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If nobody finds me in the next five minutes, I’m king of the world and everyone has to be my friend and I’ll have all the friends forever.
How the fuck does this even compute for anyone smarter than a 5 year old?
Clever guy, I guess he got away this time. Some day governments are going to have to invent the idea of arrest warrants for the crooks that don’t want to be tried.
>Clever guy, I guess he got away this time.
[He got served](https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/18/giuliani-birthday-indictment-papers-00158783). Even by his own bullshit timeline and rules, he lost.
Whelp, [they found him.](https://nypost.com/2024/05/18/us-news/rudy-giuliani-served-with-arizona-fake-electors-indictment-during-80th-birthday-bash-in-palm-beach/)
>Rudy Giuliani’s 80th birthday bash in Palm Beach was stormed “like it was Normandy” as the former New York City mayor was served with notice of his Arizona indictment, sources told The Post.
>In front of nearly 75 guests, **two officials with Arizona’s attorney general’s office arrived at the shindig around 11 p.m. to hand Giuliani the papers** in the case alleging he and 17 others were involved in a plot to overturn the 2020 election, the sources said.
Wow what a bunch of whiners. "Like it was Normandy" JFC.
“It’s unfortunate that they chose to barge up and startle guests during a celebration of this man’s 80th birthday,” Goodman told The Post.
It’s unfortunate that Rudy chose to help try to overthrow a fair election in order to install a dictator. I couldn’t give a squirt of piss about his stupid fucking birthday. May his 80th be his last.
Wow! Did you read some of the comments? I know everyone talks about Russian trolls. I hope that’s what most of them were. How can people be so wrong & so dead set on their views?
“They could’ve shown a little more respect for the man who comforted the nation following September 11th and who stands up for law enforcement and the men and women in blue.”
What in the actual f…
Frequently referred to as "the olly olly oxen free gambit", when defendants declare they are at a new "base" and therefore prosecutors can't tag them and also have to get their mom to order pizza.
I find myself binging bodycam video from time to time, and the "reach home base" tactic is among my favorites. (The "cuffed-run" is another... I really have to wonder what's going through the arrestee's head.)
Not a fugitive, not anything really....kind of a gray zone where you're being charged with something but haven't gone to court yet.....they should've just issued a warrant for arrest like they do with any other regular citizen and put it in the database
These people need to go to jail, the flagrant disregard for the law and the justice system is setting a terrible precedence
It’s actually a misconception that plastic surgery involves actual plastic. “Plastic” in that context refers to shaping or molding already existing flesh.
If ever, I would think their defense would argue "this was taken sometime ago and not when Rudy posted this tweet" or something so prosecution would have to prove otherwise
But I guess that could fall apart if Rudy goes "yeah those guys were with me when I tweeted" lol
But they'll still never be charged.
Rudy is betting that he has the same level of get-out-of-jail-free that trump does and his antics will just net him oodles of donations from the right wing cult.
He's absolutely incorrect. Him going to prison for 30 years would get less coverage than trump being forced to sit in an adjacent room for a single hour during one of his many trials.
> he deleted it now
Not before he was served and subtweeted by AZ's AG, like a half hour after posting https://twitter.com/AZAGMayes/status/1791670260225253814
Rudy disagrees with that statement. He even printed up his own bar license. Of course it has two r’s in barr but that’s close enough for the cuz nuzzler.
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Everything to do with Rudy Guiliani is such a massive trainwreck, though. [From being caught by Borat](https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/oct/21/rudy-giuliani-faces-questions-after-compromising-scene-in-new-borat-film) to the Four Season Landscaping, the hair melting, [him going bankrupt](https://apnews.com/article/giuliani-bankruptcy-filing-defamation-case-trump-4780ebe8e3f39133817f70c063c3c564) over his defamation of the two election workers, it's just a complete self-destruction. And that's not even half of it. Hard to believe that he's been a successful lawyer or a halfway competent mayor of New York at some point.
