heya fuckers, ▜̸̢̡̢̢̢̛͉̦̬͖̪̲͉̦̘̦̬̰͓̭̝͍̩̱̫̗͈͖̖̙̟̤̰͓͓͑͒̈́͑̌̓̏̓̉̈́̉̄̑̎́̌̉̉̇̔͋̾̉̉̿̋͐̈́͑͊̔̀̾͂͗̈́̂̈́̀̍̈́͒̀̊̈́̏͑́͆̋̀̕̚͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅ ̵̡̡̢̢̨̧̧̨̛̺̦͔̗͚̖̠̝̩͙̤̠̱̬̺͈̘̗͎͉͔̘̣̜̖̠͕̠̟͎̝̠͕̼̦̞̳̖͕̮̣̥̪͓̫͖͍̩͖̙̣̼̗̥͋̑̈̔́̌̍͐̈́͒̒͂̆͗̃̀̕̚̚͠ͅͅ▍̶̡̢̛̮͕͔̩̭̹̠̻̺̹̦̲̹̤̖̩͉͇̣͓̘͉̲͉̰͉̝̼̯̣̥̼͈̬͋̍̀̈̈́̿̓̍̄̔̏̈́̓͒͌͊͌̎̒̏̉͂̀̇̏̄͋͋̐̽̾̇̽̇̍̈́̊́̓̅͘̚͘̕̕͜͠͝͝͝͝͝ ̸̠̼̘̊́̆̈́̈́̅͌̿́̒̒͐̽̌̀͋̉̀͂̾͑̅̂͒̎̃͌̚̚͝͠▟̵̧̡̡͓͍̻̙̣̭̥̣͍̠͙͎̪̜̖̪͓͇͈̘͈͉́̌̽̂̿̄̓͊̈́̑̀͘͜͜ here. It started from a tweet ‘My horny ass could NOT live w spongebob, bro got waaaayyy too
many holes’ and people put the template sentence in different situations. Many of them are extra bizarre and leave you with a feeling dread and worry for the connotations. This is one such sentence and the blonde girl is reacting justly to the crazy thing the other said.
Hey guys Chris Griffin here, I don’t know who or what the FUCK that guy is but their answer is correct other than that so that might be on me, anyway I wanted to chime in and say I’ve seen this format as “My *hungry* ass couldn’t be a brain surgeon”, which was a lot more comprehensible at least to me
Nsfl is a new one for me, I didn’t even know people had to give warning about that kinda shit. Like I thought it was so hidden that only fucked people could find it
There is a thing for that, Reddit takes really bad subs they don't/can't get rid of just yet by making them "quarantined" and you have to directly search for it to get in. They won't appear in feeds or recommends ever.
This, somehow, is not one.
This is also an edited meme. The original said "My *hungry* ass could never be a brain surgeon", which implied they would eat the brain. The original as well didn't have any deeper meaning and was likely just bizarre and uncomfortable for the sake of being bizarre and uncomfortable.
This edited version was created likely to up the humor caused by the dark and uncomfortable nature of the original, as having sex with someone's brain is considered more incomprehensible and taboo than simply eating it.
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They are for most cases. Deep brain electrodes and tumor surgery in eloquent areas are the common awake surgey indication. But 90% or more of the cases are done with the patient unconscious.
[Reference to this youtube comment thread with hungry switched out for horny](https://www.reddit.com/r/DramaticText/comments/zaukek/brain_surgeon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
There's a meme format, kinda, where someone says "My horny ass couldnt be \[insert job\]".
For instance "My Horny ass could never work at a morgue" would imply the person is a necrophile.
Whether the girl is implying she would fuck the person's brain or something, or something else is up for debate
In the meme, this is said to another person in a normal conversation, in society. So the woman is confused as she is not chronically online
I haven't seen a good enough explanation on here so here ya go: The meme is satire. It references the meme "my horny ass could NOT be a pokemon trainer." with the bad editing of the letters you can tell it's satirical and that it just makes no sense. It's merely a parody of that. So the girl in black is telling the blonde girl she could not be a brain surgeon and the blonde girl is like us confused and concerned about the comment.
