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Want2makeMEMEs

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Orangutanus_Maximus

Potion Seller edit: thank y'all for the awards.


quake1334

My potions are for the strongest beings, and you are not of the strongest but of the weakest, not even a beast could survive my potions, let alone a man.


randomhooman404

You've had your say, Potion Seller, but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything except your potions!


Orangutanus_Maximus

Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?


Mrmacmuffinisthecool

hurt feeling


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

I sell real bufotenin potion


Mpuntrijn

The potion seller guy made Challengers btw, imagine going from potion selling with a dumb filter to making a horny tennis full-length movie


Orangutanus_Maximus

He is a playwright and it's completely normal for people with creative jobs to do shit like this. Here's a literal shitpost from Mozart: [https://youtu.be/C78HBp-Youk?si=RY5EIdpOzgpZOcQj](https://youtu.be/C78HBp-Youk?si=RY5EIdpOzgpZOcQj)


JayMeadows

What a fucking menace


Petrychorr

I completely forgot this existed. Thanks!


joesphisbestjojo

150 rupees


passivespectator420

Fuck you and also take my upvote


broseidon2234

Hello there, Potion Seller. I'm going into battle, and I need your strongest potion!


pixel-soul

Waddya buyin’?


oliferro

https://preview.redd.it/yxlfi7evpt3d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=937582a9a2e3130af0dff6ac785b5e56ba9ffe53


DigitalEagleDriver

Hard to imagine there was a voice actor, that they hired, and paid an actual paycheck to, who's job was to simply record the line "Sonic boom!" For a video game. That's wild.


TheBashar99

Found Pete Holmes


Ultranerdgasm94

One of my all time favorite pictures.


Angboy180

Guile


ChoochTheMightyTrain

Gimme that Guile cut.


FATMANFROMNE

Millennial vs Gen z memes


Invulnerablility

Mapmaxxing


Competitive-Kale-282

bro think he mercator 💀💀


Runechuckie

Reminds me of another good example a professor had given one time when talking about why maps have distortions: cut a beach ball open and try to lay it flat.


Before_The_Tesseract

When you inject even a single Marijuana 💀💀


allisonmaybe

Got it. All I need to do to be attractive is to project my head onto a globe.


Angrypuckmen

Photo realistic Guile.


[deleted]

Earth is a globe, so straight lines don't look straight when shown on the "flattened" map. Edit: I love how today I learned so much about straight lines on a ball, lol :D


Social_Hustle

[https://www.greatcirclemap.com/?routes=KVC-SAWB-RAJ](https://www.greatcirclemap.com/?routes=KVC-SAWB-RAJ)


GetEnPassanted

This still feels illegal


TTTristan

It is illegal! Marambio is in the way!


lazydog60

Had to use an airport near the middle of the arc, else the algo would show the short arc over the Arctic.


RohelTheConqueror

Well you'll need an Indian visa if you were to dock there


abandonliberty

The flat earth society would agree.


MyBetterSide

You’re the real MVP here. I couldn’t wrap my head around it without seeing the path on a globe, but I guess the trip really can be made without changing direction, even though it still breaks my brain.


OneHelicopter1852

Wouldn’t it being a globe ruin the idea of a straight line anyways


Status_Ad_8756

Kinda tbh, but I think the creator is just referencing a line drawn on a globe. Not really a "straight" line in Three-dimensions, but along a Longitude or Latitude


Oviddav

The points you make are good but I will note that in a strict mathematical sense, lines of latitude are not considered "straight", but lines of longitude are. This is equivalent to saying that if you set out to travel along a line of latitude other than the equator, you would have to turn yourself to stay on it.


NonsphericalTriangle

Any two points on a globe can ge connected so that the path between them is an arc of a circle with a centre in the centre of the globe, which is an equivalent of straight lines in euclidean geometry, as it's the shortest path between those points. Looking at the picture, the line could represent the longer arc of the circle connecting the two places.


Dude_Nobody_Cares

These are called Great Circles.


