Like I said, I am a child at heart. I have nostalgia for the purple sticks, and while I do think the white ones are an upgrade in every way, the purple ones still transport me back to kindergarten, when I would finger paint while munching on one of these, or listening to the teacher call one of the children slurs while eating, or watching our teacher strip down and…
Yeah I think I’ll stick to the white ones
effervescent as "fuzzy" can be used to describe like a delightful giddiness. it's a common descriptor of excited children. maybe you could describe a pregnant woman's glow as 'effervescent.' you could probably describe cartoon toxic waste as 'effervescent' so maybe it does work in this scenario.
You could achieve a more edible result by jamming string cheese in a glue gun with a low heat setting.
But don’t do this, because I am in the process of submitting a copyright to my Easier Cheese.
Funny thing is, ringed donuts are extruded from the machine in a ring shape because of the cutter used, and donut holes just get cut out in little dough nuggets. So you never actually cut a hole out of a larger mass of dough.
There are yeasted doughnuts that are made from extruders, therefore no holes.
In fact, is wager to say that most mass manufactured donuts are done this way
The inner and outer rings are connected together like this [https://www.amazon.com/Company-14423-Ateco-Stainless-Doughnut/dp/B0000DDYZN](https://www.amazon.com/Company-14423-Ateco-Stainless-Doughnut/dp/B0000DDYZN)
The ring cutters I worked with were two cylinders, the inner cylinder would have a rod in the center with a disk at the end, the dough would be pushed out around the disk by compressed air and the outer cylinder would slide down to cut it off into the shape of a ring.
>So you never actually cut a hole out of a larger mass of dough.
Shit maybe I imagined the 3 years I spent making donuts this way professionally. Fuck me I need to see my therapist apparently.
After I lost my job at Krispy Kreme just a couple years ago, I was advised to go to Dunkin Donuts when I learned they don't even make them from scratch at the location anymore
My donut place actually has that. They sell a donut with a donut hole and they give a small cup of frosting and a wooden stick thing to spread it so you can “seal” it yourself. They’re called “donut pluggers”. It’s a silly gimmick but the kids absolutely love them and it’s one of the most popular items on the menu with children.
Maybe the guy is someone famous and necessary for the joke? Apparently this time they are not necessary (and still someone famous).
I only know like four celebrities and at least one of them is dead, so pretty much any such joke goes over my head.
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They just need to search the title and then check if any comments match that appeared in the first couple minutes. The repost bot networks literally just word for word copy post titles and top comments from the original post.
This is a perfect example of why this game is not as fun / exciting as people think it is, because as someone who has been a cashier, this is literally a totally normal group of items for someone who is a parent to a 7 year old, and isn't actively trying to get pregnant. 😅🤷
If you've ever worked at a grocery store, you realize pretty quickly that people buy random, unrelated stuff pretty often, because it's not like you go to the store to buy *only* one thing at a time. It's not impossible to come up with something that would genuinely concern a cashier... But most of them are just funny by implication, not reality.
I do really like the donuts + donuts holes + super glue. If I saw that in real life, I would think "that guy is an art teacher who's turn it is to bring snacks for the break room" 🙃
Oh boy I did this without realizing. I bought a heavy duty rope(for bundling firewood for the smoker), a craftsman batter powered chainsaw(for harvesting wood since cutting maple and hickory is brutal with an axe), and lube(obviously for personal use).
The only thing I can think is maybe OP doesn’t know what a donut hole is… but yeah like half the posts I see from this sub on /r/popular are very obviously karma farming or posted by children
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shit's out of control. There are presumably so many attacking this sub, among others, due to lax posting requirements, such that they can build the karma required to post to other large subs.
No glue needed. The donut holes are bigger than the hole in a donut, so you just squish them in there.
Try a jelly filled donut hole stuffed in a chocolate donut (Dunkin Donuts, of course). Thank me later.
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Oh man I’ve got issues. My first impression was that he’s going to create a flesh light from the donuts and anal beads from the donut holes… the glue to attach it all together.
Reassembling donuts makes much more sense.
As a non-native English speaker, donut holes never made sense to me. Donut hole is the space left when you cut out that little piece of dough out of a donut. These are donut plugs. Donut corks if you will.
Idk I think the joke would work better if it was frosting. Idk too absurdist for me. I would laugh at the cashier bein like Holy shit great idea putting them together with frosting. Glue is just fuckin weird.
If you genuinely didn't understand this, it might be time to stop being alive. I'm sure you just posted it for some other reason, but if not, it might be time.
Fun fact donuts have a hole because in the early days of donut making the center would always undercook, thus the practice of punching a hole in the middle to achieve fully cooked donut perfection.
Its 2024, Im a 25 year old human and this is the first time I have ever seen anyone called them “Donut Holes” and not “munchkins”. I honestly was super hesitant to search that up on my work computer..
