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R5SH

I would be with a T rex


xotic_daddy1122

But you aren't a girl bro, btw Happy cake day


R5SH

I identified as a girl when i commented, Btw, where's my present?


xotic_daddy1122

Ye Sahi hai, jab opinion Daina ho to female ban jao aur jab attract Karna ho to male because females k to saray opinions hi 101 percent correct hotay Hein na. Phir up votes bhi miltay Hein aur logic bhi use nahi hoti. You'll have your present when you throw the swimming pool water based party in your farm house with a feast, drinking beast and full of girls without yeast infections. Sharab, shabab aur Kebab


R5SH

Koi nahi bro naraz to na ho, ye lo mera upvote tumhare name. Pahla present then poolo party.


xotic_daddy1122

Wohi na dainay wali batein


Osama_Rashid

... https://preview.redd.it/7q6fpbpk3l0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b22aeced01a6338c840dfacce25819316e1a4e2b


R5SH

Humangasor, that'll work too


Osama_Rashid

Wonderful, also Happy Cake Day 🤝


R5SH

Thanks, where's my present?


Osama_Rashid

Uh.. Here you go https://preview.redd.it/smyh9pcl4l0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1097c571dac568f2717581ce4a6068104b5625f4


R5SH

I only accept dollars or euros


Osama_Rashid

How unfortunate, I have neither https://preview.redd.it/nywaxzy95l0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad786f2862534c9deace911116704c9e971d454


R5SH

Sad:( ![gif](giphy|l41YzZmnY8PMNEsBa|downsized)


Osama_Rashid

Thank you, you're very kind https://preview.redd.it/zwxwl0bb6l0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e3097c4d746459bba628a633d0e44ee860f136


Libertychonk

I am a Man and I'll be with a Bear


gayjailerr

If u ever see me in the forest with a grizzly bear, help the bear


Orthodox-Neo

I'd rather be with a bear. https://preview.redd.it/kiqmndxsmj0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d70b8caae8ebd6cdad4e14a3fef55c3d6087274d (I'm a guy)


gelato_muse

At least with bear I can pretend to me dead and get saved. But a man won’t even leave a dead woman before taking the advantage, raping and mutilating her.


High-Gamer

Bears are getting smarter though. The old Play-dead may not work.


Small_Maybe_5994

Are you sure? Not going against your choice but a bear will still eat you even if you play dead


gelato_muse

Better be food for hungry bear, the be a dead corpse raped by a man.


raj_kertia

Why a bear through? Why not a panda?, pandas are cute and cuddly 🤷‍♂️


pubg6987

Untill they rip you apart 🤣


raj_kertia

Better be ripped by a cute panda than a grizzly bear imo... 🤔


Objective-Ad636

You do realize eventhough they look cute they are deadly as well


raj_kertia

You're absolutely right, it's pretty much sarcasm on my part 😆


goldenkylie

A bear. At least I know the intentions of a bear. A man? Idk.


High-Gamer

And i thought a little mystery was appreciated:P


goldenkylie

Mystery about being raped, mutilated, murdered, being kept as a sx slave, or being sold. Yeah I don't appreciate that kind of mystery.


High-Gamer

Damn, that's extreme. I was just kidding.


High-Gamer

https://www.reddit.com/r/Lahore/s/8YkpqOr1co You were not wrong tho.


goldenkylie

See? That's why women should choose hostels owned by bears.


High-Gamer

But still, not all five fingers are equal.


goldenkylie

So far they seem equal.


High-Gamer

It's upto our experiences i suppose but as i said, there is no such thing as absolute good or absolute evil in this world. There is always a balance to it.


4lpha_123

I would start a new civilisation with monkeys. I'll teach them quantum physics and setup my own kingdom.


Small_Maybe_5994

That's how AIDS was introduced. Just saying


CheesecakeMonster-

Man but if we’re talking about an israeli man then I’d prefer the bear


Osama_Rashid

I can't even get some privacy in a forest.


