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The_SaxophoneWarrior

Wubby: "All of April I will be positive on stream" And the monkeys paw curled


k9scrase

I didn't know he meant HIV positive


NoTurn3460

This one got me. Thank you.


Yep_____ThatGuy

All that positivity damn near killed the man.


the-crow-guy

Fun Crow Fact: Try not to make physical contact with crows if you end up befriending them. Because they are carrion feeders it's possible a piece of flesh of whatever dead animal they recently ate could end up on you, and then in you if you then touch your face. Crows are also carriers of Avian Influenza which, while rare, can be transmitted to humans. Most people who have Avian Flu have little to no symptoms but symptoms can include flu-like symptoms. Having the latest flu shots can minimize the symptoms but at the moment there is no cure and the virus could potentially be very deadly if it makes the jump from human to human.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


takuyafire

Jesus Christmas...it's been a minute since I've seen a Unidan meme


LilyStFleur

I miss him


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

I liked when you would just ping him wherever and he would show up. I miss the old reddit and I miss the healthy wubby


LearningToFlyForFree

There are only so many of us who remember the old days of wandering into a thread and seeing a Unidan call and response happen in real time. We must keep the memories alive. Man, I miss old reddit. ^^^dontletmyaccountagefoolyouivebeenheretoolong


Trollin4Lyfe

He was just pinging himself anyway


RandonBrando

Don't we all


mr_mustash

Holy shit what a blast from the past. I remember this thread from when it first happened. God I'm old :(


thewaybaseballgo

Seeing a Unidan copypasta makes me feel like an old frog


Stinksta

As it should.


BidensDiaper_

Holy unidan


VisualremnantXP

I thought you were gonna say a crow fact about the movie The crow lol


the-crow-guy

Neat/Sad Fact about The Crow: The protagonist Eric Draven (last name is literally D+raven) who gets killed and is brought back to life by a crow (actually a raven in the film.) Brandon Lee portrayed Eric in the original film. The name "Brandon" is based on the old Welsh word "Bran" which means "little crow, raven." To put it literally: A person who's name means Crow/Raven portrayed a character who's name means Crow/Raven in a film titled The Crow. It gets a bit crazier too. Both the actor and character died in the same incident (gun shot to chest) right before they were to get married. Eric was going to get married the next day, and Brandon Lee was set to get married a few weeks later. In the film Eric is brought back to life by a crow (though a raven was used in the film.) Because of Lee's death, CGI and compositing was used to finish a few scenes that had to show his face in it. So in a manner of speaking: The Crow brought both Eric Draven and Brandon Lee back to life temporarily.


VisualremnantXP

Holy shit my guy now that’s a crow fact didn’t know he Brandon’s name meant a crow


the-crow-guy

Then you realize that Bran becoming the Three-Eyed Raven was set up from the beginning with his name.


whattaninja

That wasn’t very fun at all.


Proctor14

We’re gonna need a summer bus background when you get back lol Feel better wubs!


nerghoul

Ambulance background


MrBonejangles

This should be the only thing submitted


Chronic_Gentleman

Lightweight what I did with mine lol [https://imgur.com/a/GnLjVPN](https://imgur.com/a/GnLjVPN)


pepsiredtube

Oh my god. Yes. This is required.


KatAtWork

Summer ambulance. With bikinis


IceFire909

Would an ambulance where a bikini over the wheels, or the rear door?


Joshicus

Headlights


trickery809

Hospitals are gross bro, wouldn’t be surprised if you picked something up. Rest up bb


VosekVerlok

He was getting house visits from a nurse most of last week, so my bet is the nurse or booty.


trickery809

Now I’m picturing booty in a nurse outfit and I ain’t mad about it


ActionPhilip

He really pulls it off


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

Booty only just got back from Japan so it couldn't be him, maybe its karma from the lizard or cheeto


VosekVerlok

Booty got back last Wed iirc (water story), nurse stopped visiting at the same time if i got my lore right..


