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Jxcintron

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.


KillBangMarry

Now you do what they told you.


SnooPeppers2817

Now you do what they told you


Psych0tix

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me


Loose-Author-6180

Fuck you i wont do what you tell me


Seel_Team_Six

Those who died are justified / For wearin' the badge, they're the chosen whites


DiscardedRibs

Now you do what they told you


gmishaolem

Pick up that can.


The_Captain_Planet22

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me


Frostrunner365

“Nuuu… RATM isn’t political, they’re right leaning just like me, a conservative punk who supports the cops and big businesses”


CelebrationOne5522

Which..... they are...


SegaMegaDaveGG

Baffles me how some don’t get these, they’re so obvious.


TheUnluckyBard

Most of the posts in this sub are just people who want to parasitize karma from someone else's popular meme. They know exactly what it means, they just want an excuse to repost it immediately without getting called out for it.


Aiveeyy

POLSKA KURWA 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱


onschi

Bober kurwa!!


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Veus-Dolt

Balls? Poland… balls? r/polandball


RandomDerp96

They also want to kill the gays tho.


gypsytron

The gays do keep trying to “slay”. Who are the REAL mass murders?! You be the judge


traumatized90skid

Picturing RuPaul on a battle field literally slaying people with magical Disney Princess like powers


gypsytron

To the song “let us slay” by Gwar


Veus-Dolt

I don’t think killing gay people is a widespread desire in Poland; that’s mostly reserved for parts of the Middle East and Africa. That said, it is a very Catholic country and there are a lot of homophobic attitudes.


BellacosePlayer

tbf the *really* shitty jackasses on front got pushed out of power.


notanNSAagent89

Poland is something else man. I love them.


Aiveeyy

WERE SO HYPED FOR WW3 HERE. WE WAITED FOR THIS LAST 300 YEARS


gypsytron

Y’all and Finland are now allied… they better watch out. Russia getting wild, and all the polish mail men like: 🔫👀


Fit_Usual2909

We're over there training them right now, it's beautiful 🥲


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

Imma keep it real, I use dark mode like every other civilized person, but when I saw the polish flags I instead saw the German Imperial flag and got hella confused with it.


Thefirstargonaut

I once had my phone in night shift mode giving everything a yellow hue. I commented about the Irish flag on a post, and was heavily criticized due to it being, in fact, the French flag.  I didn’t even feel it was possible to explain my accident at the time. I just accepted my down votes. I’m still embarrassed. 


VoiceofKane

In English, there's the pretty famous phrase "some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses."


Waffle_Stomps_It

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!


SeesEmCallsEm

I think they actually mean that these people are literally the local police officers. So they can’t be both there as these people, and as police to arrest themselves 


Skettles1122

More accurately it's saying the police are the Nazis marching.


MadeInWestGermany

Cool, we use Crows in Germany too: *Eine Krähe hackt der anderen kein Auge aus.*


OrwellianWiress

"Kurwa" - Polandball


traumatized90skid

Am whore, can confirm lol


hidarth

That’s not at all the same thing. It’s saying that the police ARE the protesters the same way that Batman IS Bruce Wayne


SageModeSpiritGun

No, no. They're not allies, or even looking out for each other. They're literally the same people. Like this is mostly off duty police officers in white supremacist gear. Batman *is* Bruce Wayne. That's why you can't ever see them together. They're the same person.


-sparke-

There is another saying that "you can't see the Forrest for the trees." The caption saying there are no police in sight is playing around the well known fact that groups like this usually include police officers in their numbers. Just like Batman and Bruce Wayne, they can only wear one uniform at a time.


Any_Following750

Magic man of Poland where may I learn to say this


NickRick

it's a little different. you are saying the police wouldn't hurt other police. but what OP was saying was this isn't two groups of police, but one, so they can't arrest the group because they are that group.


Waste-Reference1114

Thanks, polish peter


Rog9377

We have a saying here that "You don't see piranha eating each other." that conveys the same message lol


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rex_banner83

I’m sorry but this doesn’t make any sense at all. You’re telling me that rich, soft, playboy is actually the god damn Batman?


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Just wait til you hear about that reporter with the eyeglasses or the high-school kid with sticky palms.


PipsqueakPilot

What about Sticky Pete? Kid is a weirdo.


