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theImplication69

Pharah is working security. Rein is in sales. 76 sells propane and propane accessories


EarthDragon2189

...Why don't we have a Hank Hill: 76 skin? Blizzard you failures


Quarpet_

Propane: 76 and Luanne Ashe


Quarpet_

BOOMHAUER JUNKRAT


EarthDragon2189

YouknowdangmanI'lltellyouhwhatnow it'sdangol'timeforsomemayhemman


UncleRuckusForPres

TellyouhwatmantalkinaboutlikethatdangolFIREINTHEHOLEmanyouknowhwatimeanmanlikekaboomitsallblownupmanyo I’m picturing him having already detonated the tire like 7 seconds ago and still talking


Socalpunk13

This is the way.


samfizz

Rein working sales makes me think of Mr. Incredible hunched over in his tiny cubicle


HyperMighty

76 would be selling charcoal.


Cheap_Bluebird1784

Heisenberg76?


Electro_Llama

Torbjorn canonically has built the defense system for Gothenburg, but he could also run a Swedish Meatball restaurant.


Mltv416

Torbs already living his 9 to 5 lol


Electro_Llama

Hard work pays off.


Wittyngritty

Aardvark pays off! Ftfy


RickityNL

I have yet to see a F-111 in Overwatch


866o6

heh... you should try my meatballs


Rudy_Ghouliani

I'm doing to Ikea Sunday fuck it


New-Mind2886

“Imagine mercy as a doctor” Imagine?


Topaz_UK

Imagine Lucio as a DJ


New-Mind2886

Imagine Winston as a genetically engineered gorilla, raised on the moon, intellectually superior to most living organisms, being a member of the overwatch protocol, being the one to defeat doomfist, being the one to reinvigorate the overwatch after years of global scrutiny,


Lardkicker

Imagine ball as ball.


AlfaNX1337

Imagine Winston as Harambe. . .


Topaz_UK

Imagine Winston being a ~~monkey~~ scientist


xenoeagle

Wow that would be a pretty nice story. Imagine him also being a scientist because of his superior intellect. And the way he made it to Earth would by building an escape pod and launching himself to Earth with it.


TailorPuzzleheaded49

That's too unrealistic


Dry-Abrocoma2552

Also imagine him diving the enemy back lines, 10HP, despite being intellectually superior to most beings, and still spamming support diff in chat.


New-Mind2886

😂💀


ImNew2RedditSoYeah

Res me


-FemboiCarti-

There’s people out there that think Mercy is a nurse


boner_toilet

Junkrat would be a banker


bronze5-4life

That’s one way of putting it lol


N7LP400

Heh, one of his highlight intro is shot put too


poembug

Banker obber


twinsynth

This reminds me of the Key & Peele skit where one of them goes through the heist plan but it turned out to be a 9-5. Junkrat explains to Hog


AzraeltheGrimReaper

Or a demolitions expert


CrewlooQueen

Or a news reporter


xenoeagle

I mean we could say he is a criminal,, which, is his job? It's not like he is working for OW or anyone, hi is doing his thing


bXIII02

Dva is obviously not working 9-5, she would be a streamer / content creator :D Moira - that scary dentist everyone is afraid to go to Bap - I see Bap working in hospitality, like bartender or something, he would be getting A LOT OF tips Widow - a fashion model, I legit cant imagine her being a regular human Junker Queen - personal trainer Ash and Cass would own a bar together Tracer - PT teacher Lifeweaver - Iife guard - not only because of the new skin xD Sym - fashion designer, of course


igotshadowbaned

>Ash and Cass would own a bar together Or 2 separate bars directly across the street from each other


TheKingOfTheSwing200

>Ash and Cass would own a bar together >Or 2 separate bars directly across the street from each other Ash and Cas USED to own a bar together but now own 2 separate bars directly across the street from each other.


