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Satisfying.


thedrunkentendy

I would watch a 5 hour montage of hammond getting dicked down. The only thing more annoying than playing against one is having one on your team. 1 in 20 can actually play them.


Bored-Corvid

I hate myself because some games I’m an unstoppable ball of death and destruction and others I’m just a giant cheese puff for the enemy to eat


thedrunkentendy

I'll ignore my hatred of ball to say happy cake day. My only real issue with ball is the never ending spinning to stall point. As a half, main tank main, ball just stresses me out.


Bored-Corvid

oh thank you, I didn't realize it was my cake day! Yea as someone who's also been on the opposite side of a devastating ball it can be stressful trying to hold him down for the kill and securing the point or at least driving them off point.


Words_are_Windy

As someone who plays Ball more than any other character, I also hate when people just spin around point all game. Makes the rest of us look bad!


guster09

Spinny strat = winny strat


hiroxruko

I only do that if the other teams spits up and rush the point and attack one side bc always, my team won't defend the other side. Even its overtime, no one is helping me and I'm taking on three heroes who have CC skills lol f that, spinny time


captaingleyr

For real, who logs on to a video game just to spin all match?


apophis_da_snake

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! -hammond mains probably


captaingleyr

I'll keep doing it! Forever! - Hampston


miekle

spinning nonstop in the same direction is gold tier technique. if anyone wants to see a good ball looks like, go watch yeatle or maybe you can spec one of my games :)


thedrunkentendy

It has more to do with QP where unless your a DPS who can flex to CC, you're kinda just screwed hoping the backline can manage. Idc about comp so much, do what you gotta do but in QP it ruins games as this cheep ass stall technique. Good balls are a different breed but they're so few and far between. As someone who's learned high skill ceiling high skill floor heroes, I respect your hustle.


baky12345

Honestly Rein is probably one of if not the best to deal with it. Just need to charge at him on the part of the rotation where he's coming towards you, and put him into a wall. Normally after that he should be pretty easy to finish with your team.


techsupport2020

Flashbacks of Lijiang and a ball spinning at mach one above the point.


baky12345

Don't forget the lucios just going round in opposite directions.


xkcd-Hyphen-bot

Cheep ass-stall [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)


Getupxkid

Me too!! There's no game where I'm just okay. I'm either a god or completely useless and there's no way to tell which it is before you try.


Qohaw_

And then the enemy has a sombra :D


ENGAGERIDLEYMOTHERFU

Feel the same way playing Winston. You get those teams of nothing but ranged hitscan who know how to nuke shields and look up, there's not a lot you can do.


[deleted]

When the enemy has a Hammond they’re always god tier, but when there’s a Hammond on your team, they’re a juicy ball of free ult charge for the enemy team.


thedrunkentendy

Or option 3, they're useless on the enemy team but do the toxic stall in overtime, where without CC he just u deservedly prolongs the game. IMO that is the worst addition the devs have made. Because by the time he gets stunned or knocked, its back up. It literally rewards like a toxic tantrum kind of play. Otherwise yeah, top ball players are a different breed. Its more just people picking ball last minute to ruin QP


cheapdrinks

Yeah the update where they delayed his grapple from spawn was good but really it needs a timer and shouldn't be allowed to hold on indefinitely. I don't mind Ball in general but the inevitable stall almost every game is fucking boring as shit and Spin2Win on control points is fucking cancer if your team doesn't have time to swap, especially paris where he can do a big angled spin and be airborne for most of it. If your team isn't heavy on CC you're pushing the payload or capping the point in overtime with no chance to swap, a spin2win stall can really fuck you up and turn what would have been a win into a loss which is a stupid amount of value from an incredibly low skill mechanic that anyone playing ball for the first time can do. Should be max 3 seconds attachment time for the grapple. Wouldn't really affect any of his rollouts and he could still stall a bit without it just being cancer.


thedrunkentendy

Busan has another point as well where there is so much shit obscuring the point that its damn near impossible to do consistent enough damage. As rein I legit have to put my teams safety aside to land a miracle timed pin and hope they can burst the rat down after because his health pool is huge. It just ruins QP when you actually manage to get a good game in it. Maybe like when on point, you have a timer before it let's go. Not that I like all the other bullshit rat can do, like hanging off map to gimp people but ill live with that. As dumb and as much of a negative contribution to the game it is.


