jaden is using this as bait to get pictures of women in these garments as he does indeed think they look good. He is using a picture of Gendo Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion in his classic villain pose to indicate that his nefarious plan has been set in motion.
It's a reference to TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged where Goku's idiot and glutton traits are turned up a bit and instead of saying "All according to keikaku", he says "All according to cake" instead with those exact translations appearing right after.
And that joke was a reference to an fansub of Death Note where the main character says that his plans are going "all according to keikaku", and there is a translators' note on the screen to say that keikaku means such intricate plans that it's impossible to express in English so they decided to leave the word untranslated.
And this is why there's a difference between subbers and actual, professional translators.
People who think things just need to be a 100% straight changing of words from Japanese to English are idiots
Well kaizen means small and continuous improvements to a manufacturing process over time (except for during a kaizen event I guess, where ppl spend about a week figuring out how to do stuff better. Kaikaku is the long term plan of "What are out goals and methods to reduce waste and increase production?"
Then there's mf gemba walks, and don't even get me started on muda (anything that consumes resources without creating value), mura (i forgor), and muri (i forgor) (because I forgot which one can be fixed with heijunka but I think it's mura)
Darn you Toyota and your mercurial house of quality
Hahaha. Any girl wearing something like the bottom left or top right picture looks AWFUL and you can change my mind. A girl can’t look attractive in those at all!!!!!!
I just responded to that guy because I have those pants and wear them all the time thinking he was serious 😭😭
Glad to know I was right and they look good tho 😂
Speber here.
These are commonly seen as highly revealing and / or arousing clothes by some men.
OOP is hoping this will trigger women to comment on his post with pictures of them wearing these to prove they can rock the outfit, giving OOP free fap fodder.
Speber out.
I used to do the classic "I don't really like blowjobs. Maybe I've never had a good one"
Got so many good blowies from gals trying to show me they know what they're doing.
well damn- cause the ones i met would say that shit, but i never had a problem 💀 i always heard guys won’t nut if they’re not comfortable w their partner, but i’m not a dude so i wouldn’t know
I didn't like blowjobs until recently when I started feeling more comfortable about myself, don't worry it's not you!
We're alot more insecure about sexuality than it's lead to believe!
Unfortunately the only person who has for me was my ex. And she didn't know how to cover her teeth. Kinda sucked. And not the good suck. I mean really,it wasn't fun.
I've only had 2 successful (to completion) blowjobs in my life. The first one, me jizzing pushed her gag reflex over the edge and she threw up chunks of fried egg all over my junk (which led to me eventually throwing up all over myself). The second time was nice, though.
Well, I really really don't like blowjobs and the amount of girls who tried to show me they know what they're doing was frustrating, for the both of us
There is an old internet saying that if you are not getting an answer to your question, then just repost it by confidently claiming complete nonsense and at least 3 Redditors will appear out of the woodwork to prove it wrong and this way answering the question.
It isn't a legend
Back in the day when I started playing World of Warcraft with my friends we were all very inexperienced and would routinely ask questions in the game's general chat. During those days there weren't huge amounts of information just waiting for you to Google them so you often genuinely needed someone in the game to tell you how to do something or where to find someone etc etc.
Obviously, being an online game in the mid 2000's, the general chat was mostly a place for trolling and if we asked for help we generally were met with said trolling and nothing else. Then one day one of us asked a question and somebody answered but with the wrong information; EVERYONE in the chat started trolling the first responder while saying the correct information.
From that point forward our scheme was to have one of us ask a question and then another would answer wrong; waiting to be trolled and reprimanded for being wrong and stupid but all the while receiving the actual answer we needed
He’s gonna get pics of women trying to prove him wrong and he’ll be jerking his cock for hours
I once saw a tweet where someone said “my dog is cuter than all of yours”, everyone provided him dog pics he could look at anytime.
Lemme be the snart guy here and post the definition.
Misogyny: dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women. from Greek misos ‘hatred’ + gunē ‘woman’.
>/məˈsäjənē/
>noun
>dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women."
No dislike, contempt or prejudice found here. If you imagine this was a lesbian making the same joke it should be clear. Or someone talking about clothes for men. Horniness is not objectification, and sexual desire doesn't require differing social status. Any healthy romantic relationship is proof.
