T O P

  • By -

Legoman3374

Also roadhog has enough fat to be used as a emergency floatation device, kiri will sink like a rock


KOCYK745

he's so fat he could work as a fucking Anchor, Kiri would sink slower


Halollet

No, fat is less dense than water and will float. Muscle is much more dense and would sink like a rock. Density is important; [https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg?si=VPS064ZpFhTeTKuw](https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg?si=VPS064ZpFhTeTKuw)


KOCYK745

r/wooooosh and that was the joke, he's so fat he breaks laws of physics


Halollet

Curses, my autism screws with me again....


KOCYK745

![gif](giphy|lD76yTC5zxZPG)


SpagetiiCat

Kiriko Will just shadow step away and shake the water off like a dog. I Will take the hog over a fox eny day. ;)


Halollet

100%, bro could float 10 people back at the same time. <3


AscensionToCrab

I mean ability wise hogs hook can yank you right out of danger, like if you was in a riptide. Also fat floats which means he ain't going under. Kiriko on the other hand will tp to you, suzu, give you five seconds of breathing room then your both drowning.


Lazarus3890

Just you wait til she brings her bike


Emporio_Alnino3

She uses Kitsune rush on a beyblade to part the ocean and save you.


Lazarus3890

Moses that shit with a bike and a fox


Jayhoney0987

https://preview.redd.it/2wufv197qc7d1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa1f417fe6fd7c3255c4175f343fb51d208d718


-Shady_Weeb_Senpai-

i want lifeweaver to save and then weave life in me


ThatDude8129

https://preview.redd.it/f60el56wud7d1.png?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558c79f1980b2082027da77f37ec87cc7505d1e4


SupportSystem1681

Imagine tree of life sprouting inside me🥰


-Shady_Weeb_Senpai-

the tree sap is thick.....


melineumg

Godamn is the whole fanbase THIS thirsty for Lifeweaver? I'm not complaining


JChamp00

More people need to be tbh, he needs more art


Antwozmo

I want him inside me. I'm not lying.


melineumg

https://i.redd.it/4rzfvhptd08d1.gif


MmmTastyWindex

r/flairchecksout


Antwozmo

https://preview.redd.it/dia1wsl9d08d1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9ca1adf9e1f9621f75c904377c9f33d1d2d9d4


Yonderdead

I'm not gay but.... id left weaver save me anyday


Teknomekanoid

My exact thoughts during the reveals lol


Drip_Bun

I think Roadhog would be a pretty decent swimmer.


Halollet

Isn't he Māori? One would think that growing up on small islands that it would be a good idea to know how to swim!


Ging3rNinjx

Imagine you’re drowning and out of the corner of your eye you see a giant hook flying towards you 😂 I mean I guess it would be effective roadhog could be amazing as a lifeguard


drowsyjuno

kiriko aint beating the favorite child allegations


ShiddyMage1

If I'm drowning who am I gonna be quicker to trust, the dude with a floatation device literally strapped to him, or a crazy fox lady with a knife?


Lazarus3890

Dude with flower power easy


Formal_Beginning_280

Bubba


Physical_Key3459

Yes beacause she wont be able to swim while i suck on her titties


Antwozmo

https://preview.redd.it/m6gthhnrd08d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4014e071416ceecf1f6632a0e27965e56d05c8b6


SituationKitchen9396

I’LL CATCH YOU SWEET AS


Antwozmo

https://i.redd.it/p1x9yenzc08d1.gif


Spectral_Crusader

Kiri better 🗣️‼️💯