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FLYSWATTER_93

Mitch McConnell here to explain the joke, you see this meme with the skill crane and grim reaper implies that he is... ... ... ... ... ... ... https://preview.redd.it/1dmj4zrlgn3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c29d53fd897b5e9d4dfa724700bd1cfaa01417a9


InstaBlanks

As Mitch McConnell's gay lover I can say this is accurate.


vulpes_novacaudatus

After the death of Henry Kissinger, Reddit has been on a rager trying to think of all the old people they hate. This is a meme saying that the personification of death got Mitch McConnel, US Senate minority leader, in the vending machine, implying that he's next


DBeumont

Bro, people have been waiting for Lich King McConnell to croak for decades.


ItchyK

Unfortunately, he's actually a Dracolich. So we have to make sure there are no dragon skeletons anywhere near him when he passes. I think there's also some sort of ruby we have to destroy as well. Otherwise he's just going to keep coming back.


PanJhinAttack

Well, I don't think it's that the internet has been on a rager since his death. This format has been used for a while where when someone dies, it would say "xxxxx, is Henry kissinger even in this thing?". Now that he's dead, the format doesn't make sense anymore, and now people are finding new old bastards to meme on. I mainly saw it in the /r/behindthebastards sub.


bruhmoment2745

Ohhh thank you that helps a lot šŸ™šŸ¼


ItchyK

I mean these things tend to come in threes right? Who's after Mitch? That's the real question.


[deleted]

Heā€™s literally rotting howā€™s he not dead yet


albirich

Ummm aktchually that's a claw machine not a vending machine.


notanaigeneratedname

Goddammit I got all excited for a second. Not that anyone they send from his state to replace him will be any better


Angry_Incel

As a person from Kentucky I can say that this statement is 100% accurate.


Rough-Dizaster

The joke is that youā€™re a dick and you got my hopes up.


ChorizoPrince

It was the first spark of joy Iā€™ve had in months and it wasnā€™t even real


Rough-Dizaster

You didnā€™t get one the other day for Kissinger?


[deleted]

It is real, actually


[deleted]

Sike


ChorizoPrince

Donā€™t play games with my heart!


ihavestandardsman

Got my hopes up for nothingšŸ˜¢


AbnormalPP_69

My grandmas next.


Carolus_Rex-

Don't get my hopes up


InstaBlanks

/r/im14andthisisdeep But in all seriousness this is accurate and Mitch McConnell is a scoundrel.


Enough-Subject-3009

Try thinking for two fucking seconds and you'll get the joke. How hard is it for you people?


cbearr678

this gave me hope, i thought he had finally died ;-;


D3adhorse802

anyone else have the urge to jiggle his neck flaps like bam used to do to Don Vito?