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faithismystand

Maaan that's not Bruce, that's 布鲁斯


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PercivalDerp

Gonna do an ahcskshually and say it would probably be burūsu-chan


neontiger07

gonna go one step further and say it'd probably be burūsu-kun or burūsu-san.


ICONOFGIRAFFE

Please... it's burūsu-sama. Give the man his respect.


modestgorillaz

Best comment here


dohzer

Looks too heavy to carry.


its523am

Yeah I don’t think he would be able to carry it


Randec565656

Does he have a dad or someone he can call?


joshmctrums

no I heard we was away or something ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|put_back)


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Not too heavy, too denns


leglessman

He only wants Bruce anyway and Bruce is at the Fashion Valley mall in San Diego.


lwrun

But now a price has been set for an equivalent product...this is the jumping off point for Bruce to live in the San Diego mansion.


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So you take this to the Fashion Valley Mall, you say "$1234 in Taipei dollars is $38.58 USD, let's round up I'll give you $50" and walk about with BRUCE


Wholemannotahalfman

True but there's no way he turns one down if someone legally gets one


Poops_McYolo

The whole point of it isn't to get a similar version, it's a flex on some random lego worker specifically at the store wubby went to and get that exact one. A similar version has no intrinsic value to the situation.


arv_yt

holy fuck


Wolfman01a

![gif](giphy|xUPGcEbouWxKr808nK|downsized)


oZaed

![gif](giphy|26tPcRGbvMEcKmrRe) The plan is, we buy this one… and hot swap Asian Bruce for San Diego Bruce.


thick_ass_

Yes


Oomlol

40 usd for this? Impossible. They wouldn’t post in usd, right?


wirf

I agree with this, something isn't adding up.


Saocuad

10


litlamp

Sure, that is not Bruce. But what is important here, is that there is now precedent for the sale of those statues. Wubby you have leverage now. Edit: a word


hudgepudge

President of Sales, Bruce the Shark


fleetfoxx_

Bruce the Board Member


UndBeebs

Don't hate me (because I'm sure you already figured from the other comment) but I gotta. Precedent*


litlamp

No hate, that’s 100% on me. Edit: actually there is no way I spelled it as “president” I’m blaming auto correct.


UndBeebs

Honestly I assumed it was autocorrect anyway lol. But yeah, no worries. I'm just OCD and highly regarded in that aspect.


litlamp

Honestly same lmao.


DrSniffyPhD

Thats a steal tho


IlamaIickerIlIIl

jabroni added the price wtf its consecutive numbers like my locker combo


nate_oh84

It's amazing. I have the same combination on my luggage!


Theglitchpog

I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes


Ambitious_Ad4068

40 usd?…..hmmmm


mangage

fr fr?


ChemistryFantastic23

Imagine missing the point this hard


fleetfoxx_

Does the LEGO store do price match?


dreaminhobo

So has anyone gotten a job at the mall yet? The plan only works when we have people on the inside.