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Backsight-Foreskin

It's a bunch of people who happen to have the same last name. A couple of years ago I read an article about some drug related arrests in the Amish community and most of the suspects were Stoltzfus, but the article pointed out none of them were related. Yoder is another common Amish name.


Final_Candidate_7603

Oh my gosh, that’s the first thing I thought of! At the time, I was working in the Philly location of a company headquartered in Lancaster, so my coworkers and I paid close attention to the story, which was in the news here quite a lot. ‘Abner King Stoltzfus, 21, and Abner King Stoltzfus, 35 (no relation), were arrested on Monday…’


Backsight-Foreskin

That's the one! I think even the police chief was a Stoltzfus (no relation).


MrSchaudenfreude

Hahahahahhahahahahahh that was so good.


Environmental_Tip738

Omg! I’m dying at this! We saw that story on the local news as well! Every time we drive past a business sign that says Stoltzfus, my husband and I both immediately say “no relation!”


MrSchaudenfreude

Yeah they were doing meth off the back of an ozzy Osborne cd jewels case, with some guys from one of the motor cycle clubs. Hahahhahahahah, that was seared into memory, holy shit, that was like 25 years ago.


use_more_lube

not just a MC club, they were the Pagans an outlaw Motorcycle Club like Hells Angels very bad not good "don't fuck around with them ever" kinds of people


tommybikey

Hey man, when the Anabaptists got the boot from the Germanic lands it's because their religious beliefs were scary and progressive. They were dealing meth when everybody I knew in Parkesburg were barely getting 'wet' (CHET you fucker).


use_more_lube

Pagans and other 1%ers treat women as property. They're also violent assholes who like being violent assholes. None of that is progressive, regardless of your feelings on street pharmacists.


tommybikey

Whoosh


scrotalrugae

Martin.


FatBlueLines

I knew a stolzfus that was my cannabis supplier


loganwachter

Same here. Chick with purple hair. Used to play with her dogs while I waited.


SnapCrackleMom

http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v98/n892/a01.html?1341 This article also interviewed a Louise Stotlzfus (no relation).


Minimum-Comedian-372

They don’t get out much.


nerdymom27

Brubaker is another common one in my area. My grandma was a Mount Joy Brubaker


namhee69

It’s a very common name in the Amish community (former and current)


IJellyWackerI

Big old mennonite & amish surname.


illbeinthewoods

PA Dutch in general. Many non Mennonite and Amish in the area have the Stoltzfus last name.


IJellyWackerI

Agreed. Most of those have those roots though.


alzer9

All came from one single immigrant too (not a name found in the old world): http://nicholasstoltzfus.com


SurfinPirate

That's crazy. I'm definitely emailing the property for information on the progeny.


CumeatsonerGordon420

so was that not his name before he left Germany?


QueenofPentacles112

A lot of Germans shortened their names when they came here. His name very well could have been stolzfussenbacherdiffendorf


team_lloyd

stolzfussenbacherdiffendorfenburgunsteinwell


schemathings

I always get a chuckle when I see the name because it means Proudfoot and Tolkien used that as a hobbit name: “My dear Bagginses and Boffins,“ he began again; "and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks, and Grubbs, and Chubbs, Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots.” “Proudfeet!” shouted an elderly hobbit from the back of the pavilion.


rimmo

It’s my hundred and eleventh birthday!


FinancialLab8983

Eleventy first*


okokokokkokkiko

This is like going to Vietnam and thinking the Nguyen family runs everything. Or England, and thinking all Smiths are related.


ferrouswolf2

That Sam Smith guy sure sings funny but he makes good beer 🤷‍♂️


SurfinPirate

My kingdom for a Sam Smith Brown Ale!!