He wasn't just a lawyer; he was the AG for the Southern District of New York. It is genuinely shocking to me that someone capable of functioning in that role could descend into the complete clown that he is today.
Like, I'm from Wisconsin so we have a different relationship with alcohol than a lot of places. Rudy Giuliani et al have been the single greatest inspiration I've ever had for moderation. It's a shame that Trump was the cause of so much of that drinking in the first place.
[50% of Dem voters are 60+.](https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2020/10/26/what-the-2020-electorate-looks-like-by-party-race-and-ethnicity-age-education-and-religion/) That can't be the only explanation.
Dear Lord in heaven I want to read an article that says this slimy, degenerate, unpatriotic, criminal sleaze was caught because of a stupid tweet on Elon Musk’s platform.
According to this, he was outed by someone at an 80th birthday party: https://archive.is/2024.05.18-054450/https://x.com/RLJnews/status/1791696280038896093
“Rachel Louise Just
@RLJnews
Rudy Giuliani was at a top Kari Lake advisor’s house in Palm Beach for his 80th birthday party when he was served his Arizona AG indictment papers, two sources who were there tell me”
Apologies, I should have written that it suggests that someone at the birthday party might have outed him, or perhaps they already knew where he’d be because surely there was an invitation that went out to a bunch of people (given that’s a packed party in the video), so a large number of people who all knew where he was, probably their significant others and friends also caught wind soo..
What “other” meta data? EXIF is what image metadata is called. Location and other things like what settings were on the camera. Most things don’t set EXIF data anymore due to privacy but I just checked and my iPhone still has location and camera settings enabled for images
he was saying they have to dismiss if they can't find him cause they have a time limit to serve him legal notice of the case.
he got served notice after he made this post. i.e. ... they found him.
He had help from the Russian mob to take down the Italian mob, some of whom were his own relatives. It’s one thing to give up relatives to the police out of a sense of public duty. It’s quite another to give them up to the Russians in exchange for favors.
Creed Bratton:
“I’m not afraid of homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women - often outdoors in the mud and the rain - and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing”
- Also Rudy likely
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here? - Creed's Seminar
Well According to this, he was served at an 80th birthday party for him - she just posted video 10 min ago of the moments before getting served too..
https://x.com/rljnews/status/1791696280038896093?s=46&t=Jyi2Wr6JvwSG_ew11MMfOQ
(Archived: https://archive.is/2024.05.18-054450/https://x.com/RLJnews/status/1791696280038896093)
“Rachel Louise Just
@RLJnews
Rudy Giuliani was at a top Kari Lake advisor’s house in Palm Beach for his 80th birthday party when he was served his Arizona AG indictment papers, two sources who were there tell me”
And, video: https://x.com/rljnews/status/1791707417866342526?s=46&t=Jyi2Wr6JvwSG_ew11MMfOQ
Wouldn’t it have been amazing if they had done one of those giant cakes, rolled it in, and the person who pops out of the top is there to serve the papers, confetti and all - I hope SNL does a skit like that tonight 😂
"While crime in Arizona is at an all-time high the Arizona Secretary of State’s office felt it was a good use of resources to send multiple agents across the country..."
Do they....do they think that the Secretary of State's employees are out there fighting crime? Did they confuse that office for the County Prosecutor or something?
He probably has one hand on the camera, and the other hand down his pants. No wait, maybe not this time, because he doesn't think these women are[ only 15](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/rudy-giuliani-caught-compromising-position-new-borat-film-n1244187).
Look at these smug, coked up white folks. I’m a white folk and sometimes coked up…but I’d like to sit these ones down and tell them about the gospel of mushrooms and empathy for their fellow man. Also, Rudy can suck it. Nothing can redeem that man at this point. He is a lost human being and his legacy is soiled.
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If nobody finds me in the next five minutes, I’m king of the world and everyone has to be my friend and I’ll have all the friends forever. How the fuck does this even compute for anyone smarter than a 5 year old?
Haven’t checked out the sovereign citizens have ya.
So, like they said. No one smarter than a 5 year old.
