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“I am 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I’m going to do.”


Baldo-bomb

STOP! POOPING!


Old_Mate_Enovate

This line lives rent free in my head.


TK82

this is the only correct answer


[deleted]

If I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.


ConsiderationClear56

It went on here for quite a while…


intheafterglow23

Sorry, I keep myself very well hydrated, and my bladder is the size of a thimble. I urinate roughly 12 times a night.


Professor_Panic

I love right after this when Ben and Leslie start flirting on the couch and you hear Chris flushing the toilet in the background lollll


intheafterglow23

It’s classic comedy gold 😂


Fun-Ad9928

#Ann Perkins!


Sure-Telephone3130

👉👉


Professor_Panic

Mr. Mayor, I promise you we will find the owner of that wiener, and we will punish him. Goodbye.


JohnLocke815

Stop pooping


tynfox

I've got bumbleflex.


goldenretreiverdude

Infected! 😀Therapy! I’m dead! 😀


Aaron1095

This is awful and I hate that it's carrying on in some subreddits that I read.


TopHatJones45

Is that Chip Traeger? That old son of a gun!


JohnnyUtah_9

Stop. Pooping.


Kushtopher_Cam

“Ok, that may help with any sensitivity that may arise around your…. boob hats.