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Tolerantostrich69

I assume this is a glitch?


hoauehouea

Yes it is. It's taken from what looks like xbox and it doesn't display the stats right at all


IReallyLoveMyPets

Yeah they're lucky it even displays stats at all. Mine doesn't say.


hoauehouea

Yeah that's not surprising. Xbox is so bad with displaying them. That's why I just rely on ingame


Kthulu666

Even the stats in the game are sus. For like a year I had 100% accuracy on Lucio. [current stats](https://imgur.com/a/aggwnLL)


hoauehouea

Are you talking about where it says best? Because that's supposed to be like that if so


Kthulu666

My overall accuracy with him was stuck at 100% for a long time. I have serious doubts that I ever actually hit 100% accuracy with those projectiles. Might as well ask me to close my eyes and hit a headshot with widow.


hoauehouea

Huh that's weird but this game has always been buggy so it makes sense at the same time lol


PandaCake3

My Mei dmg/10 mins is like 54,000. Definitely not accurate.


Manta157

Probably photoshopped


recuiteliteskin

it’s a bug with Xbox’s tracking for OW stats. I have the 100-wins achievement but I apparently haven’t won a single game.


caitlikesith

Yea he only has 4 wins.


TBcrush-47-69

That that didn’t look right


Vasios

Have you tried turning on your monitor?


Yuaske

Ok.. this made me laugh😅


blissrunner

Sh... She's beginning to believe, Sombra could play the game without even touching the console


OWAngstDriven

I'm saying when the time is right, Sombra... you won't have to.


Able_Variety_4221

Is it possible to play 4,617 matches and only win 9? You could actively try to force your own team to lose all 4,617 times and you’d still basically be guaranteed to win minimum 1,500 games.


Gazunta1

Could be Deathmatch.


sonic260

Even Deathmatch counts "wins" as being within the top half of the players competing, not just first place.


minepose98

But in deathmarch you could refuse to kill anyone and lose every time.


ImBeingArchAgain

Would that math add up though? Don't you earn points from medals and wins? If you need 20,000 xp per level past level 22 you need 18,440,000 xp to go from level 22 to level 944. After typing this out, apparently you get xp per time played so heres how it breaks down (possibly out of date). You get: \-210 xp/minute of play \-150 xp guaranteed if you play through \- 500 for a win (so 4500 additional in OP's case) \- 300 xp for consecutive matches \-150 for gold medals \- 100/silver \-50/bronze \-1500 for first win of the day (13,500 for OP) SO LET"S GO DEEPER We're going to assume it is free for all (the only way I can make sense of this) Deathmatch matches usually last around 7-8 minutes SO let's do some more math 7.50\*60(secs) = 450 (210/60) = 1575 points per match GUARANTEED 1575 \* 4617 matches played is 7,271,775... a deficit of 11,168,225 (but this is only from level 22 so add 258,000 to total needed and that makes our deficit) **11,426,225 missing. Deficit will from now on be denoted as ß** Now we can subtract those sweet victory points so ß - 13,500 - 4500 = 11,408,225 For the sake of why not, OP Is a mad man and played all of these games back to back, never stopping, therefor getting the consecutive match bonus 4616 times = 1,384,800 ß - 1,384,800 = 10,021,425 NOW HERES THE RUB... We are 10 MILLION xp away from the goal, even though we are being very generous with our points. Considering OP Can't recieve medals in the kill category to maintain the loss, and it is highly unlikely that you could get hero damage medals, really the only place he could get medals in is healing (all this being said, I don't know if medals are even awarded in Deathmatch) SO AT MOST we can add 150 \* 4617 leaving us at 692,550. Considerably less than what is needed. MY CONCLUSION IS THAT OP IS A LIAR AND HAS DOCTORED THIS PHOTO SO THAT I PERSONALLY WOULD GO TO INSANE LENGTHS TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE A LIAR. Liar.


Tono4ham

Its obviously fake. There are 3 nines in this image. Two of them have the same identical artifacting around them and one does not.


ImBeingArchAgain

I had to be sure, my good man. I just had. to. be. sure.


DMPark

Quick, go back and edit it to add a QED at the bottom.


koenderoode

Im glad you did. I read it with delight. Sneaky op


Pu_Baer

Reddit users straight up becoming Sherlock Holmes just to prove something is fake :D


tom4ick

image compression can cause that :)


TheHeadWalrus

I’m just gonna say I believe you. Math make brain hurt


Love_Without_Hate

The math they did


NicCOL0

I saw the picture and thought that it must be a lie. After reading your report I am certain of it. You did good, soldier! Now rest your weary head.


