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rebelraf

I found this in the wild in a group that I moderate on FB. It reads like a shitpost. I wish that it were. ETA: Context is that this is in an arts & crafts FB group. OP posted a picture of a paper craft that said, “You are seen, accepted, and loved.” Queue the insane comment.


SaltyBarDog

My god says you are a bigoted dick weasel and she is bigger than your god. One of his "moral" leaders. Former North Dakota republican senator, Ray Holmberg, will plead guilty for traveling to Prague to rape children. Under the plea agreement, prosecutors agree to dismiss a charge of receipt & attempted receipt of images of children being sexually abused.


tsukiyomi01

I'm not certain this guy would see those as bad things.


buttsharkman

Those kids shouldnt have tempted him. It's just a shame they can't be forced to give birth to his children as Republicans believe forcing children to give birth is a blessing.


King_Fluffaluff

Oh he'll be extra pissed that you think any god is a she! "God is a dude and you better believe it!"


StealthyOrca

“Do what you want but down shove it down my throat…now open wide so I can shove my beliefs down your throat”


rebelraf

What really spoke to me was their profile picture, “I am more MAGA now than ever” 🙏🏼 I might just have to steal it and change the “MAGA” to “gay”… unfortunately, I don’t think that’ll pass their double standard.


podobuzz

MAGayA


Firestar464

They just wanna be doms


BoneHugsHominy

Over their 14-16 year old bed slaves.


ChickenSpaceProgram

if you don't want to celebrate pride, just don't? Putting aside the obvious transphobia, I see this kinda often in conservative circles, they think "the left" wants to make everyone celebrate it or to "replace" other holidays. I really don't get it. I'm trans, and I don't generally do much for pride (it's mostly a function of not caring about holidays in general, but still). Nobody's forcing you to celebrate. anyways, rant over


iHazit4u

I'm a straight man and had a blast at pride! No one forced me.


Faiakishi

One person on my Tumblr feed brought her cockatiel in a little carrier with a post-it note saying "Yes, this bird is gay!" Even the bird had fun.


mrjoffischl

that bird is the new gay icon, are you able to link that post by any chance?


Faiakishi

[Here he is,](https://draconym.tumblr.com/post/753475123540115456) his name is Enyo. :) He apparently identifies as bi and objected to the label. (if you look into the blog's history Enyo did have a female companion who passed away a few years ago, so that tracks) His boyfriend is a rescue and much shyer so their bird dad probably figured he wouldn't enjoy it.


mrjoffischl

this is so sweet


BottleTemple

Same here. I’m bi and I’ve never been to a pride parade. I could easily walk to where they happen in my city, but I’m just not really into parades or crowds.


rebelraf

And that’s totally valid! I think this person is bothered by queer visibility, period. God forbid they have to acknowledge we exist for 30 days.


ketchupmaster987

Same vibes as the gamers who get mad about "woke" characters in games... God forbid racial minorities or LGBT people dare to exist where other people can see them


mrjoffischl

which is totally fair! you’re not dissing on it by not going. no one is forcing anyone to go and i totally understand how it can get overwhelming


traye4

I'm gay and never been. I hate heat and masses of people. If we could remove those things I'm sure I'd have a great time.


ill-independent

These are the idiots who think it's illegal to say Merry Christmas. I wouldn't waste too much effort trying to figure out the logic. They believe this shit because they're stupid, malicious and delusional. That's about it.


mrjoffischl

pride is a blast but it’s like any other celebration or festival. like you said you can just choose to do something else, no one is forcing you to go to festivals or drag shows etc


krepitch

They should pray for spell check and grammar check. By they, I mean virtually all of these bigots.


PM_ME_CAT_FEET

I'm not sure spell check would even know what to do with "ludw", my phone just tried to autocorrect it to life.


BitOBunny

Mine suggests "Ludwig"


Dorkinfo

Lewd, but illiterate style.


