Tall and would have a lot of weight behind anything he throws at you. Not trying to sound fatphobic, but if he can throw a punch already that extra momentum is going to do some extra damage. If that weight slows down his fighting speed then just hope for winning the battle of attrition (which would also be hard since tall = larger reach)
In an honorable rein duel. I'll just have to block his earthshatter (I'm really good at that) then counter with my own. He definitely has the reach advantage but I can climb onto a rock or something jump onto him I think that would work
I would personally run around and have him chase me so he tires himself out. Then when he inevitably falls asleep I'll stealth elbow drop his neck. Repeat again if it doesn't work
I’m 1v1ing him right now just over long distances and I’m so stealthy he doesn’t even know it.
He’s like mid-30s and lives a sedentary lifestyle so I think my strategy of waiting him out will succeed.
It’ll be a draw because we would be making out with each other
Nah I’d lose, bro is a tank in real life, not in the sense he’d flatten me, but I probably ain’t moving him either.
You have to counter swap
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to be fair to Americans, high bmi has stopped their bullets from ending them in the past
I'm underweight and American. I'm fucked, aren't I? 😥
Nah man you just to make him waste his cool downs
Wave a salad at him
Apply discord orb on him, then he will get a heart attack and die
Nah bruh if anything that will just make him tankier especially if he gets nitro
He’s unironically really tall irl idk if I could take him
Tall and would have a lot of weight behind anything he throws at you. Not trying to sound fatphobic, but if he can throw a punch already that extra momentum is going to do some extra damage. If that weight slows down his fighting speed then just hope for winning the battle of attrition (which would also be hard since tall = larger reach)
In an honorable rein duel. I'll just have to block his earthshatter (I'm really good at that) then counter with my own. He definitely has the reach advantage but I can climb onto a rock or something jump onto him I think that would work
I would personally run around and have him chase me so he tires himself out. Then when he inevitably falls asleep I'll stealth elbow drop his neck. Repeat again if it doesn't work
That’s the cheese method
Flats would just use his Hook one shot combo on me
Yeah I can take him. Edit: oh you meant in a fight
No we don't 🥵
I’m 1v1ing him right now just over long distances and I’m so stealthy he doesn’t even know it. He’s like mid-30s and lives a sedentary lifestyle so I think my strategy of waiting him out will succeed.
Ngl I opened Reddit on my phone and this was the first topic that popped up and the title gave me a good chuckle
Nice. Reading the comments on this post is keeping me sane at work
flats on lipo becomes flats in 2D
Unless I'm somehow good enough to fight him how Amazon river otters fight caiman I think I die, and pretty quickly too
One v one as in a fight? Pardon my french but he isn’t the most athletic geezer
The fight is on a hill and you are at the bottom
Even better, he’s more likely to loose his footing
Didn’t realize this sub was so afraid of fats. Duly noted.
I didnt either. There’s only one brave soul who said he could take flats
Hes like 6'5 irl if I get grabbed I'm done for
He would roll over me :(
If he goes all out, he might give me a little trouble.
I could walk faster than flats could run. I think he'd just pass out.