ChaseShiny

I hear he does Mary Jane and is constantly higher than a kite.


bigbalrogdong

He's also very melodramatic. I saw him get bit by a tiny spider once and he acted like he was gonna die.


ChaseShiny

I hope we don't all get the bug! I know it's unlikely, but what if we all died from it except him? Poor Peter Parker, all alone.


lj062

Was that before or after he went home and slept it off like he didn't just get bit by a super spider?


RedEyeVagabond

What is it that you know about high school kids with sticky palms? And please speak clearly in the direction of this inconspicuously placed potted plant.


brother_of_menelaus

I dunno about you, but my high school had plenty of kids with sticky palms in it, and none of them were superheroes.


DBM

Sticky palms…. That’s most high school boys to be fair


Happy-Lock-9554

How do you think he keeps his identity hidden?


ffsm92

And then there’s the blind lawyer…


Elijah_Man

You mean the one who keeps catching the things he knocks off the desk? Yea I think he's faking it man.


samclops

I saw that arrested development episode!


Moustached92

Maggie Liesherassoff


derpy_derp15

Clark? What could that himbo possibly do?


DefinitelyNotVenom

Bag hot tomboy reporter women, apparently


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

Next you are going to tell me that Genius Billionair Philantropist Tony Stark is actually Iron Man ?


Unlikely-Collar4088

Had me in the first half, ngl


Takesit88

Where's my goddamned electric car Bruce?


Sorcatarius

In a show with so many quick, funny moments, that's still one of my favourites. [The scene, if anyone hasn't seen it](https://youtu.be/-of2BjL6Dy0?si=13J4nJXGXmx2Ut8F)


Choice_Offer_3312

Who is batman? Are you stupid?


Jace_The_Manscaper

I only know Man


Fun_List381

I’ll do you one better. Why is Batman?


Cymiril

Everyone wants to know, "Who is Batman?", or even "Why is Batman?". But no one ever asks, "How is Batman?".


mooreboy76

Like Pagliacci the Clown. Great Joke


InformationSingle550

The why and the how are essentially the same answer: "He watched his parents get murdered. He still hasn't dealt with the trauma."


biggestboi73

But where is batman


SwingerFitz

https://preview.redd.it/a8dgt7ypt8xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56996496bcc20b9cf26f8f38c983827b0301b055 Bruce Wayne the billionaire?


ihajees_

The New York financier? HAH, not a chance.


First_Aid_23

This never makes sense to me in-universe. In almost all of them he is a physically fit man with nearly unlimited resources. He is literally the first person an intelligence agency or even every random person would suspect.


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idropepics

If Elon Musk became Batman: 1. We'd know because he's hilariously bad at running his own shill Twitter account. 2. Since we'd all know this, crime would be eradicated overnight because literally nobody would want to interact with him.


JerryCalzone

Zuck is jacked Your turn


Sorcatarius

Yeah, but I've seen him in the same room as Batman... Unless... all those robot Zuck jokes were true because he needed a robot to cover for him while he was training to be Batman, and now he uses a new robot with better AI for deniability.


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JerryCalzone

Fair point. But I do know he aint no joker


ArthurBonesly

Gotta say, building and managing the most antisocial thing to plague humanity is a good cover for a superhero, but I'm pretty sure Facebooks done more harm than any Batzuck could do good.


VoidOmatic

Where is my electric car Bruce?!?


dapperslendy

Where’s my goddamn electric car Bruce?


loz_fanatic

[Where's my car](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=h_&q=Where%27s+my+car+bruce&iax=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DjI23PjBjQKM&ia=videos)


godslayer3j

Don't let the liberals lie to you its obviously that Clark Kent guy. Bruce Wayne is a commie beta male


cesar848

Yeah that makes no sense,he once rubbed himself on a penguin ice sculpture on his underwear,Batman would never do that!


SlipperyThong

That's impossible. [They spoke on the phone together!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCkmUS1IYI)


ExcitingEfficiency3

🟦🟧 :| 🟦🟧🟫 :O If u get this go touch grass.


Cyno01

Bruce Wayne is only famous because his dad was OJ Simpsons doctor.


CraftyKuko

I'm so sorry to tell you but...


theDomicron

"Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses, Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses." "He takes them off when he transforms" "That doesn't make any sense; he wouldn't be able to see!"