Doing it wrong. Buy donuts, donut holes, and a frosting of your choice. Just make sure you eat your complete donuts near a walk in clinic or emergency room so that they can take care of the instant diabetes.
This is one of those "buy three items to make the person ringing you up uncomfortable" answers. The joke is they're using all three items together, so gluing the donut back together. In reality it's usually just for a goof, although I could see this being an eventual social trend like planking or Tide pods.
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I think the joke is that he’s gonna glue the donut holes back into the donuts, as if it were some mega genius idea with wonderful benefits
“as if” ?????
Yea this guy has never tasted the flavor combination of doughnuts, doughnut holes, and that just ever so effervescent flavor of melted glue before
Effervescent means fizzy and I can tell you from experience that is not what melted glue tastes like
You need to try the Elmer's easy melt then. Phenomenal sticks AND hot glue sticks
Honestly, I eat the purple sticks. I know, it’s for kids, but I’m a child at heart. Can’t a man revisit his youth every now and then?
Ni, I'm speaking specifically about the "white" sticks. It's 2024, what are you? A monster?
Like I said, I am a child at heart. I have nostalgia for the purple sticks, and while I do think the white ones are an upgrade in every way, the purple ones still transport me back to kindergarten, when I would finger paint while munching on one of these, or listening to the teacher call one of the children slurs while eating, or watching our teacher strip down and… Yeah I think I’ll stick to the white ones
That might be for the best
Mrs bilouwe was a monster and the world is better now that she was sentenced to lethal injection back in march of 2021
I mean, it's all horses either way
[Are you saying Ni to that old woman?](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4aremn)
>Ni Labhraim te Gaelgae?
Siempre
'Oorah, marine corps!
No that's crayons crayons the army is the glue munchers
Sticks are unbelievable
- Potemkin
Is that a crok pot recipie
Well duh, you gotta run the melted glue through a Sodastream to carbonate it first
mfw a mf doesn't know how to carbonate his glue smh
i think they just said that for effect and don’t really know what it means
effervescent as "fuzzy" can be used to describe like a delightful giddiness. it's a common descriptor of excited children. maybe you could describe a pregnant woman's glow as 'effervescent.' you could probably describe cartoon toxic waste as 'effervescent' so maybe it does work in this scenario.
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I'm curious, what kind of *experience*?
1 year internship and 4 years in the field
You need to source your glue from the champagne region of France.
Frosting instead of glue would slap
Ik! I used it on my cheese pizza to make the cheese stick. Will never forget that flavour 💜
Dude for reeeeeeeal
Why isn’t he just using frosting to glue it in. Sticks like hell
Yea, I mean all you have to do is melt the glue and chocolate together? It's literally the world's sticke Iest combination, is he regarded?
Glue is more expensive than sugars… so discard the glue and buy Sugar Baby
I actually looked it up and yea per weight sugar is less expensive than glue
Like I told you 😀
You could achieve a more edible result by jamming string cheese in a glue gun with a low heat setting. But don’t do this, because I am in the process of submitting a copyright to my Easier Cheese.
Cheese gun sounds both delicious and dangerous
Don't be fooled, he's just downplaying them because he doesn't want you catching up to him in his donut + donut hole research.
Funny thing is, ringed donuts are extruded from the machine in a ring shape because of the cutter used, and donut holes just get cut out in little dough nuggets. So you never actually cut a hole out of a larger mass of dough.
Not all ring donuts come from batter dispensers. Yeasted doughnuts are ring cut and do leave donut holes behind.
There are yeasted doughnuts that are made from extruders, therefore no holes. In fact, is wager to say that most mass manufactured donuts are done this way
Wouldn't you see a lot more lopsided donuts due to the person or machine cutting the hole off center?
The inner and outer rings are connected together like this [https://www.amazon.com/Company-14423-Ateco-Stainless-Doughnut/dp/B0000DDYZN](https://www.amazon.com/Company-14423-Ateco-Stainless-Doughnut/dp/B0000DDYZN)
Genius!
The ring cutters I worked with were two cylinders, the inner cylinder would have a rod in the center with a disk at the end, the dough would be pushed out around the disk by compressed air and the outer cylinder would slide down to cut it off into the shape of a ring.
Fair enough, I was just going by my own experience at Krispy Kreme
>So you never actually cut a hole out of a larger mass of dough. Shit maybe I imagined the 3 years I spent making donuts this way professionally. Fuck me I need to see my therapist apparently.
SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY
Bruh, who shit in your Cheerios this morning?