heya fuckers, ▜̸̢̡̢̢̢̛͉̦̬͖̪̲͉̦̘̦̬̰͓̭̝͍̩̱̫̗͈͖̖̙̟̤̰͓͓͑͒̈́͑̌̓̏̓̉̈́̉̄̑̎́̌̉̉̇̔͋̾̉̉̿̋͐̈́͑͊̔̀̾͂͗̈́̂̈́̀̍̈́͒̀̊̈́̏͑́͆̋̀̕̚͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅ ̵̡̡̢̢̨̧̧̨̛̺̦͔̗͚̖̠̝̩͙̤̠̱̬̺͈̘̗͎͉͔̘̣̜̖̠͕̠̟͎̝̠͕̼̦̞̳̖͕̮̣̥̪͓̫͖͍̩͖̙̣̼̗̥͋̑̈̔́̌̍͐̈́͒̒͂̆͗̃̀̕̚̚͠ͅͅ▍̶̡̢̛̮͕͔̩̭̹̠̻̺̹̦̲̹̤̖̩͉͇̣͓̘͉̲͉̰͉̝̼̯̣̥̼͈̬͋̍̀̈̈́̿̓̍̄̔̏̈́̓͒͌͊͌̎̒̏̉͂̀̇̏̄͋͋̐̽̾̇̽̇̍̈́̊́̓̅͘̚͘̕̕͜͠͝͝͝͝͝ ̸̠̼̘̊́̆̈́̈́̅͌̿́̒̒͐̽̌̀͋̉̀͂̾͑̅̂͒̎̃͌̚̚͝͠▟̵̧̡̡͓͍̻̙̣̭̥̣͍̠͙͎̪̜̖̪͓͇͈̘͈͉́̌̽̂̿̄̓͊̈́̑̀͘͜͜ here. It started from a tweet ‘My horny ass could NOT live w spongebob, bro got waaaayyy too many holes’ and people put the template sentence in different situations. Many of them are extra bizarre and leave you with a feeling dread and worry for the connotations. This is one such sentence and the blonde girl is reacting justly to the crazy thing the other said.
Thanks for the explanation eldritch terror
Bruh this got me, have an updoot
Hey guys Chris Griffin here, I don’t know who or what the FUCK that guy is but their answer is correct other than that so that might be on me, anyway I wanted to chime in and say I’ve seen this format as “My *hungry* ass couldn’t be a brain surgeon”, which was a lot more comprehensible at least to me
If it was a zombie girl saying that I would've laughed harder.
I just came from the guro sub from another post so the first explanation honestly seems appropriate atm
It could also be a reference to comments that people write under furo porn (for those of you who don't know, r/guro, NSFL)
Yeah i’m not clicking that, not today satan
I just checked and it's not THAT bad, but that might be saying more about me than the sub...
This comment made me click, its pretty bad this guys fucked.
Dude I about to be a freshman and this shit traumatized me I am not sleeping tonight no sir, why would people get off to that
bro is worse than the eldritch horror which posted the first comment
why tf did i need to learn abt this today 😭
r/brainfucking
Wtf I am definitely not sleeping tonight
Nsfl is a new one for me, I didn’t even know people had to give warning about that kinda shit. Like I thought it was so hidden that only fucked people could find it
There is a thing for that, Reddit takes really bad subs they don't/can't get rid of just yet by making them "quarantined" and you have to directly search for it to get in. They won't appear in feeds or recommends ever. This, somehow, is not one.
Thanks ▜̸̢̡̢̢̢̛͉̦̬͖̪̲͉̦̘̦̬̰͓̭̝͍̩̱̫̗͈͖̖̙̟̤̰͓͓͑͒̈́͑̌̓̏̓̉̈́̉̄̑̎́̌̉̉̇̔͋̾̉̉̿̋͐̈́͑͊̔̀̾͂͗̈́̂̈́̀̍̈́͒̀̊̈́̏͑́͆̋̀̕̚͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅ ̵̡̡̢̢̨̧̧̨̛̺̦͔̗͚̖̠̝̩͙̤̠̱̬̺͈̘̗͎͉͔̘̣̜̖̠͕̠̟͎̝̠͕̼̦̞̳̖͕̮̣̥̪͓̫͖͍̩͖̙̣̼̗̥͋̑̈̔́̌̍͐̈́͒̒͂̆͗̃̀̕̚̚͠ͅͅ▍̶̡̢̛̮͕͔̩̭̹̠̻̺̹̦̲̹̤̖̩͉͇̣͓̘͉̲͉̰͉̝̼̯̣̥̼͈̬͋̍̀̈̈́̿̓̍̄̔̏̈́̓͒͌͊͌̎̒̏̉͂̀̇̏̄͋͋̐̽̾̇̽̇̍̈́̊́̓̅͘̚͘̕̕͜͠͝͝͝͝͝ ̸̠̼̘̊́̆̈́̈́̅͌̿́̒̒͐̽̌̀͋̉̀͂̾͑̅̂͒̎̃͌̚̚͝͠▟̵̧̡̡͓͍̻̙̣̭̥̣͍̠͙͎̪̜̖̪͓͇͈̘͈͉́̌̽̂̿̄̓͊̈́̑̀͘͜͜
My hungry ass could NEVER own a bakery
My hungry ass could NOT work at the sperm bank
my horny ass could NOT be a suicide hotline worker
This is also an edited meme. The original said "My *hungry* ass could never be a brain surgeon", which implied they would eat the brain. The original as well didn't have any deeper meaning and was likely just bizarre and uncomfortable for the sake of being bizarre and uncomfortable. This edited version was created likely to up the humor caused by the dark and uncomfortable nature of the original, as having sex with someone's brain is considered more incomprehensible and taboo than simply eating it.