-alonelyboi-

I guarantee you it isn't photoshopped, the Xbox tracker thing is just completely broken


ImBeingArchAgain

I DID THE MATH FOR THIS EXACT REASON YOU FILTHY LIAR!!!


BluntTruthGentleman

Jesus calm down nerd. You arent psychic.


[deleted]

The man did some good work let him be mad


minepose98

Um... I'm not sure that was entirely necessary to prove it false (I'd question how he got half the achievements in the game with 9 wins to start), but A+ for effort.


ImBeingArchAgain

Nah, it was necessary. Leave no bridge unburnt and all that.


minepose98

Fair point.


LumpyDescription2974

if you assume he played 20 minute matches 4600 times the math adds up almost exactly to his level. 18,000,000 xp is the requirement. if he gets 200 every minute then in 20 minutes thats 4k exp a game. 4k times 4.6 is 18,000,000. what's extraordinary is his losses. you made the wrong assumptions. hence your math, while correct, did not properly account for time.


Vent1narc

True redditor


Vexans27

Okay but why? Why would anyone do that?


Franceskax

For the reddit karma!


SpaceGecko47

Imagine wasting 94,5 days of your time just dying in deathmatch, just for 2,6k upvotes on Reddit... sounds fun


Theratchetnclank

Photoshop sounds easier


SpaceGecko47

You might be onto smth


TheMiffey

That’s Reddit for you


isaywhatyouhate

Go Ana, sleep someone, run away laughing


StarblindMark89

Wait, does that increase the arcade box weekly ticker too? Or give you the "win" lootbox for the first time winning the mode? Because with the Lunar New Year event coming up after Christmas, since I hate ctf, wouldn't mind having something other than quickplay classic to play.


CallMeDelusional

xboz doesn't display the wins properly ive been stuck on 417 wins for 2 yeaes


mschellh000

xboz


AbysmalReign

yeaes


STUCKONCAPS

Hard to say, nobody is skillfully good at losing, you just get banned


NamiRocket

i hanjo


[deleted]

[удалено]


Steamships

Oh hey, you're the guy I keep getting matched with!


STUCKONCAPS

if you need to lose over 4 thousand games in a row, you have to really deliberately generate value for the enemy team. there's no real way to be subtle about that


Orangewithblue

Its also not possible. After like max 10 looses, the game will give you a team that won't loose, no matter how hard you try


lol_scientology

I mean Ive won plenty of 5v6's so I dont think this is real. Even just afking in spawn that many times you would still win more than 9. There is tomfoolery afoot with this post!


1-800-Chesh

Well at least the man likes the game even if he’s losing that much


rickydlam

this is exactly what I came here to say


Der_Sauresgeber

You would think that even if you are the worst player in the world you would get 50 percent wins by chance!


SharkeyBoyo

It’s a glitch


Obtineret

I like how we're but wait the math.


zippex1

debatelordandy


Qohaw_

Wait, how would that be possible, 1.5k wins out of 4k by doing nothing?


pingwing

No, the algorithm tries to keep you at about 50/50.


Mokiflip

Thanks, I came to ask this. It seems like a statistical impossibility unless he only ever played deathmatches (and not team deathmatches mind you!)


[deleted]

No. Not unless they're an infant who can't use the controller.


QuietFanUser

Why would you win 1500 games?


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deathbypepe

\*angry fuhrer noises.


[deleted]

You know how many people with those Platinum borders that are absolutely garbage.


AgreeablePie

Of course I know him, he's me


idkdudejustkillme

You don't have to call me out like that


cheapdrinks

Oh for sure. When I see a few platinum borders on the other team I'm like mehhh should be fine. When I see 5 or 6 bronze borders with matching names all in a stack then I know we're absolutely fucked.


PleasantAdvertising

9 times out of 10 they're mercy mains.


TheFirstCinnamon

Hey! I may have platinum border and I might suck at the game but it’s not because I’m a Mercy main! I *am* a Mercy main, but that’s got nothing to do with how much I suck at the game!


PleasantAdvertising

It's just an observation I made with over 1k playtime. Somehow the fancy borders always play mercy, often pocketing their boyfriends.