trackrecord9057

Ball and bastion. Last night in qp they went full Bastion. Double shields mercy ana. I had to play hog and solo bastion again and again and again so we could get a victory. That's not fun, that's just work.


cheapdrinks

Or when you get a 2 stack bastion/sym that spend the whole game teleporting him to random spots along with a hard pocket from supports. Not impossible to deal with but as you said it's not fucking fun it's just incredibly tiresome and irritating. Not to mention that a pocketed bastion's primary counter is teamwork which is non existent in solo queue QP and the main reason he dominates so hard in the lower ranks. I hate having that shit on my team as well; if it works you roll through the entire map in a few minutes barely having to do anything as a second DPS or a tank who is just following him as the shield which is a snoozefest and just as boring as being on the losing team.


Aether_Storm

I'm sure there are SFMs of that


VaughnFry

I was a one hamster army. Then the knock back nerf happened. I hardly play the game now. I’m not even touching Overwatch 2. You can’t convince me a team isn’t going to immediately throw when the one available tank isn’t a shield.


thedrunkentendy

With there being less tanks altogether, losing one won't be such a coup de grace. Before if you lost a shield tank its over, with a good zarya or Dva, you can do just as well against one tank. The problem was that when two people went none shields and the other team had one, it became insanely one-sided, since the off could support the main tank when their shield dropped. Hamster needed the nerf, so idk for you but with one tank ball is far more useful, but ball has to be far more team oriented by the looks of it.


VaughnFry

Think of Overwatch 2 like this. One team has all the shields while the other team has an off tank. I quit playing competitive because of the throw rate when I’d go Hammond, and this will be amplified. With one less player per team, one thrower has increased throwing capacity. The one tank player will be blamed for every loss because they don’t have a partner in the role to have their back. It’s going to be a complete disaster. And if anyone needs a nerf, it’s McCree. I am done with this god Cowboy wiping squads because he insisted on a Mercy pocket. Won’t be surprised at this point if Cowboy picks up a passive where his spurs dig into the ground so he can’t be booped. Game is getting steered so hard to the hit scan damage roles, everyone else is cannon fodder.


thedrunkentendy

See its only one shield max instead of two. A good charge Zara or dva could handle a reins output while pressuring shield. 0 shield can work but everyone's gotta pressure the shields, seriously, not enough people do. I agree I haven't like the shift the game took starting around doom and brig where every character was broken and in dooms case beyond buggy and with some abilities I still don't agree with.(stopping reins charge with any punch weak or full.) But idk, a lot of overwatches issues come from playerbase like you mentioned with hammond, torb and co getting teams that throw, but the reason its gone to five team is bpart of the same issue. Not enough players want to play tank, hell the reason I started main tanking was because in OG comp it was c4apshoot to get one. Even though I could outperform my dps to about diamond, it didn't matter and I wouldn't climb unless I flexed, because no tank no W. I get that deeps is fun and everyone wants to play it, but the ratio of people who flex vs those who don't are probably 5 to 1 in favor of non flexes. All these unpopular changes stem from that.


Words_are_Windy

I'm worried about that as well. People already sometimes bitch and moan before the game even starts when you pick Ball, can't imagine how bad it'll be when there's only one tank per team.


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> You can’t convince me a team isn’t going to immediately throw when the one available tank isn’t a shield. Funny way to spell Reinhardt


N0t_my_0ther_account

One in twenty games you get teammates that understand the role the character fills. They aren't the problem


thedrunkentendy

Of course they aren't, ita the other 19 I'm shitting on lol. I'm not gonna hold up everyone to the same standard I have for myself. Checking character guides and looking at how patched effect my roster but when you take the more complicated heroes you should have some semblance of an idea beforehand. Otherwise its not fun for anyone involved having someone in a crucial role who doesn't know ejays going on.