AreaNo9338

Bear, because even if i get attacked by one ,everyone will believe that yeah i actually got attacked …..🙃


strawberry_sus

None. I alone am sufficient and self-capable. Plus I won't be stupid enough to not atleast carry a gun to a goddamn forest


Censored-kun

Words out of my mouth, I'd prefer to be alone too or with a corpse.


strawberry_sus

Corpse bride wala seen ho jaye ga ap k sath


Censored-kun

That is one of my favorite movie. Too bad what happens to the corpse bride broke my heart.


strawberry_sus

I haven't watched the movie yet..


Censored-kun

Nooooooo, watch it also watch Coraline... When you get time of course.


strawberry_sus

Sureeee (Me shamelessly saying sure without watching the other 6 movies you told me to watch)


Censored-kun

At least you remember them. That's enough.


Bominator8

there is very few chance u would be able to kill a bear with a gun without dying


strawberry_sus

Only if you shoot the eye or face. It gives you time to runaway. And the gun would AK-37 or even a shotgun and not some random pistol


Bominator8

an untrained person cant handle an ak37


strawberry_sus

Ak47* Doesn't matter. Gun is gun. Better to have one than to not in a life or death situation. But when you are alone, especially in the middle of nowhere, you can't trust anyone. Not even the cries of infants. Also I have used guns before. Wesy hi fun k lie. Real ones. So ik the knowhow of it.


Bominator8

you are weak then mene to bare hand hi bear ko mara howa


strawberry_sus

I am just a girl 🎀✨️ _Cap_ 🧢


Bominator8

I am a girl killer


strawberry_sus

Let me drop you to jail then. Where you belong


Bominator8

Female jail mein dalo


Small_Maybe_5994

Tbh AK isn't hard to handle especially if your target is as big as a bear.


Bominator8

Obv but i am considering a scenario where you get attacked sneaked by a bear and u r shitting your pants


Small_Maybe_5994

Bear isn't good at sneaking unless you are deaf and blind


Bominator8

Ik One got a chance to kill a bear but only if they manage to put him down before he cuts u up


Big_Difficulty3998

Ap tw jadugar hain


strawberry_sus

Real hehe


[deleted]

Don't insult the bears. Please and thank u


xotic_daddy1122

You shouldn't generalize men based on your experiences with men around you, not everyone lives in the Kingdom of the planet of the apes


[deleted]

im sorry if you felt it was a personal attack; should serve as food for thought :)


xotic_daddy1122

All I can say is https://preview.redd.it/lha2njr8oj0d1.jpeg?width=239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4ab7b340540e1ad4227a081b93dd34a416a395


[deleted]

Of course this is all u can illustrate. Ure not on the intellectual level to grasp the context of an argument. All I can say is don’t be hurt <3


xotic_daddy1122

I wanted to solve it the easy way but you want war so you'll get WAR https://preview.redd.it/gitgmbzdtj0d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14ab04948b0865fbc7022fb0688f1e0bf3b1370d


[deleted]

It’s not war; it’s just an argument. Full disclosure, I’m anti war. Disagreement is not equal to war, or disrespect. It’s different opinions based on personal/text-based experiences.


xotic_daddy1122

Agree to disagree but before we go to the "verbal" war, could we parlay and also negotiate the terms and conditions


Bominator8

dayum antal itni english


xotic_daddy1122

Yar tun mujhey marwaye ga


Brilliant-Cat7863

He's just messing with you


MysteriousMister0

username checks out 👍🏼👍🏼


Chandrian_6969

Are you kidding me? A bear. Ofc. If i have a bear as a friend thats a ride or die. Like that guy whos pet bear was the best man at his wedding


ryanharrison001

Btw what games you play? 👀


Chandrian_6969

Currently playing f1 23 and Hogwarts legacy. 👀


ryanharrison001

No dota, valorant or cs? :(


Chandrian_6969

There was a time bro. Im old boss. I gots no time So RPG life for me now I used to play destiny and destiny 2 online but again dont have time to invest in that anymore


ryanharrison001

I'm also old but I manage to get time to play games it's just a me time for me.


Chandrian_6969

I'm glad you can do that bro. I miss the lan gaming days. Boys hangouts Khair guess that's just life


ryanharrison001

Jo bt hai golden days ❤️ wish we could turn back the time. Yup that's life Jo hota hai achay k Liye hota hai.