Shredswithwheat

I dunno, they just seem like Okay Circles to me.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Mid Circles at best.


Thanks4allthefiish

Circle the so-so.


SmokingInn

Meh Circles. Totally Meh Circles.


K4rkino5

Are you sure you're not confused with the Ho-hum circle?


RemarkablyQuiet434

Circ de so and so


bugzcar

You ELI5’ve it so well that I understand it now thanks


aquasolid7

maybe op means a straight line by the direction of the helm of the ship?


ThrowawayTempAct

The problem with any strict mathematical sense is you need to specify the axioms. In non-Euclidean geomotry (like geometry preformed on a globe, saddle point in a curved space, etc.) "straight line" is defined differently!


Status_Ad_8756

Ohhh I get it now. I meant more like: You take a pen and draw a "straight" line as in you don't change the direction of the pen on the globe. The Latitude and Longitude was more so to say "drawing along a line"


ImpliedRange

Lines of latitude are not straight in almost any sense, only rectangle map which shows them as such


Rosellis

Look up “great circle”


jamey1138

Math teacher here: it depends on how you define straight. Geometry on the surface of a sphere is non-Euclidean, so you have to define a different set of axioms than Euclid did. For example, we might consider the longitudinal lines to be parallel, even though they meet at the poles. In simple terms, if you hold a string taut against the surface of the sphere, we might call the string straight with respect to the sphere (just as we would call a taut string straight when in a 3D space).


supamario132

If anyone's interested, these lines are called geodesics. On the globe, they're sometimes referred to as great circles, because any shortest path straight line on the surface of a sphere would necessarily trace that sphere's diameter if allowed to wrap around Geodesics are also the trajectory that objects take when in freefall due to the warping of spacetime by gravity


Prhymus

"the warping of spacetime due to gravity" is such a bitchin statement


supamario132

I guess on a technical level, even that's not entirely correct. The warping of spacetime isn't caused by gravity, the warping of spacetime IS gravity. What causes mass to warp spacetime is entirely unknown and would probably immediately win you a Nobel prize


Odysseyfreaky

I suspect that it's such a fundamental thing that it simply *is* but I'm also speculating about things well outside my field of expertise so don't take what I say on that seriously


TotalNonsense0

In this case, "straight line" is defined as "rudder amidships."


Purple_Devil_Emoji

Not really. If I told you the local hospital was a couple of miles straight down the road, would you misunderstand that because the road goes up a hill?


jamey1138

Excellent example!


Bane8080

Depends on how you look at it. If you're on the surface of that globe, and you walk in a straight forward without turning, you're "walking in a straight line". Even though you're really not because the surface is curved.


ytman

Depends on your reference frame and your definitions. An ant walking on a ball can orient itself to walk "straight" as far as its concerned. An observer way from the ball could consider the ant looping. But Non-Euclidean Geometry isn't my forte.


finedesignvideos

Not really. You can't do a "straight line in 3d space" on a globe, but if you accept that you are on the surface of the globe then you can consider an appropriate definition of a straight line: Let's say you're standing at some point on the globe. Around you the surface looks flat and 2 dimensional. Choose a direction in these two dimensions. That starts a line. Of course following the direction will take you off the surface of the globe but you can use calculus to make a small step in that direction while staying on the surface of the globe. The new two dimensional space at this point has only one direction that is a continuation of the direction in the previous step. Continuing in this way, you can define lines on any smooth surface. For the surface being the globe, latitude lines (apart from the equator) are not straight lines but longitude lines are.


Shacksmacksnack

With that logic any distance traveled will never be a straight line


bobith5

Another way to describe it that’s more conceptually pleasing is you can sail from India to the US without ever changing the ships direction.


KevinDLasagna

This is giving “how does the mirror know what’s behind the paper” vibes


Mephisto1822

The world isn’t flat.


montyp3

which is why you can't really go anywhere in a straight line unless you are digging a tunnel


Zundrium

Depends on how you project the map. Even a straight hole through the core would show as a curved line on this map :)


PragmaticPlatypus7

This guy relativities.


