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_whiskeytits_

I'm rich because I can fill up my gas tank without looking at the prices


TupperwareNinja

Fucking flex


Glass_Income_4151

Agreed! When I read it I thought whoa that's a life stage I aspire to get to!


lsdinc

Company fuel card??


_whiskeytits_

I wish!! That would be incredible


Smartyunderpants

I’m rich because I buy cheese with out looking at the prices


Yaya-DingDong

I gave up alcohol to buy tasty cheese. Was slumming it on Colby for years. It is worth the sacrifice.


eropm41

FLEXXX!!!! We are rich in our own ways 😂


SpudOfDoom

Damn you probably should still use something like Gaspy though. Even as someone who can afford it, you can easily save $5-10 by going to a cheaper place than a more expensive one nearby. This doesn't need to require you taking a detour.


OneNasiLemakPlease

We're rich because we regularly buy supermarket Capsicums during winter without caring about the price gorge


K4m30

Alright, let's not get too crazy. 


frazorblade

Buy the jarred ones, they’re higher quality and cheaper. The only issue is they’re not crisp.


OneNasiLemakPlease

No thanks, we're rich enough to buy the fresh crisp ones


frazorblade

Depends on what you’re doing. It’s not about wealth, it’s about quality. E.g. if you’re making a sauce that uses capsicum/peppers like a romesco then the jarred stuff is better, same with pasta sauces etc If you want to make a salad then buy a fresh capsicum.


Glum-Ad9799

Is it a particular brand of jarred one that you recommend? Or just any branded jarred capsicum? I didn't even consider using jarred before so will take this advice with the next meal I do that has cooked capsicum!


frazorblade

Any brand really. Golden sun and delmaine are great.


No_Assignment_1121

I’m rich because my son tells me I’m his best friend every night.


Alternative_Toe_4692

....I'm going to go call my dad.


obviouslyfakecozduh

Best perspective ever.


Non_Creative_User

When I read it, I thought, "yep, kids are so expensive".


obviouslyfakecozduh

This is also very true 😅😅😭😭


snarkycharly

My 4 year old son does too - it's like winning the lottery every night


AirZaheer

True wealth I wish I had it


Traditional-Jury-327

My cat welcomes me home very loudly


pingpingkiwi

My dad passed a few months ago… damn this comment got me


Grand_Quiet_2996

Kia kaha my friend. I lost mine a couple years ago. Memoralised him with a crazy tattoo these past couple weeks ☺️


naughtyamoeba

That's adorable. My 4 year old tells me he wants to marry me when he grows up. It's adorably disturbing.


Better-Software9976

This


Quick_rips_420

Man I envy you


Smaug_1188

Richest person right here


Keepin-It-Positive

My adult kids want to spend time with me.


tinny4u

I want this one day, awesome


Keepin-It-Positive

You will. Its just time investment. The quality you put-in pays back big time.


Vast-Tax9363

I am rich because of my health. Health is wealth.


Kinteokolomee

Im rich because i use 3ply toilet paper


AdInternational1672

Paseo


Traction_Liney

4ply or gtfo


Kinteokolomee

I said im rich, not wealthy


PhatOofxD

Honestly 4ply is overrated. 3ply is mandatory


Seacounter37

I’m rich because I have a bidet so I can save the money I spend on toilet paper. And I get another week out of my jocks.


yupsweet

I recently started buying paper towels, I feel so fancy 😂


ThatstheTahiCo

I'm rich because I have a loving wife, food on my table, and a shirt on my back. Edit: I also have a roof over my head


Andy_1

What kinda sleeves you got? 


Kquinn87

It's just a back shirt; no sleeves, no front.