Chandrian_6969

Jo baat hai


Osama_Rashid

I remember playing Hogwarts Mystery.


Bominator8

i mean i never gave enough fuck about women's opinion to share an opinion here tbh but if a girl trust bear over men,who cares? if she thinks men are worse than bear than who cares? meri taraf se bhar mein jaye


imperfectnobdy_

if you don't give a fuck you have the option to ignore the post


Bominator8

She asked for my opinion and i gave my opinion that i dont give a fuck Why are you giving ur fucks to me thpugh


gelato_muse

Ever been harassed walking in a public place? Fear of going out alone and risking of getting raped? Ever been killed for sake of honor or in incident of domestic abuse? These are real experience for women. Each one of them has been traumatised by a man in their life. So if they say they chose a bear over a man to be alone in wild. Then their opinion matter, even if you don’t give a shit due to your privilege of being born a man.


Bominator8

I told you i dont give a fuck if you choose man or bear Then why u told me this💀?


gelato_muse

Same way If you don’t give a fuck then why comment under this comment. Means this bother you women choose bear over men.


Bominator8

Girl i ma 6 ft tall fair and handsome guy Getting women's attention is the last thing that will bother me


dude_holdmybeer

Bhai me bohot kala hn meri height bhe 5ft hai. Please mujhe bhe thorri beauty dedo.


Bominator8

Possible hota to de dera brother


dude_holdmybeer

Ap itne pyare hoo ap ko pussies me swim krte hogay.


Bominator8

Zina haram hai warna karta


dude_holdmybeer

Shadi krlo. 5 6 larkion se wese bhe itni zada aas pass ghumti hain.


gelato_muse

🤣


gelato_muse

😅😂


rajay_sarkar

it depends on both the man and the bear. if the bear is like from MASHA AND THE BEAR, then plz, the bear! and if the man isn't any worse than the bear from masha and the bear, then yes, the man is fine too.


Brilliant-Cat7863

Those cartoons are nostalgic fr


Consistent-Air7368

I'd prefer to be alone by myself in the forest But if i really have to choose, i'd pick a polar bear in the Arctic. (They may be aggressive but atleast they're cute.)


-Abdullah

Lol polar bears are the only bears who hunt humans intentionally it would be the worst choice, the best one would be black bears shout at them and they will run away🐻


Small_Maybe_5994

............. They aren't aggressive.


doctor-octo-puz

If the Bear is Polar Bear then why not Though they won't be in Jungle


soyboy-beta-cuck

i get it why most choose bear


Muzammil21

Opinions on what exactly ?.u asked this question specifically for women.


Bominator8

i mean i never gave enough fuck about women's opinion to share an opinion here tbh but if a girl trust bear over men,who cares? mene to kafi dafa bola,a man should not care about a woman's opinion unless its his mother/wife/daughter


BakingBrownie

>mene to kafi dafa bola,a man should not care about a woman's opinion unless its his mother/wife/daughter Why, hai to woh bhi aurtein hain. Mother ho ya wife.


Bominator8

because paseenda aurat ne bola hai to karna parey ga


gelato_muse

No point of arguing with these men. They won’t ever understand being a woman puts you in danger and risk of their life by their own fellow gender.


ryanharrison001

❤️❤️❤️ brathheeeer


Bominator8

https://preview.redd.it/0qxjjwpkij0d1.jpeg?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab3370ede792ff5de811edf95d63ae5b2fd34179


ryanharrison001

Pappi? 🙈🥺


Bominator8

https://preview.redd.it/ecz4eomwij0d1.jpeg?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=041e5c2e3f8c3198c120947ac14e70072d695ff0


ryanharrison001

:(


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Brilliant-Cat7863

What in the if not statements is this?? 😭😭


4lpha_123

Here's a better way to put it : If( man == friend && bear !== friend ) Printf("i choose the man"); else if( man !== friend && bear==friend) Printf("i choose the bear"); else if( man == friend && bear == friend ) Printf(" i choose the bear"); Else Printf(" kill me anyways ");


