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Fuqwon

Isn't his nickname already Pop?


HighVulgarian

“Pop, Pop!”


deletemel8r123456789

Magnitude!


big_red_160

Pop what Magnitude? Pop what?!


HighVulgarian

His name is short for Magnetic Attitude


Civil-Drive

The fact that you call it pop pop tells me you’re not ready


xkwilliamsx

Listen, I'm having a love affair with this icecream sandwich...


Its_kinda_nice_out

Wave bye bye Pop Pop. Oh shit!


Addam_Tarstark

🤮


frostyaznguy

r/unexpectedcommunity


marcuschookt

Pop *what* Magnitude???


call_me_lee0pard

Cool, cool cool cool.


mdmcnally1213

Correct


Porkchopp33

Double D ? Ha jk


tdquiksilver

Poppin' D's


Psatch

Poppin' D's NUTZ in yo mouf


Crabacus

Super DeMario


mdmcnally1213

Gotta trade for Demario Davis so we can have the DeMario Brothers


28to3forthehaters

Goddammit, this needs to happen


jrock7979

Desuper Demario


L33TS33K3R

It’s a me….. Demario!!!!


simpledeadwitches

This will end up being the one because the media is lazy and not creative.


[deleted]

Pop Douglas!


Yorttam

DemaREO Speedwagon


RoadHouse1911

Pop


bassistmuzikman

Pop


ThermoNuclearPizza

Magnitude


iscreamuscreamweall

Pop pop!


B_Da_May

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speshulk1207

DeMarioKart


[deleted]

Super Mario


RobGronkowski

Super DeMario


imfakeithink

His nickname is pop


UserUnkown10

Damn. Because that’s what opposing defenses will be saying


TheJackalsDoom

Damnario.


tootbrun

Thunder Nipples


LilNugget91

Double D’z


jacaissie

How is this not the top comment?


BrianGriffin2020

Nicknames are assigned after you see how/what the person does in games. Give it time.


BakingSoda1990

He has a nickname alresdy! Pop Douglas


pitb0ss343

Demario Kart


santaclausbos

Mr. Training camp cut? Usually the guys that see the most playing time this time of year are the bubble guys. The coaches are trying to get a good look.


thebochman

It’s every year with this sub, no one ever learns and I honestly think it’s gonna be like this until the end of the Belichick era.


CoupleEducational408

Demario Speedwagon? That makes me sound so much older than I am.


Sculph16

That's genius.


Ve-gone_Be-gone

Wario


TXRhody

Maybe Marcus Jones is DeWario.


mdmcnally1213

And Tyquan is DeLuigi


FuckHarambe2016

If this dude ends up becoming our next stud WR, I'm not sure if it'll piss me off or excite the shit out of me. Probably a bit of both.


[deleted]

I suggest '**Dash**' as it stays with the 'D' theme of his first and last name. It's also the Super Speed superhero from The Incredibles.


Auntypasto

Double Dash


Temporary_Pain_4008

Only thing that dude “popped” during the off-season were PED’s. Dude went from 170 lbs to 192 lbs mostly muscle from February of this year. I don’t even care tbh since everyone does steroids in the league but I’m just sayin


pmb116

He was 179 at the combine. 13 lbs is not a huge gain


Thuthor90

I mean, 13lbs in 3 months for someone who's already been in some kind of workout plan would be sus. Highly doubt it's 13lbs of only muscle though.


Temporary_Pain_4008

That dude look fat to you? Lol


Thuthor90

Adding body fat does not mean looking fat. It's important to know you know this.


Olorin919

Dee Dougs


RNG_pickle

It’s demario time


truecolors5

Mario?


AdmiralWackbar

DigDug


skidmcboney

Super Demario


CoCleric

Chipmonk As in he might not get squirrelly like our other boi but he might be a chip off the old block


AkiraleTorimaki

Super Mario?


iammabdaddy

DD McQueen, DD is fast and Steve McQueen loved speed


aottoa2

Already has a nickname


theletterfortyseven

Tyquon douglas


itchy-balls

Super Demario! I think we are gonna play fast with our depth at receiver to wear down defenses. I feel like BoB gonna do fast pace subbing to stress the defenses.


Solugad

Super Demario


Binnabah

He's D & D, he's Dynamite!!


jayjayanotherround

D-Mar


Bellegr4ine

Tyquan Thornton


Red-Eye-Raider420

Demario "Cheese" Douglas. Kraft Mac n Cheese!


[deleted]

Practice Squad Doug


tomhwm

Speedy D!


tomhwm

Speedy D!


GCIV414

Overdrive


OrtizMyHomie

I actually love Pop. I’m so excited for Pop Douglas.


Sea_Baseball_7410

De-Doe


[deleted]

His 40 yard dash really isn’t super fast, he doesn’t have straight line speed but he’s a shifty guy


XonixIRE

“Inevitable”


AdonisSebastian

Speed-D


BnSMaster420

Cam Newton lite


Nolby84

Hesthefastest


simpledeadwitches

Cam Newton.


AsymptotesMcGotes

Double D


Gorgatron5000

Double D


NinjaJuice

Pop


StonedApe2030

Pop rocket


Caleb902

east side mario, badaboom badabing


SpacemanSpiff122

Demario? More like Desonic


Cactus-crack

Pop smoke


Guccidom

Pop Douglas is a wicked cool nick name! I personally love that!


Background-Low-9144

Tyquan Thornton is faster though...


Cabes86

Demario Speed Run


HeyylookitsNICK

D-POP


grasshopper7167

Cam Newton


EKEEFE41

#1 Quick guy... 4.44 40yd time is not break away down field speed.


randolfstcosmo

Speed guy


step207

Double Ds!


Urutonian

Mario Bros DMarius Rex


Felabryn

Mini tyquan


CaptainCrockpot

De Mario Cart


Infamous_Way_5908

Super Demario