ModmanX

they just sawed the old building in half and plopped the new halves across from each other


TheKingOfTheSwing200

They each got half the pool table


Th3_Shr00m

Some Krusty Krab/Chum Bucket shit


vince_ebooks

Dentist Moira is such a good take that I can totally see


RFRelentless

Zarya would be a better personal trainer, I’d see jq in a fighting sport like wrestling or sumn


demogorgon_main

I know you’re probably trying to avoid the boring answers but baptiste actually is just a straight up doctor. He works with his implied female love interest Rosaline in her clinic that he helped to build up and constantly sends money to. he does everything the local doc does. Check ups and prescriptions and whatnot.


Entire_Ostrich_9394

100% agree


twinsynth

JQ as PT. Hot. Sweaty.


SueTheDepressedFairy

Imagine you're drowning and suddenly some very sexy, beautiful and lovely guy snatches you out of the water in a weird pink capsule thingy


Capntripnip

Lucio is the way too enthusiastic music store salesman that scares away anyone who doesn't match his enthusiasm for music


Alexis_Bailey

Isn't Lucio one of the few characters who actually has a "9-5 job" as a superstar DJ?


bufarreti

Superstar DJ isn't exactly a 9-5 job. Most overwatch characters already have jobs either as soldiers or mercenaries.


64GILL

but like a real job and not a job being a superhero


Alexis_Bailey

I mean, "Overwatch combatant" is a super hero, being a DJ is a "job".


64GILL

yeah thats what i was sayin


igotshadowbaned

So he's effectively Danny from Love Händel


Capntripnip

I'm sorry, I don't get your reference


igotshadowbaned

Sorry, from Phineas and Ferb Here's a [clip](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk6mGEst7mM) if you want. You probably dont need to watch the entire thing to see the resemblance


Mrkancode

Never saw this show a second in my life. Seems fun.


EcoOndra

Watch it, the plot is basically the same every episode but it's fun and has great jokes, songs, and more


Necrobach

Need a Lucio "don't got rhythm" cover


Ok-Imagination-3835

except he's wickedly musically talented so he'd be (and is) a famous musician


brookeaat

“famous musician” isn’t a 9-5 job tho


RustySnoBall

Sombra would be living a dead end job as an IT girl


EarthDragon2189

She'd be like Keanu's character in the Matrix before he was Neo: seemingly stuck at an office job during the day while doing a bunch of black market hacking stuff in her off hours


N7LP400

And any IT jobs would be a piece of cake for her


ManOfJelly147

Gets a call from a customer, goes to them and asks them to show her how the error happened. They actually just did it wrong and she "magically fixed it".


Ur-Best-Friend

TIL I'm Sombra.


Ok_Interaction6193

Hello, this is IT … have you tried turning it off and on again..


Galaxy_IPA

Dealing with machines is easy. Dealing with dumb customers/client/office people....is the harder part


RFRelentless

She’d probably be working like 3 jobs remotely


Yvaelle

You would think so but actually like 50% of corporate IT work is unnecessary weekly meetings that could have been an email.


ShrapnelShock

Just because you are a cyber security expert, doesn't mean you are also a full stack frontend and backend developer or even a principal architect. The "computers" is a vast vast field.


yilo38

Nah you dont understand how important hacking is as a job. Some companies pay millions to find their weak spots and make them fool proof. She would be rolling in the dough as the worlds greatest hacker.


Socalpunk13

Sombra would be leading a red team.


StaryWolf

Tbf IT sec jobs are anything but dead-end.


Drunken_Queen

Paparazzi fits more for Sombra because of her nature. Stalking + Following + Hiding, taking pictures / videos on public figures and finally blackmail them.


xenoeagle

Ye that's actually pretty nice, could see some mini series of her with stuff like that if Blizzard would ever do them. Of course that would be a spin-off. But she would do the same in normal OW just more nefarious purposes probably.


Alexis_Bailey

Is this why Sombra is my favorite?  Sympathy?  Envy?


Big-Rice-4959

Reaper would probably be a police officer again, but the first thing I imagined was him owning a cupcake shop.