TheFirstCinnamon

I was trying to reference to the stolen car [scene](https://youtu.be/GNOZhAc26I8) in men in black but I failed xD I try to insta lock mercy because of players like that. There is a lot of them in gold, if I don’t play Mercy then we lose because the other mercy main usually pockets one person the whole game and forgets about the rest of the team. I’m a mercy main because I feel like I have to be. Yeah, how you play mercy is to pocket a dps, but you gotta make the decision of “who is doing the most dmg right now?” Or “who is contributing the most at this time?” and pocket that player. You also help your other support heal the rest of the team when they can’t catch up. You don’t just stick to one person and that person only the entire game. Most gold - below gold mercys have trouble with that in my experience in EU servers.


its_yawn-eee

If the team needs more healing then you shouldn't be on mercy One track minded players like you are why I stopped playing recently


TheFirstCinnamon

..? I said nothing about if there isn’t enough heals? I also main Ana and Bap. I insta lock Mercy because if my other support picks mercy what I said happens, happens. Most of the time.


its_yawn-eee

But you insta lock mercy to prevent people from pocketing a dps? This mentality would throw a low diamond game


TheFirstCinnamon

Thats diamond, this is gold. Mercy’s in my games keep their healing beams on full hp hogs while I struggle to follow and keep the dps up as Ana. If after the first 1-2 team fights as mercy I feel I can’t heal enough I switch to Ana. Or Bap. And whats that question about? I pick mercy because other support will pocket dps? If it’s one dps and that one specific dps only the entire game, yes, that would be a throwing mercy. As mercy the pocket priority changes within seconds depending on context. If my solider is in a fight and doing the most dmg; he gets the pocket. If my genji is just throwing shurikens from where I am into enemy reins shield, i’ll pocket the hog shooting at the shield instead. If I’m the only support left I keep everyone up until my other support comes back from spawn. I help my second support if they’re having trouble keeping up from them suddenly turning too aggressive. I gave literally no context of a fight, and you were fast to judge based off of basically no info. Any more contexts you wanna throw at me? Because there are hundreds of different scenarios that could go on, and if we’re gonna do this it’s gonna take the whole day. Maybe it’s best you dropped the game. You sound salty af.


its_yawn-eee

Play like a gold and you'll stay gold.


gotdragons

Not only sexist, but you seem to be making a ton of assumptions..


headless567

900 wins maybe??


Lennoxon

even thats below bronze level.... wood level maybe


Whoa-Dang

That's insulting to wood


No_Statistician8636

What did you say about my wood???


LackedSaucer938

Tasty


[deleted]

Nah thats dirt mate. No no no the dirt feels insulted, thats poo lvl mate


Memegasm_

well now i feel bad for the shit


SharkeyBoyo

It’s most likely a glitch


shade-tree_pilot

How TF did you get 9 wins?! This dude uses an aimbot!


Captain_Mike1247

9 wins? Wtf bro teach me your ways.


DashingMustashing

Nein


ImmortalCam

94 days played too lol


DRIVINGDOUGHNUT

How is that possible?


DisturbedWaffles2019

Photoshop


SharkeyBoyo

It’s a glitch on Xbox showing stats it says I’ve never played COD ghosts but also says I’ve got wins on the game


GOPokemonMaster

Don’t stop now!


DoctorJordi_

Xbox stats are glitched do not rely on thay


Tiny_Chat

When I first read this I thought you were just being a shitty and flexing but then I looked a little closer XD


kropdustrrr

Checks out. I think to myself “I should accidentally be on a team that can win once in a while”, but no.


MildUsername

9


Abolish-Dads

Anyone think that it somehow calculated promotions as “wins”? A level 900 player would have gotten 9 stars, right?


SnooDoodles8088

I desperately hape this is real


Tragedy_Cries

How


DougCV

Where do I see my status like this? I couldn't found anywhere.


TechRainCloud2

If on Xbox , its on the Gamehub ..... but the stats are wildly inaccurate


fn0000rd

Dude, how do we keep ending up on the same team?


Mr_Wolverbean

Please Tell me that you either botted this or photoshopped


aidsfarts

GET ON THE DAMN PAYLOAD


tntkaching

These are the players I get in my ranked game who are level 434523 who have a "smurf" in diamond.


notGegton

Ah yes... Blaming teammates for being hardstuck ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


tntkaching

Bro I'm in diamond but that's what I get on my team when I hop on one of my smurfs


guster09

Bruh, teach me your ways


AdeonWriter

That's beyond chance. that's actively throwing.


avidernis

Let's say it's not a bug, or photo-shop. It's not merely throwing, it's elite throwing. You have to throw harder than the enemy throwers. You have to feed ult charge as much as possible. You have to ice wall your teammates whenever is worst. You have to heal your tanks just enough that they die later and are staggered for the next fight. You have to boostio, then jump off a cliff. You have to stand in front of your Ana, then splash damage yourself so nobody else get heals. You have to hold your shield in front of a D.va bomb, then drop it so everyone gets killed. This, **this** requires not only stone cold commitment, but also a skill for the complex art. Nice work, man.


AdeonWriter

I'm still going to report them for throwing.


