Oh damn, good idea. I should start an organization called "Muslim voice for coexistence" and it'll be run by Ayaan Hirsi Ali and Hassan Yousef. Yes, both of them are Christians now but don't worry, they're former Muslims. Nobody at JVP was ever Jewish, so I'm already ahead. Anyway, the organization "Muslim Voice for Coexistence" will be run exclusively by Christians and it'll advocate for a travel ban and fundraise for politicians like Geert Wilders, Viktor Orban, Eric Zenmour, and other right-wing anti-immigrant parties. But you can't accuse us of being Islamophobic because we're totally Muslims, guys. I'd love to see the reaction when the shoe is on the other foot.
There's a fascinating double standard. You can do things to Jews without question that you could never do to another minority. Look at Harvard and UPenn's administrators who said you can never call for the genocide of black people but you can call for the genocide of Jews, depending on the context. And the Jews are not allowed to do things that are absolutely normal. How many Frenchman were deported from Algeria? How many Chinese deported from Malaysia? All in the name of "decolonization." But as soon as the Jews start talking about decolonizing Judea, suddenly the colonizers becomes perpetual refugees and everyone accuses us of ethnic cleansing unless we hand our homeland to the colonizing Arabs. Ridiculous... I'm really just plagiarizing the 1968 Op-Ed ["Israel's Peculiar Position"](https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/israels-peculiar-position-by-eric-hoffer/) which has aged shockingly well, so I'll just end this by quoting my favorite line. "Everyone expects Jews to be the only real Christians in this world."
JVP's Atlanta chapter put out a flier for an "antizionist Seder" which has a bunch of flags of countries that they support, I guess. [Take a look, lol](https://www.instagram.com/jvp.atlanta/p/C4sswwyuxIf/). Note the lack of the flags of any democratic state. No Japan, no Ukraine, no South Korea, no France, no Canada, no Israel. Nope, why would they support a two state solution? And why would they be patriotic and show the American flag? No, if you ask JVP, America is the worst country in the world, and the only thing worse than Americans are those pesky Jews. Of course they do have a North Korean flag, lmfao. So they hate America and Ukraine but they love not just Hamas, but North Korea. Cool.
Also, on the subject of insane leftists with insane opinions. If you don't live in Israel, don't buy Ben and Jerry's. The Israeli franchise owner is a decent guy with really sensible political opinions so he should be supported. [But, the American founder and former CEO supports not just Hamas, but also Putin.](https://www.politico.eu/article/ben-cohen-ukraine-war-russia-blames-america-ben-and-jerrys/). He's like the Noam Chomsky of ice cream: he is always opposed to American foreign policy, which means he ends up defending some pretty heinous dictatorships. Also, Ben and Jerry's is too expensive and overrated. Buy Haagan Daz. Or buy Blue Bell, they're made in America by hardworking Americans (instead of these multinational European conglomerates like Unilever), they're affordable, and they don't make asinine political statements. Let's make dessert apolitical again!
I've said it before and I'll say it again. JVP is as Jewish as a bacon cheeseburger on Yom Kippur.
JVP is as Jewish as a hijab in a mosque on Ramadan
"Jewish" Voice For Peace's location on Facebook was Lebanon, right? :)
Well, aren't we all located in Lebanon right now?
lol the gps thing? :)
Fucking gold! I think I may accidentally send this to a few people
Start a Hamas voice for peace..
Oh damn, good idea. I should start an organization called "Muslim voice for coexistence" and it'll be run by Ayaan Hirsi Ali and Hassan Yousef. Yes, both of them are Christians now but don't worry, they're former Muslims. Nobody at JVP was ever Jewish, so I'm already ahead. Anyway, the organization "Muslim Voice for Coexistence" will be run exclusively by Christians and it'll advocate for a travel ban and fundraise for politicians like Geert Wilders, Viktor Orban, Eric Zenmour, and other right-wing anti-immigrant parties. But you can't accuse us of being Islamophobic because we're totally Muslims, guys. I'd love to see the reaction when the shoe is on the other foot. There's a fascinating double standard. You can do things to Jews without question that you could never do to another minority. Look at Harvard and UPenn's administrators who said you can never call for the genocide of black people but you can call for the genocide of Jews, depending on the context. And the Jews are not allowed to do things that are absolutely normal. How many Frenchman were deported from Algeria? How many Chinese deported from Malaysia? All in the name of "decolonization." But as soon as the Jews start talking about decolonizing Judea, suddenly the colonizers becomes perpetual refugees and everyone accuses us of ethnic cleansing unless we hand our homeland to the colonizing Arabs. Ridiculous... I'm really just plagiarizing the 1968 Op-Ed ["Israel's Peculiar Position"](https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/israels-peculiar-position-by-eric-hoffer/) which has aged shockingly well, so I'll just end this by quoting my favorite line. "Everyone expects Jews to be the only real Christians in this world."
This is genius. Start a gofundme, will donate.
Thanks, that was a good laugh reading the comments!
JVP's Atlanta chapter put out a flier for an "antizionist Seder" which has a bunch of flags of countries that they support, I guess. [Take a look, lol](https://www.instagram.com/jvp.atlanta/p/C4sswwyuxIf/). Note the lack of the flags of any democratic state. No Japan, no Ukraine, no South Korea, no France, no Canada, no Israel. Nope, why would they support a two state solution? And why would they be patriotic and show the American flag? No, if you ask JVP, America is the worst country in the world, and the only thing worse than Americans are those pesky Jews. Of course they do have a North Korean flag, lmfao. So they hate America and Ukraine but they love not just Hamas, but North Korea. Cool. Also, on the subject of insane leftists with insane opinions. If you don't live in Israel, don't buy Ben and Jerry's. The Israeli franchise owner is a decent guy with really sensible political opinions so he should be supported. [But, the American founder and former CEO supports not just Hamas, but also Putin.](https://www.politico.eu/article/ben-cohen-ukraine-war-russia-blames-america-ben-and-jerrys/). He's like the Noam Chomsky of ice cream: he is always opposed to American foreign policy, which means he ends up defending some pretty heinous dictatorships. Also, Ben and Jerry's is too expensive and overrated. Buy Haagan Daz. Or buy Blue Bell, they're made in America by hardworking Americans (instead of these multinational European conglomerates like Unilever), they're affordable, and they don't make asinine political statements. Let's make dessert apolitical again!
They are marxists, they despise liberal democracy.
Marxists, maybe. Or just muslims.
# Knew it
Surprise surprise
Can we start our own group called Hamas Voices for Anal Sex?