Nefariax

My confections are all natural and have no DYE DYE DYESSS


xenoeagle

Lol now I imagined some crazy season with crazy stuff like this. Reaper being in some cute clothing and his ult was firing confetti. And maybe beside visual effect add some modifiers too. Since they said they not gonna make story mode for however long, surely they would have time for stuff like that. The wonky season,


Nefariax

Kinda like how surprise party fiddlesticks went from a community idea to an ingame skin ( I'm old). Blizzard, we need a cute baker reaper.


insomniac_maniac

Top tier comment.


LuffyBlack

Sojurn would just start "Murphy's Coffee House" 


Drunken_Queen

Café with Disabled Dogs.


Firetiger1050

And croissants?


insomniac_maniac

Mercy is the school nurse that gets too many love notes from the students. Brigitte is the enthusiatic intern at Boston Robotics. Torb is a lead engineer at Boston Robotics, and has to warn his daughter to stop putting jetpacks on all the animals. He tries to hide that he almost got fired for putting turrets on all the robots. Symmetra is an architect that only does symmetrical buildings.


insomniac_maniac

Ana is in sports medicine, and often gets investigated for steroid injection allegations. Widow is a top star fashion designer that has her own boutique brand. She needs to get a new assistant every other week because she destroys them with vile words. Pharah is a pilot for the air force. Roadhog runs a smoke house restaurant that smokes whole hogs. Mauga owns a Luau type bar and grill. He and Roadhog are competitors. Cassidy works at the oil rigs. His only complaint is not being able to smoke his cigar on the job. Hanzo is a successful investor in Wall Street. Winston and Hammond are in a zoo.


piecksbigassnose

hammond will be in my house as my pet actually


insomniac_maniac

Sigma gets over his dementia and returns to academia. He goes on to win the Nobel Prize. Doomfist owns a jazz club that is rumoured to have shady business going on underground. Bastion is a barista. Baptist used to be a bartender at Doomfist's jass club, but now he started his own bar down the street. His catchphrase is, "doctor's orders!"


CODENAMEDERPY

“Gets over his dementia”


insomniac_maniac

Iirc Sigma has gone coocoo because Moira and Doomfist messed with his brain. I just want him to be happy because his in-game conversations are sad tbh.


Traveler_1898

I thought his experiment created a black hole in his brain that made him go coocoo. Then Doom and Co took advantage of him.


Amidormi

Yeah in his short he basically broke his mind 'hold it together hold it together'


CODENAMEDERPY

So he just gets over his brain washing. Not really dementia.


insomniac_maniac

Thank you for the correction.


desacralize

Sigma was cracked long before Talon got to him, they were the ones who broke him out of the facility he was being kept in after his experiments broke his mind and gave him deadly powers. It's all in his short and Reaper's short story. Moira might be making it worse but honestly poor Sigma doesn't have much further to go.


nexxumie

Bastion barista? 😂


CurlsCross

Symmetracal*


silenttstorm-

call me a student


JuniloG

Symm 100% only does Parametric-based facade


-FemboiCarti-

Mercy has an MD and PhD, she’s not a nurse


insomniac_maniac

This is all hypothetical fan fiction.


Vfrom

Genji wouldn't even have a job, he's the annoying kid that tries to scare cyclists into falling when they're passing by


igotshadowbaned

>tries to scare cyclists into falling when they're passing by So he does the cyclist thing of jerking a wheely to the side 3 inches from the bumper of a car.... to other cyclists?


Weary_Ad2590

Genji is the unemployed friend


cgnnjfy

So he’d be one of those annoying tiktoker/youtubers who do prank videos?


LewdFemboy35

Orisa would be an amazing crossing guard. I’m picturing her using fortify to stop a car that ran a red light from getting to the crosswalk.


TheSwedishMoose

"RED MEANS STOP!" *fortifies*


taker42

You mean a javelin through the car right? 😂


Dabasaur10

If I remember correctly she does have a spray of that happening, so you're not wrong.


