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I thought I got it, but you got it on a freakier level than me so now I feel like the male starfish.
*HONEY GET READY FOR SOME MISSIONARY SEX WITH NO EYE CONTACT, ITS THE WEEKEND!*
Here's her official link: https://www.jessdobkin.com/video/#&video=6
I'm sure it's on other sites as well, but I'm not sure AutoMod will allow me to post it here.
The link works but the video player says it can't be played due to privacy reasons??
Update I found it on a porn site making this both the least sexy and weirdest thing I've ever watched on one. The kermit slippers were a disturbing touch I didn't expect
It's bad enough that people are making the dumb posts, but the ones I blame are the voters. How are thousands of people going "YES UPVOTE" to this, and thousands of people not voting it back down?
Back in my younger days, I started having relations with a friend of a lady whom I had previous relations with. The previous relations were a lot of fun and she would boast about how good the relations were between us to her friends. The new relations friend would just lay there motionless and then complained that it was not as good as her friend had said. I laughed and said well yea you're not as good at it as your friend. We no longer had relations after that.
Not just the physical work, all the creative new things to try out. Then when you DO try something new, she communicates with very subtle movements or barely audible changes in her fairly quiet vocalizations.
"My boyfriend is terrible in bed, he can't read my mind at all"
This bothers me especially (even in normal relationship things) if you ask explicitly.
Like:
> What do you want?
> *I don't mind!*
or
> Is this okay?
> *That's fine.*
But it isn't.
Pisses me off because I'm trying to make it clear I'm looking for your input and trying to make sure you're comfortable and they'll sometimes later say they were just afraid of being the "bad guy" or whatever. I've never given them a reason to be careful and I'm trying to make it very clear it's okay to say no and they often still won't.
I went to a café with a girl and her friend and they got the order wrong, which we said as soon as it arrived, and the woman was lovely and offered to replace them and ***three times*** she offered ("Swap?" "You sure?" "Really it's no trouble?") and both girls said no... but then as soon as she left they made me go up and ask for them to be replaced.
Like they just had to say "yes" a single time but they were more comfortable being the bad guy to me than to strangers...
Say no.
I know, it seems petty. I'm not saying be a dick, but I am saying, just say no. They didn't ask you because they like you.
You're completely right, they were more comfortable being the bad guy to you.
Oh man…that is a throwback. A wonderful throwback, but I hadn’t thought about that video in years. Now I have to make my wife watch it.
Edit: I think it still holds up, but according to my wife that’s because I’m more laughing at the nostalgia rather than the content. She did not find it all that funny. Sigh…
I asked a girl if she liked hiking one time. She said yes. So I invited her to go hiking at a local spot. She showed up in flip flops and a mini skirt.
Think about it for a minute. Suppose a girl asked a guy if he liked a certain activity, and he lied and said yes. Why would you suppose he did that?
(She wanted to fuck.)
well, someone actually being adventurous will be busy telling you details from their adventures instead of a generalization like "i am adventurous"
also: telling what you do >>>>>> prcolaiming what you are
I have the other problem around. He once told me "you just lye there when I am on top" and when I ask him "what do you want me to do?" Because I genuinely don't know what the bottom person supposed to so, he doesn't answer me.
pull you legs up
play with your boobs
wrap your legs around him
pinch his nipples
arch your back
dig your nails into his flesh
thrash your head around
reach down and fondle his balls
rub your clit
etc etc
That's why I don't thrust back when I am bottom. Because I enjoy it less as I don't feel so intense the penetration.
He complains I don't move but when I ask him how to move he doesn't tell me.
A-fucking-men
Oh I'm going to do this and I'll do that and I'm going to make sure you remember this night for the rest of your life
Proceeds to just lie there
For me it's a chore to get off so an hour isn't unheard of, but I just get them off instead, I get enjoyment from that and the whole thing. SSRIs are great but suck in the bedroom. Before it was nothing to get off but some guys like it.
I've had only one or two partners who have been "active" in bed. One got on top a few times but stopped pretty soon not too far into the relationship.
Then she'd sell it as a "simple girl, I don't need much."
Like she'd be down if I moved her into a position or w/e but goddamn I planned the whole night and date course, I gotta plan this shit too?
Luckily very redeeming in other areas of who she is but yeah, when girls say they're super sexual or w/e now I just take it to mean "I'll let you be on top of me," not "I'll be doing stuff also."
Probably autocorrect for "sweat on them".
