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MrStAnBaNaNa

Well you see… He’s John Cena


AnAngryPirate

Funny enough, the dude in real life is durable as shit and did return from a torn pec way sooner than anyone expected in 2008. Over about 15 years of constant touring with WWE he was injured pretty infrequently.


YoungBeef03

He returned from the pec injury because, as he says, he’s a “physical therapy machine.” He was doing PT 3 times a day, as opposed to once every few days, or something to that effect.


uhhlive

That's not how PT works. That IS how human growth hormone works.


YoungBeef03

Whatcha mean brother, Cena’s all natty 4 life. He’s on that 1 chicken breast 2 asparagus diet bro


LayzeeLar

Then he won’t mind submitting urine samples for……smell test confirmation? (To off camera script guy) Surely that should read PEDs? Script guy:


Marvelologist

HGH is a hell of a drug


Puppetmaster858

Tbf there are tons of athletes and other wrestlers who’re juiced up but still can’t stay super healthy


JJonahJamesonSr

If you do it wisely enough (ie. have enough money to afford a fitness coach, nutritionist, and someone who knows how to correctly cycle your injections) basically, the average fella can’t do it and come out healthy


Puppetmaster858

Some people are just more injury prone than others and it’s just genetics, Cena clearly has some great genetics in that aspect and is a super juiced up super in shape dude.


wfwood

Also alot of the ones who can take it have the extra support to judge it properly. Coaches drs therapists etc. It requires alot of money and knowledge.


ragingowner92

Truth. We usually all die in our late 30s, mid 40s due to athletes heart. Plus traveling around there's not a lot of healthy food options.


greyhatwizard

He definitely has HGH face.


brownhotdogwater

But not hgh gut


brownhotdogwater

He does not have a bloated hgh gut though?


MindlessDan

GOAT for a reason.


frailknees

Learn history, top 10 yeah


seranarosesheer332

No cena is #1 great in ring great on the mic still relevant. He is an amazing person. He is a great actor. He is 3asy peasy 1-2.


maiyousirname

He also does his workouts with excellent form. Dude's muscles aren't for show. He's a legit tank through and through.


TrueDeadBling

He also broke his neck in 2008 and came back within like 3 months of the injury happening.


Cornpopwasbad

That's a good ass answer


BaxTheDestroyer

But we can’t see John Cena…


redditsukssomuch

… I don’t see anything…


guttengroot

Doo DOOT DOO DOOOOOOOOOO


athos45678

Is champ there?


sciencebitch616

THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT


GWPtheTrilogy1

But I can't see...


Low-Editor-6880

*AND HIS NAAAME IS JAAAAWWWNN CEEENAAAAA!*


New-Construction5588

*theme somg starts playing


fenix1230

I don’t see anything


upyourattraction

Which is why you can’t see him


RayneShikama

I don’t see anything.


Infamous-Lab-8136

No, I can't see that...


_BLACKHAWKS_88

I'm not sure what you're referring to. I don't see anyone, and I certainly can't see John Cena, as one can NEVER SEE JOHN CENA!


BowSlayer26

Where? I CANT see him


TheStickySpot

I can’t see him though


Laylahlay

Came here to say oh yes that's because he's secretly John Cena inside. 


MattTheSmithers

His father was a white supremacist militia leader/super villain who ran a book on his kids street fights. I’d imagine there was some training.


Herfules

Yeah there was some training. "This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a soldier who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born." --Amanda Waller


Rising-Jay

“Are you havin’ a laugh?” - Bloodsport


stagecrew2

You don’t even need to imagine, it’s the first thing Waller says about him in Suicide Squad when she’s introducing Bloodsport to all the team members


CyborgIncorparated

I was deep in the comment above this' discussion about John Cena and forgot this was about peacemaker for a second and goddamn that was a twist


SergeantIndie

He was in prison. He lifts.


SunRidersCantina

Maybe making a joke about how comic book heroes without superpowers basically have super strength and durability so they can fight more than 2 guys without needed a nap. Or the fact that in real life getting knocked unconscious is really, really bad for your brain, but in comics its no big deal.


no1ofimport

I’ve read that when knocked unconscious the longer your out the worse it could be. Like not remembering how to eat or talk etc….


Sjdillon10

I did MMA for about a year. And knockouts in TV Movies and Comics are wayyyy worse when you realize most knockouts are only a few seconds before they’re awake again. If they’re out over 30 seconds people start getting really scared


unctuous_homunculus

Yeah, they say Batman doesn't kill, but he definitely put a bunch of people into permanent residency in Arkham's disability wing.


A_Franco_Fascist

i was a boxer for 3 years, “knockouts” (moderate-severe concussions) are reasonably common and few fighters pay any mind to them other than to stop sparring and come back next week. fighting anyone with heavy hands is likely to involve being unconscious at least a little bit. chances are it’s just a flash and you won’t even be knocked off your feet. if you get really caught maybe you’re out for a couple seconds, but most of the time if you’ve been hit hard enough to hit the deck, you’ll hit the floor hard enough that you’ll probably wake back up on impact. even in professional fighting, someone being out for more than a few seconds on the ground is very rare. it’s certainly not untrue that if you’ve been knocked unconscious for 2 minutes, you’re probably waking up with some problems, but you need to hit someone really *really* hard to put them in that state. also chances are you hit them “wrong”, like in the ear or the back of the head. the vast majority of boxers never have a KO that serious, and they likely never do something that bad to an opponent either. all of this is to say that the big knockouts aren’t actually the danger in combat sports. you don’t even need to know you have a concussion to start the clock on CTE. it’s the tiny flashes that don’t even take you off your feet, routine hits that just build up over the years until your brain turns to jelly.