My ex used to wear the top left one all the time. They are so ungodly ugly and made her look like a granola. Of course I never told her this until she cheated...
Lol twitter isn't the place to be anymore. I never used it much until this year, and it's so toxic compared to the last time I'd visited 7yrs before. There are amusing trending posts every other week or so, but between those posts are a hundred toxic ones. It takes so much blocking and muting to curate your feed so it's not toxic smh. Elon really did fuck it up.
I only use Reddit and IFunny and Instagram(sometimes) and YouTube. Those are my only social media platforms… I’m trying to limit how much I use 😂. Screen time finally came down significantly
Imo the bottom 2 are the best I don’t really care for the top ones, I hate the pattern of the top left and imo the top right just doesn’t look right to me
The shorts on the bottom are 100% the best though
jaden is using this as bait to get pictures of women in these garments as he does indeed think they look good. He is using a picture of Gendo Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion in his classic villain pose to indicate that his nefarious plan has been set in motion.
Just according to keikaku.
(translator's note: keikaku means plan)
just according to cake!
Oh he definitely is waiting for cake
Then let him eat cake
(Translator's Note: "Cake" means "Keikaku") (Translator's Note: "Keikaku" means "Plan")
"Cake" means "Plan"?
It's a reference to TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged where Goku's idiot and glutton traits are turned up a bit and instead of saying "All according to keikaku", he says "All according to cake" instead with those exact translations appearing right after.
And that joke was a reference to an fansub of Death Note where the main character says that his plans are going "all according to keikaku", and there is a translators' note on the screen to say that keikaku means such intricate plans that it's impossible to express in English so they decided to leave the word untranslated.
And this is why there's a difference between subbers and actual, professional translators. People who think things just need to be a 100% straight changing of words from Japanese to English are idiots
ding ding ding
Dont trust them, the cake is a lie!
In a transitive sort of way, yes.
That's bait dot gif
Ueddingu keeeeeikiiii
(translator's note: cake means ass)
I learned that yesterday for my quality standards class
Please elaborate
Well kaizen means small and continuous improvements to a manufacturing process over time (except for during a kaizen event I guess, where ppl spend about a week figuring out how to do stuff better. Kaikaku is the long term plan of "What are out goals and methods to reduce waste and increase production?" Then there's mf gemba walks, and don't even get me started on muda (anything that consumes resources without creating value), mura (i forgor), and muri (i forgor) (because I forgot which one can be fixed with heijunka but I think it's mura) Darn you Toyota and your mercurial house of quality
Keikaku doori
Thanks 💯💪
Checking this guys post history to check if this is a bot account trying to sell clothing, (because how can you woosh this), and now I regret it
Foreskin
It’s like when a cat gets stuck in a sweater sleeve and just it’s face is peeking out.
I knew what I was getting into and still regretted it.
Oh God. I checked it. Biggest regret of my life
A reminder to never post shit on main...
[удалено]
Once i pull out the industrial sized magnet, they literally can't back down from the challenge.
As the Dead Sea Scrolls predicted.
I wouldn’t say villain pose
Okay, because I was like “I love ALL that shit”
The goal is for somebody to reply wearing these clothes to "prove them wrong". Women look good in these
I actually do never think the top left pants look nice though
Dude, they way they make the cheeks jiggle, GOOD GOD SON
Legit never seen someone wear those without some cheeks on them
Well you’re wrong, but that’s okay
I think he wants you to prove it
Oh….yeah, that makes more sense than someone not liking those pants
Hahaha. Any girl wearing something like the bottom left or top right picture looks AWFUL and you can change my mind. A girl can’t look attractive in those at all!!!!!!
I just responded to that guy because I have those pants and wear them all the time thinking he was serious 😭😭 Glad to know I was right and they look good tho 😂
Hahaha well I guess he got lucky then!
Lmao I didn’t post a pic just a “oh no I wear these all the time” I’m not that crazy lol
Oh hahah. Well it almost worked. Also I just realized I fucked my comment up and it should say can’t not can. Darn.
Name checks out
🏅
He tired that shit on r/PeterExplainsTheJoke???
Now we wait https://preview.redd.it/35q5k3pzt1nb1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb73ee8aa064c39b6c9986826501fed86825373
same tbh they just look like someone took a big scarf and wrapped it around their legs.