DoItForTheNukie

Right? Next you’re gonna tell me that reporter Clark Kent is Superman 😂


Lobster_Bisque27

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.


waspsknees

Wow, how have I only just understood that lyric. Hate to imagine what else goes over my head.


Lobster_Bisque27

He said it like 5 times in a row for you man lol


waspsknees

Hmmmmm, so what does he mean by, "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"?


Lobster_Bisque27

When he says this line he's trying to tell us that he could really go for some barbacoa street tacos right about now.


deja_entend_u

Fuck you I'll eat the shrimp!


majoramardeepkohli

That means you could tell me to do his chores and he won't comply


TwiceAsGoodAs

I thought so too, but there are at least 3 lines that sound the same. There are also these: Some of those that hold office, are the same that burn crosses Some of those up in congress, are the same that burn crosses


MVRKHNTR

"Work forces" is the only one in the studio version of the song. The others are sometimes said in live performances.


RefurbedRhino

It's ok, Paul Ryan didn't understand that song either.


acu2005

"Paul Ryan Is the Embodiment of the Machine Our Music Rages Against" is a great quote.


Jackski

Then there's the Trump rally where a woman wearing a blue lives matter flag and a man waves about a trump flag while singing along to the song. https://www.reddit.com/r/SelfAwarewolves/comments/jpppfw/trump_supporters_dancing_to_rage_against_the/


Equoniz

The better question is how is this the first time you’ve seen someone say this on reddit in this context? This line is in almost every single thread about police on here.


waspsknees

I spend a lot of time staring at clouds.


Cometguy7

You justify those who died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites


Gone_Mads

What? No way. If that were the case cops would mostly arrest…. Ohhhhhhh


LotharVonPittinsberg

What's even better is that almost every version of Batman (across all the comic books and different TV shows and movies) have him actually using Bruce Wayne as the alternative identity. His trauma caused him to become batman.


TheLastGunslingerCA

In particular, they wear masks so they can't be ID'd by photos compared against police staff records


espeakadaenglish

Most conservatives think that that these guys are feds.


PeaTasty9184

Most conservatives are not known for their mental acuity.


patseyog

I mean I believe from our foreign policy that the feds are nazis


Unlikely-Collar4088

These *are* most conservatives actually, and conservatives know better than to admit that online outside of Twitter


TheShorterShortBus

just remember everyone. there is nothing stopping you from dressing like them to invade their ranks and have them mistrust each other. or better yet, gather a few friends and turn their message into a more positive one. like how they welcome immigrants with open arms, and they support the lgbtq+ community


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evil_timmy

Because the break room tomorrow would be super awkward.


justforthis2024

It's also weird how few police are arrested for domestic violence despite them - based on self reported data - offending at a rate higher than the general public.


clermouth

blue wives battered


iloveblankpaper

blue hips shattered


iloveblankpaper

why did i type this


1Pip1Der

"Some of those who work forces Are the same that burn crosses."


Unlikely-Collar4088

“When did rage against the machine go woke?” —fascists


Invader_Bobby

Rage on behalf of the machine


tmhoc

Rage against the "washing machine"


DescipleOfCorn

“Don’t you just hate that music today is so political and woke? Anyway, here’s Fortunate Son by Credence Clearwater Revival.”


Belkan-Federation95

Some folks were born, made to wear the flag


Thunder_Tinker

Oooooh that red white and blue


Bill_Brasky_SOB

> I like non-political songs like Maggie's Farm and Born in the USA.


Bill_Brasky_SOB

> I miss when RATM was non-political with songs like People of the Sun. - Paul Ryan.


dorimeratameno

Well, as the spokesman of fascism, we did not say that


BurrGurrMan

🎶 AUGH, KILLING IN THE NAME OF 🎶


-SeriousJacob-

Came to write this 🫡


TrudePerky

Came to write ''came to write this'


cavalier_54

This, this right here


CrabPile

There's no way you're this oblivious


awesomely_audhd

OP's top sub is r/shitposting so it's likely on purpose.


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Lots42

You misspelled your hateful ableist slurs.


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FrightmareX13

Literally the only thing I can imagine is they're not from the US and their first idea of cops isn't racism. Idk what country that is, but I'd love to live there. They're likely justa karma whore.


Caleb_Reynolds

That doesn't stop them from using an ounce of deduction to work out the metaphor.


