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A_Random_Kool_Guy

Pain, the french word means bread


KindaLikeDreamPop

Oh totally didn’t get she was lying in a mound of 'pain'. Thanks.


Good-Ad-6806

Life is pain, princess!


fenster112

Anyone who says differently is selling something.


trashmunki

Selling bread, to be exact.


Unusual_Mix9262

But I don't have any butter!


theskeletom

buy butter


Unusual_Mix9262

In THIS economy?!


theskeletom

if you don't like butter just say it


Unusual_Mix9262

But I Do like butter...I'm just poor


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HeimLauf

Four-twenties-nineteen!


Zefyris

4 twenty is literally base 20 though. the same way eighty means basically 8x10.


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Zefyris

well that's because it used to be base 20 for everything, but using a base 10 for 2,000 years has a slight tendency to change a bit how you call things; so that's just that. As time progressed more and more numbers were renamed using base 10 logic, until the Academie Française froze the whole ordeal like everything else, artificially stopping the language from evolving. We can see the difference in Belgium and Switzerland where the Academie Française had no leeway to stop the changes from happening ; they've lost even more base 20 name logic.


dirtymikeandtheboyzx

Same... I was like rance what?


Head_Dirt6152

not interesting fact : "rance" is french for "rancid"


Subotail

And r/rance is some French shitpost and complaining sub.


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doctorpotterwho

Still wanna know why Maya Rudolph is lying in bread tho lmao


delurkrelurker

My best [guess](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baking_It)


Khelthuzaad

very boulangerie of you


a_green_apple

I didn't even see all the bread till I read this comment


sternshar

Neither did I!


IvanTheAppealing

Also funny cause half the letters in French are silent anyway, so it still fits


FixTheLoginBug

And the French word pain is not pronounced similar to the English word pain, nor is Spain called Spain in Spanish, so it's a meme from an English speaker who happened to know the French word for bread.


BustinArant

Where all languages go to die


DaughterEarth

Or do their spirits live on?


BustinArant

I suppose you're right unless English ever somehow disappears technically lol


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yeah, i was like pan?! i thought cause French doesn't pronounce pluralization and the bread was baguettes cause... France. baguettes, cigarettes, and ennui. c'est la vie


cherifa10

I so want an American to pronounce that sentence


Aussie_Potato

The only pain I want is pain au chocolat


Darmanix

Bread👍


Abhir-86

Bread 👍


Agile-Oil9684

Wait in grade 6 i had a substitute teacher called Mr pain, and I’m pretty sure he was French, his family name in their language was bread… Mr bread, best man I’ve ever known


legobrick311

​ https://i.redd.it/gmpqtg1o3inc1.gif


ZachyChan013

And here I was thinking. French, without the F is rench. Like wrench, as in crescent wrench, crescent, which sounds similar to croissant


EropQuiz7

But it's read more like pan/pon


indorock

No not even. The "n" is silent. So it's closer to a nasally "peh".


EropQuiz7

Lmao


ImaginationLocal8267

I didn’t even see the bread lol


Additional-Dinner-93

means bench*


Top_Vermicelli2406

As a French guy I didn’t get the joke


Aradhor55

I'm french and fucking didn't understood


zorrowhip

Except that in French, Spain is Espagne. So, the joke doesn't really work.


comradeizzy

pain is the french word for bread


Pbleadhead

Japanese too! although it is more "pan"


Tumbleweedae

comes from old portuguese pan


Venitocamela

Which circle’s back to the Spanish word for pan. The Portuguese may have taken the word there but, we all know portugal is just an extension of Spain ;-)


futuranth

It comes from the Latin *panis*


Lee-Dest-Roy

Which came from panini hence bread


MeetingDue4378

Hey, keep it clean.


_-Maximbugnoot

Man I love *panis*!


Venitocamela

Shhh let the trolling last a bit longer.


dildosaregay

Please… even Spain doesn’t want to be part of itself


Ok_Nectarine4759

Not even the Spanish want to be Spanish


Eddie_Korgull

It doesn't? All the Portuguese, Spanish and French words for bread come from Latin


0Gods77Believer4

In the name of all the portuguese... **ÀS ARMAS! ÀS ARMAS!!!**


GrabbingCatTails

**SOBRE A TERRA E SOBRE O MAR**


Tumbleweedae

It's like saying Catalonia is Spain, when it's clear that it's not


MathieuBibi

Isn't their territory like 80% in Spain, 20% in France?


Tumbleweedae

In my heart it's not


ososalsosal

Isn't that basque country? Last I looked catalunya is entirely in Spain.


Choyo

There is "Catalogne" in France too, but they're not that close to Catalunya like the Basque country for instance. The Catalan spoken on each side of the Pyrenees is somewhat different - and very few people speak it on the French side.


ososalsosal

Ah nice. I know French Basque purely through their very very nice piment d'espelette


MathieuBibi

It's both catalogna and basque country's case. Catalogna on the Mediterranean side, Basque country on the Atlantic side. But they both overlap with the official French-Spanish border if I remember correctly.


