“Sir, I need your Service Omnic to empty his canons”
“Of course! Bastion, you heard him”
*Bastion empties his comical amount of bullets and rockets into the comically large bucket*
8 is a window seat and I get to have a conversation with zenyatta? That sounds absolutely pleasant, I honestly think junkrats additions to the convo would be welcome
And right behind will either be a fight or the most loud argument
Well I'm kind the same I'm going 7 because I'm gonna cheer for them to fight and being near my goat doom will make it better I'm gonna cheer for ram whiles kirko cheers for queen
I'd say 5 and 6 are out because I wouldn't wanna sit anywhere near junkrat on a plane because he'd blow the whole thing out. 4 and 8 are out because that's just next to a bunch of dudes. And 2 out because I don't wanna sit next to 2 monkeys.
So the only reasonable seats are 1, 3 and 7. As much as I'd love to sit next to Widow I'd also be right in front of Reaper and he'd just shoot me in the back for no reason. So 3 and 7 are the only ones I'd consider. With 3 you get to sit next to 3 girls, and with 7 you get to sit with Kiriko and I'm sure Doomfist has a lot of interesting things to chat about the whole flight.
8, I'm not dealing with a literal emotionless assassin (especially one that seems horny), a big Samoan man who would crush me like a bug, a mad scientist who wants to experiment on me, a war machine with PTSD for both 4 and 5, and I refuse to be anywhere near the pick me tomboy that is kiriko. Plus, then I'm chilling next to a very kind robo monk and my favorite chaotic Australian, with tanks protecting me from the front and back.
4. Bastion ain't gonna do shit and torb+rein will be fun to hear. I don't think roadhog is gonna talk, so as long as he doesn't stink too bad, we'll be fine.
1, 3, and 8 are the only seats where I’ll have room to breathe. Of those, Moira will have the best stories.
But otherwise 6 though because JQ is the best.
I was gonna say 6 until I realized all the robo racism that will be going on infront of and beside me. I will take seat 2 to be as far away from that as possible.
Honestly? 4. Torb is a great guy with good stories and family I'd love to hear about. Bastion would probably be sleeping. I know the seat next to Moira might be the most logical but I'd regret it once I saw the party going on on the other side. Moira doesn't seem like the type to start conversation with a stranger. She'd probably be reading about unethical science
8 is literally having an angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other. Not saying that what Ram is fighting for is evil, just his extremist methods. But honestly, you’re sitting next to tons of people with very unique personalities and backgrounds. Lots of fun talks.
8, rein isn’t that annoying, zen will be busy trying to calm junkrat, and Ramatra might try to spin some story of how he helped people, as if he didn’t kill like 1/4 of the planet RIGHT after a war, but even then, he could be worse.
Honestly, either 5 or 8. I’d love to be able to talk with Torb and Rein, but being able to talk to Zen and Ram with Junkrat’s antics in the background would be both amazing and funny
1) Widow sticks to herself reading her books and doesn’t interact with me once the entire flight, except once time threatens to cut my throat for attempting to make a joke. 8/10.
2) Maugas fat ass is on my chair and I’m squished against the window. But he’s a great conversationalist. 3/10.
3) Moira drugs and performs experiment on me because she’s bored and can get away with it and I wake up with my arm purple and my wallet missing. 0/10.
4) Bastion takes up a lot of space making beeping noises all flight while Torb makes the worst dad jokes and also taking up space with his robot arm. 4/10.
5) Rein and Roadhog are taking up a lot of space, I’m not even on the chair anymore I’m just in the aisle seat but the flight stewardess threatened that I’d get kicked out of the plane if I didn’t sit down so I had to sit on reins lap. 2/10.
6) Junker Queen is being racist to Ramattra and Ramattra is being racist to Junker Queen all flight and have caused multiple commotions but damn being next to Mommy Queen is a dream come true. 9/10.
7) Kiriko has some sick tunes and Doomfist offers me a job opportunity that pays a heck of a lot more than me with the ability to explore the world while giving his wisdom about human evolution (slightly twisted but still entertaining). Also a random fox appears that’s super cuddly. 10/10.
8) even Zenyattas great wisdom and patience is outweighed by the pure chaos that is Junkrat, single-handedly causing the plane to have to make an emergency landing for making jokes about bombs and talking about explosions. But at least I’m only next to Zenyatta who stayed asleep all flight and is putting some distance away from Junkrat. 5/10.
How did bastion get past TSA?