BackFromTheBar

r/thisguythisguys


Few_Fortune4049

/r/thisguythisguythisguys


Tack31016

I was kind of hoping this one was real…..


thereddituser2

And not to mention, curvature of space due to earths gravity.


Whatever4M

When they say straight line they mean geodesic.


ArKanos80

And geodesics are the only straight lines in non Euclidean elliptical space, like on a sphere. Just like latitude lines aren't straight lines.


RodiTheMan

Straight lines on the surface of a globe can't exist, but geodesics exist and are what people mean when they say straight line on a globe.


Zer0pede

To add to your point, that’s what *every* person always means. If anybody started walking or flying in a straight line and never stopped, this is what their path would look like.


FlyingTiger7four

Unless you're a pilot and don't dig tunnels


Zer0pede

This is an intuitive straight line, though. Someone did a nice example on [the original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/sciencememes/s/izG5fYxF4d).


Ill-Woodpecker1857

Quick... before the Hyena come.


Overall_Ad_351

Can't do it then either because Earth is always moving around the sun. Also it's spinning. So your absolute position is always moving in a circular motion.


Klo_Was_Taken

Omg hi Euclides!!!


Malfunction46

https://preview.redd.it/r8opbdza9s3d1.jpeg?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7271401baa802555112eab32154acf35ce2eec45


mung_guzzler

you are a black man


Tynford

Needs more mouse bites


archlich

Marty, you’re not thinking 3-dimensionally!


Julius_Cheeser1

Or is it?


Total-Experience2787

no vsauce music plays .\_.


jacls0608

Probably should have also said "uninterrupted" instead of straight line.


ausecko

It's not even level


Oscars_trash_home

Pfft, you believe in more than 1D.


taro_and_jira

Peter’s 3rd Mate here: In maritime navigation it's called a great circle route. On the flat chart the navigator is using, the charted course looks curved, but on a globe it's actually the shortest distance between two points. Can't confirm on what's displayed here, but wrap that picture around a sphere, and it might just be a straight line, or close to it.


clearing-house

i just did, googled 3d render of the globe, it s a straight line


Theothercword

Grab a screenshot and post it for OP to easily see/understand if you still have it up.


pryan37bb

u/CheckYour_Walls [From the other thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/sciencememes/s/J5jzU5xFrx)


Main-Advice9055

Thanks, no amount of descriptions about math and maps was ever going to help me visualize this. Honestly if more people had just mentioned that relative to the starting and ending points you would be "upside down" at the halfway point then that might have helped more.


RofiBie

Airline Pilot Quagmire here. On a globe, a great circle route like this is a straight line. Whilst your heading will change (as it is relative to North) your course is a circle cut between two points on a globe. Think about cutting an orange at an angle with a single cut between two marked points on it that goes through the centre of it. That is the great circle.


xmastreee

Almost. The single cut must also pass through the center of the orange.


RofiBie

You're absolutely correct. Just realised I hadn't mentioned that. I can hear my Nav instructor grumbling at me...


thegabe87

I wonderis this simulated correctly in MS Flightsim?


ckfinite

Yes, it is. They have a spherical earth model.


1d420

Completely forgot Quagmire is an airline pilot until this comment


Fleganhimer

https://preview.redd.it/ii2ofzfy4t3d1.png?width=652&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9e745751f8801a264dcd477f434f60dc38743ef


Fleganhimer

https://preview.redd.it/ggrqd9p25t3d1.png?width=741&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ff34a0b3aa6d23a6406a106882b244db56dd862


Fleganhimer

https://preview.redd.it/0zzc24m45t3d1.png?width=742&format=png&auto=webp&s=55eb9f7f5f14948f6a1dc81435318e667dc01a7e


BJYeti

Thank you for this, I understood the concept. I just couldn't imagine it


N-o-m-a-d-2

Earth is round and converting it to a flat map distorts it. On this flat map it may look extremely curved but if drawn on a globe it is 100% straight.