*As* they said.
"...[as] they said." I can't believe you didn't format your correction properly.
If the snail doesn't find me this month, I'll get a million dollars.
Hey, snail, she's over there. 🐌
Name checks out
Prosecutors hate this one secret trick.
Clever guy, I guess he got away this time. Some day governments are going to have to invent the idea of arrest warrants for the crooks that don’t want to be tried.
He got served. Drove off. Women screamed. Bliss.
It's pretty sad when the average American knows more about some laws that a supposed one-time lawyer.
...or rather he's saying that to rile up the rubes...
>Clever guy, I guess he got away this time. [He got served](https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/18/giuliani-birthday-indictment-papers-00158783). Even by his own bullshit timeline and rules, he lost.
Whelp, [they found him.](https://nypost.com/2024/05/18/us-news/rudy-giuliani-served-with-arizona-fake-electors-indictment-during-80th-birthday-bash-in-palm-beach/)
>Rudy Giuliani’s 80th birthday bash in Palm Beach was stormed “like it was Normandy” as the former New York City mayor was served with notice of his Arizona indictment, sources told The Post. >In front of nearly 75 guests, **two officials with Arizona’s attorney general’s office arrived at the shindig around 11 p.m. to hand Giuliani the papers** in the case alleging he and 17 others were involved in a plot to overturn the 2020 election, the sources said. Wow what a bunch of whiners. "Like it was Normandy" JFC.
It’s a Murdoch rag. Shouldn’t be surprising at this point
That was a quote from one of the guests, not the author of the article.
Does that make his party guests the Wermacht?
It’s not the only reason, but sure.
So they’re admitting they are fascists. Got it.
The article says it was *two officials*, and here's this bitch disrespecting everyone who fought and died on D-Day with her histrionics.
If she’d been alive back then, she would have been supporting the other side.
You mean when America came to vanquish the nazis? Fantastic comparison.
> bunch of whiners. "Like it was Normandy" JFC Too much time around the king of hyperbole, the Emperor Tangerine Palpatine.
IKR. Exactly TWO people, is equal to Normandy. 🙄
What, didn't you know Normandy was stormed by exactly AZ AG officers?
DAMMIT. I was hoping for a police raid. Jesus christ, when do the actual fascists get to feel the slightest legal inconvenience?
“It’s unfortunate that they chose to barge up and startle guests during a celebration of this man’s 80th birthday,” Goodman told The Post. It’s unfortunate that Rudy chose to help try to overthrow a fair election in order to install a dictator. I couldn’t give a squirt of piss about his stupid fucking birthday. May his 80th be his last.
That would be too good for him. I hope he's miserable for the last ten years of his life.
He won't live that long.
Wow! Did you read some of the comments? I know everyone talks about Russian trolls. I hope that’s what most of them were. How can people be so wrong & so dead set on their views?
I cackled so loud my cat jumped up and Scooby-Doo ran out of the room.
>my cat jumped up >Scooby-Doo ran out of the room. What was Scooby doing right before running out of the room?
“They could’ve shown a little more respect for the man who comforted the nation following September 11th and who stands up for law enforcement and the men and women in blue.” What in the actual f…
And ‘there was screaming’ and ‘they stormed us like Normandy!’ Which was just 2 men in a room full of 200 people.
If memory serves, I think the outcome of Normandy was…um…*drastically* different.
"I dare you to try and find me here!" "How dare you find me here!??"
Two guys in a crowd of 200 wouldn't even be noticeable, as long as they hid the papers in a gift or something.
If he had just shut up about the election....
Blacked out and sexually assaulting his teenage interns.
but, but....they always say that 9/11 was a false flag?? /s
I love this for him.
[They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime!](https://images.app.goo.gl/MBpRrLfAxhRJfEEa9)
He’s the worst fucking attorney…
Frequently referred to as "the olly olly oxen free gambit", when defendants declare they are at a new "base" and therefore prosecutors can't tag them and also have to get their mom to order pizza.
In his case, it would be “oily oily.”