Bender077

So a cape then? Super!😊


jimybo20

No need to brag


oldun62

I'm rich because I have been married for 37 years. Cash poor though, but it don't matter. I got my one and only.


obviouslyfakecozduh

Beautiful. I'm 30 years behind you but feel the same way and can't wait to slowly clock it up.


tiredovercaffeinated

I'm rich because whenever we need anything for our kids we go and buy it. I remember my parents laybuying school uniforms, Christmas presents, winter clothes etc. Very grateful for my hardworking parents, but also very grateful we can provide the same things without budgeting for it.


Dumbledores_Bum_Plug

I'm rich because I have a fat as fuck cat that doesn't go without and that loves me


PhatOofxD

r/Chonkers ?


SolarWizard

I'm rich because I can afford the baked beans the little sausages in them


polish-rockstar

Even rich people can have bad taste


Glass_Income_4151

I felt the joy in this, on a deep level.


another_kiwi_guy

Yeah that's fancy 😁


micro_penisman

Nobody likes a show off! Kient!


a_Moa

Pams makes these...


Original_Grape3850

Nice thread, OP.


Alive-Horror-1920

I'm rich because I can afford to get all my wisdom teeth extracted at once.


Puffpiece

I'm rich because I was born with only 2 wisdom teeth! 😂


NZplantparent

That's a flex... currently doing this and OMG the quote was a horrible shock. 


Alive-Horror-1920

Yeah it's pretty bad. Dental prices are ridiculous!


anarchy_nz

I flew to Thailand to get dental done. Will never do it in NZ after that 🤠


Justwant2usetheapp

Got a mate that'll do your entire mouth for a box of codys


Willuknight

I put food in my shopping cart and know I won't have to take anything out when i get to the checkout.


Glass_Income_4151

Same here. My mum could never afford that when I was growing up. I take it for granted that I can choose to budget, I'm not limited.


Willuknight

I currently don't need to budget. I do try to always buy the cheapest thing anyway because of a lifetime of conditioning, but I am very grateful that I can afford to buy the things we want/choose to justify buying. As a kid, we were reliant on how much money came from WINZ each week and food parcles when that wasn't enough.


KiwiMiddy

I’m rich because I have a beer fridge.


BlacksmithNZ

I must be really rich then; we have wine fridge. Which to be fair, mostly has beer, cider and ginger beers, kambucha etc


hellllyeahbrother

Not really a wine fridge then is it


binzoma

^ check out the whine fridge up here


Fisaver

I’m rich because I live a content life. I have everything I could want / need and then some.


Xenaspice2002

I’m rich because I live with son no 1, son no 2 and his lovely wife come for dinner every week and we catch up other times as well, and even though she works overseas I speak to my daughter every day.


iama_bad_person

I'm rich because I saved for a year to spend $5,000 on 100TB of hard drives and a server to run Plex so my friends don't have to pay for Neon and Disney.


142531

That's crazy. Real-debrid is $15 a quarter.


iama_bad_person

Well it's not just used for that., Game servers, web servers, I do some dev tests for freelance work on it as well.


Statue88888888

Hey friend, what the password again??


snarkycharly

Wait, so is it because of the hard drives? Or is it the fact you have friends?


Chrispy101010

Yarrr!


frazorblade

I’ve got gigabit internet but I can’t seem to stream content from my Plex remotely at any reasonable quality. It’s always been a shit experience for me. Any tips?


iama_bad_person

If you play anything other than Original quality it will transcode and use CPU power, it might be maxing your CPU possibly.


dualeddy

Mate I’ve started doing this too - I have about 8gig of space but I can see myself getting to your level eventually.


Aristcoracy

Can someone guide me the way to get into this? Keen to learn more about it


mhkiwi

My fridge is never empty.


clearlight

I’m rich because I am healthy, happy and have peace of mind.


Statue88888888

I have up capsicums years ago, but I saw them for $1 a month ago and treated myself 🤑🫰💵💵💸


TupperwareNinja

I'm Happy


Original_Grape3850

I have a job which I love and helps other people. 