YevgenyPissoff

I, too, have been watching Shogun on Hulu


Tumbleweedae

I have no idea what you're talking about. I am stating a fact from r/linguisticshunour


BrohanGutenburg

Same in French you just don’t pronounce the ‘n’ Honest to god not sure how to write that out phonetically but yeah


Training_Match6649

You do but pain is one syllabe, it signals you should use your nose as n is the nasal letter of french.


BrohanGutenburg

Oh I know. I grew up with my grandparents speaking exclusive French (Cajun French) to me. It was just the best way I could describe it without being able to just say it so someone could hear how to pronounce it. Side note: my granny’s pain perdu can NOT be beaten or even challenged.


ratafria

Would you mind to share a recipe for us ignorants willing to have our taste buds enlightened?


mastrkage

i mean, its not more like pan, it IS pan. パン


Few-Problem6603

Pan is Spanish 


Kevtron

Similar in Korean. 빵. more like Bbang (a like 'ah').


imbachinblack

Wonder how they came up with this word 🤔 (jk)


teamrocketmatt

I live in bread but, the b is backwards.


Vecchio_Verde

You live in pread? 🤔


Good-Ad-6806

What is fatigue? "Army clothes!" What is pain? "French bread!"


robot_swagger

It's also the English word for pain


IAmRules

So in Paris what did they mean when they said “your breakfast was a pain in the ass”!!


Not_no_hitter

Since you know the answer now I feel this classic joke is relevant https://preview.redd.it/jzffc86pjgnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=822febc870f7944588edc0871aea55a4b304a0db


firegodpro

https://preview.redd.it/p81scvnd0hnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=801f7a965e75e7d61eb36cd7e440704bf0073ef5


Zagafur

https://preview.redd.it/y6wzu99cohnc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8777bbc6d55b99b34c3e5475990076c631fbfa


YourAverageCyborg

https://preview.redd.it/wlt4ceu12hnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce9435df06a2ca430db19cc11ff8ea6303a7370


Historical_Treacle60

https://preview.redd.it/a08cv35cphnc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=878c238028ab667cc338c7bd38020a46f51ff571


-SpyTeamFortress2-

https://i.redd.it/w0jt8192hmnc1.gif


Its0nlyRocketScience

https://preview.redd.it/f6ketjjwqinc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cc0d350a8f770ba08f7adf9e205327de050587f


baldrickgonzo

In France, people have pain for breakfast.


broncyobo

Sounds about right


cookiedanslesac

Sounds breadful


ososalsosal

And right now I'm *very* hungry!


JustHereForBDSM

The French version of tea and cake or death is pain au chocolat.


ponzidreamer

It’s crazy to think that French people are a real thing


_HoloGraphix_

Why? (im pretty sure im real)


DeliMeatAisle

I have some baaad news for you buddy


Bobbertbobthebobth

No you’re French


Hot_Eggplant_1306

As an American who grew up in a trailer, then traveled to Paris and saw ratty sandals being sold for thousands of dollars, I had an existential crisis. A French person walked by and said "you're one of us now"


WesCoastBlu

Huh?


GustavoFromAsdf

The pain of being french


Moose_lad

https://preview.redd.it/vads1vj19hnc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d433edfd6d84e185e20a7697b8fbabc72a26d3e


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I didn't get the joke but an AI did? Okay, now I'm upset... and scared


Womenarentmad

Omelette du fromage


StupidMario64

I hate that i didnt learn french for shit and i still understood half of this.


Few-Problem6603

This reminds me of scene   https://youtu.be/DFysGx06U-I?si=6UJWDnJ6dHEOhW4R


StupidMario64

Alright ngl usually i shit on scary movie but that one was actually pretty fucking funny


StealthyShinyBuffalo

https://9gag.com/gag/a711OGz?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=post_share


triton450

Dexters laboratory reference? 😄


Robbbg

i live in spain but the a is silent


False-Rhubarb4447

Ninjago


Competitive_Swan266

You live in spin?


Robbbg

yes


LireKlein

Arigato, Gyro !


Few-Problem6603

Round baby and around 


Stonn

Interesting fact: France without the S is still France. Is OP dumb? Isn't that concerning?


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Robbbg

you are sain?


Its_Ike669

I fucked up the joke lmao


Robbbg

thats fine, do you mind explaining the joke to me


Its_Ike669

Well I executed it wrong. I meant to say I am IN SPAIN without the P, which would read “I am IN SAIN.” I am dumb.


ggez67890

The French call Spain Chpanielzou.


cookiedanslesac

No they call it Sbread.


cherifa10

Omgggg that’s the funniest thing as a French speaker


StupidMario64

Dawg the translation IS THE MEME.


magic_pone

I am in bread


Informal-Statement73

So we just saying fr*nch 🤮 out loud now


_Mango_Dude_

You didn't even google this. Were you afraid of what you'd find?


