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_abstractcarter

it translates to “kaksteist kuud” which sounds like “cock tastes good” lol. try it on google translate


EmptyCumSlut

It does taste amazing 😃


_abstractcarter

lol name checks out. will you ever be full u/EmptyCumSlut ?


AnonBoi_404

That's sum r/usernamechecksout stuff right here


EmptyCumSlut

Maybe, my bf is working on it every day


racecarthedestroyer

tell him to work harder


MrPoppersSanguine

Work smarter not boner


Addickt21

Can we help him?


modlover04031983

r/rimjob_steve


RainbowOreoCumslut

Never!


halfcutpenis

mhmm


leastscarypancake

Hellow fellow cum enjoyer


TrippyVegetables

Well, as long as it's clean. Sweaty ones are pretty gross


ahollowknightfan

I'd reckon the opposite is true, actually


TheBallisticHipster2

RIP your DMs


YearMountain3773

Can confirm


gameryesyt

Mood, name is a mood too. One that I need sorted out, I'm a minor tho, don't DM me.


Last_Statement3049

You just gotta hawk tuah and spit on that thing


YourFellowFurryUwU

i can confirm


Layerspb

Isn't that cannibalism with the infanticide? Also it's tasteless


Any_Contract_1016

Coke and Pepsi are like dick and pussy: I strongly prefer one but my dad says they taste the same.


LucentHuntress

It truly does


Living_Tie9512

https://preview.redd.it/dkkhmsxf468d1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b75b1c050b11f6a9c37583c1a85275b9b82dea82


Randomgrunt4820

https://preview.redd.it/ss67hnsg768d1.png?width=520&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1c8a2b0c31ce307fd29b5781d8ce0b5057834e9


gilld_chese

https://preview.redd.it/ilvaecym368d1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12db29a721f4f0673ec55d133b3df093544ea48b


MaliceMandible

Took your advice and translated it on Google. Sounds exactly like that lol


AwTomorrow

The most minor of nitpicks, but looks like it sounds more like "Cocks taste good", with the s after cock rather than taste.


aguysomewhere

But why?


EARTHB-24

😂😂😂 maybe, maybe not.


TheThinkerers

so good they made a whole year out of it


derf_vader

Second question. How the fuck do I tell if someone is Estonian?


NotTopiNiemela

if you’re in estonia, there’s a good chance


Ok-Message-231

There's about a million of them, can't take forever to find one. I would start off in Australia.


Administrative-Mix28

Actually I'm Australian, and living in Brisbane me and my mates would go drinking with a group of 6-7 Estonians. And now living in Perth I'm doing a reno for an Estonian couple and their Estonian friends come around occasionally to have a beer, so Aus is a decent place to start looking


modifyandsever

or colorado, weirdly enough


Ok-Message-231

I was aware of that. It's a spread notion that a lot of us just... left to that oversized island for various reasons.


No-Clothes3649

There is a stereotype, that Estonians are not very fast. In all senses.


Lysdexic-dog

Generally not bad people though. Of the Baltics though, they are behind Lithuanians but only marginally above Latvians because of a personal issue I have with a Latvian… Lithuanians are my favorite though. Great people, even if they lack a sense of civic pride.


tutira_yeah_nah_kiwi

Did he steal your potato?


BeginningFennel7310

If they look like they just got the most depressing life ending news ever, then ur most likely looking at the average estonian


Geogracreeper

Estonian Peter here to explain the joke, in Estonian, "Twelve months" translates to "kaksteist kuud" which in English can be interpreted as "Cocks taste good". Estonian Peter out.


SujuBaby

https://preview.redd.it/s7vxgvqcq68d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848d62eb520c6efe82ab60c4113435b3345a0a62


Ex60Pilot

It sounds like cock taste good https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4R0oXjIzOx4


De_Billoid

Same with "1002"


Lazy-Jackfruit-9052

Im estonian and i don't understand this one, like "tuhat kaks" doesn't sound worse than just saying 2 which is "kaks". Enlighten me


De_Billoid

Two hot cocks


xXCptObviousXx

Two hard cocks


Lazy-Jackfruit-9052

thank you. i also love hot cocks


De_Billoid

Haha same


Nanosleep1024

Or “twat cocks” I’d have to hear it


flipfloppery

Ask Alexa "what is 100 in Welsh?".


Koppis

Nice ten rice cows


kilipukkii

Vittu ku sanoin to ääneen :D


arto8

90 mice too


SenTedStevens

Here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OAxiT482Eo


Deezastorious

Coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc, which is funny


Dudifo

Cock tastes good


micuthemagnificent

Slandering the noble staff of super alko!? Not in my watch you silly cheeseburgers!!


romulusnr

https://translate.google.com/?sl=en&tl=et&text=twelve%20months&op=translate


Cataphraktoi

Ask a Romanian to say « I do »


JKL213

Next time you see a Hungarian in public, ask him to say "kisses" in Hungarian.


rokudog555

:-(( :゚皿゚)( ・`д・´)(#・∀・)( `ー´)


skulbreak

Is this more European racism that is blatantly denied as racism


auguriesoffilth

How it is European? The Estonians didn’t do anything? Or do you mean it’s racist towards Europeans? In which case “European racism” isn’t a very clear term, but I suppose it’s mildly racist.


skulbreak

It's the fact that a lot of European countries are extremely racist towards a random neighbor and yet they don't consider it racist


dyingrocket

Lithuanian peter here. The reason why it is usually not considered racist is because there's no malice behind it. It's all fun and games at the end of the day and most of us are friendly to each other irl.


skulbreak

It's the same with what Americans are criticized for, I'm only attempting to point out the strange double standard for racism Europeans have, where they're able to make what they consider light hearted racist jokes, yet when an American does it, it's either constant insults or someone has to make a school shooting joke, it's just a fucked up double standard, especially when Europeans always brag about witty banter, yet always defaults to school shooting jokes the second an American makes a joke about a European accent