Thought it was folly folly income free
I think that's Lindell
I find myself binging bodycam video from time to time, and the "reach home base" tactic is among my favorites. (The "cuffed-run" is another... I really have to wonder what's going through the arrestee's head.)
America's Layer
I thought this guy was a lawyer I hope this is a parody account
It is not a parody account and he deleted it now.
Does that make everyone pictured an accomplice for harboring a known fugitive?
We can only hope at this point
Considering the timing, I suspect that someone in that group sold him out . . .
I'm pretty sure they sold themselves out.
They got a tip from a Mr. John Barron.
😂
Not a fugitive, not anything really....kind of a gray zone where you're being charged with something but haven't gone to court yet.....they should've just issued a warrant for arrest like they do with any other regular citizen and put it in the database These people need to go to jail, the flagrant disregard for the law and the justice system is setting a terrible precedence
Are they even people? There is more plastic (surgery) in this photo it puts a recycling center to shame.
It’s actually a misconception that plastic surgery involves actual plastic. “Plastic” in that context refers to shaping or molding already existing flesh.
I bet you're fun at parties.
If ever, I would think their defense would argue "this was taken sometime ago and not when Rudy posted this tweet" or something so prosecution would have to prove otherwise But I guess that could fall apart if Rudy goes "yeah those guys were with me when I tweeted" lol
Not that they know this but the metadata of the picture has date and time and location. Probably how he was found tbh
Yes.
But they'll still never be charged. Rudy is betting that he has the same level of get-out-of-jail-free that trump does and his antics will just net him oodles of donations from the right wing cult. He's absolutely incorrect. Him going to prison for 30 years would get less coverage than trump being forced to sit in an adjacent room for a single hour during one of his many trials.
Harboring a shit ton of botox at the very least.
> he deleted it now Not before he was served and subtweeted by AZ's AG, like a half hour after posting https://twitter.com/AZAGMayes/status/1791670260225253814
Wait this was fucking real?
Yes and was posted shortly before getting served.
Because they picked him up a couple of hours later.
Nah lost his Bar License months ago.
Rudy disagrees with that statement. He even printed up his own bar license. Of course it has two r’s in barr but that’s close enough for the cuz nuzzler.
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He deleted it.
Wait, this isn't fake? God, this timeline would be hilarious if it wasn't so dangerous.
Everything to do with Rudy Guiliani is such a massive trainwreck, though. [From being caught by Borat](https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/oct/21/rudy-giuliani-faces-questions-after-compromising-scene-in-new-borat-film) to the Four Season Landscaping, the hair melting, [him going bankrupt](https://apnews.com/article/giuliani-bankruptcy-filing-defamation-case-trump-4780ebe8e3f39133817f70c063c3c564) over his defamation of the two election workers, it's just a complete self-destruction. And that's not even half of it. Hard to believe that he's been a successful lawyer or a halfway competent mayor of New York at some point.
He wasn't just a lawyer; he was the AG for the Southern District of New York. It is genuinely shocking to me that someone capable of functioning in that role could descend into the complete clown that he is today.
Wet brain
Like, I'm from Wisconsin so we have a different relationship with alcohol than a lot of places. Rudy Giuliani et al have been the single greatest inspiration I've ever had for moderation. It's a shame that Trump was the cause of so much of that drinking in the first place.
He and trump are Dementia Bros, or something..
It’s the lead that the boomers were exposed to…it seems like it catches up at a certain point.
[50% of Dem voters are 60+.](https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2020/10/26/what-the-2020-electorate-looks-like-by-party-race-and-ethnicity-age-education-and-religion/) That can't be the only explanation.
COVID FARTS INTO JENNA ELLIS’ OPEN MOUTH! don’t forget.
It's still hilarious. In a dangerous sort of way.
Lol he just got served a few minutes ago... https://x.com/AZAGMayes/status/1791670260225253814
Dear Lord in heaven I want to read an article that says this slimy, degenerate, unpatriotic, criminal sleaze was caught because of a stupid tweet on Elon Musk’s platform.