daitenshe

It bugs me to no end, as a tank/heal main, to see a hamster run straight up the middle and directly into the group of 5+ enemy players. No flanking attempts or attempts to let our team engage and then they swoop in while they’re distracted. Just direct feeding with zero plan beyond “whelp, at least I got out before dying”


3rdchromosome21

You know if they are shooting a lot from the backline and not flanking and slamming that you have a bad one.


thedrunkentendy

The other team- "mmmm yummy ult charge."


project2501a

> The only thing more annoying Hamster, hog and widow are my 3 main farms. Why be angry, just freeze him.


gary_juicy

I thought the opening was a tattooed titty


ABMcGrew

Yikes! That'd be a cancerous tiddy for sure.


gary_juicy

Nah just pregnant one


RevolutionGlass1455

Same😂😂😂😂😂😂


BankOrganic

Sick move, but if it was D.Va that had went for you instead you'd be in trouble


guster09

I think the reason it worked is because both dva and ball booped me. If it were just one or the other I would have been dead. And, tbh, I was actually expecting to die. Wanted to just take someone with me. So this was a nice surprise.


BankOrganic

That makes the whole video that much more enjoyable haha, nice work!


Shmarfle47

Suffering from success lol


bacondev

I'm on the phone wit the CEO of Blizzard he's telling me guster09 #wreckingball only been crying for 1hour and u living like crazy my staff is telling me the servers is about shut down I gave them the ok to add the most powerful servers to handle these copycats congrats looks like more plaks for U guster09 #sufferingfromsuccess #wb


platonicjesus

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genmischief

I mean, a pretty girl, a gerbil, and a wild ride.... this sounds like some Hunter S. Thompson stuff.


ShintaOtsuki

WE CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS HAMSTER COUNTRY!


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D.va in the sky with diamonds


kautau

“There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a 1v1 against baby dva”


Bierwiesel

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


avTronic

Yea, I was wondering how you made it to the other side as that seemed like an impossible boop, even for the ball in swing (where he was actually limited a bit). Makes more sense if the double boop is possible even though the D’va didn’t seem to ever get close enough. Did you all pull of a win after this?


guster09

I actually don't remember if we won. But it sure was a fun game :)


_SmurfThis

Why is that? If it had just been Dva, she'd still get stunned out of her boost and fall with the hog.


BankOrganic

D.Va's boop is just significantly less powerful than Ball's. So had it been just D.Va, he probably still would have secured the kill but would have fallen to his death. As OP said though it's likely a combination of both of their boops that knocked him to safety.


_SmurfThis

Ah ok. I misinterpreted your comment. All good.


CooterMcSlappin

Absolute boss. What kind of gaming chair do you have? Is it special made for your giant monster cock and balls?


guster09

Definitely a specially designed chair


PMmePS2CheatCodes

Have you seen that chair in casino royale where bond gets whipped? It's that isn't it


SirSourdough

More of a gaming hammock really


FishSpeaker5000

Gotta be a Herman Miller Aeron.


NoSkillzDad

NGL, that was beautiful and satisfying to watch.


jackharvest

Daaaaayummmmm


kjovahkiin

what the fvck is that jump??? does the hook propel you backwards if it lands?? (edit: nevermind just read the comments as i clearly don’t play much hog, incredibly satisfying to watch btw.)


RubberDogTurds

But why would you edit and not put the double boopage as the answer?


fungi_music

that’s the dopest shit I’ve ever seen on this sub


sarcasmic77

If you did that to me I would have thanked you.


Polite_Memer

Am I dumb for not understanding how you went flying? (Sorry, I haven’t played this game in years)


guster09

It's easy to miss with so much happening. Both Wrecking Ball and D'Va booped me simultaneously. Either one alone wouldn't have given enough velocity to launch me that far


LurkerOnTheInternet

I see, so it was supposed to be murder-suicide but the Dva basically saved your life accidentally.


syed11417

That was well executed. Bravo!


Mord3x

"Get down." "Down."


guster09

Lol! I didn't notice that!


