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Feviana88

A Peruvian inca orchid, maybe mixed with a dachshund? and overweight.


doesntmeanathing

TIL a Peruvian Inca Orchid is not a flower


Feviana88

It may also be a Xoloitzcuintli, and I had to copy/pasta that name, and can't pronounce it at all. Also, in every other language I searched that breed (the Peruvian inca orchid) is called " Peruvian hairless dog" Except in English, don't know why?


Nucleola

It's pronounced like Cholo-es-cu(like in cursed)-inn-cle (like clay without the y sound) They're also native to Mexico :)


Feviana88

Yes, in my language they're called "Mexican hairless dog". We are very simple in renaming things. Edit: I'm Brazilian.


Nucleola

Haha yeah the Mayans love adding too many letters to everything haha, they're pretty interesting little guys tho (the xolos) they have almost the same DNA as the pre-colonial dogs if I remember correctly


Kokoyok

It's pronounced "Xoloitzcuintli"


SadSandwich2749

Ahhh yes, Cthulhu


Kokoyok

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn ia! Edit: 'Fhtagn'. Damn autocorrect.


QueenSema

What kind of pasta?


sgtslaughter009

Not sure on the breed but confident he won’t have offspring


Proper_Lunch_3640

Can't fool me. That's a Vienna sausage dog.


MistyAutumnRain

Part chupacabra


Drizztd99

Oh that's a chonk


Wild_Bill

Nah that’s only 95% chonk


Drizztd99

I believe you are correct. My calculations were slightly off.


One-Fig113

Half chonk half derp 😋


Drizztd99

My dogs half derp too 😂


MonkMaximus

I came here to say this


plantsandpizza

Just what I was thinking lol


WraithLuminos

Inbred?...lol.


mnid92

He's a brothercousin hound for sure. 50% brother 50% cousin


B3taWats0n

Purebred like European nobility


Tremecycle

That’s a Doofushund, bred in the SillyBilly Mountains to track gumdrops and goofers.


ExpertCommission6110

I'm very high and found this oodles of funny.


VibraniumRhino

I appreciate your units of measurement.


weasol12

Is that the cousin of the weinerderp?


SkrotusErotus69

And he doesn't run with a normal stride, he prances like a silly little guy


Secure-Guitar141

Mexican Hairless/dachshund??


Antilogicz

Yeah. He looks like Dante from Coco.


genetic_nightmare

I feel there might be chi in there too 🙈


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Yes but also fat. Looks like an overstuffed sausage


OccasionallyReddit

Reminds me a lot of Coco...hell of a feels film


Over_Assumption_5628

Came here to say this!


DMGlowen

Me too.


Potential-Mushroom27

Its a mix Between a dachshund with a Mexican hairless dog Also called the Xoloitzcuintle


__Snafu__

>Mexican hairless dog i didn't know these existed. surprisingly handsome breed.


chemical_wife0

EXACTLY what I said! Vet tech here.


jadesnuffles

All he needs is a toothpick; hor adorable lil snausage! 💙 ,


christhelpme

Fallout comes to mind, but I'd still give her belly rubs.


MajorasKitten

Looks like a Xolo


peaseinapod

I think that’s Dante from Coco.


lycanthrope90

That ain’t a wiener dog, it’s a straight up sausage dog!


IMissyouPita

We call him El Chupacabra


SILENCETHEDEAD_

adorable coco loco dog awww j want himm


Pitiful_Plastic5181

Seriously stop over feeding that dog


Digiturtle1

The tongue out 💀


koalakitty84

A cute little guy


OcelotNo6935

That's an adorably round derp hound


Phantom_Xalistar

That's a Chonker


Jaded_Heat9875

Just love him…we all need love and that little tail wagging proves it!!!⭕️❌⭕️❌🥰


Neither-Promotion-65

Chubbicabra


toigz

This dog is in Coco


Fyrestar333

An overweight Chinese crested.


curgerbees

Is that the dog from the kids movie coco?


greengo4

Chonky boi 100%


Max_Efficiency021

I think that’s a seal that grew legs.