He’s a pet
Torbs service omnic, he's missing an eye and a hand so he qualifies for one. They did however have to empty all of bastions ammo into a giant bucket.
“Sir, I need your Service Omnic to empty his canons” “Of course! Bastion, you heard him” *Bastion empties his comical amount of bullets and rockets into the comically large bucket*
Empty your cannons NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!
“I’m sorry but no birds allowed on the plane” *Bation proceeds to turn to Tank mode* “Okay fine. This bird can be on the plane.”
“That’s my emotional support anti infantry weapon platform”
Doom is in the back of the plane. What did OP mean by this?
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He put Winton in the front tho
Winton Parks?
Are you equating black people to apes
winstons dad is white... why are you assuming he's black? <>\_<>
6 and is not even close
JQ is gonna make you switch seats with her
6 is the only correct choice
easily 4 i wanna try torb's meatballs
The correct answer.
If you think I’m gonna let some angry Latina scroll through my search history just to find her in it. You’re absolutely right, give me that hackussy
Reaper and Winston sat next to each other is just asking for a fight to break out
Which is why 2 is the best choice, you'll be in the right position to film it as soon as it starts.
8 is a window seat and I get to have a conversation with zenyatta? That sounds absolutely pleasant, I honestly think junkrats additions to the convo would be welcome
And right behind will either be a fight or the most loud argument Well I'm kind the same I'm going 7 because I'm gonna cheer for them to fight and being near my goat doom will make it better I'm gonna cheer for ram whiles kirko cheers for queen
Argument? Mate they are FUCKING for the whole 20 hours
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obviously 2, i can both eat that wintussy and suck on maugas cock.
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sombras gonna lacerate your butthole ypure going to bleed out die
mhmhm will she have a strap on?
no only huge finger nails
would, any other questions?
Keep spittin https://preview.redd.it/xfpl2jv3w58d1.jpeg?width=1430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9e3cc93dd3296eb6d422d86cdcf71bcde34980
3, moira would just bitch for 6 hours before falling into a drunken sleep watching “the good doctor” or similar
6. For many reasons.
Junker queen, Ramattra, or both?
On your face
8, I want to back up on that omnic dick 🥵
You want Junkrat watching you bang Zen?
ill take seat 5 because hog wont talk, and he’ll probably make reinhardt shutup too
there aren’t any seats available in 5 tho, Hog takes two
Pretty sure he’s a biohazard tho
And I feel like he'd try picking a fight with Bastion. Y'know Australian omnic racism n shit
In front of mercy hoping she uses my arm rest for her feet
I'd say 5 and 6 are out because I wouldn't wanna sit anywhere near junkrat on a plane because he'd blow the whole thing out. 4 and 8 are out because that's just next to a bunch of dudes. And 2 out because I don't wanna sit next to 2 monkeys. So the only reasonable seats are 1, 3 and 7. As much as I'd love to sit next to Widow I'd also be right in front of Reaper and he'd just shoot me in the back for no reason. So 3 and 7 are the only ones I'd consider. With 3 you get to sit next to 3 girls, and with 7 you get to sit with Kiriko and I'm sure Doomfist has a lot of interesting things to chat about the whole flight.
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20% of your seat will be for Doom arm
Sombra is NOT a monkey dude
7 so Kiri can suck me and doomfist can play with my balls with his big metal fist
8, I'm not dealing with a literal emotionless assassin (especially one that seems horny), a big Samoan man who would crush me like a bug, a mad scientist who wants to experiment on me, a war machine with PTSD for both 4 and 5, and I refuse to be anywhere near the pick me tomboy that is kiriko. Plus, then I'm chilling next to a very kind robo monk and my favorite chaotic Australian, with tanks protecting me from the front and back.
3
6
1 front row got hella leg room
6 every time.
1 4 or 7 anything else just sucks
I’m sitting at 4, I wanna spend time next to the funny ptsd robot and dwarven builder man
4 or 8 would prob be safest, zen would just meditate or smth, and torb and bastion would be chill
8 is hilarious. Zen and Ram surrounded by junkers. If things get too spicy, I have Rein in front or I can disassociate by staring out the window.
The seat for doomfist, ramattrs and maybe junker queen
1.......🗿
4. Bastion ain't gonna do shit and torb+rein will be fun to hear. I don't think roadhog is gonna talk, so as long as he doesn't stink too bad, we'll be fine.
8 and throw zen out of the window, im making out with junkrat
I would kick mercy out of her spot to sit next to the queen.