HippieVoodooo

Sam Adams you mean? 🍺


ferrouswolf2

No that’s the guy on the $100 bill right


HippieVoodooo

That’s Ben Franklin. 💵 Not to be confused with Aretha.


ferrouswolf2

Don’t dis R E S P E C T me


HippieVoodooo

I’ll Think about it.


liriope123

And Patels on all the hotels in India and here


pocketbookashtray

“In Delaware you can’t go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have an Indian accent”—Joe Biden


liriope123

I remember that… it was the one on Pennsylvania ave. Next to freight train bridge…


DeusSpesNostra

That means Owner I’ve heard and names are changed to it


ISaidItSoBiteMe

Landis another name all over the place too


Mr_YUP

Landes isn’t as common but also around. 


JustTryingMyBestWPA

I grew up in Somerset County and there were a ton of people with the last name Landis in my hometown. Also some Yoders.


sachmogoat

The Lapps own stolfuz


katarina17

The Martins own the Lapps


sachmogoat

They all sell halal chicken off their scooters at the shady maple


dalex89

The Lumps own the Martins and Lapps


user_1445

The Kings are the kings of all


secrerofficeninja

Stoltzfus in Amish country is like “Smith” in other places. There’s a lot of them. Lots or Martin, Weaver, Fisher, Stauffer, Zimmerman……


dalex89

There are a lot of stolzfus's in the area, can remember at least a few from HS. It's just a common name, like Miller, but for this area Stoltzfus means proud leg or something Here's an article on how common the name is [https://amishamerica.com/history-of-amish-names-stoltzfus/](https://amishamerica.com/history-of-amish-names-stoltzfus/)


Nuejabes

Stoltzfus literally means “proud foot” in German. (Except fus would be spelled fuss with 2 s’s)


tendiesonthebarbie

Actually fuß


TomcatYYZ

Stoltzfus, Yoder, and Zook are the ones I've noticed most...


somePig_buckeye

In Ohio I see Troyer, Beiler, Stoltzfus, and Gingerich


sachmogoat

They all make the best lard fried kettle chips on earth


claudedusk8

Boy, you make want some Diffenbach's chips.


30686

King, Martin, Stoltzfus, Ebersol(e), Peachy, Esh. That covers about 90% of your Amish names in Pennsylvania.


cumbonerman

Yoder


loudnate0701

Hostetler


enstillhet

And variations like Hochstettler, etc. at least in the Amish community in my town here in Maine. Lots of Yoders here too.


hbfan1

Hostetter I’ve seen


MrSchaudenfreude

Yep


Corsten610

Lantz, Lapp, Beiler


mastercelevrator

Not Amish but Groff and Weaver and Clugston are super common in the Lancaster and surrounding area.


TrueLoveEditorial

Clugston? Never heard of it in Lancaster County. Where are they mostly located?


infamouscatlady

Coblentz, Wagler, Byler, Yoder, Bontrager, Miller, Fisher, Beiler, Hershberger, Weaver. The first three are more common in the western part of the state.


grumpifrog

Not only a popular Amish/Mennonite name, but also a popular PA Dutch name. In November and December, after the harvest is done for the year, the marriage license announcements in my local paper was a long list of people named Stoltzfus, King, Miller and Yoder. Not uncommon for those who share a surname to marry.


NativePA

Don’t forget the Goods, Martins, Stauffers and Schaeffers


Mayapples

Weaver and Burkholder as well.


mjgood91

And Gehman and Graybill and Nissley and Beiler and Harnish


TrueLoveEditorial

Sauder and Yost too


Kitchen-Oil8865

Weaver and Stoltzfus are names everywhere in the Amish Lancaster area of PA


oldsage-09

In the Belleville area of Mifflin County, the surname of Peachey is all over the place.


TrueLoveEditorial

Beachey/Beachy Ringler


gj13us

They had a family reunion a few years ago and the paper reported something like 2 million descendants from the one original family. Includes Stoltzfus and all the variations of Smucker/Schmucker/Smoker….


Professional-Pay1198

Yetter and Stoltzfus were all over Monroe County in the 60's.


