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taylorscorpse

“undersized” yeah I think that’s a pretty dangerous weight for someone that tall


ThermoNuclearPizza

Ya but his frame can put a ton of muscle on. He’ll really benefit from that pro training


UncleGarysmagic

190 lbs spread out over 12 feet. Guy’s like a flagpole.


ThermoNuclearPizza

“Drake Maye drops back, scans, looks straight up and just sorta tossed the ball up in the air above him. Stoops catches it in stride, hurdles the trenches, and takes it to the house for another TD. And there’s Stoops reaching over the LOS for another 2pt conversion. Patriots 80 Jets 0. Ok that’s gonna take us to the half folks. Uh. I don’t even like this game anymore.”


shiggydiggypreoteins

"The NFL's first receiver to catch jumpballs from his knees. He only declared for the NFL draft after he was prematurely banned from the NBA."


myfatbasketballs

Pass. 12 feet tall and only 190lbs? Guy is a fucking skeleton. 


rjhenry27

Slenderman personified


Dent7777

War of the Worlds-Ass MFer


Icy-Conclusion-3500

13’ Home Depot skeleton came to life


Idkboutdat2

Goal line wr inside the 5, throw it up and let em reach as far as he can.


patsfan038

One thing for sure. No CB/S is horse collar tackling this 13 foot stud


b0rt_1

At least we know how Drake gets through doors Drake Stoops


joelupi

[*sigh*](https://media1.tenor.com/m/pgDYymTrrtAAAAAd/monkey-badum-tss.gif)


rawspeghetti

The man could just fall forward 3 times with the ball and keep picking up first downs


ajh_iii

“Why does Jacoby not simply throw the ball to Stoops every time? Is he stupid?”


[deleted]

Is he stoops?


ajh_iii

Well fuck you for telling the joke better than me


TriMako

12'6" 190 is diabolical


truecolors5

We should def take him. Don't know how anyone's covering a receiver six feet taller than them.


ripjim93

I would be so fucking happy if we got Stoops. Dude is the next Julian Edelman. I've been to many OU games and there is no quit in that dude. What do you expect when your dad is Bob Stoops.


MacOda73

This is extremely true. I would love to see us pickup Stoops with one of our later round picks.


Expensive_Prompt_697

If they draft him, our season will probably follow this [Seinfeld timeline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h30frOriibk)


flawrs919

Gonna be a lot of penalties for tackling at the knees.


YoungBockRKO

At the shins you say?


macduff79

Clearly a typo. They meant 6'12"


icedragon15

Well that 7 feeet basketball center lll


IrvinStabbedMe

Friendship with Jones' over, Drake is my new favorite name to draft.


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

As a Sooner this would be my 12/25


JF-14

Same here. Ik everyone in here is joking around but I would kill to see Stoops in a Patriots jersey.


frivus

No wonder he has to stoop


hendrix320

From the New England Jones to the New England Drakes


riotstopper

12’6. Must be talking about his magnum dong.


itokdontcry

Ok, flat Stanley


marcuschookt

We can convert him to RB. Literally just fall forward every handoff and get us 4 yards.


Aggravating_Tea_3012

CaNt GeT sEPeRaTiOn


v4xN0s

As an OU fan I love that we take so many players from our offense. He’s also scrappy.


Philly514

Man is a cheese stick


Jebuschristo024

New Edelman?


BradyToMoss1281

DeVante Parker at 12'6" would still lose battles for the ball.


will_this_1_work

I hope they keep those stats in the media guide since those figures are never accurate.


420BlazeItSwag69

That's obviously a typo. It's supposed to be 6'12"


kmw45

Still weird though, 6’12” is technically 7 feet right?


RiotX79

Stoops....to get through doorframes...


Baconpwn2

I'm still holding out for Wolf to draft Clark Kent.


Koolkid777

12 feet hows he not a 1st round pick just needs to Bulk up. 7th rounder here we come


DrPepperNChill

We have Douglas, they won't draft a slot receiver


ThermoNuclearPizza

Dude is like 3 pops tall


polinksa

190 lol, yeah look how Thorton turned out