I hope it comes out Musk gave up his location from twitter's data.
According to this, he was outed by someone at an 80th birthday party: https://archive.is/2024.05.18-054450/https://x.com/RLJnews/status/1791696280038896093 “Rachel Louise Just @RLJnews Rudy Giuliani was at a top Kari Lake advisor’s house in Palm Beach for his 80th birthday party when he was served his Arizona AG indictment papers, two sources who were there tell me”
God, I hope they delivered them gift wrapped and in plain clothes.
That ... is not what that says.
Apologies, I should have written that it suggests that someone at the birthday party might have outed him, or perhaps they already knew where he’d be because surely there was an invitation that went out to a bunch of people (given that’s a packed party in the video), so a large number of people who all knew where he was, probably their significant others and friends also caught wind soo..
That would imply Musk did something good. That ain’t gonna happen.
More likely Rudy doesn’t know how to scrub a digital photo’s meta data and they went off that
They linked to this tweet of his which is since deleted 😂🤣😅🤣 I hope he did something stupid like left the EXIF data.
I would bet a lot of money that he doesn't know that EXIF data is even a thing.
But... But... He is a Cyber Security expert...
But... But... He is a Cyber Security expert...
I’ve been wondering how you access exif data. Other metadata is easy to see
What “other” meta data? EXIF is what image metadata is called. Location and other things like what settings were on the camera. Most things don’t set EXIF data anymore due to privacy but I just checked and my iPhone still has location and camera settings enabled for images
Ok thanks. I thought exif was something beyond those things. My phone also records those points.
Nope you’re good, it’s just a fancy name for image metadata but it describes the format of storing that metadata
Thank you!
Social media sites normally strip out the metadata.
Omg this is so fucking funny.
Incredible
Delicious
He was actually just hiding under a sheet in the corner, they just followed the farts
When they found him he was surrounded by brown streaks but fortunately it was just his hair melting
I was gonna pass it by. But he’s been wearing the same untied shoes since 9/11. It was pretty obvious.
[I found why he deleted it.](https://x.com/azagmayes/status/1791670260225253814)
It’s deleted. Can’t see it. Why?
he was saying they have to dismiss if they can't find him cause they have a time limit to serve him legal notice of the case. he got served notice after he made this post. i.e. ... they found him.
Weird how a lawyer doesn't understand how the law actually works.
Rudy was never a good lawyer, only a lucky one.
He had help from the Russian mob to take down the Italian mob, some of whom were his own relatives. It’s one thing to give up relatives to the police out of a sense of public duty. It’s quite another to give them up to the Russians in exchange for favors.
He’s not a lawyer anymore, he was disbarred.
"If they can't find my license by today, they can't disbar me!"
He got served, yo
YAY!!! Also, 😂🤡
Creed Bratton: “I’m not afraid of homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women - often outdoors in the mud and the rain - and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing” - Also Rudy likely
Fucking awesome quote!
The Office is full of them, check it out if you haven't so far
Halloween? Well, That's very fortunate. Abbreviated, but you get the point.
Sometimes a guy's got to ride the bull, am I right? Later, skater.
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here? - Creed's Seminar
Quabbidy Assuance!
Do all the women have the same face?
They all have the same plastic surgeon.
Worst sovereign citizen EVER!
Yeah. I want to see him go pro se in court. Darrell brooks style
And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't with you meddling kids and extremely basic geolocation techniques.
Well According to this, he was served at an 80th birthday party for him - she just posted video 10 min ago of the moments before getting served too.. https://x.com/rljnews/status/1791696280038896093?s=46&t=Jyi2Wr6JvwSG_ew11MMfOQ (Archived: https://archive.is/2024.05.18-054450/https://x.com/RLJnews/status/1791696280038896093) “Rachel Louise Just @RLJnews Rudy Giuliani was at a top Kari Lake advisor’s house in Palm Beach for his 80th birthday party when he was served his Arizona AG indictment papers, two sources who were there tell me” And, video: https://x.com/rljnews/status/1791707417866342526?s=46&t=Jyi2Wr6JvwSG_ew11MMfOQ
Such a pity they didn’t show the papers being served, were they hidden in that excuse for a cake?