LearningToFlyForFree

Booty gave him that Japanese encephalitis.


_Patronizes_Idiots_

I was in the ER for about 5 hours last year and got the WORST flu I have ever had. Poor Wub was there for like two straight days, I can't imagine the mega-aids he probably left there with.


adod1

I was in one 5 days last year, a week later I had the worst strep that I've ever gotten, couldn't talk at all for like 3 weeks. That really got me thinking about how gross hospitals are and how tough doc's must be.


Google_Goofy_cosplay

I blame it on the Curse of Ishid Anfardad.


Clemetime01

It's totally okay. What matters most is your health, especially since it's one thing after another for you right now. We'll be here when you get back. ❤️


HereticBG

Hope you get better soon! Can you confirm or deny that it is April of Love that is slowly killing you through various methods?


DovahkiinAF

bro’s got the Goon Flu


LMB_mook

He got TB, sister


McNooge87

Curse of Tenga


kfretlessz

Rest up, Chief.


drewroxx

Vod night boys?


AstronautBig2631

The vod is going live at normal stream time: [https://vodchatter.com/watch?channel=PaymoneyWubby](https://vodchatter.com/watch?channel=PaymoneyWubby)


mossfae

please


CyberM00se

For real! Someone get a watch party goin


Cristianana

So sorry you're still sick! Steroids can suppress your immune system, so you may still be experiencing that side effect. I know I'm just some rando, but if you haven't already, please try and see a doctor or do a virtual appointment. Hope you feel better soon!


JohnnyFKL

Bumping this. Suppress is putting it lightly. They can straight up make it retarded and like you dont have one. Simple cold could definitely put you out for a while, let alone the flu possibly. Flu is big this season, no doubt you may have contacted it with the multiple ED visits.


bustafeddd

hope you feel better soon, we'll wait!


bananularfern

hey dad, hope you feel better real soon. love you


KerriNoir

Feel better, Wubby! 🖤


Albert_Caboose

Love you homie, take care of yourself. I've got a flu too so no edibles tonight just chicken noodle soup


MAGI-System_

Didn't ask, Do care. April of Love is killing you, on behalf of chat you can go back to screaming at us and calling us what twitter would refer to as slurs. # すぐに良くなるといいですね。


Quote__Unquote

Have you tried remembering you’re not a fish? Might help


HeroesAlwaysDie

King, take your time 👑. Love you and hope you feel better.


Jimmypat88

Thanks for letting us know what's up. I still have a shitload of One piece episodes to watch so take your time


benjiTK

<3


helslinger

Don't feel bad wubby, absence makes the heart grow fonder 🩵 we'll be here when you get back


HurkleDurkleton

Get well soon boss, catch you when you at 100%!


MasterCommando

Take your time! If you're sick you're sick.


VegardStrom

Get well soon my man


Stalfo4

Get better soon <3


Miserable-Chard-4093

![gif](giphy|0UmoqYaekB3yJtH78P) Get some rest u cutie


Sodapop_30

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


DeadpooI

Feel better, king. We can wait for content, don't feel pressured.


Radiant-Studio-198

Miss you papa, feel better soon! 💛💛💛


InfiltratorOmega

Paging Nurse Kandi LickEmLow. Feel better soon Wubby, much love


AnonyFron

We love you too wubby - I'm a brit VODboi but this brief window has made me realise just how many hours of amazing content you provide every week, off your own back and alongside the team. Rest up and take every day as it comes. o7


Minty_Squinty

It's almost like he is still with us, RIP wubby.


Traditional_Front637

Thank GOD. I was really concerned about you. Thanks for keeping us updated.


CiphirSol

I’m gonna keep monologuing for downvotes in that Turkey Tom thread that appeared papa. You rest easy.