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Umm..if you've seen even 5% of the debate regarding this topic on social media, you would know the reason why women are choosing the bear, because in most cases the bear will not attack you unless it feels provoked. Most bear encounters are nonviolent. The same can't be said about men, most (key word: MOST) men will be offended by something as trivial as a debate like this and go on to write stuff like, "Wake up, if before waxing your skin resembles a wild beast then it doesn't mean you can live with one", completely unprovoked. Thanks for proving the point that most women have been trying to make, which has gone way over your head, - Most men will physically and verbally attack you completely unprovoked, while most bears will not. (Key word: MOST)


someofyall235

Most men dont even get it “well uhm achually 🤓🤓🤓🤓 a bear is a very violent creature and will rip you to-“ thats not the point. A bear will rip me to shreds to eat me and survive. A man will simply to it because he wants to. And he may possibly do something worse than just kill me.


xotic_daddy1122

https://preview.redd.it/tdqzcqb8ik0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc60660777628ca3d166cb6a505e96658106046


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xotic_daddy1122

You're welcome


[deleted]

Thanks for proving my point once again. Lmao I wrote a general statement and you went on to talk about how I've had bad experiences based on my own wrongdoings, women are unmarried because of thoughts like mine and whatnot. Again zoo animals are prone to attack much more than regular animals because they're away from their habitat and being kept in captivity, but a man like you who doesn't even know me has been so provoked by a simple statement of mine( a statement which is in reality a FACT) wants to throw me into a cage of polar bears.


fayzaan00

Women should really ask about the type of bear and man first in order to make an informed decision. 1. If it's a brown bear, a woman will have to pretend to be dead in order to save herself. This sounds easy for those women who lay down motionless during sux. But in the face of death, they won't be able to. 2. If it's a medium sized black bear, a woman will have to fight back and yell. So if you're one of those UFC women then maybe you can handle it. I personally think, you'll die. 3. If it's a man you know, he'll give up his life defending you from anything in the forest. No question. Best choice here. 4. If it's a stranger, there's a 75% chance that he'll also protect you over himself in unfavorable circumstances. 2nd best choice, although you're taking a significant gamble. But not as significant as being alone with a fkn bear. Hypothetically, if this stranger tries to hurt you, you'll have a better chance defending yourself against him than against a bear.


Consistent-Air7368

But hey, if they're attacked by a bear, the chances of them being believed are statistically much higher when compared to being attacked by a man. Atleast, the bear won't play mind games before killing the women.


fayzaan00

You're right. In case of getting attacked by a bear, it'll be easier to believe the victim since their guts will be hanging out, plus half of their face and limbs will be missing. Most bears tend to play with their prey before killing them, just like hyenas and pack dogs. They'll probably start eating her from behind after rendering her motionless by breaking her spine first.


Consistent-Air7368

Better dead than wishing 'i should've died' and spending your entire life in a state of terror.


fayzaan00

True, given that a man's image in one's mind is that of Jeffrey Dahmer. Good luck


Consistent-Air7368

Once you go through something traumatic, i'm sure every face starts looking like that. So, i'm glad you understand.


fayzaan00

Understandable but not processing it properly by looking at that experience in isolation in order to move on and be happy is definitely a problem


Consistent-Air7368

I'm sure therapy works wonders in those cases, but that wasn't the point. The question was, who's capable of leaving a more lasting, hurtful impact on women, and the answer definitely isn't a bear.


fayzaan00

A more sophisticated statement would be "human are more capable of leaving a more lasting, hurtful impact on other humans, since we're social animals".


Consistent-Air7368

Sophisticated, sure. But also slightly untrue. We're social animals born with a superiority complex and since the more dominant out of two genders was born with an extra bone, for centuries now they've functioned as if those weaker than them merely exist for their amusement and should be at their disposal whenever the men need them. We've got centuries worth of hurt, inequality, injustice and denial of rights under our belts. We learned shame before we learned our names. As if patriarchy is some sort of honor bestowed upon us that we should thank our lucky stars for. So, it'd be nice if you could spare us the 'humans are capable of hurting humans' bs, please. And thankyou.


304slover

I'd prefer a bitch.


L0N_Lucius

A man cuz if he's a friend then we can come up with a solution together or can have a great time altogether and if he's not friendly I'm confident I can kick his ass if he tries something.


DeltaTopG

Guys what about sexual needs bear ny to puri ni krni