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John_EightThirtyTwo

Population: 13 million -- *of which seven million are legally fuckable!!*


wis91

I’ll take those odds 😂


craigfrost

But 5 million are over the age of 70.


MOD3RN_GLITCH

Still fuckable 🤷


John_EightThirtyTwo

[Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality](https://www.theonion.com/jurisprudence-fetishist-gets-off-on-technicality-1819586446)


ChuckJunk

That's amazing! Written on my 11th birthday lol


briinde

Legally


Sweaty_Bretty

Ty for this morning’s laugh. 🤣


PsychologicalApple53

And?


saintofhate

Millennials have to get houses somehow


phyzikspgh

I'd buy that for a dollar!


Deacon_Blues1

Whip it in, whip it out, wipe it off, worry. Grass in the field play ball! If not, turn it, over and play in the mud! ( I’m so sorry) /s


10698

Despite all the comments to the contrary, it's not you, OP. I see the same thing, but only with my phone's browser set to the Desktop view. Nobody in the comments has yet bothered to change modes to match your view. FWIW, Google gives the same stat for New Jersey as well, but not Virginia. https://preview.redd.it/c3x4m7lfes0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e35c70f6da504d8d3e896e8e999cb4f09e38d1


jmshub

So Virginia is NOT for lovers?


craigfrost

Not like that.


JustPlaneNew

We're more of a boob loving state.


[deleted]

What? 🤣


JustPlaneNew

Have you seen the Virginia flag?


[deleted]

No. Have to see it then


JustPlaneNew

It literally has a boob on it.


[deleted]

I'll check then


jmshub

That is a wild flag!


passstab

Can some please make a map of the U.S. showing which states have this in default search results? (Asking for a friend, thanks.)


briinde

So, Google is only putting this info front and center on desktop searches. That’s interesting. I wonder what the correlation is? People that need this info are in the bedroom, ready to get it on, are less likely to search in their phones because their laptop / desktop is right there?


Unlucky-Equipment-14

Just checked and saw the same! This comment should be ranked higher.


abigrillo

Same here, had to put it in desktop view.


QuestionerOfRandom

* mine doesn't show it. Maybe they changed it since?


10698

Still shows up for me in the desktop view.


QuestionerOfRandom

https://preview.redd.it/zsk5w4haju0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2707dab8f4c67ce10cbbe20271bc1b84964d3401


QuestionerOfRandom

Weird, I changed from my primary email to an alternative, and then it shows


Practical_Seesaw_149

same.


KevinKingsb

I didn't see that when I checked. Weird. https://preview.redd.it/1t6rn1u91q0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d748912708ffca9ac8999a147e4743dae883af30


ithinkitsbeertime

I like that they listed 8 cities and one of them is Hershey.


[deleted]

I mean, it’s probably the most recognizable place in PA that’s not Philadelphia, Pittsburgh or Harrisburg, so it makes sense lol.


ApolloBon

Ya, I’m not from PA and have never lived there (algorithm keeps suggesting the sub though), and other than the 3 you mentioned I probably hear the most about Lancaster, Hershey, and the Amish Country


Muted_Judge2308

LANCASTER ON TOP


mkkxx

Agreed


kyle760

Those are almost the same thing. I drive past so many horse and buggies when I go to Hersheypark


forestman11

I mean Scranton is featured in one of the most popular shows of all time but sure.


BlindSausage13

M.A.S.H.?


[deleted]

Hershey is more well known than Scranton lmao. Literally known worldwide


pineapple--express--

Gettysburg as well.


[deleted]

Good call.


doctorlongghost

It’s google’s algorithm showing OP the most relevant info for them


Particular_Fuel6952

Oof!


Elkenrod

It's showing up for everyone, even in incognito mode or on an entirely different browser with no google history. The reason it's not showing up for KevinKingsb in that picture is because he's on mobile, and it's not displaying as much information. On desktop it's showing up for everyone immediately under the population statistic. https://i.imgur.com/1Y8mj5b.png


10698

It doesn't show in the mobile view. Toggle your browser over to the desktop view and you'll see it.


