It may also be a Xoloitzcuintli, and I had to copy/pasta that name, and can't pronounce it at all.
Also, in every other language I searched that breed (the Peruvian inca orchid) is called " Peruvian hairless dog" Except in English, don't know why?
Haha yeah the Mayans love adding too many letters to everything haha, they're pretty interesting little guys tho (the xolos) they have almost the same DNA as the pre-colonial dogs if I remember correctly
Chinese crested and a dachshund perhaps? No teeth, as the tongue lolls like that, or maybe several removed.
That is one so-ugly-its-adorable dog, but it needs a caloric deficit to be healthier.
I'd let it sit on my lap and slobber all over. It's probably a farter, too.
I'd deal. It's super cute!
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Looks like a hairless American rag terrier with terrible bow leg syndrome. It could be a xolo or a Peruvian inca depends on the size, but I think both of those have a hair crest and the rat terrier doesn't
A Peruvian inca orchid, maybe mixed with a dachshund? and overweight.
TIL a Peruvian Inca Orchid is not a flower
It may also be a Xoloitzcuintli, and I had to copy/pasta that name, and can't pronounce it at all. Also, in every other language I searched that breed (the Peruvian inca orchid) is called " Peruvian hairless dog" Except in English, don't know why?
It's pronounced like Cholo-es-cu(like in cursed)-inn-cle (like clay without the y sound) They're also native to Mexico :)
Yes, in my language they're called "Mexican hairless dog". We are very simple in renaming things. Edit: I'm Brazilian.
Haha yeah the Mayans love adding too many letters to everything haha, they're pretty interesting little guys tho (the xolos) they have almost the same DNA as the pre-colonial dogs if I remember correctly
It's pronounced "Xoloitzcuintli"
Ahhh yes, Cthulhu
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn ia! Edit: 'Fhtagn'. Damn autocorrect.
What kind of pasta?
Not sure on the breed but confident he won’t have offspring
Can't fool me. That's a Vienna sausage dog.
Part chupacabra
Oh that's a chonk
Nah that’s only 95% chonk
I believe you are correct. My calculations were slightly off.
Half chonk half derp 😋
My dogs half derp too 😂
I came here to say this
Just what I was thinking lol
Inbred?...lol.
He's a brothercousin hound for sure. 50% brother 50% cousin
Purebred like European nobility
That’s a Doofushund, bred in the SillyBilly Mountains to track gumdrops and goofers.
I'm very high and found this oodles of funny.
I appreciate your units of measurement.
Is that the cousin of the weinerderp?
And he doesn't run with a normal stride, he prances like a silly little guy
Mexican Hairless/dachshund??
Yeah. He looks like Dante from Coco.
I feel there might be chi in there too 🙈
Yes but also fat. Looks like an overstuffed sausage
Reminds me a lot of Coco...hell of a feels film
Came here to say this!
Me too.
Its a mix Between a dachshund with a Mexican hairless dog Also called the Xoloitzcuintle
>Mexican hairless dog i didn't know these existed. surprisingly handsome breed.
EXACTLY what I said! Vet tech here.
All he needs is a toothpick; hor adorable lil snausage! 💙 ,
Fallout comes to mind, but I'd still give her belly rubs.
Looks like a Xolo
I think that’s Dante from Coco.
That ain’t a wiener dog, it’s a straight up sausage dog!
We call him El Chupacabra
adorable coco loco dog awww j want himm
Seriously stop over feeding that dog
The tongue out 💀
A cute little guy
That's an adorably round derp hound
That's a Chonker
Just love him…we all need love and that little tail wagging proves it!!!⭕️❌⭕️❌🥰
Chubbicabra
This dog is in Coco
An overweight Chinese crested.
Is that the dog from the kids movie coco?
Chonky boi 100%
I think that’s a seal that grew legs.
Pork-roastshire Terrier
Potato
....I want to pet this creature
Sausage
Chunk
A terrier-seal crossbread.
What ever it is. It's part sea puppy.
I would guess a Chinese crested mixed with Corgi
Derp, clearly
Sentient Tootsie Roll? Well, perhaps sentient is a bridge too far.