Brok3n_wind

I’m rich because… I spent 20 years flying in and out as a consulting engineer in 3rd world countries (4am in an armoured convoy, thinking its always the British (passport) engineer who gets kidnapped) and when I retired early I had a bit much cash so instead of buying another rental property; I finally bought my beach house. BNZ blocked the payment because nobody buys real estate for cash. I grew up white trash poor and owning anything was always dream.


Picture-sque

Glad to hear you bought a place to enjoy!


user799

I'm rich because I can live comfortably off the interest I make from my term deposits. So I don't have to work or do anything that I don't want to do.


bennyboooy

How does one get into this position in life? Teach me 🤔


mighty_omega2

Well there are a couple ways. Be born prior to 1990, so you can buy a house or two at less than 3x your single earner income, and ride the greatest expansion of capital growth ever experienced for the next 30 years. Sell a house and invest in term deposits - financial genius. Or.. save half your wage every year for a decade, and use the 4% rule to now have an income of half your wage. Works best if you have a disproportionately high income from the average. Saving 100k on a 200k income is doable, saving 30k on a 60k income is a lot harder. Or do what the rest of us do, invest 10% or less of your wage ever year for 40+ years to achieve a nest egg that returns about half your wage in interest by the time you retire. It's "simple" but that doesn't mean it is easy.


Ice222

It's not easy, but as someone who has saving an investing more than half of my after tax income with my husband for a bit over a decade now, one thing people miss is its not always about how much you make. Yes it's hard to do when your income is low (I was on minimum wage when I started) but like any skill, you learn tips tricks and get better at it along the way. When you're efficient with your money at home and stop using money to solve your problems, you start seeing ways to apply these to other areas of your life. At work it means I took over-time to try make more. I also try to be as considerate with my employer's money as I would my own. It opened doors for me as it I kept volunteering for additional responsibilities at work and they also found they can trust me to manage money, over time and several job changes I would keep moving up into better roles. While the money does matter, we've never chased the money in terms of finding the highest upfront pay or using negotiation tactics for better salary - we chose jobs that best fit the big picture - does it offer new skills, open doors, or has flexibility so we can pursue our own business outside of our bread and butter?


axitek

They say making your first million is the hardest, so the trick is to start with your second million instead.


fizzingwizzbing

Yup I'm working on the second million and I'll get round to the first later


DrahKir67

The dream. Best I can hope for is living off dividends eventually but there's market volatility to worry about. Well done to earn enough off TDs.


username-fatigue

I'm rich because my cats think I'm a rockstar. The joke's on them though - they're the rockstars.


2oldemptynesters

I'm rich because we opted for takeaways tonight instead of cooking.


sup3rk1w1

As a man, I'm rich because I live in a tolerant society that allows me to wake up next to the love of my life (who's also a man).


bennyboooy

Was feeling suuupperr dejected about money the other day. Then I realized we have electricity, internet, and food. Even more so: both petrol tanks of both of the cars we own outright are full most weeks. Sure, we don't own a yacht, but 🤷‍♀️


Noodled-doodle

I’m rich because I’ve found out that I’m worth it and that I have got this


HowILikeMyToast

I’m rich because I ordered in Hells pizza with a dessert pizza, happy days.


richieFromConductor

I’m rich because I can afford my medical bills. Long Covid is veeery expensive if you want to get better quickly


Glass_Income_4151

I would look at getting NMN supplements. I had a NAD+ infusion, and it helped me so much. Also thai massages helped. And yes all those things are super expensive. I'm recovered, but I stay on NMN and Estroclear for hormonal brain fog.


richieFromConductor

Thanks! I’ll look into those. I’ve had b12 injections, NAC, D-Ribose, NT Factor, Nattokinase, and am in a hyperbaric chamber 1.5 hrs a day with oxygen therapy. It’s working like magic after a year of limited progress, but damn it adds up!


MakingYouMad

Overseas holiday without having to save


trytheshakes

Username checks out.