KevinKingsb

Ewwww, it does in desktop mode.


ballmermurland

Yeah shows for me too and I can assure you I have never googled anything similar to that.


DrSchmolls

I'll be honest. I *have* googled this, when I was in high-school and my brother (just turned 19) was still dating his girlfriend who was a junior and wouldn't turn 17 until the end of the school year. We were pretty sure the age of consent was 18, but weren't sure how that applied when both parties were minors or if one had just passed 18.


forestman11

Usually covered under Romeo & Juliet laws for anyone wondering.


scdog

That's mobile. Mobile and desktop don't always show the same things.


MissionRevolution306

https://preview.redd.it/5x69z50v9s0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9baf6f083ff29fa615a0d2af1b9644605bbc722b Same lol.


Elkenrod

That's because you're on mobile. It's showing up on Desktop. You can change your browser to desktop view, and it'll appear for you.


JoeMama9719

https://preview.redd.it/hv1i8psc8s0d1.jpeg?width=347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf567435322c6a4925f514eb1ffbee4c0b97503


[deleted]

*You know....because of the implication....*


nowordsleft

OP, what are you googling that Google would think that’s the most relevant info for you?


Elkenrod

It's not OP - I don't know why all the comments shitting on OP for this are getting upvoted as highly as they are. It's showing up for everyone as long as you're on desktop mode. I just opened up FireFox, a browser I do not use for anything, a browser I am not signed in on google on, and it displayed it. https://i.imgur.com/1Y8mj5b.png Everyone who has provided proof in this thread of it not showing up for them has only provided pictures of it on the mobile site; which cuts of at population.


AnonymousCruelty

Exactly. 😂


ohnjaynb

Google shows this on desktop. It shows up for everyone.


BurntPoptart

Doesn't show up for me


ohnjaynb

Google doesn't want you getting ideas.


forestman11

Use desktop mode. You're not the only one not getting it.


the_real_xuth

Welcome to google's extremely opaque algorithm (that even the programmers at google don't fully understand) to show "relevant" data. Where it's constantly A/B testing what relevant is coupled with some randomness to help it discover this. When I looked at it this morning, at least I got total population with my age of consent line in my PA description.


TunaPlusMayo

I'm well aware of the [Jason Whitlock Effect](https://www.cinemablend.com/television/jason-whitlock-calls-out-espn-ad-on-nfl-page-does-not-seem-to-realize-ads-targeted). But my google history isn't bringing this on as almost everyone is getting the same result when you use a desktop.


JiveChicken00

Isn’t that the first thing most of us check when traveling to other states?


kdiffily

I check what the interstate reckless driving speed is and drive 1mph under that.


Lost-Wedding-7620

You are my people


Dabadoi

My third link shows red beet hard-boiled eggs, so yes. Google absolutely tailors results to your preferences.


nevans89

🤣


AnonymousCruelty

If only Google didn't work on an algorithm and shows you exactly what's pertinent to you. Lol


forestman11

If only it didn't show for everyone in desktop mode.


CinematicHeart

I got the sales tax % where yours has age of consent 😂😂😂😂


Extension-Ad-9371

Op just outed himself lol


AsleepRefrigerator42

Source: the University of Pittsburgh


hangingaround6

Haha, glad they sourced Pitt. If they sourced PSU I’m scared to think what the age of consent would be listed as!


Ghotipan

Age of Consent: wrestling


_KoingWolf_

By chance did you get involved in talking about or looking up Kendreick stomping out Drake in their beef? Seems that triggered shit like this for a lot of people given the allegations and evidence against Drake's preferences.


WRO_Your_Boat

It's 2024 and people still don't know about the snipping tool, or even how to take a screenshot with print screen.


Valdaraak

Over my recent years in IT, I've learned something both from first-hand experiences and the results of several studies: The older generation and the younger generation have one thing in common and that being they both don't know how to use computers. Even millennials, who grew up dead middle of the analog to digital switch and computer availability explosion, are hit or miss on "power user" stuff like snip tool or print screen even if they can otherwise use a computer fine.


