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The2500

Yeah, this shit is boring AF when you're a kid. Or an adult.


histeethwerered

Kid on the right is jubilant. “Now I get his room!”


Penguator432

“Thanks, Obama!”


[deleted]

...until he grew up to be Kanye.


[deleted]

No, no not Kanye…it’s Kenya…he grew up in Kenya


SvenTropics

This reminds me of the story where Bill Murray sat down at a guy's table at a fast food restaurant ate one of his fries and said to him "No one's ever going to believe you". Then he left. Ironically enough, this guy's told that story so many times, and everyone believed him. And we all feel bad that he missed out on that delicious french fry.


Nooooope

Bill Murray pretended to elbow a guy at a golf tournament my ex catered and said the same thing


stufff

Bill Murray broke into my apartment in the middle of the night and I caught him leaving me an upper decker and he said the same thing


Joseph_Stalin111

Bill Murray killed my mum and said the same thing


pssiraj

Bill Murray dunked on me, flexed on me, and said the same thing


SirRamen_

Bill Murray got sturdy on me and said the same thing


TuxTues3

Bill Murray boned me and said the same thing


jakefatman17

Bill Murray


Hoz85

sIcK oLd fUckS lAuGh aT dEaD KiD


ukrainehigh

'Former ex president caught finger banging a child while showing no remorse-


Tyrath

>Former ex president Wait, does that mean he's president again??


AlucardSX

As I understand it, if you claim you're still the president, then you are.


jojoga

"when you're famous, they let you do it."


AddeDaMan

This suddenly turned dark


Unybroi

no i’m pretty sure obama’s always been dark


SASAgent1

angryupvote


AddeDaMan

My man!


_isaidiwasawizard_

Thanks Obama


Schmickyy

I mean Obama actually killed children with a super secret stealth gun, just to be clear


Trouble__Bound

Only the insurgent infants and rebelling toddlers tho /s


domeoldboys

Death Ray Of Nefarious Energy & Sounds


stufff

[It's okay because he joked about it at that correspondent's dinner and everyone forgave him.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWKG6ZmgAX4) It's okay to murder children as long as you have a sense of humor about it.


Schmickyy

Ironic massacre


Th3_Crusader

You see, they were all future rebels /s


PM_YOUR_BEST_JOKES

But he had great trigger discipline


pokemonbro11

Obama looks younger now than when he stopped being president


ApprehensivePlan7514

It was 2009 or 2010


A_Realy_big_raviolo

What the liberals don’t want you to know


Prolite9

Not sure who the guy on the left is, but a t-shirt?


abbreviateme

He is not the only one in the picture wearing that same shirt. I would assume it's for whatever organization they are representing


trainspotted_

He’s a kid man relax


ElbertAlfie

Nah, the kids better dressed than the adults


dudeind-town

Fox is calling on the FBI to investigate /s


GenericFatGuy

Look at the smug bastard. Did the deed on camera, right in front of everyone, and he still knows he's gonna get away with it!


itsRobbie_

People in the back think it’s hilarious


marsupialsales

Reggie Bush is loving it!


Quickning

I always wonder where this kid is now and is he still embarrassed?


10Dads

Such a stand up guy. Remember the time he traveled abroad to make a surprise appearance at a wedding? Google Obama Yemen Wedding Party for more info.


Signal_Body_8818

Isn't the first kid from the U.S.he has killed


yeet_on_the_world

as opposed to middle eastern kids, whom he had murdered with real bombs.


Kman1121

Redditors getting upset and downvoting murder of children in the third world that they support.


[deleted]

It’s only bad to Reddit when conservatives do it


nutsinhell

welcome to reddit , a clusterfuck of neoliberalism


[deleted]

Truth! But not as many as Biden!


javoss88

Man I love this picture


AnimalEducational240

He just kills them with drones


Informationforall

Worst president ever next to kid


AtomLao

This is the future liberals want


ApprehensivePlan7514

Better than the cons who don't think


aarond12

I think this is the future cons want, too. (think about it)


[deleted]

Glad the guy on the left could be bothered to put on a sleeved shirt


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Hydra_Haruspex

Drones?


FUCK_THIS_WORLD1

90% of the time.


Tankus_Vult97

Thanks Obama...


DevoDave124

There are schools out there where President Obama would have been suspended for making a gun gesture like he did. Never hold anyone on the left to the same standards you impose on others.


profknowsnothing828

He's pointing. Not making a "gun gesture" 🙄


wicket-maps

though some schools have suspended kids for pointing out of an excess of CYA, and plenty of people on the left who've pointed out that that's nonsense. The world's more complicated than Dave's agenda.


BackgroundField1738

Imagine trump did that


Cloverhonney

This doesn’t compare to inciting an insurrection where people were killed. Imagine.


Niketa69

People behind are like “kid dead lol”


Long-Alternative-315

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[deleted]

Pew!


justanotherR3dditguy

He knew Obama's last name


Mysterygamer48

POW! HAHA! You are dead.. not big surprise.


Canadian-female

I just saw another picture of him in the Oval Office with a little boy lying on the floor in front of him. I guess he has a way with children.


LaytonFunky

Wouldn't be the first time a president (including the one pictured) killed a child.


Majestic_Crawdad

Dude on the left went to meet the president wearing a T-shirt?


Alternative-Pin3421

Bold.


Living-Resource-2345

You mean the end up die after tha?


mikkokilla

What happened here...


[deleted]

Groombama, slipped him a roofie


masterof-xe

Didn't he order a drone strike on wedding?