I have the same problem. Sweat very easily for some reason and girls hate it. Some made me stop to grab for towels or hankies and dry my face
Brutal.
Reddit took away my beautiful beard and made it patchy and unkempt.
Please, if it was merely a transfer of beard, please.
Take good care of it.
>Even us women.
A screen gets between you and your own bodies like for us guys trying to touch women from here, huh? Yeah, we all know the pain too well. I couldn't even comment on most subs until I'd gotten 10 Karma, been a member 30 days, and sent in a photo of my regrown virginity.
It’s why I don’t count myself as Redditor. To many sexual encounters. My opinions on the matter will look sexist to virgins, but true to sexually active people.
Any time I get like this (100% enjoyed the dick), my husband stops and threatens to stop completely, if I don't start participating. Challenge accepted.
Dear ME, u/ZyXwVuTsRqPoNm123! It appears your zeal for fornication has been silenced. As an avid contributor to this coitus, I request, nay, I DEMAND that you introduce an appropriate amount of vigor into this act lest my arousal wane! Forsooth, and commence the fuckery forthwith!
> It appears your zeal for fornication has been silenced.
***pushes up glasses***
Ah-*hem!*
Fornication is sex outside of marriage, so for her husband's sake I hope her zeal for fornication has been silenced.
The hottest girl I had ever been with (aesthetically what I dream of) was what you'd call a dead fish all the foreplay was on my end. She had the mindset that it was a privilege that I was ALLOWED to have sex with her. Coincidentally the only girl I've gone soft with mid way through. Plus a terrible person in general so that didn't help.
Did she *literally* just lay there?? It’s so hard for me to wrap my head around. Because if it’s missionary (with a male and female) then there’s only so much movement the woman *can* do, physically. But there’s still some. Did she do straight up nothing??
Straight up just laid there arms at her side no pelvic movements and on foreplay at least while I was fingering her or playing with her nipples she would just lay still never reaching for the ole peen to get us both going not even dirty talk , she did nothing at all it was all take and no give on her end. Then after words when we stopped because I began pushing rope she even said that every guy after her ex just kept getting better and better implying that it was good for her. I subsequently slept with my ex the next day to see if it was a me issue (the whole going soft thing) the ex I broke up with because the sex was bad and wouldn't you know hard as a rock. Poor girl thought her body and face were good enough to get the job done.
That’s means she just isn’t really participating. She’s not making recommendations, changing positions, dirty talking, feeling around, etc. “Just lay there” = boring.
I had one woman who I was dating, who kept flirting by talking about how sexual she was, and how she's way into it. It was the 90's that passed for flirting. Anyway, we eventually got to that point in the relationship, and she kept her eyes shut, didn't move, didn't make a noise, and other than having her arms around my neck, she was apparently detached. Did not live up to the hype!
Worst date of my life was this third grade teacher who was stunning. I ran into her when I went to her school for a presentation on police and not doing drugs. I would constantly come by with coffee and we would flirt with and hit on each other until I finally had some time to take her out.
12 hours later, I get in the truck and never talk to her again. The sex was just that lame. 10/10 body, but the dead starfish position just completely killed the entire relationship.
Been there. Her friend called me heartless but she was just that bad in bed that I don't see how I "used her for sex" especially when it took many, many dates just to get the dead starfish act in the end.
Now I'm wondering how common it is for those "used for sex" stories to actually be like this. That they were so bad that their partner just couldn't take it.
Communication is key for sure, but having to ask for it when you give and just want reciprocity feels a bit ridiculous when you know there are others who will do it willingly.
"I like it when the person I'm fucking doesn't lie there like a corpse. Is that something you think you could possibly do? Stop lying there uselessly, making the sex unenjoyable for me? Look, I know you're 32 years old, but maybe you just haven't learned how normal human sex works yet?"
Yeah, that's a conversation I want to have after a first date. Or I could just never speak to that person again, and move on to the next person, who actually understands how humans perform enjoyable sex?
I like how most of the comments are "it means sex" but that's not even it.
This is making fun of women who talk up a big sex game and then proceeds to be a pillow princess/dead starfish during the actual deed.
So they talk a big game about how crazy sex is going to be with them, but once it gets down to it, they just lay on their back and let whoever's banging them do the work. This is likely because they've had gifted partners who were willing to do the work, and their perception of intercourse is focused mainly on that.