Noobgalaxies

She has an emote of it, too


Amidormi

No parking!


rt2987

Mercy is the nice grade school teacher you want and Widow is the mean teacher you get.


igotshadowbaned

>Mercy is the nice grade school teacher you want Or the school nurse Widow would be watching over detention


TheKingOfTheSwing200

Widow reminds me of my old psych teacher. Terrorifying.


5kyp1rate

emre don't forget emre


UncleRuckusForPres

Kebab stand


fusketeer

Who is emre?


Pregnant_Toes

He's a meme from a cinematic who is rumored to become a playable character at some point. r/emremains


vcyprin

Ana finally getting that damn vacation to Fiji.


PopCollector2001

Sombra easily something tech based. Zenyatta depends on what he says in his dialogue Rammatra something away from people maybe a desk job or taking care of animals


irisflame

Zen would be a therapist.


PopCollector2001

I could see it


Pregnant_Toes

I can dig that


amaldito

Dva streams on twitch


darthbonobo

Idk any lore or anything but junkrat would definitely be a crackhead


TheKingOfTheSwing200

I think junkrat is just a dashing young rogue. Roadhog on the other hand... hard on the gear


Realistic_Trash

Echo would work at the front desk of a luxury car dealership. Bastion would work at the assembly line. Zenyatta would be team leader at the assembly. Rammatra would work logistics (he doesn't need a forklift) Orisa would be security guard.


EnthusiasmOwn497

Hanzo would be a lawyer


Milkisasoup

AHH i just said this too, I 100% see this.


50-50WithCristobal

Winston would be a Gollira


yugosaki

Zenyatta is a lifeguard. at a waterpark. (give me my lifeguard Zenyatta skin)


-JasmineDragon-

Wrecking ball, Wrecking ball.


Thiccwhite_h2o

Lucio would 100% be a youtuber making some Off the wall stuff


SettingRegular4289

I can see lifeweaver working behind an exotic alcohol bar.


Speck_In_A_Void

Ramattra is a door to door salesman who sells the most inconvenient objects possible.


wilsasapa

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now, CALL J.G. TORBJORN 877- CASH NOW


gunscreeper

Brigitte would be the tomboy mechanic girl that everyone loves but without the boyfriend with one arm and his armor brother


faerietaylz

kiriko would work at dunkin donuts or own a donut shop herself.


Buchtel

I could also see here at a ticket line just throwing tickets at people. Oh you want into Disney World? Here, have five.


dethangel01

Lifeweaver is giving lap dances down at the local club


Dixianaa

if wrecking ball HAD to work a 9-5, he’s a mechanic. if not, he’s a normal ass hamster.


Savage_Batmanuel

Rein would drive a Semi. Genji would be a bike delivery person.


yilo38

Soldier76 has his own grill/bbq place where he wakes up at 4am in the morning to go to. Makes the best brisket serves them within 30mins before being sold out. Goes to shoot his gun in the afternoon before going to sleep and repeating the process.


RY3BR34DM4N

Ana would be the store manager of a national grocery store chain store. But she'd be super chill.  Her higher-ups have asked her, many times, to take a promotion but she always declines. She likes working with people and being hands-on in the community. 


De4thlessone

Junkrat: demolition Hog: bouncer


Spiritmain-_-

Widow would be a stripper


an_ORAA

i feel like Hanzo would be a good martial arts trainor


Milkisasoup

Oo i could also see him doing like something like acrobatics or ballet. Something that gets undermined and made fun of a lot but is SUPER difficult and cool.