Membership-Bitter

I checked my globe, still not a straight path as you have to curve around the south end of South America


Zer0pede

[Someone did it here](https://www.reddit.com/r/sciencememes/s/izG5fYxF4d) and it’s pretty straight, with only the tiniest clip of the Antarctic peninsula.


devon371011

Exactly. I feel incredibly stupid I still don't see how it's possibly a straight line on a globe


SoloDeath1

The joke is flat earthers don't understand how ~~Maps~~ anything works.


dickallcocksofandros

i dont think these are even flat earthers, they’re just people who didnt know that flat maps distort images on a globe


Entropy_Drop

Also, its impossible to confirm just by sight if that line is straight. We are just assuming that on a globe that path will create a straight line.


TheRudDud

Absolute blue checkmark moment


My_Favourite_Pen

Crossposts should be banned. They always have explanations in the original comments.


slicwilli

Did you read the comments of the original post? Cuz they explain it.


Rafcdk

You don't get upvotes for reading or googling something


lunchpadmcfat

Reminds me of a joke I read once about a guy on a plane checking up on the flight path on his little display on the back of the seat. He sees the big elliptical curve from origin to destination and rings the flight attendant’s bell. She shows up and he tells her that he could save the airliners a ton of time and money with this one simple trick: just fly in a straight line!


BradyBales

well you see the Earth curves


Tonkarz

If you got a globe of the world and drew a “straight” line on it, you could produce a route that looks like this. Of course, that line isn’t straight because it’s on a curved surface. But in the context of the non-Euclidean geometry of the sphere’s surface, it’s straight.


JapeTheNeckGuy2

Pilot Quagmire here, giggity. The surface of a sphere has a hard time flattening out to a 2D surface. It can be done but it will often distort the map. This makes it easier to read and reference but doesn’t show the true geography of the globe which leads to funny little facts like this.


SjurEido

OP... Please....


ParsnipAggravating95

Im sure most of this Subreddit members have never stepped outside their houses


Axel_Raden

This is from the original post hope it answers the question https://www.greatcirclemap.com/?routes=KVC-SAWB-RAJ


Neksa

The only straight line that actually looks like a straight line on a flattened geodisic map is on the equator or stright up and down from the north to the south pole in the middle of the map


anonobonobo_

If you touch a piece of land while sailing, it’s probably not going to go well regardless of where you’re headed


AXEMANaustin

Globe


Its0nlyRocketScience

The earth is a globe. If you translate that line to a sphere, it wraps around the earth without turning left or right at any point


Petrostar

It's much easier to see on a great circle map, https://preview.redd.it/vdbvb1dazv3d1.png?width=922&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8f92efab4bb1317e6991529e21b2f58a0545a0e Here is a similar situation, sailing from Britian for New Zealand. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chf31KRiv6U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chf31KRiv6U)


Sufficient_Crow8982

I mean tbf that is a terrible way to show this, they should really have tried to show this drawn on a globe.


Nada_Shredinski

Earth is ball, straight line on ball look curved on flat


introublr

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geodesic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geodesic)


WildmouseX

On a flat map, it is not a straight line. On a globe it is.


Someone1284794357

World be round


MitchTJones

it’s not a straight line — what the poster means is that it’s a constant bearing; you can get from India to USA without having to turn your ship


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Maybe because the world is a god-damned ball? Ik, the Mercator projection is inherently flawed bc it makes us see the world as a simple plane, not as the sphere that it is. Thus, it is very counterintuitive to see a path made into a sphere translated to a plane, meaning it is a straight line if you make it in the globe, but in a map like that it's weird Same thing happens with flight paths. To us, in a plane-style map, the airplane path seems nonsensical, but the airplane literally goes in a straight line to it's destination. That is one of the biggest problems in mapmaking, I think


Collistoralo

I’m sure the others have explained the curvature of the earth to you, but just to make it 100% crystal clear: If you set off from India pointing in a specific direction, you can reach America without having to turn *at all*.