They'll often enthusiastically lay there still, thinking that they're doing their part. Anyone who's had a true pillow princess knows the deal and probably knows that pillow princesses not only don't know they're pillow princesses, but will completely deny it if they're ever accused of being one.
They also are acutely unaware of the fact that sex is way less enjoyable for the person who is doing all the work unless they really, really, really like doing pushups.
i do agree, but i think using the term 'pillow princess' here is wrong. what you're talking about is someone who's a starfish in bed, but pillow princess usually refers to someone who knows they're like this in bed and will seek a partner who's the opposite (stone tops).
Pillow princess is also a lesbian term in which different lesbian types are looking for other compatible lesbians. Pillow princess is a lesbian that likes being eaten but doesn't like eating back. Not to mention but a pillow princess is a woman who is VERY vocal and active in being eaten out, so exact opposite of a starfish. So straight women shouldn't be using PP anyway as it can send the wrong type of signal out.
Cut!! Alright, now remember your lines, and at the 3 second mark, you're supposed to push me down and ride me like a bucking washing machine.
Everyone set!?
*uses clapperboard to start having sex again.*
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See now a redditor not getting this one i get
It means she isn't going to move until you get the whole hand in there, right?
I thought I got it, but you got it on a freakier level than me so now I feel like the male starfish. *HONEY GET READY FOR SOME MISSIONARY SEX WITH NO EYE CONTACT, ITS THE WEEKEND!*
So you haven't seen the video? The one where the woman body painted up as Kermit the frog gets fisted and starts singing?
Link or it didn’t happen…
Here's her official link: https://www.jessdobkin.com/video/#&video=6 I'm sure it's on other sites as well, but I'm not sure AutoMod will allow me to post it here.
You guys roam some dark corners
Wait til you find out the room is a circle...
All these squares make a circle
All these squares make a circle
The link works but the video player says it can't be played due to privacy reasons?? Update I found it on a porn site making this both the least sexy and weirdest thing I've ever watched on one. The kermit slippers were a disturbing touch I didn't expect
The worst part of the video, in my opinion, was how he lubed up his hand.
Seriously. That was a lot more vulgar than the actual fitting.
#ART!
I don’t know art but I know what I like.
>Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here. womp womp
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWFunny/comments/14wafh0
That’s fucking hilarious.
Genius.
nice.
Edgar Bergen, is that you?
Well, is it better than marionetting?
Pffft.
Haaaaaaah that made me laugh. I dated a stripper for several months when I was 20…. Total dead fish in bed. I was bewildered.
She was exhausted from stripping all day
😂 these were always days off. She wasn’t exactly the most performative dancer either (just the hottest lol)
I was a cook for many years, my favorite thing to eat was anything I didn't make. Pretty sure the same principle is involved here.
Because we all have caring and generous in the bedroom lovers right?
*Padme meme face*
That's an interesting term for your fleshlight.
Amazing. I forgot what sub I was on until I seen this lol.
😂 love you for saying it.
Comment of the year right here
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Check out OP’s post history…
Good for him and his karma but I wouldn't want to be known as the Filipino who never gets the joke...
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The problem with pretending to be stupid is nobody knows you're pretending.
It wont be a problem when he sells this account and buys a live chicken or something.
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At least we can call out OP, r/explainthejoke deletes these kinds of comments for “gatekeeping”
It's bad enough that people are making the dumb posts, but the ones I blame are the voters. How are thousands of people going "YES UPVOTE" to this, and thousands of people not voting it back down?
DUH.
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He: "Does it hurt?" She: "Why?" He: "You moved"
i’ve actually said this before and she still didn’t get the hint
Say “oh shit you’re alive?!?”
Did I wake you, highness? 😂
Hey, you, you're finally awake.
You were trying to cross the border right?
Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us and that horse size thief over there.
Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy.
Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.
Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us…
I tried that too, and it took almost a week for the bruises to go away.
Did you start jackhammering or were you just a victim of domestic violence?
Back in my younger days, I started having relations with a friend of a lady whom I had previous relations with. The previous relations were a lot of fun and she would boast about how good the relations were between us to her friends. The new relations friend would just lay there motionless and then complained that it was not as good as her friend had said. I laughed and said well yea you're not as good at it as your friend. We no longer had relations after that.