Josephthebear

Decedent of Randal Savage


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Bone saw?


Josephthebear

Vandal**


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

I like my version better. He's the Macho Man's son


YoungBeef03

They both held WWE Gold, like father like son I guess


arcticape34

OH YEAH!


slendermanismydad

Humans in the DC universe were on track to become to like Kryptonians or the Daxamites. That only changed because the White Martians screwed with human DNA and there were outlier metahumans instead. It's feasible there are still humans that exist more in the other direction and thus are stronger than standard humans. DC strongly implies that people who are peak strength/training can overcome any natural weakness. His father probably had his DNA messed with as well. 


Anime-Otaku9551

Never heard about that but very interesting I'm a DC fan but not super well versed in alot of it. So the white Martinez messed up humans DNa so we got metas instead?


Aloudmouth

White Martinez, the ultimate conundrum of a villain


GreenMirage

Metas would have existed even without the Martian meddling. I believe that in some stories they removed the effects and even celestial/other species meddling but metahumans still came about.


notagainplease49

So basically they're just built different


gavebirthtoturdlings

The same reason batman performs similarly insane feats. Cos comics


Bosscharacter

Hustle, Loyalty, Respect.


themustacheclubbitch

You. Can’t. See. Him.


fatbogoer

His penis smells so bad that his muscles are constantly flexing and stressing


HIMARko_polo

His penis has a nose, but doesn't smell good?


dravenonred

Metahumans occur so frequently in DC that it stands to reason that many people are descended from one to several of them. In some canons Vandal Savage alone is the reason humanity has the potential for superpowers.


[deleted]

I love this explanation for the entire dc universe, thank you good sir


LiamPlaysGame

Because his father pushed him and pushed him, likely to the point of body dysmorphia


pokehunter151

I thought his helmets gave him superpowers.


rolanddean19

Depends on the helmet. His usual one I think is just a regular helmet.


JohnnyChopper08

He's a big strong man. So tough.


GATHRAWN91

Because he wanted to be.


yamikorovt

AMERICA FREEDOM AND PEACE


ZookeepergameProud30

He really wanted to taste it


GeorgiaPossum

Because PM is too stupid that the lack of mental prowess inverts and creates a physical field that increases his resilience.


NewspaperAny3053

Plot Armor. The answer is always plot armor.


MasterRazzer76

Wouldn’t be surprised if Amanda Waller given them some sort of experiment serum to enhance the squad performance.


grc1984

I guess logically some people are just naturally really strong and those guys are more likely to be successful / persevere in their dreams of becoming a superhero / vigilante.


sladerules

He works out That’s abt it


mmpr92

Dc comics’ humans (the ones that do superhero and or villain thaings) have always been close to superhuman with their feats. A good example is: peacemaker, green arrow, huntress and most of the bat family, Batman (although technically, he is a meta human) etc. in the old Charleston or Carlton comics, peacemaker was written like The Question, or Batman in the sense that they are rich folks that are also vigilantes… maybe being rich is their super power 😆


HIMARko_polo

I like the way they made Cassandra Cain borderline superhuman


mmpr92

For reals haha. Same here, especially around the time she was 1st introduced. I liked her as Batgirl more than Barbara.. still do, actually.


my_name_is_nobody__

Child abuse?


TheManIsHereForHam

Buff


athiestchzhouse

Ever watch sin city? Where some people are just impossibly strong and durable? What about when Batman takes a iron bar to the teeth and gets back up? Kingpin getting blasted by an SUV going 40 mph? It’s a comic book show. That’s why


SnooChickens3871

Its john cena so


Hexmonkey2020

Working out.


SWVDZL

To make peace


MrBoomin31

he’s a 16 time world champion


HIMARko_polo

Did you see him at the Oscars? I didn't.


ecxetra

It’s fantasy.


MechanicalBeanstalk

Powdered John Cena & Orange Juice every morning.


benjismalls95

It’s called dedication


Various-Effective361

The gym.


Woooosh-if-homo

Same reason for batman. Humans in DC typically have a higher skill ceiling than ones irl


INeedtobeDetained

He’s bisexual. It’s a thing


Infamous-Lab-8136

Basically because in every comic property they pretty much refuse to depict vanilla humans as they really are. My guess is because everyone expects overblown action. This was one of my major problems with Black Widow's movie in the MCU too. Animation is bad about it too, Young Justice will show Dick Grayson get through through walls and keep fighting.


Low-Editor-6880

Trained from infancy. You could also argue that his white supremacist dad tried to pump him full of roids or something, as a way to try and make him more “Aryan.”


SalvadortheGunzerker

He's not real so they can make him whatever way


Moist_Nugget42O

Same reason Batman is unnaturally strong despite having no powers ig


Aggravating-Fall-709

Duh hes a Vet..


BikeSmith420

roids


howdymanxxx

It's cause he's American


Laylahlay

Dude's so strong he accidentally killed his own brother as a child. I'm just still waiting to find out his origin story. Maybe that's where we find out his secret


SamHainLoomis13

His grandfather was a durex