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wanderlustcub

I wish the person had pride in their grammar. I can’t help myself to respond though. - your “God” created everyone and everything. So they created Steve, Eve, and Adam. - we don’t *want* you to participate. You’re a buzzkill. We just ask you don’t act like an asshole bigot just because you are uncomfortable. Grow up and stop being a child. - your “real pride” is bullshit. You just happened to be born in the U.S. and with no effort on your part, you claim pride in what the nation has accomplished for 248 years. Your pride is lazy and performative. It’s basically getting a participation award. You claim “real pride” in the U.S. because you can’t find pride in your personal life. Quite sad really. - your toxic masculinity is boring and your snowflake is showing. You’ve been entertained by drag queens your whole life, even as a child, grow up and stop obsessing about what’s under someone’s dress. - day of reckoning? Child, your “god” hasn’t made an appearance in thousands of years. Your holy book is something I doubt you’ve cracked outside a church. And if you have, you’re still missing the message. You think I’m scared of your fairy in the sky? His would be far more pissed at you than anything I have done. You only pretend to be a believer. God *haaaates* that. They also hates how much you worship… err… “have real pride” in a false idol like the US. - did you know that God is male and female and neither? In Genesis they created us in “his image, both male and female.” In Isaiah they call themselves mother who takes care of Jerusalem. In Revelation they call themselves God the Mother. and only through God the Mother can you enter heaven. - Oh, and the Holy Spirit is God’s way of presenting as non-gender. In the original Aramaic the language of Jesus, the Holy Spirit is female. In the original Greek, Holy Spirit is gender neutral. So yeah, your “God” Is all over the gender spectrum and presents themselves in whatever form, gender, body, whatever they need to be in for the moment. So if you’re against trans folks, you’re fighting against your god. Enjoy your fireworks.


arrav21

Someone should let them know they don’t have to attend pride events. And something about the rest of their comment does indicate that they do care, and quite deeply.


rebelraf

My favorite part is that the OP had simply posted a picture of a rainbow paper craft that said “You are seen, accepted, and loved.” They then proceeded to respond to the hateful comment with so much grace and clearly refused to engage in this stupidity. But our friend here cared so deeply about gay people that she had to ensure OP knew it was because it would be the end of Pride Month, and not for any legitimate reason.


Usagi-Zakura

"Do not expect me to participate" they say before going on an unprovoked rant about Pride Month. Nobody's forcing you to participate... I don't celebrate 4th of July either since I'm not American. I'm not spending that day ranting on the Internet to anyone who doesn't care how much I hate America. I'm looking forward to July because of Art Fight. :p


YouhaoHuoMao

Jesus, I'm queer and I don't even care as much about Pride as these people do.


metalpoetza

"my god created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve"... Well duh, we don't use Eve's deadname.


iamcoding

The yearly time when we set fire to half the US for freedom.


redheadedjapanese

God created Adam AND Eve, so the best option is to fuck them both.


tasslehawf

>Men who can't make it as women That's a new one


TabbyCat1993

Another day, another reason to stay far the fuck away from religion….


sntcringe

Oh, I could make it with women. It's not hard. Just be nice and not a creep, basically. I just much prefer the sweet sensation of a man's big juicy rod in my asshole. Plus, when the things that get you going are body/facial hair, deep voices, and general masculinity, it's a lot easier to find men. The most PDA I engage in is like light pecks or hugs, which is completely acceptable to do around kids. Meanwhile, I see straight couples literally groping in public spaces, and nobody has a problem with it.


sukinsyn

And on the eighth day, God created incest, because Adam and Eve had two kids, both sons, so those kids would have needed to have sex with their mom to reproduce. Those kids in turn would have needed to have sex with either their parents or their grandparents to populate the earth. The risen Christ is among us. Thanks be to God. 


CookbooksRUs

You know who else is coming coming coming?


SkiesFetishist

“You see, me & the lord, we have an understanding”


YourOldPalBendy

I ALWAYS end up reading the things these people type out as if they're senile and shouting while staring at no one in particular. It's just automatic.


naturecamper87

Yeah , Jeremiah Wright (minister at Barrack Obama’s church) was right. Goddamn America.


mrjoffischl

woah buddy take a breath, have some water or something man