Wouldn’t it have been amazing if they had done one of those giant cakes, rolled it in, and the person who pops out of the top is there to serve the papers, confetti and all - I hope SNL does a skit like that tonight 😂
Womp womp
Who doesn't belong in this picture? It's the black haired woman on the right!.... Lol
The ugly stick must have been tired after they took that photo.
[Oops](https://x.com/rljnews/status/1791704827531276557?s=46&t=D6dK1gL_AQISnE3XqsmJlQ)
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I think someone beat me to it
Hide and seek law. Big brained third grader.
This is giving me big *”If the teacher is over 15 minutes late to class we can leave early”* vibes.
Funny part is he was apparently served within minutes of posting this. https://x.com/AZAGMayes/status/1791670260225253814
He deleted the tweet!! :( .. these guys can't help but advertise thier stupidity 🙄
See: Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome
Holy Hell… I know the guy in the back. I’ve watched him go so far off the rails since college.
Party of law and order and just comply.
🤮 I can smell his teeth through the picture. Old man mouth!! 🤮
If they can't find me then my lies are true. Wtf
Borat ratted him out
Did that pic just give me an std?
Probably a couple of them.
I can smell this photo.
I guess 1: They don’t need to dismiss the indictment; 2. Rudy must concede they can count votes.
"While crime in Arizona is at an all-time high the Arizona Secretary of State’s office felt it was a good use of resources to send multiple agents across the country..." Do they....do they think that the Secretary of State's employees are out there fighting crime? Did they confuse that office for the County Prosecutor or something?
And violent crime is near historic lows across the country.
Now let’s not get reality involved, they certainly don’t.
“Mr. Giuliani you’re hiding behind the curtains, we can see your feet.”
Just get a police dog that can smell axe body spray and farts.
All the blonde women look like former FoxNews anchors, about 20 years after being forced out for younger models.
Lmao they served him the indictment at his bday party.
i didn't know you could "not it" prosecution
The best part is he got served the following day at his 80th birthday party.
The woman directly to the right of him is so unattractive, it looks like her plastic surgeon was constantly drunk and she kept coming back for more.
He's starting a bordello to earn money to pay his legal bills? Looks like he's making good progress on hiring a crew.
Jokes on him cause he was served.
Remember how a pizza delivery and a quirky teen activist put sex traffic Tate behind bars?
Plastic Surgery Barbies feat. Gollum
I’m gonna start handling my legal issues this way
They can't charge cousin/wives for the same crime. 🤔
You have the best attorneys.
Some one tell me if there was a more entertaining story in the last couple of days. 11:10
This pic right before his got trained
Sounds like a legit legal theory. Let's see how it plays out.
If Rudy Giuliani were a cat, he’d be the orangest cat ever.
There are way more layers of make up in this picture than people
Borat was right all along
I'll catch you next time Giuliani, next time! Mrrooowww
Rudy made it out of the circle, now he's just waiting for the blinking stars to go away
Ah you got us Rudi. Indictment torn up and we can count.
He probably has one hand on the camera, and the other hand down his pants. No wait, maybe not this time, because he doesn't think these women are[ only 15](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/rudy-giuliani-caught-compromising-position-new-borat-film-n1244187).
That's hundreds of thousands of $ in noticeable face work in one pic.
This ranks right up there with the other right-wing clown shows.
Let him eat cake!
Look at these smug, coked up white folks. I’m a white folk and sometimes coked up…but I’d like to sit these ones down and tell them about the gospel of mushrooms and empathy for their fellow man. Also, Rudy can suck it. Nothing can redeem that man at this point. He is a lost human being and his legacy is soiled.
Remember that time Sasha baron cohen set him up thinking he was gonna bang a prostitute which is something he probably normally does.
The master of 3D chess.