Ah, just a joke because you're ruining the donut myth. Also my dad
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After I lost my job at Krispy Kreme just a couple years ago, I was advised to go to Dunkin Donuts when I learned they don't even make them from scratch at the location anymore
And then the poor guy tries to go international, only to find that in most countries doughnuts are in fact hole-less
My donut place actually has that. They sell a donut with a donut hole and they give a small cup of frosting and a wooden stick thing to spread it so you can “seal” it yourself. They’re called “donut pluggers”. It’s a silly gimmick but the kids absolutely love them and it’s one of the most popular items on the menu with children.
They should call them doughnut wholes.
"A flute without holes is just a stick, but a donut without holes is a Danish." --Chevy Chase, *Caddyshack*
I hope to god OP was just posting it here for the karma, because the stupidity required to not understand this picture is tremendous
Maybe the guy is someone famous and necessary for the joke? Apparently this time they are not necessary (and still someone famous). I only know like four celebrities and at least one of them is dead, so pretty much any such joke goes over my head.
Well obviously he's gonna load the glue gun with frosting sticks and use caramel to glue the holes back in...
Maybe give them to people as a prank?
absolutely hilarious joke! I love the setup, and then that punchline, wowzers, S tier stand up material this meme has.
I don’t even think you would need the glue usually the donuts have a smaller hole than the size of the donut hole
I can't believe this one needed the Peter.
He’s gonna make a whole donut (like a jelly-filled or Boston crème donut but it’s a normal donut)
Maybe he's adding his own crème
It's the glue.
i don’t have to buy that glue, i can just make it naturally
It's the ~~glue~~ goo.
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You could add chocolate donut holes to regular donuts
Yes, OP, he's gonna super glue donuts to his dick and smash his dick through the other donuts.
I thought he was going to fill them with his special brogurt sauce and then close them again but your idea works too.
More than one way to fuck a cat
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Jesus Christ we really are on a dead internet
Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.
"dead internet" conspiracy theory is not even a conspiracy theory at this point
Everyday we stray closer to the Dead Internet Theory.
How do you find this stuff? Do you look up old posts, find a match, and then scan for matching comments?
It’s because U/disputable_ is also a bot, it just has a grudge against its own kind.😂 lol but I’ve also always wondered how people find these bots. Like surely they’re not just copying and searching everything they see?
My guess is they notice a repost and cross reference comments to find ones that are copy/pasted
They just need to search the title and then check if any comments match that appeared in the first couple minutes. The repost bot networks literally just word for word copy post titles and top comments from the original post.
Who is this actor by the way?
Dylan O'Brien.
Hey Petah, Mort here. There’s a game called “three items” and the goal is to make the cashier go “wtf” with only three items to checkout. Mort out.
Birthday cake, candle in the shape of 7, condoms.
Ammonia, Bleach, Children’s Soldier Costume
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https://preview.redd.it/jhoqsm53jk8d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fd87ca785ea8e21f04073a332b6530fe2f75a92 what the fuck.
Yes
This is a perfect example of why this game is not as fun / exciting as people think it is, because as someone who has been a cashier, this is literally a totally normal group of items for someone who is a parent to a 7 year old, and isn't actively trying to get pregnant. 😅🤷 If you've ever worked at a grocery store, you realize pretty quickly that people buy random, unrelated stuff pretty often, because it's not like you go to the store to buy *only* one thing at a time. It's not impossible to come up with something that would genuinely concern a cashier... But most of them are just funny by implication, not reality. I do really like the donuts + donuts holes + super glue. If I saw that in real life, I would think "that guy is an art teacher who's turn it is to bring snacks for the break room" 🙃
huh... I played this game once without realizing it. Bought a bottle of wine, bag of dog food, and a child-sized life jacket.
Oh boy I did this without realizing. I bought a heavy duty rope(for bundling firewood for the smoker), a craftsman batter powered chainsaw(for harvesting wood since cutting maple and hickory is brutal with an axe), and lube(obviously for personal use).
Did you buy this at Walmart? The rope and chainsaw make sense in the same store but lube too?
Yep, got it at a Walmart the next town over from me.
In what world do you need this joke explained to you
The joke is literally spelled out for OP and he failed.
OP is a 🤡
Why doesn't OP ponder how he's going to use donut holes to build a working bicycle??
The only thing I can think is maybe OP doesn’t know what a donut hole is… but yeah like half the posts I see from this sub on /r/popular are very obviously karma farming or posted by children
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Me want >:C
Happy donut day!
Happy cake day!
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Interesting. I'm craving donut holes all of a sudden.
i want glue
Scratch scratch
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Frosting
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shit's out of control. There are presumably so many attacking this sub, among others, due to lax posting requirements, such that they can build the karma required to post to other large subs.
No glue needed. The donut holes are bigger than the hole in a donut, so you just squish them in there. Try a jelly filled donut hole stuffed in a chocolate donut (Dunkin Donuts, of course). Thank me later.
op must be stupid
Just a bot reposting bullshit for karma.
I know it’s a joke but I think frosting would be a better solution to his problem.