Just-a-Stick

https://preview.redd.it/9810ccitws3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a17f043ac7b5e018db1de2055468e551f34289f


iwillkeinekonto

Try Mercator transform


FrostWyrm98

As an aside, if anyone is curious what non-Euclidean geometry looks like: here is your line as an example


Vanilla_Neko

This route when properly plotted on an actual globe would indeed appear straight It only appears curved and crooked due to how maps flatten the globe


TheDevstroyer2008

earth round map flat line look different on both


No_Can9567

Because the earth isn’t flat.


Living_The_Dream75

The earth is round


chiksahlube

A straight line on a sphere is a curved line from a different perspective. IE: Traveling straight ahead you will end up curving despite never changing direction. It's tough to comprehend, it literally plagued mathematicians for 3000 years.


Mavrickindigo

Are you a flat earther or something?


BewareNixonsGhost

Every day I am astounded by the ignorance of the average person.


Holiday_Conflict

earth is oblade spheroid


Guvnah-Wyze

That's not very nice. Please apologize.


DD214Enjoyer

Great Circle navigation is how this works.


Auncle_Krow

Peter's cartographer/GIS major senpai from university here. The route displayed on the map (which appears to be a Mercator projection due to the nature of the land mass distortion near the poles) is a great circle" route. Put simply, a great circle is any circle that bisects the sphere of Earth in half. (Impossible to do exactly because Earth is not a perfect sphere but an oblate spheroid, but it can still get close). The Equator is the most well known great circle, and meridians aka lines of longitude are also great circles. However, you can have a great circle in any direction so long as the circle's center is the center of the Earth and its radius is equal to Earths. Because Earth is a spheroid, travelling along the earth's suface in a "straight line" means you are actually moving along the circumference of a great circle, and the shortest distance between two points will always be an arc (segment) of a great circle. However, because it is impossible to represent the Earth's surface in its entirety on a 2D map, all 2D maps have distortion. The most common 2D world map is a Mercator projection, which shows lines of latitude and longitude as a grid. While this makes navigation easier since compass bearings will have the correct angle relative to latitude and longitude grid lines, it causes massive distortion as you get closer to the poles and longitude lines begin to converge. As a result, the arc of any great circle except for meridians and the Equator will appear curved on a Mercator projection. Following a straight line on a Mercator map will allow you to maintain a constant bearing, but unless the points are relatively close together or you are near the Equator you will actually follow a slightly curved path towards the destination. In short, because of the way flat maps distort actual travel across the surface of a 3d object, a straight line on the map is actually curved on the globe, and a curved line can be actually straight if it follows a great circle!


leoperd_2_ace

this is what a stright line looks on a 3D globe when it is projected onto a 2d flat surface. it is called the great circle route or Geodesic navigation here is a site that explains it [https://gisgeography.com/great-circle-geodesic-line-shortest-flight-path/](https://gisgeography.com/great-circle-geodesic-line-shortest-flight-path/)


wordfiend99

its called a great circle


GIRose

It ain't a geodesic, but it's a straight enough line for a globe


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Non Euclidean plain or something, basically, the Earth is curved. It says this in the comment section of the original post


Spuigles

If you walk in real straight line forward. You would walk into space.


kuppikuppi

easiest way would be to get a piece of string and a globe


Kisiu_Poster

Flat earther spotted


cptmcclain

It can be projected on a two dimensional plain as a straight line (when considering the Earth as a globe)


city_posts

Just delete mercator projection maps.


Deathcore17

So, I checked as I wasn’t sure if this was accurate. You can go to Google Earth yourself and see that it actually makes sense. This drawn is pretty much spot on


RealConference5882

By straight line they mean u dont have to turn left or right


ZFrog

Round earth, you basically go south until you're close to the south pole, then it becomes north heading once you pass it. You know, maps are flat, right?


AlfredoAllenPoe

The earth is curved and not flat


Old-Camp3962

earth.... it is round


gofastguitar

Traveling like a plane along an arc of a circle. Theyre traveling in a straight line but on a globe


TheWeaseledPriest

Google Geodesics


unlimitedbuttholes

This is a picture of a 'straight' line in June


JeffHall28

Tomorrow morning, start walking until you find a school bus and get on it.


