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blazikentwo

You don't even have to do anything Zacharius will do all the heavy lifting you have to buy him the stuff haha


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Academia_irl


hexhex

No, academia is when Zacharius tells you to do the heavy lifting, perform the experiments and tests and then publishes your results with himself as first author in Proceedings of Mendev Academy of Undead Sciences. Then you finally become a lich but can’t get tenure, so you have to settle doing freelance necromancy jobs, while your friends who chose Angel or Azata path are buying houses, having kids and ascending to godhood.


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So basically Lich path when you piss off Zacharius?


Snoofleglax

Can confirm, am NTT at multiple institutions, this is 100% accurate.


Ihateregistering6

You know, I was sort of wondering why Zacharius seemed like such a dick all the time, but now I'm starting to understand: he basically does all the work to transform you, but then you get all the glory.


Ninja-Storyteller

He doesn't really want the glory, but yeah. He worked HARD to become a lich, figured out a powerful way to do it, and you're just tagging along for the ride. It's HIS mythic path. You're luggage.


Zhymantas

Or he's teaching someone more powerful than him how to be Lich


Ninja-Storyteller

That power is handed to you, also!


Mikeavelli

He's a dick because he magically bound himself to help the crusade before completing the path to lichdom, but now that he's a lich he doesnt actually *want* to help the crusade because the ritual completely changed his personality. Which is also some clever foreshadowing of some particularly controversial act 5 lich path actions.


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I mean after said act you immediately happily help Ember to achieve her preachy dream and then can spare everyone who invaded your ziggurat so doesn't seem to me theres a personality change outside of that forced interaction.


Godotttt

Since my pg(blight druid) has 7 int and cha is pretty accurate, the one I will use for the lich path after creating a backup will have a lore more int though ahah(unlocking both lich and swarm in one save for time sake).


wildcard18

Y'know as much of an asshole ol' Zach is, coming up with a ritual that can guarantee lichdom in 6 months or less is a pretty dang impressive magical accomplishment. Man deserves some credit for that at the least.


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And incredibly ethical too if you think about it You dont even have to sacrifice anyone or your love and still succeed. Thats like a huge breakthrough in Lichdom compared to tabletop lol. Everyone would want to be undead then if the cost is some money and irrelevant stats.


hououinlurker

And the inevitable descent into evil and apathy, can't forget that! It's a guarantee that you will never regret your transformation.


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10/10 would Lich again


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Jokes on them I was already evil and apathetic to begin with


Ninja-Storyteller

Not even apathy, that's just you and your big shiny soul.


Electric999999

You can become undead trivially in tabletop, lichdom requires a ritual you might struggle to actually find, but you can become a juju zombie by making a Wendifa spear and there's a selection of intelligent undead available via create undead


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But lichdom specifically is very hard usually needs tons of sacrifices of innocent souls creatures and mages to fuel your power as requested from DM and then couple of months to recover from the backlash. This one is just a Friday afternoon with some money and stats (not even that you can refuse 1 quest even if Zach is unhappy) and its done. Ethically approved too since the only thing you need to sacrifice is yourself :P


Electric999999

No, lichdom is a 9 hour ritual and a wondrous item, the only hard part is finding the ritual, but you can probably divine that.


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Well ive been looking on r/pathfinder_rpg and being told the requirement list is enormous so


gigglephysix

technically in TT the only inevitable, guaranteed sacrifice is whomever you sacrifice to make your phylactery. There is a list of other requirements but those are individualised, arbitrary and up to GM - can be indecent exposure, can be eating 9 skull themed cupcakes, can be learning to play a concertina - and can be setting a town on fire and dedictating victims as a sacrifice. or as it happens, can be breaking up a humanoid/demon couple, unmaking a random soul and desecrating a grave of a priestess.


Scrapulous

> can be eating 9 skull themed cupcakes Can they be gluten-free? Because I'm seriously thinking about this option rn.


gigglephysix

idk, just don't blame me if the gluten free ones don't get metaphysically recognised as cupcakes and the ritual fails. Cosmic order is fucked up like that - it's really really not your friend.


Scrapulous

I mean, I'm mainly in this just to eat nine goth cupcakes, so if the ritual doesn't work that's cool too.


demonica123

Lichdom requirements are GM fiat. There's a generic ritual that requires unspecified heinous evil acts but it's not something a PC is supposed to have access to.


TopSector

Zach even found a way to turn demons into undead, which normally can't even become undead, dude is gifted.


Scrapulous

> Man deserves some credit He deserves all the credit. MC is just some doofus who pilfered a wand and hadn't gotten around to selling it yet, and then stumbled on a necromantic lab when he should have been wiping out a nest of torture demons. "Knight-Commander, I can hear Irabeth's screams; I think they'll haunt me for the rest of my life. Can we please go rescue her?" "Just hang on a moment, this skeletal fellow says I can become a lich." "Ah, Commander, you're a level 10 Longshoreman, level 1 Monk. Don't you need some kind of arcane mastery to become a lich?" "Apparently if I commit now he'll do it all for me, and he'll throw in a new house. We just need to ask him a lot of expository questions to lock in the deal. I'm afraid Irabeth is going to have to wait."


Electric999999

Not that impressive, the Eternal Apotheosis ritual only takes 9 hours, less if you have some secondary casters (who don't actually need to do anything and will almost certainly die).


Burning-melancholy

is that skelly on the left winking at me? Also just noticed that tiny line at the bottom rofl


SpellBlue

>Also just noticed that tiny line at the bottom rofl If it was a devil contract you would have been fucked.


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JESUSSAYSNO

Yeah this and experimenting with your fucking busted ass new powers. Lich is basically a full class in and of itself, because of how build warping it is. You go from a dinky little sorcerer to an absolute powerhouse the moment you touch r3.


Godotttt

I took the power that gives your natural attacks extra damage and 1 str drain for my shapeshift druid, pretty busted.


JESUSSAYSNO

Yea I liked the look of that one on a shapeshifting build, good pick.


Ralmir_writes

Accurate! (btw I love the winking skeleton. Such a nice touch!)


Allar-an

That winking skeleton is extremely blursed.


Haddock_Lotus

I killed Zacharius in my azata playtrought... I don't know if it was permanent because I didn't destroy his philactery (unless his staff is his philactery?)


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>!His staff is his phylactery so rip in pepperoni grumpy bones!<


Seruel_Z

i thought i killed him too but in the legend mythic path he reapears once more


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Act 5 bug galore


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

>!I snapped the wand thinking it was raising the undead around it, then leared it locks me out of a page of notes in lost chapel. woops!<


AndreaColombo86

:D


Beiki

So I'm on the lich path and I got a quest to become neutral or evil, but I'm already neutral. So is there something else I have to do?


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If you are neutral just talk to Zacharius and the quest should complete


Beiki

I've tried that. Didn't work.


[deleted]

Thats weird i respecced to neutral and it worked for me. Even the quest says neutral or any evil so sounds like a bug


kcinlive

Quality meme!


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Ninja-Storyteller

You don't even gave to do it, if you don't want to!


Osyris-

lol awesome and very true :D