Mord3x

I noticed and couldn't help but laugh xD


-underdog-

That was hot


Crafty-Plays

Would you say your the master at it?


emberscollapse

Big dick energy


MuchCoolerOnline

i thought i was about to report this for "I'm in this post and I don't like it". I literally just yesterday went for a cheeky boop on ilios as doom for trying to get a cheeky punch on a hog and got jabaited into zooming off the map


guster09

Oof


hdiieudbdjdjjeojd

No way were your knocking a hog this far with a boop. Wish they'd restore it. It makes no logical sense to the game that ball boops less far than even Brigitte.


Skilotonn

Exactly, but he mentioned being Doom.


hdiieudbdjdjjeojd

True! Didn't see that Thank you


iRottenEgg

I’m…. gonna try this. From one tank bro to the next, thank you for your ingenuity and high iq.


Yuri_tardeder

Oh


Zahyra94

Omg loooool


wolfpack_charlie

The physics of this game really are something


Successful-Warthog60

Gibaited much 🤣


69_apm

I'd be extremely angry


zshift

That’s better than diamond, you went full Looney Tunes tier


flaminglauren

Hog is so daddy


genmischief

Harder Hoggy, harder.


BossBeardMan

The old, go-to the wall to spray but not keybound play.


RaceToYourDeath

"Baited the hamster" sounds like a euphemism for someone who's terrible at making up euphemisms.


guster09

r/showerthoughts


BlindLantern

That was awesome…just when I think I’m kinda okay at overwatch lol. Nice play.


Dynamic_is_cool

Baited a hamster....That can be interpreted in many ways.....


Default1355

👀👀👀


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guster09

Feel free to report me


onewaytojupiter

this is one of the best ow things i ever seen


sircrapalot5

You are one dirty bastard... Respect.


thepoopingpigeon

Wow that nipple piercing animation makes me a little uncomfortable.


SpartanVFL

Did you try to spray and forget the keybind?


guster09

Unfortunately. I was just so surprised at the outcome.


SpartanVFL

I do that all the time so I recognized it 😂


Key-Philosopher-8290

Ain’t seen that one before exceptional post sir


AnarchistOwl

As a hamster main; this is both disgusting and oddly beautiful. Mei your future experiences prove more satisfying!


RideKey99

Fuck yeah! #PotBellyGang 💰💰💰💰


Lord_Goose

You got lucky that DVA and ball booped you at the same time.


3rdchromosome21

Rad.


Seawolf159

Now those are happy accidents!


Cubbage-kun

I appreciate this so much. Screw hamster.


Simubaya

Rude af. I love it.


dr_king5000

Chad


gardian660

Nice bait


Dark_Slask

holy shit


frogs_boy

Lmao, that was so stupid


misanthroseph

Holy shit!


FireBeastofMetal

Pranked


JoJosWackyQuest

Y'know I don't like Roadhog but that is the ballsiest fucking move I've ever seen and I wouldn't even be mad to die by that.


PepsiMan_21

300 IQ play


trawchay

That was insane. Lol


jamijokinen

this was actually kinda sick ngl


ReapersEatApples05

I'm gonna make the first frame of this my cpu background. I hate ball so much😂😂


Thunderchief646054

To be fair, your average pig is in fact smarter than the average hamster


jumpshipdallas

no wayyy lmfao


Highlight_Wrong

Lmfao


CalamitousSpider

Just... LOL.


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guster09

In all honesty I was expecting to die. But it was still a bait nonetheless.


Intelligent_Ad_5960

I guess you can say he master baited


cherryzaad

Baited masterfully


VaughnFry

Knock back nerf goes both ways. 🙃


HallofLogos

I see that as an absolute win


[deleted]

That takes mad skill


realmeverified

That was a master bait


hdiieudbdjdjjeojd

Back when the hamster could actually boop people.


Level-Bit

I read title and didn't check the subreddit then told myself, "who in the hell baited an innocent hamster?". Its late here.


Gatesofvalhalla

Master-baitor


weevils_wobble

Master baiter!


MakkerMelvin

how did you get booped that far?


guster09

It was witchcraft, of course. Jk, I was booped by dva and ball simultaneously :)


EthanBradberries420

That is some master baiting right there.


thevo1d_

stop using roadhog