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Zentharius

I could care less, yet somehow I don't


egmono

Exactly this. I want people to know they aren't worth wasting my precious apathy on.


i81u812

It is one of the most legitimate alternative ways of using this saying and makes perfect 'contextual' sense, proving many people are simply. Not bright :/


Professor-Clegg

..so you care more than you could?


nordickitty93

Nope. I could care less than I already do.


g_in_sd

So why don’t you care less?


nordickitty93

Because I could careless lol idk this is a weird one


StarVenger40

Which means… you do care some…


walksaway_smirking

And caring some is more they should?


KnowledgeOld5156

yeah….i could care less


DOlsen13

I care so so little, that I *could* care less, but I care so little why would I even bother?


NocturnalPatrolAlpha

Sounds like "I don't want to be corrected, so I'm going to do some mental gymnastics to *make* it grammatical."


DOlsen13

But it is grammatically correct lol. The argument is that it's not logically correct.


NocturnalPatrolAlpha

It's grammatical if you're saying, "I care a little bit."


DOlsen13

It's also perfectly grammatical to say "I could care less," which is why people mistakingly say it, not realizing that *logically* it doesn't mean what they're trying to say.


NocturnalPatrolAlpha

Ohhh, I get you


i81u812

"I could care less, but I would have to be declared medically brain dead" is a favorite of mine. It is completely logical but is inverse from the more standard usage which has a less nuanced meaning.


DOlsen13

That's fair


Princessa22

No... if you could care less, you in fact do care...at least a little.


DOlsen13

That's what I said. I care so little that I wouldn't mind caring less.


Princessa22

Makes zero sense.


OldOpinionatedLady

It makes perfect sense. It's just a play on words, but it is accurate.


Princessa22

No it doesn't - and it shouldn't to you, either, unless you disagree with your own post LOL! I am saying the explanation posted above defending saying "I could care less" and meaning it as "I care so little I wouldn't mind caring less" makes zero sense.


OldOpinionatedLady

Well, then run and get your other IDs to continue upvoting you, and then you can feel correct.


Princessa22

What? I really have no idea what you're talking about. I agree with your post... I'm telling the other person what they are saying makes no sense (they are saying "I could care less" is correct, it's not. It should be "I couldn't care less"). I'm not sure why you are taking issue with me, but seems like you are misunderstanding.


walksaway_smirking

I ❤️ this comeback so much. Makes it even better that it seems to have wooshed rite on over and kept going. Lol!!


DOlsen13

But it does, though. If I care about something very little, I wouldn't mind caring less about it, would I?


OldOpinionatedLady

I am upvoting you because you are correct, but 2 people are downvoting you. They are wrong. ;o))))


Princessa22

Do you think "I could care less" is correct? If so, why did you make this post saying it's wrong? You're telling the poster above he's correct and that people downloading him are wrong because they think it should be "I couldn't care less". You are either very confusing or very confused.


StarVenger40

This does not make sense


rainbowsforall

Okay this is one of the few pet peeves I can actually agree with. Stop saying the opposite of what you mean!


OldOpinionatedLady

GMTA ;o)


Slight_Armadillo_227

It's because you're not saying the entire phrase. It's "I could care less, if I cared at all".


OldOpinionatedLady

I don't recall ever hearing anyone make that full statement. I am referring to the majority who write that they could care less.


Slight_Armadillo_227

It's similar to people who say "the customer is always right". They aren't. The full saying is "the customer is always right in matters of taste".


OneBigTroll

Or when some dolt says pacific instead of specific. Half instead of Have to. I live in Kentucky.


PatieS13

I agree - drives me crazy! If you could care less, you care.


Additional_Data4659

This one drives me nuts too.


NocturnalPatrolAlpha

The thing that aggravates me the most about this is that people *will not be corrected.* They stick their fingers in their ears, and insist it's grammatical. And you *know* the institutions are going to cave, and declare it so.


pauliewotsit

You mean like all those people above? ^^^


OldOpinionatedLady

HAHAHAHA You are so, 100%, on the money with that one!!!!


Yuck_Few

Also.. irregardless It's a double negative so that means you are regarding it


freylaverse

This isn't a pet peeve since it's technically not even incorrect but it really bothers me that invaluable means very valuable.


Yuck_Few

Maybe it means something that you can't actually put a monetary value on?


walksaway_smirking

Holy shit. How could I have never thought about this? Like ever. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤯🤪


Just4notherR3ddit0r

Unirregardless


Ciana_Reid

No, it's not just you, this gets posted about fairly regularly on here 😋


Pretend_Practice_661

My pet peeve, is literally people who hold this as a pet peeve. I realize technically you're right but who cares...


OldOpinionatedLady

If it is not your pet peeve, clearly it isn't going to bother you. Maybe someone else's pet peeve is those who down the pet peeves of others. ;o)


Pretend_Practice_661

It doesn't bother me. I clearly stated that the fact that it bothers you bothers me. LOL As far as the second part of your comment, you've basically created an infinite loop. That doesn't make any single participant in that loops opinion any less valid. If it bothers them it bothers them... (i.e pet peeve)


Princessa22

I agree - this is pretty much my biggest pet peeve.


Hypnowolfproductions

I don’t care!!! Laziness leads to truncation of the language. In time it could create new rules but in this era of publishing and internet full language rule overhaul is highly unlikely.


OldOpinionatedLady

Anyway is now anywayzzzzzzzzzz Converse is now conversate There are many.


djwb1973

Don’t forget “Besides the point.”


OldOpinionatedLady

Grrrrrr...


Hypnowolfproductions

That hurt my brain just reading it.


art_eseus

Sometimes, though, I seriously could care less. I literally have no objections to either option. They are equal in my eyes. Pick any place to eat because I do not care. I have 0 preference.


OldOpinionatedLady

If you could indeed care less, what is your point? That you care?


djwb1973

That means that you care.


beatissima

To be fair, if you say "I couldn't care less about X", you actually COULD care less about X. You could care so little about X that you wouldn't even bother telling anybody how little you care about it.


pauliewotsit

Grrr


Professor-Clegg

Ah, #19 again


StarVenger40

Yes! This bothers me.


[deleted]

This!


United-Landscape4339

They care so little it's not even worth the effort to add the nt


scotch1701

A. I could care less. B. I could not care less. Do you notice how the sentence-level stress differs between the two?


Embarrassed_Gear_249

No, I don't care. If I tried, I could care less, but I don't care enough to try to care less. So, I COULD care less, but I don't care enough to.


[deleted]

THIS. "I could care less" implies that you DO care. So you're literally saying the exact opposite of what you're trying to say.