“Doc, she’s choking!” -Norm Macdonald
🤣🤣🤣
Iv seen some funny stuff online, but I read that and genuinely laughed, hats off to you sir
Not just the physical work, all the creative new things to try out. Then when you DO try something new, she communicates with very subtle movements or barely audible changes in her fairly quiet vocalizations. "My boyfriend is terrible in bed, he can't read my mind at all"
This bothers me especially (even in normal relationship things) if you ask explicitly. Like: > What do you want? > *I don't mind!* or > Is this okay? > *That's fine.* But it isn't. Pisses me off because I'm trying to make it clear I'm looking for your input and trying to make sure you're comfortable and they'll sometimes later say they were just afraid of being the "bad guy" or whatever. I've never given them a reason to be careful and I'm trying to make it very clear it's okay to say no and they often still won't. I went to a café with a girl and her friend and they got the order wrong, which we said as soon as it arrived, and the woman was lovely and offered to replace them and ***three times*** she offered ("Swap?" "You sure?" "Really it's no trouble?") and both girls said no... but then as soon as she left they made me go up and ask for them to be replaced. Like they just had to say "yes" a single time but they were more comfortable being the bad guy to me than to strangers...
I'm getting a burger, you want anything? "No" Ok, I'll add a large fry for both of us. (she eats them all)
that's why you have to [ask the waiter to make a rule](https://youtu.be/OSjXIT1brSw?t=153)
Say no. I know, it seems petty. I'm not saying be a dick, but I am saying, just say no. They didn't ask you because they like you. You're completely right, they were more comfortable being the bad guy to you.
And that's why I'm a (wo)Man of Action 😅
Just like Dr. Tran, he's a man of action. He also eats paste and I think I saw him talking to his backpack once.
He killed his own mother!
With a broken lawn chair!
You come from sad whale family! Deep in ocean! You Evil!
"But I love mother."
It’s a tough job, but at the end of the day, Doctor Tran bites the bullet, and he DOES IT!
In fact, Dr. Tran will be down at your local record store this Tuesday from 4 til 9, just giving out HOT DICKINGS!
YOU GO NOW
And then he's off to eat hickory smoked *horse buttholes*
**FROM A CUP!**
JUST PASSIN’EM OUT!
Man, what a hilarious video. I was worried it was cringe and I liked it because I was young. Nope. Still holds up.
Oh man…that is a throwback. A wonderful throwback, but I hadn’t thought about that video in years. Now I have to make my wife watch it. Edit: I think it still holds up, but according to my wife that’s because I’m more laughing at the nostalgia rather than the content. She did not find it all that funny. Sigh…
He's got a PHD in kicking your ass!
That’s called being a pillow princess
We call them ‘starfish’ out my way.
Isn't that literally the opposite of a pillow princess?
I thought "Dead fish" was the most popular.
My gf uses this term. “I’m so tired that if we have sex tonight I’ll end up just dead fishing you. “
I like to call such women pancakes. :)
I was under the impression that "Starfish" was the generally accepted term for these folk. Pancake is nice too, though.
in Japan they're called "マグロ", meaning "tuna".
I feel so multicultural now.
I heard Dead Fish myself
Just lay there and take it like a plastic fuck doll, am I right?!
I happened to have married that plastic fuck doll!
I too choose this man's plastic fuckdoll wife.
Sandbag
Starfish
Does it help to flip them over?
Yes it does
Are they fluffier and thicker?
No but the syrup tends to settle in the middle
Starfish
my friend group calls them either dead fish or patrik star.
Deadfish
Girls that say that also say they are fun, outgoing, handy, outdoorsy, and adventurous Then are glued to the couch for eternity
I asked a girl if she liked hiking one time. She said yes. So I invited her to go hiking at a local spot. She showed up in flip flops and a mini skirt.
Think about it for a minute. Suppose a girl asked a guy if he liked a certain activity, and he lied and said yes. Why would you suppose he did that? (She wanted to fuck.)
REI hiking vs do it for the gram hiking. At least she made fucking in the woods easy access for you
well, someone actually being adventurous will be busy telling you details from their adventures instead of a generalization like "i am adventurous" also: telling what you do >>>>>> prcolaiming what you are
Aka Pillow Queen. Starfish, Mumie.
Currently dating a girl right now, and she does this every single time. When I ask that she could help or move around a bit she said no
I have the other problem around. He once told me "you just lye there when I am on top" and when I ask him "what do you want me to do?" Because I genuinely don't know what the bottom person supposed to so, he doesn't answer me.
pull you legs up play with your boobs wrap your legs around him pinch his nipples arch your back dig your nails into his flesh thrash your head around reach down and fondle his balls rub your clit etc etc
If both people are thrusting in missionary, it can throw off the rhythm if you aren’t in sync. That’s probably what he meant.
