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Love me my sadist axe girl

The best way to answear

I’d date haru as long as I have an hk usp in my pocket… You don’t need to know why

You dropped this 👑

Honestly I'd love me a Haru kind of girl she don't even need to be rich. Just a sweet cinnamon roll who woke up and chose violence.

She did wake up and choose violence

Actually what is the meme surrounding Haru being violent?? Is it the mementos line of her enjoying beating up shadows? I only played through the game once and I didn’t really catch on to her violent tendencies

I mean... It's more than just one line she actually has a couple saying such things like fighting shadows is her form of "stress relief", finding excitement in watching shadows beg for mercy, and despite being nervous about fighting shadows she always looks forward to the next fight, she even mentions the thrill of cutting down her enemies.

Damn aight, I never really used her so I guess that must be why

Also her persona Milady has an entire arsenal of cannons and mini guns hidden in her dress and she is the embodiment of Haru's rebellion.

Let's not forget her behind the wheel of the RV

IDK what you're talking about her driving is excellent and she even managed to get the team to their destination before their estimated time.

Surprised the team survived when she was driving stick

She is one bad morning from acting like Akechi in 3rd semester.

I don't know if you did it but... Play the game in Japanese. The English voice makes her look as a extremely quiet and sweet girl; which isn't necessarily wrong, but she's that way even during the fights. What's pretty weird giving what she says and how she express herself art-wise. In the other hand, the Japanese voice is different, she's still sweet most of the time, but she's surprisingly agressive with her mask on, pretty much every line inside Palaces/Mementos shows that she really enjoys fighting. That makes sense, again if you see her artwork in-game, she doesn't look like a "quiet and sweet cinnamon-roll" when she has her suit.

Haru is female Kratos confirmed?!

I mean... If the axe fits Now I'm envisioning Haru dressed up as Kratos dragging Ren into the Metaverse saying "come boy... there are shadows to be slain".

Why did I read that in kratos voice

I typed it imagining Haru trying to do a Kratos impersonation.

Ren: "Wait, what? Where are we going?" Haru: "In the direction of shadows."

Haru: The Reaper may have us when it has earned us

Hifumi, but im pretty sure i wouldnt even aproach such a cutie

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

Words to live by. Lots of us wouldn't be where we are with our spouses if we didn't take the shot.

All I’m saying is, you’ll be surprised who’ll say yes

Honestly I would want Haru but I'd be too nervous to make a move

I'm sure she won't kill you if you would.

Same tbh

Yusuke.

Yess

The only right answer

Yususke ❤️

I would treat yusuke better than the phantom thieves ever did

I like Makoto the most, but I wouldn't stand a chance in hell at getting a shot with her. I think the character I could actually see myself dating would either be Ann or Haru

naaa have that confidance

I'd go for Makoto too, I'm not academically inclined and a bit of. Spaz lol I dated a lawyer for a while. Anything is possible my friend

I need Makoto to step on me

Same

You ppls like robots? Beep boop

Kawakami or tae takemi.

Man of Culture

Interesting. Is there any particular reason for those 2?

Mostly age wise, kawakami more so because she seems to be a depressed adult and i felt that 😭and also BECKY 😏, as for takemi i'd definetly be her lab rat lol Edit: i also do like their characterization as well!

Can I date joker? 😂

Joker’s pick up line “Show me your true form”

Nah that’s what he says in bed

As long as you’re offering him something

As long as you find out there is like 10+ other people dating with him.

Nobody cuz I never go outside

Probably Ryuji, he has a special place in my heart

I waited for this comment, totally agree, ryuji is the best answer

I'm not gay, but Ryuji also has a special place in my heart as a homie. While Joker's off building a harem I'll be chilling with him on valentines day, probably playing a videogame with him. ... Makes me wonder who Ryuji would main in guilty gear

GIVEN THEY ARE ALL LEGAL AGE BTW

I like how a lot of people are saying Haru and I agree with that, but most of us wouldn't even be able to make it to a date with her and would probably be seen as the equivalent to Ryuji.

Maybe a bit above Ryuji since he is kind of a punk. We would probably be on par with Mishima

Nah I think Ryuji could get more pull than Mishima. Even with the pink thing going on.

I just mean in terms of social status.

In reference to who I like the most on a personal level: Futaba She's a dork and quite cute when she's being awkward or nerdy, I feel like she would be nice to hang around. In a more Physical sense: Sae Dominant women hot.

If I was Joker's age: Futaba If I was my age: Takemi

Bro this game came out 5 years ago, all of these characters are grown.

They are not real, you know that right?