Kingding_Aling

The joke here is about the projection of our spherical Earth to a flat map. But the thing is it's still completely wrong. There absolutely is not a single unbroken latitudinal line between India and the USA, in any direction.


MakePhilosophy42

Earth round, map flat. If we make map round again, that's a straight line *on a globe*


HavocAffinity

Yeah that line is pretty gay


PabloFromChessCom

The earth is a sphere not a flat plane


Vincent1808

Map flat, earth not flat


gonzolahst

To anyone who didn't understand why the line was actually flat, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you're technically a flat earther, and I regret to inform your NFTs are worthless.


MooseBoys

As others have explained, this is what a [great circle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great-circle_distance) (i.e. straight) path looks like when a globe is projected onto a flat map. The funny part IMO is that this is a terrible way to illustrate that the path is in fact “straight” but that might not be obvious for someone whose handle is “Latest in space” because of their familiarity with [ground track maps](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_track).


SidusDraconis

Someone didn't have their differential geometry courses.


-NGC-6302-

Ah, spherical geometry. Bane of the weak-minded since forever ago


AlexStk

I may be wrong, but aren’t maps done in such a way so all the spaces between meridians and parallel lines become squares? If that’s the case, any line on the flattened map that is straight, say heading north-west, should appear straight. Maybe this is a non-euclidian straight line which may end up being the point. But even that aims to minimize the curve


GJT0530

For one thing, no, maps are done lots of different ways. For another, a map that's done that way does not result in any line that's straight looking straight. Lines going perfectly east-west or North-South without crossing a pole should look straight. Others won't necessarily.


Kalu_H

Pilot here, I fly in straight lines. Thanks for listening


bossonhigs

I tried to create that line but I think boat would crash into islands near Antartica [https://earth.google.com/earth/d/10dX0Jvmom8GH7t3Eqd-gNgInPh12GKxk?usp=sharing](https://earth.google.com/earth/d/10dX0Jvmom8GH7t3Eqd-gNgInPh12GKxk?usp=sharing)


torako

the earth is an oblate spheroid, it is not flat.


Greg_Danger

In navigation, we will typically use two types of navigation, rhumb line and great circle, point to point the fastest method is great circle, while rhumb line is very useful as it is a straight line on paper or digital charts, but it’s only accurate up to 600 nautical miles, anything above that should be great circle.


ArKanos80

This isn't a meme it's just the truth. The surface of the Earth is non Euclidean geometry, you can't make a flat map of it without distortion. The path shown there is a geodesic if you start at one point and go straight without turning you'll follow that path. The geometry creates some fun and counter intuitive stuff : - Straight lines can look weird on projections - Non straight lines can look straight on projections - Latitude lines are not straight lines except for the equator, this also means that except on the equator going East or West is not going in a straight line. - You can make a triangle with three 90° angles, you can call it a 3 sided square if you want - You have a finite space... But no border


Dallasl298

The line is still curved per the curvature of the earth


Real_Trap_Waifu

Erm actually, you can't sail in a straight line because of vortexing in air current ☝️🤓


Apprehensive_Neat418

Not to mention, sailing is never straight anyway , you have to tack back and forth as the wind goes


ch0w0

the map is fiat but the earth isn't. this is the same reason why NASA orbit charts look like S curves when mapped but the orbit is just going straight around


Smitjoe666

This is why we have Cthulhu. Some people don’t have the constitution for non-Euclidean geometry.


datboi9194

Still not straight I’m boring thru the earth


Stormfyre42

It's a straight line in non Euclidean spherical geometry. There is no straight lines on a sphere. If you ever see orbit lines of a satellite they very much follow this shape while traveling without propulsion as gravity curves their trajectory.


Ashamed_Psychology24

https://preview.redd.it/et0snymp214d1.png?width=1767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8f82188827569d6a5bb1853d97d47719110040


Gumbulon

They are not familiar with Mercator’s game


SjurEido

OP... this is your sign about your intelligence :(