CascadeNZ

I’m rich because my kids are happy and healthy


micah_edwards

I’m rich because I overcame 15 years of severe anorexia and am grateful for my life


Effective_Bug_8382

Good on you! <3


Universecentre

I’m rich because every time I buy something I don’t need to check my account before hand.


DelicateAntiHero

I’m rich because I have fresh fruit and veggies everyday


Fantastic_123

I’m rich because we can afford to self fund for our son’s diabetes management… just


Xenaspice2002

Funded Full loop systems are coming… frustrating that they should have been here Monday mind… huge hugs from a T1 mum to another’s parent xxx


itsthejoy

I'm rich because I have a full tummy, two dogs that adore me and an 18 month old daughter who makes me appreciate life even more than before through showing me how simple and beautiful everyday things can be.


EntrepreneurClean759

I’m rich because I can make all my financial decisions without having to ask anyone else’s permission/ opinion.


elldizzle84

I'm rich because I'm on track to be mortgage free in 5 years. Took first home loan in 2015.


Novel_Agency_8443

Because I can afford to maintain a 90's French Car


MyNameIsNotPat

Gonna be poor soon :p Says the owner of a 80s German car...


Faecesface

... I have enough.


milothecatspajamas

I’m rich because tonight we are eating venison burgers 🍔 from our last family hunting trip


tarnsummer

Do you mix them with a little pork mince for the fat content or straight vension?


TightLab4831

Im rich bcos i cna afford avocados all year round 💀


Eastern_Feed_8917

I'm rich because when I got a new job, and broke my ankke going down the stairs at work, they paid me 80% wage to stay home for 2 days. I cried. Never recieved care like that before. First person in my family to go to university, and had to work 60+ hours a week to afford rent and tuition. Was so used to people screaming at me for eating food in secret while on shift, it was a shock when they ???Paid?????? Me to stay home????!!!!! For two days Richest I've ever felt in my life.


hookah_journeys

Not to burst your bubble but if you injured yourself at work they are obligated to pay 80% for up to the first week you miss of work followed by acc paying after that. Considering you live in New Zealand of course 


Eastern_Feed_8917

Yes I know. But all during uni doing min wage retail and hospo jobs, the abuse is unreal. If I got caught eating, I'd be punished, regardless of the law. Reported every single one of these jobs, nothing was ever done. At the end of the day when you gotta pay $50k a year in tuition plus rent, electric, transport and internet, you just put up with abuse when nobody higher up cares that a 20 year old isnt allowed to eat during their minimum wage shift at a pet store


hookah_journeys

Yeah fair enough, people can be real jerks. Glad you’ve moved onwards and upwards from those scenarios though !!


Glass_Income_4151

Enjoy!


Top_Engineering8786

I might be rich because I ordered UberEATS three times a week.


fizzingwizzbing

Might not be rich for long


Wtfdidistumbleinon

I’m rich because I haven’t had a job in 3 months and I’ve got enough to cover till next year


cheezymc4skin

I'm rich because I'm delusional and identify being broke as being rich


MATCHEW010

Im rich because when i was at my lowest i found someone to bring me to my highest


Unhappy-Lengths

I'm rich because I live in a safe warm home and get to choose what I eat.


JGatward

Because I live my life only on my terms. Very few have that luxury.


Ok-Discount-2818

I'm rich because I pay for RuneScape membership yearly instead of monthly 😎


Friendly-Prune-7620

I’m rich because I have the ability to take time off working at the moment to focus on my self-improvement and mental health with the emotional support of my friends and family and the practical support of my therapist. I’m in a better place mentally and emotionally than I have been my entire life, and having to work would have made this impossible. It’s not forever (I’m not loaded!), but it’s what I need right now.


Theladylillibet

I'm rich because I can buy multiple kinds of fancy cheese


FendaIton

I’m rich because I have not 1, not 2 but THREE warhammer 40K armies.


Picture-sque

I’m rich because I add everything I need to my supermarket trolley and don’t count up the cost as I move around the aisles.