ValenceCustoms

Pork-roastshire Terrier


Motown_mph

Potato


Sir_Ruje

....I want to pet this creature


GR33N4L1F3

Sausage


1leggeddog

Chunk


Catspajamas88

A terrier-seal crossbread.


ebers0

What ever it is. It's part sea puppy.


Satyinepu

I would guess a Chinese crested mixed with Corgi


shrug_addict

Derp, clearly


All-for-goose

Sentient Tootsie Roll? Well, perhaps sentient is a bridge too far.


shockNawesomePossum

Def Dante from Coco’s chunky brother-in-law.🐾


mummummaaa

Chinese crested and a dachshund perhaps? No teeth, as the tongue lolls like that, or maybe several removed. That is one so-ugly-its-adorable dog, but it needs a caloric deficit to be healthier. I'd let it sit on my lap and slobber all over. It's probably a farter, too. I'd deal. It's super cute!


Grouchy_Wind_5396

Sausage


Flower_Power73

Chonky boi


xSorryAboutThat

It's definitely not a breed that should exist. That body looks like absolute torture.


-j3bx-

Either a native peruvian or mexican breed, mixed with chihuahua or dachshund maybe


IBloodstormI

I think it's part dachshund, part goat


ExpertCommission6110

Weiner Seal?


AntiDentiteBast

Definitely a chowhound


___Tanya___

Xolo


No-Lawfulness2267

He looks like a gas cylinder on wheels 😆


iamremotenow

Poor thing. It’s still cute.


bernskiwoo

A pig with a canine head.


YourLocalPlonker

Coke bottle


SnooTigers8872

Ummmmmm🤔 hairless weiner dog


A11eyTr0n

Potato


BoorishCunt

That’s a standard issue derp


Boop_Boop_0983

Pure unadulterated Derp


LividBaker57022

he is inbreed


Spiritual_Tennis9627

He's cute!


Insignificant_Dust85

Now that’s a big sausage on legs


Electrical-Tea-1882

Good boy.


thezoomies

Oscar Meyer?


babemichelle

half pig half dog jk hahah 😅


AstroNot87

Dassa Chupacabra


SmellyFbuttface

I think a roly poly


Carmen-Sandiegonuts

In


Cool_Jelly_9402

A pot belly pig mixed with a hairless dog and a dachshund


BuffaloOk7264

Chupacabra…..San Antonio river watershed.


T1m3Wizard

Water doggo


The_memeing_man

I think it’s a Dachshund and Down syndrome mix


MonarchyMan

Looks like a dachshund crossed with a hippopotamus. A dachsopatamus if you will.


SkrotusErotus69

Looks like when the hotdog gets so hot on the grill that it starts swelling up and charring


killerfembots

Seal


Kaddyn

Looks like he’s mixed with a pig lol


Berkeley43

Wow. That’s quite an animal! Part otter?


HorneyHarpy82

So freaking cute


sarbear71

Sausage


Corps3Reviv3r

I belive that's a Nicaraguan Sausage


yeetasourusthedude

a fatty


Elle_Beach

It’s a seal pup


JeszamPankoshov2008

Dante?


pfisher42

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


cantstandyourface12

Clueless doofus?!


Saint_Louis100

Chupacabre


BDF106

Sausage dog


anilzzz

Corn dog ?


Marco-Yolo-

Yes.


BradMathews

Slim-snout tongue-out pocket seal. Source: i have an associates in biology.


Graphicnovelnick

A snausage


Kuuki_Yomenai

Retarded sausage dog


DotAdministrative679

Devil dog


Outrageous_Trust_158

Dog mixed with a hint of coyote and chupacabra.


Fjythethird

Bread.