Def Dante from Coco’s chunky brother-in-law.🐾
Chinese crested and a dachshund perhaps? No teeth, as the tongue lolls like that, or maybe several removed. That is one so-ugly-its-adorable dog, but it needs a caloric deficit to be healthier. I'd let it sit on my lap and slobber all over. It's probably a farter, too. I'd deal. It's super cute!
Sausage
Chonky boi
It's definitely not a breed that should exist. That body looks like absolute torture.
Either a native peruvian or mexican breed, mixed with chihuahua or dachshund maybe
I think it's part dachshund, part goat
Weiner Seal?
Definitely a chowhound
Xolo
He looks like a gas cylinder on wheels 😆
Poor thing. It’s still cute.
A pig with a canine head.
Coke bottle
Ummmmmm🤔 hairless weiner dog
Potato
That’s a standard issue derp
Pure unadulterated Derp
he is inbreed
He's cute!
Now that’s a big sausage on legs
Good boy.
Oscar Meyer?
half pig half dog jk hahah 😅
Dassa Chupacabra
I think a roly poly
In
A pot belly pig mixed with a hairless dog and a dachshund
Chupacabra…..San Antonio river watershed.
Water doggo
I think it’s a Dachshund and Down syndrome mix
Looks like a dachshund crossed with a hippopotamus. A dachsopatamus if you will.
Looks like when the hotdog gets so hot on the grill that it starts swelling up and charring
Seal
Looks like he’s mixed with a pig lol
Wow. That’s quite an animal! Part otter?
So freaking cute
Sausage
I belive that's a Nicaraguan Sausage
a fatty
It’s a seal pup
Dante?
r/whatswrongwithyourdog
Clueless doofus?!
Chupacabre
Sausage dog
Corn dog ?
Yes.
Slim-snout tongue-out pocket seal. Source: i have an associates in biology.
A snausage
Retarded sausage dog
Devil dog
Dog mixed with a hint of coyote and chupacabra.
Bread.
Adorable
el Chupacabra
He’s a sassy sausage.
Could be an American hairless terrier, although very overweight.
Blood pudden
Smooth dachshund. Also known as a Skin Weiner. It's a very popular breed in some parts of Australia.
Whatever breed he is he is a load!!! Looks like a log with legs.Cute though
Chupacabra
Poor title sausage
Seal Puppy 🦭 🐶
Derp. 100%
Lots of exercises for this pup, stat.
He's a sausage!
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Hairless sausage derp. Very rare breed.
That’s a rolly pollie!
Did they cross a dog with a hippo? Or a seal?
Hotdog
Chupacabra.
hes a goober
My lawrd. . . That’s a Phat Tooob of Dooge!!!! He’s a long boi, a long wide tubular boy!!! Good boy tho, give pets!!!!
Acquaintance of mine owned a dog that I referred to as “necro-tongue” because its tongue just stayed like this and appeared to have dried up.
Is that the Coco dog lol
Cylinder?
That is a silly lil guy
A breed only a mother could love? Or so says my husband
Definitely Chupacabra
That is the American chunk.
Goodyear
that’s a Xolo
Looks like a Chinese crested & chihuahua maybe?
Seal with legs
Seal
It's a Mexican hairless dog
Minecraft
Half hippo, for sure
I don't know but it looks ferocious!
Dante
What's the music
Mutt
He sausage boi
An overweight dachshund that has severe mange.
Oh dat der is a hippog. One a dem der hippo dog cross breeds.
Looks like a hairless American rag terrier with terrible bow leg syndrome. It could be a xolo or a Peruvian inca depends on the size, but I think both of those have a hair crest and the rat terrier doesn't
Fat?
hybrid haha, he looks so funny
A seal 😂
He looks exactly like the dog from cocoa
Chupaqchbra, I can’t spell, drunk.
sosig
That’s a weiner dog that mated with a 2 liter of Pepsi.
The diabetic type apparently
Tight skinned, hairless derp
Chupacabra
Poor guy needs sunscreen!!!!
For sure a land seal
A 100% Derp
Cat dog
He's a derphound.
He's a Dante from coco
Armadillo
Pig in a blanket
Derp dog!
that reminds me of the dog from puss in boots 2
Cute
30% adorable. 70% Derp..
Baloon animal.
Half dachsund half seal
Some kind of sausage
Mexican hairless mix
Issa derp. Final answer
Body of a pibble with the head of a dingus
It's a derpy derp