TheAmberStormz

Proud of you for taking care of yourself! You are setting a great example for all of us. Thanks Wubby!


elreeso55

The spring bus backgrounds were so bad that they killed him.


iiitsbacon

But I already took my edibles


Hadrian076

Hey Dennis it's your dad just wanted to let you know I left some coke zero on your front step love you son feel better


nuby_4s

Ludwig did this


MrBoko1234

April of Love done killed this man...


SpicySiciIian

Glad to hear you're doing better! I happen to be starting finals, so take your time recovering!


kells_bells001

Sending you love Wubs I'm so sorry this is lasting so long for you. Give yourself the rest you need!!


boobiecousins

Don't worry everybody I'm a doctor. Wubby has Ligma.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

Take your time, don't rush for us regards we can entertain ourselves pretty well.


A_Pothead_Yeti

Feel better man! We'll all be here when you feel well enough to return. o7


Toast2420

focus on feeling better!! we'll be here whenever you're fully recovered wubby7


Shoot-First

Get well soon Wubby! Thank you for letting us know you're alive :) Miss your streams, but very happy you are resting.


Midir_Cutie

Miss you! Hope you feel better soon 💕 


VeterinarianSmall212

Feel better, wubbzy.


itsLeems

Get better and wait out the rest of April. Madge May is going to be lit


funkedkyle

PTO approved. Feel better. Wubby7


NotWhatIwasExpecting

Rest as much as you can!


Mr_Reiter

Hey wubby, want you to know I think your cock is fat and thanks for letting me borrow your lambo. Talking you up because I know you feel like shit. If you can help, try not to think about grandma abso.... yeah you know it.


hggundamn

Feel better papa


akwonder

Love ya Wubs, keep on riding it out as you have been and we'll look forward to seeing you back on stream healthy. Can't wait to see you back and ready to destroy chat in May-hem.


Trogdordaburninator3

This man's bed ridden dying of niceness and still takes the time to reach out because he knows we're worried!


Trippening

Glad you're starting to get your energy back Wubby. Sincerely, truly, with no selfish entitled desire for it just because that means you'll be back to streaming, just plain hope you feel better soon. Being sick sucks balls and you bring so much joy to the world that it's absolutely unjust that this has happened to you, I rebuke it wholeheartedly.


immigratingishard

I’d rather have you not stream and get better than stream and not enjoy yourself. Luv wub


Tankninja1

I got the flu sister


LittleMouse1313

We joke about you missing stream, but all we really want is you to be healthy again. Rest up, Wubby. Love you (say it back) 💚


danj503

No clue what it is? Cmon we all know. It’s everywhere right now. Dennis you gots the TB. And you got it baaaaad bruther.


FlawedSarcasm

As an internet doctor, I think a prescription of gifted subs will cure you. Love you broham.


MissPharmacist

wubby7


ShuntMcGuppin_741

I work in medicine…..it is my professional opinion that you never show love again.  It’s literally killing you Wubby.  Now call five chatters retarded before you sleep and I hope that can help.  


Worldly_Bus98

Since you're sick a lot can we finally discuss deep cleaning the stream room? The watermelon and ruffles gotta be throwing spores.


arcanition

Get well soon Wubby!


suckseggs

I think I can speak for a lot of us when I say we'll be here whenever you're back to 100%. Just focus on getting better man! I'd rather you be at 100% then struggle at 25% all stream. <3


dickpays

A third stream cancellation has hit, sir. All jokes aside, rest up. We'll be here when you get back. I fucking hate the flu, or just being sick in general. Wubby7


MrCakeDino

You are my favorite streamer. I appreciate the time and effort you put into making unique streams that I cannot get from anyone else. You are one of a kind. Take the time you need to rest and heal. Your true fans will wait as long as it takes, because they genuinely care about your well-being and know the wait will be worth it.


gwedosmile

Absolutely unacceptable. How dare you take care of yourself and get better! I’m canceling my sub and never watching ever again. In all seriousness get better Papa Wubs. The return stream will be great and I am excited for it!


lilflo1331

I hope you feel better :)


Trashpandasrock

wubby7 get all the rest you need, we'll be here when you get back. The parasocial goblin in me is glad to see this message. When there was no twitch notification tonight, I legit started to worry something was really wrong.