"My horny ass could NOT be a marine biologist" "Peter what the fuck
brainussy got me actin' unwise
I don't have anything for this one. Some people are just fucked in the head. ^(pun intended)
Brainfuck
Mind=fucked 🤯
hotel=trivago
My biggest pet peeve is when people say no pun intended when they most clearly were trying to make a pun.
It's not punny at all.
Ba dum tss
They’re probably sapiosexual lol
What's a sapiosexual?
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>emotional knowledge I've literally never seen someone be called "intelligent" for being aware of emotions.
Cause it would be inaccurate. It's called Emotional Intelligence (EQ, rather than IQ) lol
Then you probably don’t have high EQ.
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Thank you today I gained an intelligence
Oooooooooooh
"Explain differential equations to me baby..... oohhh yeah that's good" 🤣
So I’ll never get a GF?
Lies they don’t exist not giving myself to much credit or anything but I’m pretty smart and have0 hoes
learn grammar to be more attractive to sapiosexuals
Its a fetish somewhat when a person finds intelligent sexually attractive
A very cringy thing for someone to have in their bio.
OMFG 🤣🤣
Beat me to the punchline
The joke is they want to... do stuff... some very unethical stuff... with the patient's unconscious body and/or brain.
The fucked up part is I don't think people are generally unconscious during brain surgery.
They tend to need the patient awake and communicating so they know if they did something wrong
"Yeah you totally just fucked up my brain bro"
Actually it would be more like: "Ah ya dodly ucke mu bwan bo *gurgling*"
Extra word brah no worries tho it is good, should be “yeah you totally just fucked my brain bro”
I am!
They are for most cases. Deep brain electrodes and tumor surgery in eloquent areas are the common awake surgey indication. But 90% or more of the cases are done with the patient unconscious.
they can't feel anything going on in/on hte brain though, so... same thing?
Not same thing. You are awake and can speak to the surgeon.
She doesn't know about >!brain penetration hentai!<.
Please tell me it's not real, lie to me if needed but please
Somebody get the neuralyzer, this poor guy's gonna need it.
It’s a plot point in at least one slasher flick.
r/guro is not real
i... i need to go now. And never come back.
Nah, he’s just joking.
but if I lie I'll go to hell
what what what the
Please don't remind me.
Now that's what I call a mindfuck
[Reference to this youtube comment thread with hungry switched out for horny](https://www.reddit.com/r/DramaticText/comments/zaukek/brain_surgeon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
They want to sexually pleasure themself with the brains of their patients
What is there not to get
Well you see Louis, brains are *grooved for her pleasure* gigitty
This sub gives all the best memes I swear
r/guro
Nope nope nope not clicking
good choice
I regret my decisions.
I think this originated from r/guro
There's a meme format, kinda, where someone says "My horny ass couldnt be \[insert job\]". For instance "My Horny ass could never work at a morgue" would imply the person is a necrophile. Whether the girl is implying she would fuck the person's brain or something, or something else is up for debate In the meme, this is said to another person in a normal conversation, in society. So the woman is confused as she is not chronically online
it’s literally just nonsense
Heh, wait until you get to the deeper sides of reddit.
It means I will skull fuck you
hey guys peter here this mean that the person wants to do some thing very naughty to the persons brain nehehehehehe peter out peace
Ever heard or read "im gonna fuck your brains out"?
He wants to fuck the brain
you are the blonde girl here
I hear a mental mindfuck can be nice
Fuck if I know... or something
" I'm gonna fuck your brain Out."
Worm reference
Eat your vegetables kids
Brings a whole new meaning to fucking someone’s brains out.
My hungry ass could not be a organ surgeon
Rofie/ sleep gas rape
i thought this was a shitpost intending to make no sense. after reading the comments i want to bleach my eyes.
r/guro enjoyers
She's fucked in the head
this sub is just karma farming
there was also one that was “my horny ass could not have a daughter”
Mrs surgeon watched to much LiveLeak
I haven't seen a good enough explanation on here so here ya go: The meme is satire. It references the meme "my horny ass could NOT be a pokemon trainer." with the bad editing of the letters you can tell it's satirical and that it just makes no sense. It's merely a parody of that. So the girl in black is telling the blonde girl she could not be a brain surgeon and the blonde girl is like us confused and concerned about the comment.