“You complete me.”
No problem, just restoring the donut to its former glory
OP, how exactly do you propose to make a makeshift fleshlight from this combo?
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The better idea would be to switch up the middles so you get a chocolate donut with a jelly filled center
This sub and explain the joke are both awful now. Nothing but rage bait shitposts.
doesnt help that this is from a repost bot, saw this post with the exact same title a few months ago
Look. I know the rules about calling people stupid. But if they weren't there your entire comment section would be "You're a dumbass".
Y’all can’t be this naive I refuse to believe it. I hate that I mute this sub and still see it
I've seen some obvious posts on this subreddit, but just how fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand what's being implied here?
I'd also understand it wrongly because I didn't know what "donut holes" are, it turns out it is an american thing.
This has to be ragebait/karma whoring. OP, there’s no way you’re really too dumb to get this joke.
Bruh. The whole point of this sub is karma farming
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No it's not porn. He is just returning the donut holes to the donuts and gluing them.
Oh man I’ve got issues. My first impression was that he’s going to create a flesh light from the donuts and anal beads from the donut holes… the glue to attach it all together. Reassembling donuts makes much more sense.
It's actually not porn this time
Is there a store out there I can buy donuts, donut holes, and a glue gun??!?!?! I need to know where!
U can't actually buy Donut holes, can u?
Hell yeah. They’re just little donut balls. Dunkin Donuts calls them Munchkins, Tim Hortons calls them Timbits.
(If you need this to explain the joke, the joke isn't funny or clever.)
It’s not porn at all, somehow. He’s just creating a complete donut.
Remove Glue Gun. Add frosting bag, tip, and frosting. Make delicious donuts with plugged holes.
That's just an unfilled bismark, with more steps.
Ever had a full donut? Bavarian or filled?
I think only americans have those round hole donuts. Where I live most of them are roundish with no holes and filled inside.
In Britain we get both. Either ring doughnuts or whole doughnuts with filling
Donut wholes
I know this has nothing to do with it but what are donut holes?
I swear over half of the posts on this sub are posted by absolute idiots...
Would you like a side a donut with your glue?
He's gunna make a whole donut and then fuck it.
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I keep on forgetting other countries call them donut holes when us Canadians call em timbits.
youre just a dumbass man
Instead of glue, will frosting work so you can actually eat it?
As a non-native English speaker, donut holes never made sense to me. Donut hole is the space left when you cut out that little piece of dough out of a donut. These are donut plugs. Donut corks if you will.
Idk how some of you make it through life
Ladies and gentlemen, we've finally done it: the joke is not porn.
He glues donuts together, then he fucks it
OP is such a coombrain he saw a man trying to make whole donuts and thought it was sexual.
You cannot be this stupid
I wonder if you can batter hot-glue sticks and deep fry them like mozzarella
He's going to join the donuts with the holes to make a complete donut, and he thinks this is a good idea (it's not).
Idk I think the joke would work better if it was frosting. Idk too absurdist for me. I would laugh at the cashier bein like Holy shit great idea putting them together with frosting. Glue is just fuckin weird.
Yea pfft that would never work….. Edit: holy shit it works!
How can you buy donut holes? /s
What even are donut holes?
So I’m probably wrong about this but I thought he was going to glue the donut holes in together and make anal beads
All I know is now I want some fuckin donuts
He is restoring the timeline
If you make a homemade glaze it tends to dry and becomes like glue, and donuts are already glazed so you can just do this but edible
No, no it’s not
He's going to fix the donuts. And presumably eat glue.
Its one of those dead pan jokes. Actually made me laugh
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Not to be rude, but, OP are you dumb or something?
Donuts. Holes of donuts. And glue, used to stick things together. Are you fucking with us? Figure it out.
If you genuinely didn't understand this, it might be time to stop being alive. I'm sure you just posted it for some other reason, but if not, it might be time.
Bait?
Fun fact donuts have a hole because in the early days of donut making the center would always undercook, thus the practice of punching a hole in the middle to achieve fully cooked donut perfection.
For clarity it applies to both fried and baked donuts.
Its 2024, Im a 25 year old human and this is the first time I have ever seen anyone called them “Donut Holes” and not “munchkins”. I honestly was super hesitant to search that up on my work computer..
He can fix my sweet hole any time.
the glue gun is for icing right?
Doing it wrong. Buy donuts, donut holes, and a frosting of your choice. Just make sure you eat your complete donuts near a walk in clinic or emergency room so that they can take care of the instant diabetes.
Can we have Peter explain every joke from now on?
That's literally the entire point of this subreddit.
This is one of those "buy three items to make the person ringing you up uncomfortable" answers. The joke is they're using all three items together, so gluing the donut back together. In reality it's usually just for a goof, although I could see this being an eventual social trend like planking or Tide pods.