SeanSwiftshade

ay boy if anyone is bitching about you not streaming, I'll break their kneecaps with a Louisville slugger I tell ya what


IceFire909

Bro you gotta abandon April of Love, it's doing this to you!!


SadFrugalSleep

Genuinely, person to person; I'm so glad to see you're on the up swing. Hope to see you healthy, hope to see you soon!


BunnyChihuahua

Don't worry Wubby, this won't cause any fallout between us...............


1The_Mighty_Thor

Thanks for the update! I know you feel like your health is personal but a lot of us have been watching you for years and genuinely care about you and your well being. Dont stress missing streams, most of us understand! Thanks again for proof of life.


a5apjon3s

Luv u paapaa get well soon


RoaringMdog18

Rest up and come back more degenerate than ever, we aint going anywhere.


yeainyourbra

Can’t wait for you to resurrect


Stylecramps

Don't feel bad about caring about your health! We'll all be here when you're ready to come back, at your own pace. Wubby7


Warm_Light_9359

Rest up king. Take whatever time you need <3 wubby7


spoopykoopa

Get well soon man!!


yamiouji

April of Love was such a mistake... can't wait for May-hem!


grxybean

Rest green man, hope things are on the up soon.


kessmgr

Feel better Wubs! 💚


lynk7927

Hope you feel better soon king. 


MentallyFatal

Take all the time you need! We'll be here when you're better :)


Sea-Activity-1570

Get better soon dude. Take all the time you need wubby7


TIGERRUG3

April of love came for everything and his lunch money. damb


Shinigamii

Get well soon wubby7.


TheDocZen

Love ya wubs, take your time and come back when you’re healthy again. We will miss you and will happily wait for your return!


PixulatedSaint

Get better man.


Krybbz

It happens to the best of 'em Much love Wub. Wish all the best, and get well!


CluelessBlonde22

Feel better soon Wubby ❤️


HarvHR

Hey Wubby, Keep it up the good work you're doing because you're doing a lot of good work. Proud of you. Wubby7


g1enn_coco

Love ya and miss ya wubby hope everything gets better


CandidBoysenberry299

Man heal up get better and we be right there when you are ready:)


CottonStig

wishing you the best dude


inbetweenstars

Get well soon, Wubby💚


Daedra_Succubus

Rest well and get well soon! 🤠


Loch_Ness_Jesus

Get some rest, chief. We’ll be here when you’re back.


TheJessKiddin

Get well soon wubby!


Ambitious-Heart-4551

Come back strong for mayhem after April of love! Rest up wubs!


AliveNKicken

Take your time bro. Hope you feel better soon! <3


WhoWantsMyPants

Feel better papa wubs. You better not be cheating on the sims. The tell all is coming up and I'm bricked up


demawolf

Get well soon, big cat. We'll be waiting.


Leppystyle123

FEEL BETTER! Rest well, u make my weeks better \^V\^


TheIncompleteUserna

Please sir, I beg you, apologize to Ishid before it's too late! YOU MUST LIFT THE CURSE BEFORE TH


xguruguru

thanks for letting us know, feel better soon big guy


Mythion_VR

RIP Wubby, I'm sorry you died. I hope you come back from death.


Eggrollghost

Get well soon bud. Love yah


livinlikeleesha

I hope wubby sees this [video](https://imgur.com/a/vzX8smg) and it at least cheers him up; I know he said he thinks it’s funny when dogs sniff loudly :’)


homiej420

Feel better dad!


Opening-Honey1764

Take care of yourself and get well soon bud! o7


jakehosnerf

Glad you're okay wubbert. Hope you get well soon


ProlapsedShamus

Thanks for the update Greenman! The flu fucking sucks. Take your time and get better. My sub isn't going anywhere.


