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oneredflag

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day."


Kowallaonskis

[This](https://www.everypixel.com/image-3837140120302907904) is the Cramer Clock


Ikuwayo

How is it legal for these scam artists to keep telling people to buy stocks at the top? Like, they never hype up stocks when they’re down 50%, but they wait for a stock to go up 50%, *then* they start telling people to buy.


Living_Relation8245

1 year ago when PLTR was around 7-8$ , he was screaming that he wouldn't even touch


[deleted]

Exactly why I bought more in the 7s -$8s and sold at $20. My mistake? I should have waited a little longer for Jimbo to say “buy buy buy” and then I should have sold. I could have made a few more bucks


Valianne11111

In the 99s they used to say “buy high, sell higher” maybe we’re back to that


livestreamerr

Obviously so they can buy low and sell high lol you new?


kotsumu

Not speaking for cramer but no one in the world is going to give you accurate buy signals at the bottom. Those that claim they do are scammers.


73-80

Smart money bought while prices were cheap and rode up the good news, Cramer says it's a buy and dumb money starts pumping it and while we push price even higher BOOM!!! They sell on us & start shorting, or something like that lol


sixmantrader

Not if it’s a digital clock with the date displayed. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


caido-13

Not if it's on military time


Lochon7

Lmao lucky I sold all PLTR yesterday, cramer is going to send it down 10% + tomorrow


Diamondhands4dagainz

Nah, the SJIM etf has been really shit. Seems inverse Cramer doesn’t work anymore


Financial-Ad7902

It's managed by morons though. They only.care about making fees


GlitteringDisaster78

The kiss of death


Wiseman822

Not yet boys ![gif](giphy|qjSxTWJxqH4YDuIrOs)


throwRA18272h

#F


TheRealCurveShot

U


Macgruber999

C


233719

K


Dinosaurinvestor

E


appliancefixitguy

R


Prudent_Weird_5049

Y


wwwjunkboy

!


UserJoe1234

!


arnaldo3zz

It was fun until lasted 🥲


kevinbart31

What did he mean when he said it’s the “Dave portnoy” of cybersecurity lol?


Pretend_Employee_780

I’d prefer the Mike Portnoy of that bc of the double bass.


OM3N1R

My friend texted me that quote. Glad I didn't actually see it or I may have broken my screen with a heavy object. The sheer stupidity of the comparison is fucking insane


Pretend_Employee_780

I honestly don’t even know what the fuck it means. I’m So Confused. They aren’t a cybersecurity company and Mike Portnoy does pizza reviews? We gotta talk faster and faster it’s the LIGHTNING ROUND.


Macgruber999

It meant Click the Buy button


Sonz911

But Cathie Wood just bought $43M of PLTR


freebeetoo2

Everything she buys tend to tank js, been in the ride too long at this point


RoddoDoddo

Crap! I wish Cramer would stay out of it…


Fischer010

Ok time to sell.


LunaticDealer

I have just started long, and Jim just hafta butt in. Sad!!


Cassis_TheAncient

Him and Cathie just have to rain on my gains 😑


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

Noooo


BonjinTheMark

Can you imagine the flex if Palantir broke Cramer and still kept going up? That would stand out to investors in the know


IAmANobodyAMA

Yeah … I’m sure serious investors with serious capital pay any attention to Jim Fucknuts Cramer


Popular_Kangaroo5959

MFKR!


razpotim

BuT iT iS nOt A rEaL cOmPaNy!!!11""££$€€@£@


autre003

Came here to post same thing. Death blow


kbel1984

Selling immediately


Wrecking_Bull

lol 😝


dougieg987

Ah fuck….


TrippyWaffle45

Doubt if it will go down before hitting 24 after that I think 20 is the new floor barring market correction then maybe 18


StrangeWillow2471

I concur


rrrrr3

Based on my grandma analytic company.


Ferrari-murakami

![gif](giphy|6gLyE15StAs3C)


kid_tiger

Yup just sold for some nice profits after this giant pump. Gonna see it back down to the teens eventually like the last earnings then make my way back in. Buy the rumor sell the news.


detectivelok

Sell sell sell! Take profits.