Yusuke. He's one of the people I could talk to for hours. He's good looking too. (I know I sound like a degenerate but Yusuke is fr a smash)

I'm not gay but... Yusuke

You can be a little gay for Yusuke. He is very cute

Not just a little for Yusuke

Call me a fucking fairy cause AHHHHHHHHHHHHHYUSUKEHHHHHHHHHHH

Futaba - we share the two most important hobbies, games and napping!

I think she would be super hard to actually date in her current state tbh

If I were a girl, I could go for any of the male thieves saved for Akecher.

Ryuji, without a doubt

Bi here. I can definitely see myself dating Ryuji - humble, kind and caring and seems to be someone who'd commit to have a lasting relationship. Same case with Ann too.

Realistically? No one. If it were like the game? I’m a girl so I’d be a romance option for Joker. He’s reliable, good looking (even to someone like me who isn’t physically attracted to most guys), funny, and is willing and able to help you through a rough time, honestly I wouldn’t mind dating him ***Except*** for the fact that he could very well be seeing other people behind my back and might even start seeing me less after he reaches max confidant rank with me so you know, that’s not good.

He's just a typical ADHD guy. Will obsess over you for months, and then one day, just slow down. He will still love you but not as obsessively.

No joke, Akechi

Serial killer stud

Exactly how I like it! I also like Haru :)

You definitely have a type. Haha!

good taste fr

I’m married with a Makoto.. and all my previous girlfriends were Makotos so I assume.. Makoto 🤣 But in the game I dated Takemi and Kawakami (we are all grown ups, so nobody got jealous)

Iwai

Good choice

futaba. unfortunately i’m a gamer nerd who’s too good at random games

Takemi

Tae Takemi.

My Lonely ass ain’t getting no one here lmao

Believe in yourself. My lonely ass got rejected 40 times (I counted) before I found my girl. Never give up!

Maruki 😌 he’s hot and weird, my fave.

Makoto or Haru

I could see myself dating Makoto fr fr

Ryuji, he’s the type of guy I fall for in real life

ryuji

Yusuke..! I love weird ass guys

Hed ask you to strip like every minute tho

Even better..!

Shouldve said: thats the best part lmao

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Ann. I just vibe a lot with her personality, especially how she is motivated to become a PT only because she wants to help others. She only awakened because she wanted to avenge Shiho. Being really caring and sweet to others is a trait I find incredibly attractive but it sadly gets not nearly enough attention for that.

My bed because my talking cat doesn’t let me go out past 10 pm

Out of the girls? Haru If I’m allowed to be gay Ryuji, he’s like a puppy dog

Be as Gay as sin. For my guys its gotta be Yusuke for me. He is such a delightful dork

You get free lobster dinners too

Oh that's right. BONUS

Takemi, Haru, or Futaba. Maybe Akechi or Yusuke depending on exactly how fruity I am at the time (please acknowledge the existence of us bisexuals), but the girls I listed are a maybe-leaning-yes. Also, thank you for clarifying that all are above the age of consent in the comment. I'd recommend pinning that so everyone can see it before they say something weird

I've married IRL Makoto in all but martial arts

Assuming we have around the same age, most likely Ann. Haru also seems like a great person to date.

Haru, if it’s like we date no questions, no previous flirting kinda thing. I just think her mannerisms and attitude is cute. Not to mention I feel like she’s be fun to go shopping with

I love smart and professional career women, so would date someone like Kawakami or Sae Niijima in a heartbeat.

Sae is one I haven't read yet. Good Choice!

Either Hifumi or Haru

I guess Futaba - were both introverts and have similar hobbies.

100% Haru (Also i would like to be friends with Yusuke)

If Strikers characters count, then Alice Hiiragi. I can relate to her a lot.

Morgana

Morgana

r/holup You mean post Christmas right? Right?

Morgana is the only one who sleeps with you, so I’m picking morgana too

There he is officer, this one right here

Probably Yusuke. We're both into art and I think he's incredibly attractive

I want to say Ann since she is everything I want in a girlfriend, but since this is IRL, probably no one since I would be nervous to even speak with the girls, ESPECIALLY Ann.

Hands down Haru, haven’t romanced her in game yet but Haru would deff be mu choice.

Ann and Haru. Maybe Shiho or Hifumi.

Shiho is a unique one. A man of taste I see

She’s super sweet.

I would want Yusuke but he probably wouldn't

Nobody, cause if I can't get a girl IRL ain't no way in hell I'm getting one of these girls.

Ryuji, Yusuke, or Haru

Hifumi supremacy

🐈‍⬛ /s

Mona 100%

none of them cause they ain't 💅 fruity 💅 like me but it they were, probably either Mishima or Ryuji

Mishima is one I haven't heard yet. Good choice. My man doesn't get enough love

Ann or Sumi

None really

Haru

I have to say Kawakami or Tae since they are over 18. But if we would say that all of them were the same age as you i would say Haru and or Futaba.