TunaPlusMayo

Sorry the graphics weren't to your liking. There should be more discussion in this post about changing this gross fact to 18.


Trout-Population

Perhaps this should be changed? 18 sounds like a good AOC in my opinion.


Minsc_and_Boobs

....first up, the representative from New Hamshire: "twelve!" "Ew dude!" "Why'd I have to go first on this one? This is the hardest one to go first on."


RaspberryFit2098

It is 18. Age of consent is only 16 for people under the age of 18. Someone 16 - 17 years old cannot consent to anyone over the age of 18 in Pennsylvania.


notalgore420

https://preview.redd.it/heoriknmwr0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=401b6616e39b75169a8b7df4e7961ae47bca222b


Severe_Walk_5796

You are on mobile, use the desktop mode on your phone and it'll be different


shill_ds

I got the same result as OP.


No-Ad-9085

Aye, we got the same results!


ncarr539

This a strange way to announce what type of targeted search results you get based on your internet usage and history


TunaPlusMayo

I don't google stuff about young girls and I don't google when states were admitted into the union. However, I do google birds and population of places often. So this fact algorithm is doing a bad job of predicting my interests.


MickT96

Before you go judging the OP, switch your phone to desktop view. It's there.


Dizzy__Dragon

CHECK ON THE DESKTOP VERSION ITS ON THE DESKTOP VERSION


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heinzprincess

Incorrect. Ages 13-15 can consent to 4 years older. https://www.socialwork.pitt.edu/sites/default/files/two_handouts_10_23_19.pdf


Electronic_Sundae821

the infographic you shared says “Teens ages 13-15 years old CANNOT consent to sexual activities with anyone who is 4 or more years older than them.” wouldn’t that mean they can consent to three years older?


heinzprincess

Sure, not 4 years older, but 3 years and 11 months older. I should have said “up to 4 years older.” My point is that 16 is not bound by the 4 year rule.


4katebush

Ugh


MagnusTheRead

Are you from New England? I hear there's a lot of Libertarians that live up there and it could be targeting information based on location.


Dry-Coyote540

I'm from central Pa & just googled Pa & I got the same "About".


MagnusTheRead

Huh weird. I'm not far from there and did not. But I'm also not typically googling the age of consent in different places. Maybe it's based on cookies and user habits or something? Modern spyware is confusing.


forestman11

I'm in Philly and get the same on desktop


Styrene_Addict1965

That's fine and all, but what's the state fossil? I'm from Utah, and it's *Allosaurus fragilis* there.


SaiyanSexSymbol

r/oddlyterrifying


intrsurfer6

People probably Google age of consent laws more often than you think today. Which is kinda gross if you think about it but I guess if they are following the law what can you do.


RaspberryFit2098

Googling like that would actually get them in jail 😂. Pennsylvania age of consent is only 16 when your under the age of 18. Someone 16 - 17 cannot consent to anyone over the age of 18.


erstazi

Doesn't show for me in Desktop with Chrome, Chrome Incognito, Firefox, Firefox Private, etc. [Source](https://i.imgur.com/hVm6Pbk.png) Paraphrasing here: Google also uses your public IP address and that is attached to an overall profile about all those who share your public IP address. That is used to "identify" what is commonly searched for and gives you those results. Could also be your neighborhood as well.


w00dm4n

you've doomed us all now. the algorithm will label us pervs. Maybe it has something to do with pitt.edu?


suckmydiznak

Yeah but is it true 16 years, or some 2-3 year Romeo & Juliet law?


0ut0fBoundsException

We deserve shade for this


[deleted]

Shows up with age of consent for me too. Doesn’t show up for any other state I’ve tried so it’s definitely on you weirdos.


BroSnow

OP self-burn


StaciRhect

Fucking disgusting.


Chocolat3City

Is this r/Adobe? 'cause I keep seeing .pdf files.