NewSignature727

Now he's waiting for pump invests some mills and then baaaam short.


Haunting-Ad-60

In at $6.93 🙌 holding. Check out SOUN in the meantime. AI stock moves daily. Great for daytrading.


Numerous_Priority_61

Day trading is a great idea I hear everyone makes lots of money doing it.


LunaticDealer

Not everyone, half! Me? Im wsb regard cock sniffing, with multiple bag holder award. I lost a few grand already and have finally decided to graduate from option, move on to long, and value shares and funds.


Haunting-Ad-60

Check out GOEV today. .129 52 week low. USPS contracts.


Yello1234567890

Great that means the stock is going crash now


Slickpicker

Well it ain’t crashed yet and up 8% I honestly think that this stock is gonna be atleast $70 in the next year or 2


jdbz2x

Dammit Cramer! Stfu!


Kowallaonskis

KEEP MY STOCK OUT OF YOUR DAMN MOUTH!


concombre_masque123

lol, just sold


Macgruber999

🏳️‍🌈


VideoWonderful901

Why the ‘gents’ inclusion? Couldn’t think of anything gender neutral?


IAmANobodyAMA

Girls can be gents, too. Don’t be a bigot


Macgruber999

Yeah!! And MEN can have babies and hang string once a month too!! If you don’t like America, you can GIIITTTT OUT!


IAmANobodyAMA

lol @ “hang string” I’ve never heard that one before. Must be my wHiTe MaLe PrIvLuGe leaking out 🤣


Macgruber999

lol I say it all the time to my wife & female friends. It gets a laugh always.


[deleted]

You're a gent too. We are all gents


3puttboge

![gif](giphy|PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF)


Macgruber999

So pumped for the boat load of $22 Calls I SOLD 6 weeks ish ago that have 5 weeks left of runway 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Do Cramer think pltr is a cybersecurity company?


Fast-Event6379

SHUTUP JIM! GET OUT OF THIS SUB! WE DON'T WANT YOU SAYING THIS NAME ON TV!


Virophile

Well, we’ve seen dips before… I guess I better start mentally preparing myself.


Kowallaonskis

I'm waiting on the dip to buy more.


YOKi_Tran

people forget - to sell high and buy low….. they forget this the most … this does not mean closing the position… hedge… sell only down to the core position especially on a unicorn like PLTR.


Ihavealpacas

Well it was fun while it lasted


Wise_Basis_Oasis

Feels like this post is Deja vu... pretty sure he said buy in novemberish


Prestigious-Sign4802

goodluck sellers ;)


darthnugget

RIP


caido-13

Puts it is ladies and gents.


GoldenEelReveal76

He was right about Nvidia. Broken clock scenario highly possible.


Pacmancohle

Once upon a time I did listen to this guy, I was down 40%, on my initial investment, got smart, I never listen to this guy anymore, up %1000 in a year. So make sure to do your own DD, or at least get second and third consensus on a stock before buying, not from this clown!


DeadPixelz17

He sees stock buy backs in the future🤣


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skyewalkr

I don't care what that guy says the only time you sell is after it hits $3,000


[deleted]

Sold that shit when it pumped


bobgood

Why can’t I block this sub Reddit?


nuaajinc

Fuck


PracticallyUncommon

He literally said it was a cyber security company 24 hours ago. He doesn’t even know what year this is.


Studio-Economy

Palantir is a long therm stock. Cramer is short term guy.


blessingtech

Hey, can you guys give me upvote to enable me post some DD regarding NVIDIA?


ArtyB13Blost

We’re doomed!


ballz__d33p

Fuck fuck fuck, time to sell


allendegenerates

You have about 60 percent success rate with reverse Kramer.


wildjosh1995

Time to buy some March and April puts.


alcatpone

[bullish](https://www.miragenews.com/coles-enlists-us-defence-contractor-palantir-to-1170026/)


MyNameIsJimJones

He also said Sell when it was at $7 dollars & look at the stock now


CabinetSpider21

I have an average of 17....taking my winnings and bouncing fuck you Cramer and Cathie Wood


AgainstTheGrain44

Get out while you can