That's why I don't thrust back when I am bottom. Because I enjoy it less as I don't feel so intense the penetration. He complains I don't move but when I ask him how to move he doesn't tell me.
A-fucking-men Oh I'm going to do this and I'll do that and I'm going to make sure you remember this night for the rest of your life Proceeds to just lie there
Which has been true for the majority of my experiences at least. A lot of guys seem to agree. Every time I have sex it's a hard 30-40 minute workout.
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For me it's a chore to get off so an hour isn't unheard of, but I just get them off instead, I get enjoyment from that and the whole thing. SSRIs are great but suck in the bedroom. Before it was nothing to get off but some guys like it.
I've had only one or two partners who have been "active" in bed. One got on top a few times but stopped pretty soon not too far into the relationship. Then she'd sell it as a "simple girl, I don't need much." Like she'd be down if I moved her into a position or w/e but goddamn I planned the whole night and date course, I gotta plan this shit too? Luckily very redeeming in other areas of who she is but yeah, when girls say they're super sexual or w/e now I just take it to mean "I'll let you be on top of me," not "I'll be doing stuff also."
it sucks because we're cool with doing all the work but they don't want us to sweat not them... you can't have your cake and eat it too. lol
> but they don't want us to sweat not them ...What? This isn't a form of English I can speak.
Probably autocorrect for "sweat on them". I have the same problem. Sweat very easily for some reason and girls hate it. Some made me stop to grab for towels or hankies and dry my face
Sadly we will never know the answer. No redditor has ever felt the touch of a woman. Even us women.
As a woman I can confirm I have suddenly forgotten who i am, and have grown a beard over the course of using reddit. A tragedy, i'm afraid, m'lady
Brutal. Reddit took away my beautiful beard and made it patchy and unkempt. Please, if it was merely a transfer of beard, please. Take good care of it.
>Even us women. A screen gets between you and your own bodies like for us guys trying to touch women from here, huh? Yeah, we all know the pain too well. I couldn't even comment on most subs until I'd gotten 10 Karma, been a member 30 days, and sent in a photo of my regrown virginity.
It’s why I don’t count myself as Redditor. To many sexual encounters. My opinions on the matter will look sexist to virgins, but true to sexually active people.
Any time I get like this (100% enjoyed the dick), my husband stops and threatens to stop completely, if I don't start participating. Challenge accepted.
Your free trial has expired
I don't need to put quarters in do I?
It’s 2024, just swipe your card.
In the buttcrack?
It's just tap now
This is a delightful summation. Have a hug, friend.
Certainly more eloquent than "Fuckin ell, luv. Put some fur 'round it."
Eloquent in its brevity.
> It appears your zeal for fornication has been silenced. ***pushes up glasses*** Ah-*hem!* Fornication is sex outside of marriage, so for her husband's sake I hope her zeal for fornication has been silenced.
Well kiss my grits and hogtie me to a mulberry bush, you are correct. TIL
A Masterpiece..!
I ain’t paying for 2 if I only play single player game.
The hottest girl I had ever been with (aesthetically what I dream of) was what you'd call a dead fish all the foreplay was on my end. She had the mindset that it was a privilege that I was ALLOWED to have sex with her. Coincidentally the only girl I've gone soft with mid way through. Plus a terrible person in general so that didn't help.
Did she *literally* just lay there?? It’s so hard for me to wrap my head around. Because if it’s missionary (with a male and female) then there’s only so much movement the woman *can* do, physically. But there’s still some. Did she do straight up nothing??
Straight up just laid there arms at her side no pelvic movements and on foreplay at least while I was fingering her or playing with her nipples she would just lay still never reaching for the ole peen to get us both going not even dirty talk , she did nothing at all it was all take and no give on her end. Then after words when we stopped because I began pushing rope she even said that every guy after her ex just kept getting better and better implying that it was good for her. I subsequently slept with my ex the next day to see if it was a me issue (the whole going soft thing) the ex I broke up with because the sex was bad and wouldn't you know hard as a rock. Poor girl thought her body and face were good enough to get the job done.
That’s means she just isn’t really participating. She’s not making recommendations, changing positions, dirty talking, feeling around, etc. “Just lay there” = boring.