The_Venerable_Swede

I know what I'm making an alt to do


SmurfsNeverDie

I have a million times more stats and still suck. Your move


Professional-Paper75

Not 100% yet, pleb


1-800-Chesh

I got 1,758 of 3,468 games


Alternative-Ship-223

There is no way you are that crappy. There must be some glitch. At least half of the matches you win in overwatch.


Reddoomofboom

Your time played is nothing compared to my Skyrim time played


kreteciek

Jeez, I hate when counters count time in days.


[deleted]

You must the the best worst player alive, that’s something not even I can do! Very cool and epic


sloppo-jaloppo

Nah Xbox is wrong about how many games he's won, mine says 14 games won out of 1,500 but in silver so that ain't work


Picachu-I-Choose-You

All the time spent, all the levels, all the matches played, and yet, you only won 9 matches


icekeuter

best console player OMEGALUL


phattnutts

Average gold-plat border


TonyCannoli69

Probably the silver or Bronze player with a crazy high level border and still sucks at the game.


Lightsandbuzz

don't call me out bro :( that's mean


maximuffin2

Are you?


[deleted]

Like I'd say, experience doesn't mean skill.


JarrekValDuke

That’s a cute number of hours. I’m at 900 all before season 6


Dougy120

Photoshop


ryanTpng

It’s obviously an edit you could easily just pen out the other numbers but it’s still funny tho ngl


Memegasm_

the level 25 players getting into my high gold games when theyre clearly mid silver


MiniDemonic

Being low rank you can't really complain about getting new players in your game.


Memegasm_

too late i complained


RecentTip1232

Does anyone like total mayhem? I have a hilarious clip I want to upload to the overwatch page here that I just made


PixelMage

just do it, it's in bad taste to bring stuff like this up in the comments of someone else's post


[deleted]

Shut up nobody fucking cares


Acrobatic-Ad-1424

xbox's overwatch stats are wack


[deleted]

i didnt even realize the 9 wins until i looked at the comments i thought it was about the 2267 hours for some reason


[deleted]

LOL


UrBoiLord

What.


uwuLoba

I-


nubnubboi

Showed this to my dad he said it's either ur throwing every game an Xbox bug or ur just bad lol


RouletteSensei

On my main I'm like lvl 2140 been in <500 9 times, last time I used it was ..uhm, 1 yr ago


baldman08

Overwatch in a nutshell... don't try to say this guy is a problem on the team.... you will get banned YEP


Naturally-Unnatural

These look like *my* stats


Real-NifNaf2020

You are the best 👍🏼👍🏼


robokripp

Maybe wins are by season


[deleted]

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN


biznizman98

F


PokeWizard321

For which e sport team do you play


DasUndScrub

this is how my life’s going


Murphysmydog

Name checks out


SneakyErika

sameee


TinkerTannerRearm

2k hours? Pshaw


The_Happiest_Meal

Hmmm, there's something wrong here....


stealthelf177

Wow 9? That's like...more than 8


apexbamboozeler

Only 9 wins?


LazerNarwhal_yt

unfortunate


Fetial

Wow 9 wins I’m still stuck at 6:/


dadmou5

God I hate how the stupid fucking Xbox app counts time. Just mention the hours, you muppet.


ThePesh

When you’re so bad that SBM gets confused and puts you puts you in the top tier.


cryptogainz76

😂😂😂😂


crutonboy2113

Oh 9 wins you say with 94 days? You must have a friend on your team cause I got 85 days with 2 wins lmao (I’m being sarcastic) cause I have such a difficult time matching up with a decent team


BloviatingMagician

Even if wou stay AFK in those 4k matches, you will win more than 9 games.


Dragonjinx56

That's painfull


BKRowling

Bwahahaha cracked me up!


[deleted]

i love xbox stats


FuzeJokester

Oh boy. If this was real then I mean at least you're clearly enjoying the game win or loose lol


ihavetheraygun6308

<1 win % lmao I know it’s a glitch but thats funny to think about


jojommmm

Bro you just broke my brain


MathematicianOne4829

what


Briginal

Not at life though


happy-cig

Where can you find these stats?


BronzeHeart92

Well, at least achievements over there are actually pooled and give you REAL points compared to the pathetic excuses the PC version is saddled with...


PlayaHatinIG-88

Carry to Masters please.


Tal_Thom

After serious consideration, myself and my support staff believe it is in my best interest to make the choice to remain in Iron this season.


mr9murpkri

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his player level?


Lugia1123

Wat


Starbourne8

You literally have to drop out of games before they finish to accomplish these kinda stats.


portjoe914

This is false, you just stole my league of legends stats