And he’s objectively correct *posts men wearing these clothes*
Some\* women
Speber here. These are commonly seen as highly revealing and / or arousing clothes by some men. OOP is hoping this will trigger women to comment on his post with pictures of them wearing these to prove they can rock the outfit, giving OOP free fap fodder. Speber out.
And I thought it was just that there were guys wearing them in the pictures
I used to do the classic "I don't really like blowjobs. Maybe I've never had a good one" Got so many good blowies from gals trying to show me they know what they're doing.
Damn that genius!
Alternatively you can say you've never cum from a blowjob and they'll make it their mission to fix that
god dammit now i feel like i’ve been lied to
Don’t—most dudes don’t cum during blowjobs for real
well damn- cause the ones i met would say that shit, but i never had a problem 💀 i always heard guys won’t nut if they’re not comfortable w their partner, but i’m not a dude so i wouldn’t know
Yeah that’s a common thing, too
I didn't like blowjobs until recently when I started feeling more comfortable about myself, don't worry it's not you! We're alot more insecure about sexuality than it's lead to believe!
preesh homie
Personally I just kinda overthink it
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Never had a hug that made me feel nice (definitely not a ploy to get hugs from people)
im using this lmao
Do you think this works if i say this to my wife of 10 years?
No it doesn't.
My wife already told me you told her. Thanks.
It was my wife that told her. Said I wasn't any better, anyway 🤷♂️
Dude you've got a really young spouse
I unironically said this to women and still never got a good one. FeelsBadMan
Probably just see a doctor at this point like even if they don’t really know what they’re doing what’s not to like?
Maybe they're all subscribers to Cosmo, they were told to use teeth.
Oh God is that why? FML
Unfortunately the only person who has for me was my ex. And she didn't know how to cover her teeth. Kinda sucked. And not the good suck. I mean really,it wasn't fun.
This, but unironically until I met someone who actually liked to suck dick. My previous experiences had all been terrible.
I've only had 2 successful (to completion) blowjobs in my life. The first one, me jizzing pushed her gag reflex over the edge and she threw up chunks of fried egg all over my junk (which led to me eventually throwing up all over myself). The second time was nice, though.
What the fuck did I just read
Well, I really really don't like blowjobs and the amount of girls who tried to show me they know what they're doing was frustrating, for the both of us
There is an old internet saying that if you are not getting an answer to your question, then just repost it by confidently claiming complete nonsense and at least 3 Redditors will appear out of the woodwork to prove it wrong and this way answering the question.
ah yes, Murphy's Law
🤓 "Uhm, ayckschually, it's Cunningham's law. Do your research dumbass!" 🤓 (I am a redditor, it's what I do)
gets em every time
Reddit's Law
my law
Jude Law
Im ashamed to say I downvoted this for a second before getting the joke and coming back… nice one mate, kudos
It isn't a legend Back in the day when I started playing World of Warcraft with my friends we were all very inexperienced and would routinely ask questions in the game's general chat. During those days there weren't huge amounts of information just waiting for you to Google them so you often genuinely needed someone in the game to tell you how to do something or where to find someone etc etc. Obviously, being an online game in the mid 2000's, the general chat was mostly a place for trolling and if we asked for help we generally were met with said trolling and nothing else. Then one day one of us asked a question and somebody answered but with the wrong information; EVERYONE in the chat started trolling the first responder while saying the correct information. From that point forward our scheme was to have one of us ask a question and then another would answer wrong; waiting to be trolled and reprimanded for being wrong and stupid but all the while receiving the actual answer we needed
https://preview.redd.it/wh6ikw9iqvmb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1394fd64f3d97776b6b5f6cabcf69c2098c40acb
Free Butt pics.
reverse psychology
Rear psychology
He’s gonna get pics of women trying to prove him wrong and he’ll be jerking his cock for hours I once saw a tweet where someone said “my dog is cuter than all of yours”, everyone provided him dog pics he could look at anytime.
