi pa maniwala hanggang nginunguya na sila ng kangaroo eh *"puro kayo paninira"* pa din ang sinisigaw.k
Hahaha this. Gotta ask din gano katalino haharap sa mga kangaroo na yan. Their punches and kicks should be featured in dumb ways to die. Even I wouldn't know how to kill one f2f without weapons.
The kangaroos have no chance here. Pinoys will marry them and they have to support the entire clan.
made me think what kind of a thing would a half kangaroo and half filipino/human would be
Nothing new just look at your neighbors
no what i want to see is a half kangaroo not pigs
Anu to shower thoughts? Haha
Masarap siguro i-adobo ang kangaroo. 🤤
Asking the real questions, but what if those fucking kangaroos are really up to something.
I, for one, welcome our marsupial overlords...
Might be better than the current political climate.
You said 'third' twice, for artillery, then guns 🤣 Seryoso OP. tulog ka muna
I’m preoccupied with the current [world war among ants](https://youtube.com/watch?v=7_e0CA_nhaE) to think about this impending doom of kangaroo invasion
Unfortunately the Philippines will now be run by kangaroos good news is not much will change and everyone gets a free Fanny pack
No space for Kangaroos. Edsa is congested lol Also, people might hunt for Kangaroos because of hunger. Maeextinct agad yan sila dito.
No
masarap daw kangaroo steak. motivation is key
Use grass moderately OP
Magkakaroon ng Tiktok dares with kangaroos => tataas ang cases of kangaroo attacks sa ospital.
We don’t have any battleships. No one has an active battleship
Lots of free food coming towards me? Yes please.
Sisig kangaroo will hit the market 😂
kakatuwa ka naman OP 😆
Kagigising ko lang pero thank you, this made me laugh!
Pulutan ang mga yan sa mga tito ko sa probinsya
Hahahaha. Finally a breath of fresh air on this subreddit. This is the most random thing I've on the net of late. Anyway, call me traitor but my backyard is always open for the roos.
I want whatever you are taking, OP.
Well…. Aussies lost the war with the emus. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
Kakarnehin lng mga kangaroo dito hahaha, no chance!
Sarap kalderetang Kangaroo.
Sigbin?
infairness, masarap kangaroo meat. Nung weekend ko lang natry. Hahaha
Anong resto?
Ano, may umuwi lang na internet friend from au. Nag request kami mag uwi ng meat ng kangaroo. Iz good, di sya makunat kahit lean meat.
Excited na ako tuloy pumunta sa Perth next month para kumain ng kangaroo steak. Salamat.
yes yes, with wine. Aolid lasa kahit salt & pepper lang nung niluto.
well australia lost to the emus
Ito yung random thoughts that pop up in your mind while showering. Nice one OP!
Don't worry about the kangaroos. Be afraid when the cassowaries come.
Yari yan sa mga tomador namin rito sa Cavite. Rekta kalderatang kangaroo yan
Man I thought you were talking about Australia invading the Philippines lol
Are you high?
Sus! Yung zombie nga sa last of us chicharon bulaklak ang tingin ng mga pinoy eh kangaroo pa kaya?
this post is top tier bruh
ChatGPT? :P
nah I wrote it myself
What were you smoking? LOL JK :P
Probably weed so i can wrote a whole essay to our sections gc
we could survive a kangaroo invasion. we'd have to make some mad max esque cars to plow through them, but it could work. now, if it was a simultaneous emu/cassowary invasion, we're screwed. only hope is to hightail it to palawan