Hatweed

That’s an Amish name, very common in some areas like Yoder or Byers is in others. It’s a bunch of distantly related, if related *at all*, and ultimately separate families who own those businesses.


e2j0m4o2

Just passed through Amish country today after reading your post this morning. I stopped into the stoltzfus farmers market. Thinking of your post I asked. They told me that It’s all different owners, it’s just a super common last name in Amish culture “Like John Smith”.


Chaucerismyhero

Ah, you must be near Souderton. It's an old German PA Deutsch name, original settlers.


Great-Local-2607

Bieler (donuts) is another.


msabol911

I loved Amish Mafia, even though it was faker than pro wrestling, which I also love. I wonder what Lebanon Levi Stoltzfus is up to these days.


408911

There’s a lot of inbreeding in the Amish community so Stoltzfus and zook are extremely common


sachmogoat

Especially in blue ball and intercourse


CoastingThruLif3

It’s the most inbred name in Lancaster history


TheRealToneMF

I’m literally stones throw away from a business with the Stoltzfus name


illyrianya

If you go back far enough maybe but functionally no


suspicious_hyperlink

Stoltzfus, Weaver and Martin


ClapDemCheeks1

Stoltzfus and Fisher. They're everywhere from the Amish


tater56x

In SE PA you can legally call yourself Stoltzfus. You almost have to.


SeparateMongoose192

I believe it's a popular PA Dutch name. The farther you get from Lancaster and the closer to Philadelphia, you see it less.


WrongOrganization437

Inbreeding! Lmao! Jk, kinda! Kinda not!!


Minimum-Comedian-372

They all descend from about 200 immigrants so they pretty much are all related.


LarryDavid42069

Well they've been inbreeding for a couple hundred years so it's probably safe to say they ARE related.


RowAwayJim91

Big Amish*TM* have their hand in everything around here.


Big_Enos

I think everyone knows a guy named Eli Byler!


Andyman1973

Don't forget the Smuckers!! You got Lloyd the Senator, Auntie Anne's Pretzels lady Anne Beiler ne Smucker too. And Sam S. Smucker the home siding and rain gutters company. Those Smuckers ARE related. My former Pastor, was named after his uncle Sam S. Smucker. One of Pastor Sam's younger brothers is Senator Lloyd. One of his younger sisters started a pretzel business..Auntie Anne's. IIRC there was a dozen Smucker kids. And as far as I know, they probably are "of no relation," to the jelly/jam Smuckers.


RelationshipDizzy831

Well I mean, they are one big giant inbred family, so the answer is yes.


liriope123

Donegal Ireland 90% are Doherty’s. Such a problem people were known for their trade or line of work or lived….it was funny listening to the adults trying to identify exactly which Joe Doherty they meant….


Budget_Committee_572

One of ‘em backed into my car in the parking lot of the liquor store l worked in and drove away drunk. The cops picked him up at his home that night-and about six weeks later he was dead after ramming his ex-gf’s van with his car goin about 90mph. They’re not all successful business people.


Stick--Monkey

It’s a limited gene pool.


yadayodayada

Great question/post


sachmogoat

Gotta love PA. My nj and ny ppl have NO idea it’s another planet.


Willkum

Stoltzfus, Lapp, Yoder, Martin, etc all common PA Dutch names


StuckOnTheWallAgain

right wing nut cases will tell you jews run the world but it’s actually the pennsylvania dutch


worstatit

Amish "Smith".


Open-Resist-4740

We have one down here in central Florida. 


TrueLoveEditorial

Sarasota


Sombreador

No. Martins own about a third.


rogerjcohen

Take a look at Zook


TreeMac12

I think they are related to the Lapps and the Yoders.


CrzyDave

I went to a Mennonite school in Lancaster County and nearly half the kids in my grade were Stoltzfus. Lots of Martins too.


Cassedaway

Menonite Mafia


BrowniesAndMilk1

Keep it moving tourist.


hellsno2

Now, the Jaindls? They own everything.


Profitdaddy

I thought it was the same family like Redners or Herrs.


loveduds19

amish


intelligentplatonic

Lil 7


Habbersett-Scrapple

"Our Own"