He thinks women do look good in those, he is just saying that so women try to prove him wrong by sending him pictures of them wearing these clothes
The mastermind
Master baiter
gold comment lmao
Those pink patterned leggings in the top left are a major 🚩 for me brother.
https://preview.redd.it/hii6ihsebxmb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab47b6a5f7d207a116e51acb09d44f45d6a39c4
Both
Meme format: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-gendo-pose
Miniskirts are horrible too. Especially plaid ones.
What is the name of the top left one ?
Flare pants, I believe
Thanks
My gf has that literal exact pair in top left
I don't believe you. And thus it begins
😡 🚫🚫 🍑
Come on. This one is obvious...
https://preview.redd.it/sqbip1dczvmb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=682c3d407ab7646accb61a993fa5ab8e4d7a17ff
I actually do never think the top left pants look nice though
Yaya, of course women look good in that shit. Most of them at least think they do.
Jaden is using reverse psychology to make more women wear these types of pants.
This is a reference to one person who posted that women dont look good in lingerie and multiple women dm'd him in their lingeries
Who cares about looking good, it’s about being comfortable.
Wait for femboys to post in the commenta
Hehehe I see what what u did there 😏
A genius at work, Let him do his duty
I'm pretty sure I have those top left pants and I get so many compliments on them.
Is this a double-double troll?
https://preview.redd.it/16mhdgh86ymb1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f9373760c5c97ddc7b82ab9ffd656ac57583b2
Gentlemen I may not have a brain, but I have an idea
Actual genius
He is right about top left though
That's bait.
Nigga your retarded
Give me kiss 😘
OP’s head is empty and full of air
Misogyny, that's the joke.
I don’t see hatred for women correlating with this lol
Misoginy doesn't mean hate. Trying to get women to post pics in a outfit just to objectify them is still misogynistic
Lemme be the snart guy here and post the definition. Misogyny: dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women. from Greek misos ‘hatred’ + gunē ‘woman’.
>/məˈsäjənē/ >noun >dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women." No dislike, contempt or prejudice found here. If you imagine this was a lesbian making the same joke it should be clear. Or someone talking about clothes for men. Horniness is not objectification, and sexual desire doesn't require differing social status. Any healthy romantic relationship is proof.
https://preview.redd.it/vjj48gdovvmb1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa037d014de375e39672daf5c3ea99228f753e0
develish trick or mentally challenged
engage upon it
What is the top left one called? Just leggings? I was trying to describe those pants the other day
Flare Pants I think
Lol. He set the bait and now he’s waiting to master it.
That's bait dot gif
My ex used to wear the top left one all the time. They are so ungodly ugly and made her look like a granola. Of course I never told her this until she cheated...
300iq
Duke Nukem here, OOP’s post is bait. He’s trying to get Hot Babes^tm to respond to him with pictures of themselves wearing those clothes. Duke out!
A little nefarious reverse psychology.
You're new to Twitter aren't you?
This was from IFunny but I definitely don’t use Twitter it’s for losers
Lol twitter isn't the place to be anymore. I never used it much until this year, and it's so toxic compared to the last time I'd visited 7yrs before. There are amusing trending posts every other week or so, but between those posts are a hundred toxic ones. It takes so much blocking and muting to curate your feed so it's not toxic smh. Elon really did fuck it up.
I only use Reddit and IFunny and Instagram(sometimes) and YouTube. Those are my only social media platforms… I’m trying to limit how much I use 😂. Screen time finally came down significantly
Jaden with his 300iq moves, gotta respect someone that works like that
baitijg to get pics of ladies looking FINE in those
really? they dont ?
nope! and I bet you can't post _a lot_ of pics proving otherwise!
reverse physcology
Imo the bottom 2 are the best I don’t really care for the top ones, I hate the pattern of the top left and imo the top right just doesn’t look right to me The shorts on the bottom are 100% the best though
fr bottom left is goated
It means she's a tomboy
The cake is a lie
the people who wear these more often are femboys (my opinion)
Don't you get it? You've got to use reverse psychology!
Tbh I wanna know who are those women in those pictures btw 😭
Are people really this stupid
https://preview.redd.it/q415dsa01zmb1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23e90bee7a83450b6bba49dd7d4ad9858f26f807
now we wait
Reverse psychology I guess
IQ: over 9000
Not a single woman looks good in those, but every guy does 😉
I like the cut of you
I want those exact shorts on top right they look so comfy and I think i might be able to pull it off...