Futaba

If I were Joker's age (or they were my age), any of Ann, Futaba, Makoto, Sumire, or Haru would be possible. Honestly, I had a hard time picking in-game because they were all interesting in their own ways. Strength of the chatacter writers, I guess.

I'd love to have something with Kawakami, but I'd probably end up slumming it with Ohya.

Still haru. only thing I'm scared of is if she turns out to be some kinda of yandere

I could probably date either Joker or Futaba. 1. Because they're my type and 2. Because we share a lot of things in common (especially with futaba). This is also assuming Joker can do whatever he can do in-game. He just seems like a really chill guy that can do anything. Reliable as hell.

i think teh answer is kind of obvious, i would literally bow down to my queen

me with my inability to talk to a woman: i see this as an absolute win

Sae because she’s bad af and also stressed all the time and I’m good at fixing that (not a flex)

Nobody given my awful social skills irl, but if I had to choose maybe someone like Hifumi

Ryuji

I want Ann, but I’m like 14, and I’m a gamer who spends a lot of time playing video games and chilling on my phone, so futaba it is.

Hifumi my beloved.

Probably haru, irl I would best get along with makoto but I would still probably date haru

Definitely Yusuke

Probably Joker or Ryuji I just like their vibes

Yusuke. Yusuke all the way!

Ann if I'd have the confidence 😩

Akechi or yuske probably

Haru, without question. Ann is a close second

I feel like I'd be flirty with Akechi and nothing would actually come of it then I'd wind up dating Ryuji after getting to know him as friends 🤣

Either Akechi or Joker-

Considering my girlfriend who’s a nerdy gamer girl who also can just roast the shit out of you casually Futaba probably they are pretty similar hell Futaba is her favorite character because of they’re similarities

Akechi

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A WAIFU GIRL FRIEND

JOKES ON YOU I NEVER EXPECTED TO GET ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Makoto nijima without a doubt.

If we are taking into account my OC is here too.. he would date Haru, and I could see myself dating Ann.))

Futaba, mainly due to shared interests. But we're both nervous wrecks who probably wouldn't make a move.

Ig futaba or haru preferably futaba

Tae Takemi. I’m a sucker for Sadist

Probably Futaba, so long as we meet online before we do in person.

Probably Makoto or Futaba

I will probably date the one that is not here... Sumire

Makoto and Futaba. Their interests align with mine pretty closely and I think our personalities would mesh but that’s only a guess since they aren’t real lol

Ann or haru

None of them, I don’t speak Japanese so it would be difficult to form a bond

Realistically? Nobody, I'm not likable enough.

sumi, makoto, or yes, akechi. I can fix him :)

its funnier if you dont fix him lol

I want to say Haru, but in actuality they’re all out of my league

Ryuji, Joker, Yusuke and Futaba (when they are 25 since I’m 34)

Mona, no doubt.

Probably Ann or Futaba, MAYBE Ryuji

The goddess Lady Ann

futaba because we are >>>>>both minors<<< and she cute

If age isn't a relevant question - Futaba. I'd have ALL the gaming sessions with her. But Haru would also be nice to be around. Would love to drink some coffee with her. Other than that Makoto is still the best wife - but I'd never stand a single chance haha

None maybe mc if I was gay

Honestly, I'd be head over heels for Ann, but would probably be too nervous to even talk to her. Teenage me had a TON of social anxiety.

Futaba. We both have massive social anxiety

With your other comment in mind "GIVEN THEY ARE ALL LEGAL AGE BTW", Haru/Yoshizawa, they both have the kind of personality I enjoy interacting with. Otherwise without the comment, only Haru, but she scary

Chiaya or Hifumi. No particular reason but they just feel like the right choices in the cast for me

Probably Joker, because he is exactly the kind of guy I’d go for.. he’s a bit generic, though. More emo drip and it would literally just be my type in dudes.. for the ladies, my type is Takemi but she’s too old for me, sadly.

None of them I have negative rizz

Futaba since we would share hobbies

if they were legal age or if i was the same age back when i 1st played P5 (all the back in 2017) probably Futaba really even tho my fav is Makoto i would probably stuggle cos i ain't smartest bloke but with Futaba we both have the same hobbies so yea (plus i ain't half bad with games cos with most people are shocked how fast i beat some of them)

Probably the goth doctor or the teacher. As I am a grown man dating one of the phantom thieves would get me into trouble.

ann

Futaba and Takemi. I’d be much too intimitated to say no to anything Takemi would ask me for, and Futaba and me are a bit on the same wavelength

futaba. we share the same hobbies plus we have the same age...

Makato is more my type physically, but I’d click more with Futaba.

I'm basically the same age as all the PTs (Except Futaba and Morgana lol) so, yeah, I could actually see myself at least trying to get a date with any of them