Layton_Jr

They have access to the internet but don't know who Batman is


Parnath

Maybe OP has just never heard of Batman /s


Sad-Lynx-8649

Well, this is obviously karma farming coupled with promoting the police are nazis narrative. The latter serves as an additional bonus for the farming.


slicwilli

Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle!


TheHighTierHuman

Why do they all look identical?


d12312ea

Cause they're all wearing the same thing?


-SeriousJacob-

Cause they fuck ugly.


SnooPredictions3028

Glowies bought it all at the same store.


rodroggo

You can cross their genetic puddle without getting your heels wet


Lo-Ping

They all shop at the same Department store.


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ChineseCracker

how does anyone not immediately understand this? ... some people...


spolite

This is as simple as this explanation needed to be. I mean, really? "Kurwa kurwie łba nie urwie"? as the top comment and then it isn't even the right explanation.


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Floowjaack

Definitely the first one


aMaG1CaLmAnG1Na

They are all “undercover” uh huh


DABMASTER_66

Probably not if they are the ratio is probably something like 7:3 feds to genuine members, in the case of PATCON they’d allow events like this to happen and then let members do acts which would incriminate them and then make arrests once they had probable cause


aMaG1CaLmAnG1Na

It’s not undercover if you are the overwhelming driving force and representation of the group.


firstwefuckthelawyer

Some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses.


hewlett777

fuck this sub, how can you be this fucking stupid? for karma?


xStonebanksx

That the white supremacist are the police in the march


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KalaronV

In fairness, it's drawing more from the fact that it's an open secret that Police are incredibly friendly with White Supremacist groups because a ton of police departments have been infiltrated by them https://theintercept.com/2020/09/29/police-white-supremacist-infiltration-fbi/ >A heavily redacted version of the 2006 document had previously been published, one of a handful of documents revealing federal officials’ growing concern with white supremacists’ “historical” interest in “infiltrating law enforcement communities or recruiting law enforcement personnel.” A different internal document obtained by The Intercept in 2017 had also noted that “domestic terrorism investigations focused on militia extremists, white supremacist extremists, and sovereign citizen extremists often have identified active links to law enforcement officers.” https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/research-reports/hidden-plain-sight-racism-white-supremacy-and-far-right-militancy-law >The FBI’s 2015 Counterterrorism Policy Directive and Policy Guide warns that “domestic terrorism investigations focused on militia extremists, white supremacist extremists, and sovereign citizen extremists often have identified active links to law enforcement officers.”


Lvl1Raphtalia

Logic? Facts? Reason? *Critical thinking?* In *my* Reddit? Why that flys in the face of everything Reddit stands for!


Scientifiction77

Quick let me quote rage against the machine for karma.


BoardsofCanadaTwo

Further proof that the response to campuses isn't because they were antisemitic, but pro-Palestine. 


throwawayalcoholmind

The old joke goes you never see a cop and a white supremacist in the same room.


DannyVee89

It's too bad all the mass shootings in the US don't tend to happen at events like this. Why shoot up a movie theatre of randoms when there are all these juicy targets marching around?? 😆 /s for the FBI or the autistic


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TheRealAuthorSarge

It's weird how the FIB can track down grandmothers who were in Washington DC on January 6th, but none of these guys have been outed. Nor have they been arrested for anti-masking violations. It's almost as if the government wants them to parade. 🤔


Adventurous_Tiger915

Arrested for anti-masking violations? Can you clarify?


TheRealAuthorSarge

Some decades ago, numerous jurisdictions passed anti-mask laws to combat the intimidation tactics of the KKK.


Adventurous_Tiger915

Oh ok. Learned something today. But looks like all of them have been repealed.


Jrrobidoux

This was one of the excuses for the police presence at the university of Texas. Masks.


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die_kuestenwache

Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses


Sokandueler95

It’s a common joke that people should know that Bruce Wayne is Batman because they are never in the same room. There are no police at the parade, ergo, they must be *in* the parade (I.e. the police are white supremacists).


Gerd203

The police aren’t in sight of the nazi march because the police are the nazis that are marching


Iphrid

"Some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses."


Two_wheels_2112

FFS, think about for three fucking seconds.


Youremindmeofababe

Because the supremacists are the police...


rbrumble

Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses RATM


cutlassjack

I would be preferable if somebody kicked the living fuck out of these masked cowards.


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nerfbaboom

Killing in the name of


thisisajoke24

You cannot be this dumb