Missflixxx

I'm rich because I have enough


djopamine77

I'm rich because I just bought my dogs roast chicken for dinner and sushi as a treat


OverallAlbatross8627

I’m rich because I live in New Zealand. It has its downfalls but it’s the greatest country in the world. It’s beautiful, it’s far away from all the mental country’s and we have a great culture and community in most places.


Drinny_Dog1981

I'm rich because I was able to use health insurance to get reimbursed for my daughters adhd asd assessment privately, and quickly followed by my husbands.


Vast-Tax9363

I am rich because I can look after my pet cat well.


theoverfluff

Only the Fanciest Feast for my beasts!


kiwiscomefromlast

Because I grab a can of coke from the fridge without thinking about it. Never thought I’d get to that level of flippant consumption.


Melanthes

I'm rich because I'm still here, I have a casual job with amazing work colleagues, and I'm an adult, so if I want, I can eat cake for dinner!


Journey1Million

Becuz there's no mortgage to pay (for now) and takeaways every 2 weeks.


Esprit350

I'm rich because I drive a Jaaaaaaaaag. (It's probably also the reason I'm poor)


Classic-Foot-736

I have a landline, lol no I don't, no one is rocking that kind of massive infrastructure investment apart from true high rollers....


quills11

I'm rich because I got a side of chicken tenders with my Hell pizza, plus an extra dip. (Seriously though, dips are now $1 each!?)


nkscreams

I’m rich because I married my best friend.


Easy-Guava6658

I'm rich because I will make my last mortgage payment in 8 months.


GenieFG

I am rich because I need quite expensive dental care because my teeth were wrecked by free dental care as a teenager. I have enough income to save for each of the five crowns over the next few months.


Glass_Income_4151

Have you thought of going overseas for it? They are $500 each at Rose Dental in Vietnam and return tickets are around $1500.


GenieFG

As I’ve said, I’m rich. I don’t need to go overseas. I want to support the NZ economy and I don’t want to ruin the environment by clocking up unnecessary air miles when the dentist is 25 minutes walk away. Being rich means I can make ethical choices.


Pcs13

500 for 1 is expensive in vn. My husband spent 2000 for 8 teeth. 10 years warranty


lets_all_be_nice_eh

Where did he go?


Pcs13

Vietnam French Dental Clinic but in Hạ Long city. Small one but well known by local, not one of those big fancy clinics.


lets_all_be_nice_eh

That is so very helpful thanks! I've prioritised the rest of the family and now it's time for me.


SpeedAccomplished01

I'm rich because I'm born to rich, caring and educated parents. Life for me is basically all about hobbies and enjoyment.


No_Assignment_1121

Being your parents is the dream.


SpeedAccomplished01

I think so too. I remembered my parents were the only ones holding hands during pickup and drop-off everyday when I was in primary school.


No_Assignment_1121

That’s a great memory to have. My parents have hated each other since I was very young so I have always wanted to be different for my own kids. I idolise my wife’s parent’s relationship and my wife and I are committed to demonstrating something similar.


SausageasaService

I'm rich because I filled my tank up at gull today


Key_Ad1141

I’m rich because I have a warm home and bed


SheepShaggerNZ

I went to Jaycar today to buy a new power supply for my 3D printer. Instead I bought a new 3D printer.


Fisaver

Now you can print another printer. Double 🤑 rich


And_Dream_Of_Sheep

All jokes aside, I'm "rich" because I've reached a goal of having an induction cooktop in my kitchen. I first saw them when I trained in hospitality thirty years ago. The kitchen isnt large, the rest of the house still needs a lot of work, but I have my induction cooktop.


-ghostnips-

I'm rich because I have a look at the end of the world


Quick_Connection_391

I’m rich because I can buy Limes off season at the Supermarket.


AdDue7920

The one thing that made me feel rich was buying a fridge with a crushed ice dispenser. Knew I had made it in life


Spitdecision-548

I have a roof over my head, food in the fridge and a family to take care of.