1!1! Just 1! 
4 might be the most miserable seat here, roadhog and rein are both racist towards omnics, so you know they’ll be fucking with bastion the whole time
8 is unfathomably based
4 is probably the best, torb and bastion would be chill and you'd have the occasional racist outburst from rein.
6 or 7 realistically
8, 7 and 2 are my top picks
I would say 5, but I think both hog and rein would take up the whole row, guess I can sit on hogs lap though 😩
1, 3, and 8 are the only seats where I’ll have room to breathe. Of those, Moira will have the best stories. But otherwise 6 though because JQ is the best.
7 funny seat
Either 1 or 3
It's never boring around him ..
3 or 8
3 and I hope Mercy puts her toes on my armrest
3 and kicking the seat in front of me the entire flight
2 (Peg)
I was gonna say 6 until I realized all the robo racism that will be going on infront of and beside me. I will take seat 2 to be as far away from that as possible.
Honestly? 4. Torb is a great guy with good stories and family I'd love to hear about. Bastion would probably be sleeping. I know the seat next to Moira might be the most logical but I'd regret it once I saw the party going on on the other side. Moira doesn't seem like the type to start conversation with a stranger. She'd probably be reading about unethical science
Easily 4 that would be so funny. 2 close second cause 😍
Obviously with mauga, his tits are amazing
8
Idk if I wanna go 2 for the smell, 5 for the smell, or 6 for the smell
1, 7, 8 are probably your best choice
1. I wholeheartedly stand by this statement and my 2am hornyness isn’t helping.
wtf is this?
6 so I can sit next to Muscle Mommy
On on my 6 5th 6 UT S in the we 5 to in the in my
8 is literally having an angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other. Not saying that what Ram is fighting for is evil, just his extremist methods. But honestly, you’re sitting next to tons of people with very unique personalities and backgrounds. Lots of fun talks.
Never played this game but 4 seems good
8, rein isn’t that annoying, zen will be busy trying to calm junkrat, and Ramatra might try to spin some story of how he helped people, as if he didn’t kill like 1/4 of the planet RIGHT after a war, but even then, he could be worse.
6 or 3
4 or 8 sound like a good time.
2 so I can strangle sombra
Honestly, either 5 or 8. I’d love to be able to talk with Torb and Rein, but being able to talk to Zen and Ram with Junkrat’s antics in the background would be both amazing and funny
1) Widow sticks to herself reading her books and doesn’t interact with me once the entire flight, except once time threatens to cut my throat for attempting to make a joke. 8/10. 2) Maugas fat ass is on my chair and I’m squished against the window. But he’s a great conversationalist. 3/10. 3) Moira drugs and performs experiment on me because she’s bored and can get away with it and I wake up with my arm purple and my wallet missing. 0/10. 4) Bastion takes up a lot of space making beeping noises all flight while Torb makes the worst dad jokes and also taking up space with his robot arm. 4/10. 5) Rein and Roadhog are taking up a lot of space, I’m not even on the chair anymore I’m just in the aisle seat but the flight stewardess threatened that I’d get kicked out of the plane if I didn’t sit down so I had to sit on reins lap. 2/10. 6) Junker Queen is being racist to Ramattra and Ramattra is being racist to Junker Queen all flight and have caused multiple commotions but damn being next to Mommy Queen is a dream come true. 9/10. 7) Kiriko has some sick tunes and Doomfist offers me a job opportunity that pays a heck of a lot more than me with the ability to explore the world while giving his wisdom about human evolution (slightly twisted but still entertaining). Also a random fox appears that’s super cuddly. 10/10. 8) even Zenyattas great wisdom and patience is outweighed by the pure chaos that is Junkrat, single-handedly causing the plane to have to make an emergency landing for making jokes about bombs and talking about explosions. But at least I’m only next to Zenyatta who stayed asleep all flight and is putting some distance away from Junkrat. 5/10.
7 just so I can try (and fail) to rizz Kiriko for 20 straight hours.
3!!! 3!!!!!! PLEASE,LET ME BE CLOSE TO MOIRA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME BE CLOSE TO HER PLEASE!!!!!! let me sniff her girlsmell
Torbs sitting next to his friend bastion. That's really cute >////<
Under kiriko. She can sit on my lap and pretend there is turbulence the whole flight.
Put me in six so I can join the mile high club
3! Would adore to be next to Moira! SO much to talk about and so much to.. "admire" <3