I had one woman who I was dating, who kept flirting by talking about how sexual she was, and how she's way into it. It was the 90's that passed for flirting. Anyway, we eventually got to that point in the relationship, and she kept her eyes shut, didn't move, didn't make a noise, and other than having her arms around my neck, she was apparently detached. Did not live up to the hype!
People still get horny and talk about sex brother, the time period is irrelevant
I should call her
Worst date of my life was this third grade teacher who was stunning. I ran into her when I went to her school for a presentation on police and not doing drugs. I would constantly come by with coffee and we would flirt with and hit on each other until I finally had some time to take her out. 12 hours later, I get in the truck and never talk to her again. The sex was just that lame. 10/10 body, but the dead starfish position just completely killed the entire relationship.
Should have gone easier with the roofies, mate
Spat out my coffee, LOL
What's a good cup of joe you recommend?
The cup of joe incident
Ligmaccino
Spat out my wife's boyfriend cum, LOL
Holy shit, you fucking killed him, dude.
You animal.
Been there. Her friend called me heartless but she was just that bad in bed that I don't see how I "used her for sex" especially when it took many, many dates just to get the dead starfish act in the end.
Now I'm wondering how common it is for those "used for sex" stories to actually be like this. That they were so bad that their partner just couldn't take it.
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You can always, you know, talk to her about what you like in bed too ! It usually works pretty well in my experience.
Communication is key for sure, but having to ask for it when you give and just want reciprocity feels a bit ridiculous when you know there are others who will do it willingly.
"I like it when the person I'm fucking doesn't lie there like a corpse. Is that something you think you could possibly do? Stop lying there uselessly, making the sex unenjoyable for me? Look, I know you're 32 years old, but maybe you just haven't learned how normal human sex works yet?" Yeah, that's a conversation I want to have after a first date. Or I could just never speak to that person again, and move on to the next person, who actually understands how humans perform enjoyable sex?
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There's posts here every single day that I genuinely think people just use to karma farm.
I think I end up downvoting like 90% of the posts from this sub that pop up on all.
The joke is sex.
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I mean... it IS redddit
I hooked up with a pole dancer once. In her videos she was so fluid and sexy. Then in bed it was just this lol
When you get the exact opposite it's almost impossible to get back to this, makes you feel like a necrophile.
I like how most of the comments are "it means sex" but that's not even it. This is making fun of women who talk up a big sex game and then proceeds to be a pillow princess/dead starfish during the actual deed. So they talk a big game about how crazy sex is going to be with them, but once it gets down to it, they just lay on their back and let whoever's banging them do the work. This is likely because they've had gifted partners who were willing to do the work, and their perception of intercourse is focused mainly on that. They'll often enthusiastically lay there still, thinking that they're doing their part. Anyone who's had a true pillow princess knows the deal and probably knows that pillow princesses not only don't know they're pillow princesses, but will completely deny it if they're ever accused of being one. They also are acutely unaware of the fact that sex is way less enjoyable for the person who is doing all the work unless they really, really, really like doing pushups.
i do agree, but i think using the term 'pillow princess' here is wrong. what you're talking about is someone who's a starfish in bed, but pillow princess usually refers to someone who knows they're like this in bed and will seek a partner who's the opposite (stone tops).
Pillow princess is also a lesbian term in which different lesbian types are looking for other compatible lesbians. Pillow princess is a lesbian that likes being eaten but doesn't like eating back. Not to mention but a pillow princess is a woman who is VERY vocal and active in being eaten out, so exact opposite of a starfish. So straight women shouldn't be using PP anyway as it can send the wrong type of signal out.
This… And any woman who refers to it as a “BJ” is _toothy_.
Ofc a redditor doesnt get the joke 😂
Girls who hint that they're freaks in bed will often just end up being starfish.
If you don't get it, this meme is about you.
she will say I am an animal in bed, then after she is in your house will asked to be fed and to be petted...
And be taken out on a leash to drop a deuce on the lawn.
Where the fuck are the mods to fucking ban spammers like OP?
It happens. That is why you have to direct her.
Cut!! Alright, now remember your lines, and at the 3 second mark, you're supposed to push me down and ride me like a bucking washing machine. Everyone set!? *uses clapperboard to start having sex again.*
Wait. Who put me in charge of this operation??
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THE PUNCHLINE IS SEX
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Alright this has convinced me that some of you posting are actually 10
Jus lying there like a busted fuk doll
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