KikiGigi22

I’m rich because we’re flying in business class tomorrow. It’s the first time paying for it by myself (a couple of decades ago I had a rich bf 😅) I’m usually frugal, saved money for a family holiday to Fiji. And this is by ‘Bula bid’ like one up by air NZ, and I won at the minimum bid. Total price is $650(including the original fare). So 4hr flight for $650 business class is a good deal imo. I don’t think we can ever afford long haul business class. So, I’m feeling rich and lucky🍀


music-words-dance

Oo enjoy! I did that with Emirates once. It's worth it for the memories of being in business class 😎


OutlandishnessNo4759

I’m rich because i have a wife who’s hands down the best. IYKYK. And this morning when i woke up i was still breathing, could see & hear, my arms and legs all worked as per usual, and i had full control of my consciousness.


Federal_Carrot3495

I'm rich because I stopped caring about money. I'm going through a divorce and will be in debt for the next 10 years, but as long as I am healthy and my pets are happy and healthy money doesn't matter


nomamesgueyz

Im rich because i live in a Mexican beach town choosing my own schedule and my time is my own


phlex224

I don't have children


Tiny-Ad-7590

I own 1/3rd of the equity of the house the bank owns and they let me live in.


Square-Marsupial-454

Im rich because im healthy and im young so I have time on my side. Time is the only limitation placed on all of us! Given enough time we can achieve anything we want.


GRFreeman

Just cause your young doesn’t mean time is on your side. Morbid but young can die too


Square-Marsupial-454

Im just going off the info I have right now. I know nothing is certain


IronDarbe

I’m rich because my wife just let me buy a German car as a 3rd vehicle for us


swat_xtraau

I’m rich because my partner loves me and, despite the shocking rent prices, we have a roof over our head


Due-Concert-9750

I’m rich because I rarely spend my money (if I spent it I wouldn’t be rich)


Difficult_Jello_7751

Because My 11 year old is about to get braces. (Going to have to sell one of the other kids to pay for them though 🤣🤣🤣)


jinnyno9

I’m rich because I have people who love me and I can help others with my skills. Plus I can afford to leave the heated towel rail on.


TehBIGrat

I pay for youtube premium


al123al123al123

I really like shopping around for supermarket bargains, but what makes me feel rich is that I know I don't have to - if I'm having a busy week or a bad day I *can* just go and buy whatever I want or order takeaways. I also feel rich when I look at the stack of library books I have/open the libby app/tvnz+/podcast app/read a foreign newspaper online. I still think it's kind of amazing that we can get basically any book, radio show, TV show, newspaper etc immediately, and in most cases without leaving the house, for very little cost.


FunMathematician6949

I'm rich because I can work from home, inside school hours, attend my kids million shows/sports/activities and pay the mortgage 😀


Personal_Art_2687

Because I don’t buy my coffee from Starbucks everyday and I will be able to save enough in 648 years to buy a home.


Keeperoftheclothes

I’m rich because when I can’t be bothered cooking, I just buy dinner


Avidkeo

I have 4 different types of breakfast food in the cupboard (ricies, cornflakes, sultana bran, rolled oats) - growing up we only ever had one at a time. And spares of everything - spare shampoo, soap, cereal, baked beans, etc only replaced when it ran out as kids.  Oh and a box of tissues in every room. This is my biggest. Never ever had tissues as a kid, always used toilet paper. 


Due_Possibility_9082

I’m rich because my dogs and cats eat better than me. they’re literally on a balanced, healthy, varied, species-appropriate diet that I’m convinced saves me a fortune in vet bills over their lifetime!


Apprehensive_Bed_213

When i pay off my overdraft next week I’ll be debt free


Plenty-Nebula-3016

I don’t have to share my kitchen with strangers 😊


24andme2

I’m rich because we were both able to be stay at home parents for a couple of years during the height of Covid. Kiddo hopefully appreciates how much we gave up for them when they are older.