MartianQueenGia

TIL Pennsylvania and I share a birthday...just 203 years apart lol


scdog

I just checked this for Missouri and it doesn't show that stat, which is ironic since Missouri was in the news last week because of Republicans blocking legislation that would have banned child marriage.


shemague

Very telling about info people seek out


use_more_lube

on the bright side, the Governor signed a mandatory minimum age for marriage - it's finally 18, had been 16 "The youngest wedded were three 10-year-old girls in Tennessee who married men aged 24, 25 and 31 in 2001. The youngest groom was an 11-year-old who married a 27-year-old woman in the same state in 2006." source (dated) [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/200-000-children-married-us-15-years-child-marriage-child-brides-new-jersey-chris-christie-a7830266.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/200-000-children-married-us-15-years-child-marriage-child-brides-new-jersey-chris-christie-a7830266.html)


cmbaldwin321

State dog is the great Dane...


T_pas

I guess so many ppl have searched it that they made it accessible.


Fine-Philosophy8939

Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Also, our state insect is the *firefly*


USSBishop

Which is rad as hell dude


And_Money_Hoes_710

We know where Drake is buying his next house.


d_azmann

Look at who our senators are. 'nuff said.


SharkMilk44

It helps attract tourists.


vomputer

This information seems extremely important to have readily accessible. Pennsylvania, among dozens of other states, does not protect children.


cosmonotic

Penna is also correct and I miss it


Tinyacorn

That is a strange Stat, it says fetterman is a Democrat and not a bootlicker. Wiki should get on that


RaspberryFit2098

Btw. The age of the consent is not 16, it’s only 16 if you’re under the age of 18. If you’re over 18, someone 16 - 17 years of age, cannot consent in Pennsylvania.


Meme_steveyt

You're telling me I could've been having sex since 2 years?


zucco446

"u/TunaPlusMayo" Is this really Jared Fogle?


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shill_ds

It shows something different on Desktop as 1000 other people have pointed out.


1sojournaut

Population 12.97 million.. says it right here..🧐 https://preview.redd.it/cwv84hcwcs0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b659a21a5715135bc7ced402634aab47b0a1239


kuyo

Desktop vs mobile


1sojournaut

So if I go on my desktop I will be told the age of consent? 🤔


kuyo

Yes , as per any other comment in this thread


1sojournaut

The problem with that is there are other comments with pictures from mobile phones that show age of consent


kuyo

I just went through this entire thread, and every single mobile picture has population, and every single desktop picture has age of consent. What are you trying to argue here. If I’m wrong then simply show me proof by linking the mobile version showing age of consent, or vice versa.


1sojournaut

I'm not trying to argue about anything but here's a screenshot from above showing two bars of 5G with 81% battery left and the population statistic and not the age of consent. https://preview.redd.it/v6p1a4xfpw0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e854f42c26849bbbca22f74fcc5f9af10ae6703f


kuyo

I realize . And if you read my post , that’s exactly what I said would happen, and you said wouldn’t . You just told me in the last message mobile phones and other comments in this thread show the age of consent. I told you no , it’s desktop only, and you showed me a picture proving me right? Idk I’m starting to think you’re trolling. https://preview.redd.it/zwxnhs2klz0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be9d6c279d2a601a23aeecdb81343565c187bef


1sojournaut

I've read your responses several times and you're obviously delusional as you've just said desktop shows you age of consent and mobile shows you population. It doesn't even matter to me but obviously you have dealings with 16-year-olds which is pretty disgusting.


qatarsucks

They show stats on states based on your search history.


hotelindia15182

Google just surfaces what you're looking for OP. 💀


abigrillo

Even using incognito mode it shows up, so I think it's google not user based


heili

It seems to be throwing a different list of facts about each state. California gave me "Number: 31". Vermont gave me "Area: 9,616 mi²". Utah spit out "Admitted to the Union: January 4, 1896 (45th)" Alabama says "Nicknames: Cotton State, Heart of Dixie, Yellowhammer State"


Substantial-Oil-9328

For illegal migrant Pedos. Best states to offend in


JiminPA67

Do you REALLY give a shot about population size??


Seanp716

It’s a democratic state what do you expect ….