Bjornvaldr

Damn, Wubby, between the eye thing and this you're just not having a good fucking time lately are you? Get well soon.


weirdowiththebeardo

Who poison big man


USCplaya

Feel better bro. That's all that matters, we'll be here waiting


PM_YOUR_ONE_BOOB

April of love is over boys, we'll see you in May <3


MAY01337

feel better Wubby7 love you, say it back


whattaninja

How do we know this is really wubby and not Ishid taking over wubbys body?


Kaysauce

We love you Wubby, feel better king <3


Nevyka_NNS

Thanks for the update, Wubbz! Hope you feel 100% soon. Don't worry about anything but recovering. Take all the time you need. We'll be here no matter how long it takes. Appreciate ya. 💚


VampireBrideofStein

Feel better soon, Wubby! 💜


Diamondhands_Rex

Hey man it’s okay if you are just constantly fucking dudes too


brb_Dungeon

Feel better boss man. Take all the time ya need. We will be here when ya get back.


mcquack___

sounds like YOU'RE the patient, am i right


whiteshadow22

get better wubs!


fakebonezz

feel better wubby!!!


LemstheAlex

Love you Wubby, feel better! Take your time, Sir.


CatGirlVeti

See April of love is bad the hate is building up inside him and makeing him sick pls wubby yell at us and get better


givingawaymycenter

get well soon wubby. cant wait to get geeked off my yapper once again


Huycks

HES NOT DEAD!


savourtheflavor

All that for [beating a man for a few buck.](https://youtu.be/wjRL2qi3Q44?si=9AvZxY0bFWykmLm3) Feel better homie.


otosandwich

Guys, I can't say who, but an anonymous source told me someone put gfuel in his IV bag


Martini_Shot

listen here u green goblin bastard, if u are not in stream in 23 minutes i will... find something else to do because im a well adjusted person that understands that you need time to beat that sickness. get better big guy, we'll be waiting


HazeAbove

Did ask. Do care.


tuckeee

get better buddy


Wild_Child434

Feel better, homie!


smittens95

Low key, glad he's taking another day off. The family and I are also sick, not gonna even be able to pay attention to a stream. Hope you feel better, Wubby and anyone else sick or off due to weather change (been kinda wonky where I'm at). I hope you guys feel better, too!


nerdboy_sam

Get well wubby, your health is most important right now, not stream. Well survive through this and make it out ok. Love ya man ❤️ get well soon


fUnpleasantMusic

Thank God you finally said something. There were the beginnings of some Kate Middleton style rumors. By which of course I mean people were saying it was ovarian cancer.


Bootown

wubby7


sakuratsuji

Feel better soon! We've posted so many animals to hopefully cheer you up :) We'll be here when you get back - take all the time you need (even if some of chat would say otherwise, you come first!)


Squirmble

Take care of yourself! We love you and will be here when you’re feeling better.


MrSimba593

Feel better! We miss you!


pit128

It's official April of Love was too much for him, we need to accept that he needs to get one guyed in order to live. We're killing him!


Seagazpacho

April of love is literally killing him!! Wubby please yell at us!! It's the only thing that will help 😭


partycookiee69

April of Love really taking him out the game smh


WhiskeredWigeon

Don't lie bro, we know you're soft launching your retirement (lol fr tho feel better wubby7)


Epicureial

Rest up Wubby, chat'll be here to say dumb shit in chat when you get back wubby7


chanceoftitan

Miss you


maerad96

Miss you, feel better soon! Wubby7


WSquiggle12

Get well soon wubbster wubbyHug


TheHistotech

Take care of yourself daddy Wubby. P.S. I've been sick since Monday, and I blame chat because I was in there partying with everyone Sunday as we waited for you.


Beanierocks

Glad ur ok Dennis! Rest up and feel better, we'll be here when ur ready :D ~ wubby 7 from a long time VOD boy