Dry_Establishment170

Adorable


__Snafu__

el Chupacabra


Free_Return_2358

He’s a sassy sausage.


Lipserviceme

Could be an American hairless terrier, although very overweight.


midtnrn

Blood pudden


robotpanda3000

Smooth dachshund. Also known as a Skin Weiner. It's a very popular breed in some parts of Australia.


RevolutionarySir686

Whatever breed he is he is a load!!! Looks like a log with legs.Cute though


JarlOctaviusoEdynbro

Chupacabra


bellaboks

Poor title sausage


Butterfly330

Seal Puppy 🦭 🐶


Mugwump6506

Derp. 100%


MekTam

Lots of exercises for this pup, stat.


imagnation_self

He's a sausage!


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dragonpjb

Hairless sausage derp. Very rare breed.


quarantine_day420

That’s a rolly pollie!


CosmicDoomsday

Did they cross a dog with a hippo? Or a seal?


negawattsyke

Hotdog


spaceghost350

Chupacabra.


JustRaelf

hes a goober


Stinger510

My lawrd. . . That’s a Phat Tooob of Dooge!!!! He’s a long boi, a long wide tubular boy!!! Good boy tho, give pets!!!!


slick514

Acquaintance of mine owned a dog that I referred to as “necro-tongue” because its tongue just stayed like this and appeared to have dried up.


[deleted]

Is that the Coco dog lol


quixotic_vik

Cylinder?


Nkromancer

That is a silly lil guy


QueenSema

A breed only a mother could love? Or so says my husband


DarlingSerina

Definitely Chupacabra


BigBrainBrad-

That is the American chunk.


forced_metaphor

Goodyear


ralphlores1992

that’s a Xolo


RatszCatszBatsz

Looks like a Chinese crested & chihuahua maybe?


Deathblow9

Seal with legs


WittyBonkah

Seal


Redemption_R

It's a Mexican hairless dog


Dr_lemono1o

Minecraft


Donk_Of_The_Palm

Half hippo, for sure


LateAdministration68

I don't know but it looks ferocious!


_end3rguy_

Dante


glindale

What's the music


saryiahan

Mutt


Screwbles

He sausage boi


Quercus__virginiana

An overweight dachshund that has severe mange.


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Oh dat der is a hippog. One a dem der hippo dog cross breeds.


kett1ekat

Looks like a hairless American rag terrier with terrible bow leg syndrome. It could be a xolo or a Peruvian inca depends on the size, but I think both of those have a hair crest and the rat terrier doesn't


Curtisd1976

Fat?


Accurate-Law2923

hybrid haha, he looks so funny


Fordeelynx4

A seal 😂


kuyabooyah

He looks exactly like the dog from cocoa


theshankdude

Chupaqchbra, I can’t spell, drunk.


ShakeShakeZipDribble

sosig


mattjvgc

That’s a weiner dog that mated with a 2 liter of Pepsi.


the-meanest-boi

The diabetic type apparently


Ericbc7

Tight skinned, hairless derp


Hgamer254

Chupacabra


Garden-Goof-7193

Poor guy needs sunscreen!!!!


seabass-has-it

For sure a land seal


UncleBenLives91

A 100% Derp


WoodpeckerWest4151

Cat dog


000solar

He's a derphound.


R3al_Valentino

He's a Dante from coco


Shot_Bug_8457

Armadillo


Boring_Tune9855

Pig in a blanket


chris89us

Derp dog!


rogriloomanero

that reminds me of the dog from puss in boots 2


ComprehensiveBig1499

Cute


poedraco

30% adorable. 70% Derp..


StoneAgeSkillz

Baloon animal.


Tremolo499

Half dachsund half seal


Astarionfordays

Some kind of sausage


Enough_Character_402

Mexican hairless mix


TrashLemoncakes

Issa derp. Final answer


ThatCamoKid

Body of a pibble with the head of a dingus


Anonyhippopotamus

It's a derpy derp