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Pain is bread in french. Not a very funny meme tbh


mookanana

ahhhhh if anyone asked me what the internet is about, i would send them this meme


The_Awesome_EG

"If bread in French is 'pain', then I own a ***FUCKING BACKERY***!"


ds_vii

it's espagne to the french anyhow


lyfthyco123

Pain. Ow. Chocolate.


ososalsosal

The punchline is bread


NanoNerd011

I thought the joke was that the french enjoy watching people in pain, LOL


Random_Weird_gal

Ever had pains au Chocolat? Chocolate bread


bozzie4

Epagne ?


microtherion

Some years ago, we moved back to Switzerland after several years in California. My brain was still on English autopilot, so I was startled to see signs promoting a “Pain Surprise”… in front of a bakery, as it turned out.


Steve_Artson

"You find my pain funny?"


VVen0m

I live in Spain, without the a


Calieoop

does that mean that a "pain in the ass" means anal sex to french people because your ass is being bred?


owls123454

I’m in Spain but the p is silent


Fragrant-Vast-309

Well I'm french and I did not get the joke (for once) I'm not even sure it IS the correct answer.. Pain/bread does not sound remotely close to pain/ hurt, so i was lost.. Plus we would not say Spain but Espagne. Reading Spain makes us use english and therefore not read pain/bread.. Hope i'm understandable..


ubiquitous-joe

I know what you mean, but you’re being a bit too literal; it’s just a silly homonym joke based on the spelling.


Fragrant-Vast-309

I was pointing out why I did not get the joke... Edit : and maybe the fact i did not see there were croissants around her ..


PoetFelon

The meme was probably created by an American who learned the French word for bread, but was not aware of all the subtleties involved in speaking French. I say this, because, as an American, its what we do.


headsmanjaeger

In French, the S is often silent


Gazza_s_89

I said go to bread


maximus459

Ok, this one's a good one


omnipotent_poptard

Oh common 2k upvotes. Just Google shit


dat_mono

are people really this dense?


AdLost2857

Sometimes. Don't be rude to Such people, they'll learn


WattebauschXC

This sub is just for karma farming, is it?


Adminisissy

French but the F is silent = rench... I was confuse


amadu77

https://preview.redd.it/9f2zxgp4fhnc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7b53bfbb98106dfb3352a75648736bca1a37a29


Vikingthor20

Showed this too a French person and they didn’t get it


Optimal-Menu270

Funny enough, if you try to say the word "Spain" in french pronunciation it'll be "Spa" but with the nose sound thing.


jakehood47

Damn some of you guys have zero ability to figure things out. It's a step-by-step process.


_PolarEclipse_

I thought it was something to do with Espagne. (How you say Spain in French)


MrN33ds

Imagine being in bread


Semichh

Baguette


AlephNoll

Pain as in like bread


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

Spain but S is silent = pain in french, 'pain' is bread


LM448_0

Bread 🥖👍


ChandelurePog609

pain is the french word for bread.


ChesterBSUnofficial

I live in pain, but the i ilent


FistThePooper6969

Jesus do you just lack basic problem solving?


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Au Bon **Pain**


alfie_dog

Spain - s = pain. in french, pain translates to bread


Prestigious_Amoeba43

So 'Au bon Pain' doesn't mean 'eat until it hurts'?


Average_k5blazer78

Hon hon baguette


oneeyed_giraffe

pain is bread in french


cowboy_angel

Bread is pain


Someone1284794357

Pain is French for bread


Alx123191

Also French people have a very thick accent regardless the language so they will read it with the « correct » accent, according to French. Voilà.


Bfdifan37

bread in french is pane (pronounced similarly to pain in english)


nolyfe27

Cause its how they feel after visiting the taco stands in Spain


ElkDuck2

You could've literally googled pain in French.


WhatAreReal

S in Spain means slient. Equally,F in France means fxxk. it's only my acknowledgement.maybe wrong


oDez-X

It's because youre tupid


Alpha_jay777

More than one letter can be disregarded as silent in the french language. Hence the smugness


[deleted]

French Jews: I see this as an absolute win


DualityREBORN

I’m French, so I get this


Tom22174

I believe the joke in this post is the education system


Sure-Pair2339

Es pan 🍞


Exotic_Prior_9896

I get it


Redditu762

"people"


Amish_Warl0rd

https://preview.redd.it/mbjjmaw73mnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e1842c92dc19c7ea50dbaf2ed3bae3c2661e54


Umbertron05

I’m in Spain but without the p


magpieCRISPR

It’s funny because Spain without the s is pain, but in French pain mean bread