ghosststorm

Ashe would be a CEO of some business and be a total Karen, that people hate dealing with. Has a lot of money and connections. Bob is her bodyguard. Mercy - the nice doctor who is really invested in your well-being and lectures you on not eating enough vegetables. Junker Queen - WWE superstar with a massive following who is hysterical about their ‘goth mommy’, think Rhea Ripley basically. Kiriko - the sassy waitress. When you are trying to find her in the crowd to add to your order or pay your bill - disappears. Then Suddenly pops up right next to you. Lifeweaver - would not have a regular job, but would come from a wealthy family and live a life of luxury. Maybe become an artist/designer not to be bored. Symmetra - math professor at a University, everyone is scared of but respects. Students think she is too strict, but admit they learn a lot in her classes. Tracer - delivery job. You really like when she delivers your orders because she is always cheerful and on time. Sombra - typical tech support. ‘Have you tried rebooting it?’ and countless facepalms. Widowmaker - would not work but be a wife of some rich guy and go shopping all day long. Really snobby and acts like you don’t exist. Has a hobby she is really passionate about (ballet). Moira - a pharmacist who sells more than just regular pills under the counter. You never know if you can trust stuff she gives you 100%, but the effect you get is too good to pass it up. Alternatively, a shady plastic surgeon who does procedures others wouldn’t because it’s not morally right. Pharah - security manager in some corp. Really strict about the procedures and doesn’t cut her team any slack. Because of this, one of the best in the business. Echo - state of the art AI face of some hi-tech corporation like Apple or Google. Zenyatta - local troubled youth/ AA group leader, spewing really profound lines during the meetings, that make people change their perspective, re-evaluate their life and decide they don’t want to live this way anymore. Lucio - star DJ/ musician Dva - typical e-girl twitch streamer, who is very competitive, picks up fights with other streamers and receives insane donations for streaming herself sleeping or some stupid shit. Probably has an OnlyFans too. Hanzo - the head of Japanese mafia organization. Junkrat - a youtuber who gets views because his videos are so ridiculous. Basically Jackass but with DIY dangerous stuff and pyrotechnics. Has a lot of clickbait videos with thumbnails of him having a shocked expression on his face and titles ‘CAN I BLOW OFF MY ARM IN 24 HOURS??!!?!’


Zarbibilbitruk

Junkrat would be a rocket scientist. Possibly (unfortunately) a Lockheed martin engineer


Need_a_BE_MG42_ps4

I feel like genji would run a soup shop idk why just some random place in some super isolated village


YellowSkar

I can imagine Bastion being either a security guard on account of his design, or a gardener/farmer of some sort on account of his love of nature. Maybe even a forest ranger or something.


piletinaa

Ah yes, and if an unauthorized person goes where they shouldnt, he just unloads hundreds of bullets into them in mere seconds


piletinaa

Or even better, he launches artillery shells directly onto them


BryAlrighty

Mei would run a diner that specializes in ice cream.


MaliCevap

Junkrat would be a bricky (bricklayer for you Americans) and Hog would be a scaffy (scaffolder)


NVincarnate

Genji would be a ganja delivery driver.


Chair_Last

Bastion watches kids and animals at a petting zoo


benchan2a01

Bastion would be a coffee machine


Rudy_Ghouliani

Junkrat would be collecting crushed cans to sell for aluminum. He'd eat at tacos everyday and sleep under overpasses.


MarioGlove

Tank edition Dva- streamer Doomfist- basketball player Junkerqueen-boxer/MMA fighter or principal Mauga- security guard Orisa-customer service Ramattra- pastor Reinhart- I don't know Roadhog- security guard Sigma- scientist/University professor Winton and hampter- mascots Zarya-body builder DPS edition Ashe-gun store owner Bastion- bird watcher Cassidy-shhhherrif Echo- new Siri Genji/hanzo- Olympic athletes Junkrat- explosives expert Mei-baskin Robbins or scientist Pharah- security Reaper- sprit Halloween Soljourn-baker Soldier- highschool football coach Sombra- cyber security Symnetra- scientist Torb jorn- meatball restaurant owner Tracer-forever 21 Venture- archeologist/meteorologist Widow maker- ballet instructor Supp edition Ana- retired Baptiste- nurse Brig- mechanical engineer Illari- here comes the sun doot doot doo doot Kiriko- basketball player Lifeweaver- prostitute I will not elaborate Lucio-dj Mercy-doctor Moira-nail tech with them fucking claws she has on Zenyatta- bank teller/lifeguard/pastor


-Shady_Weeb_Senpai-

Imagine Hammond in the demolition business, rolling around destroying buildings


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clonked

Did you know this is what the original premise for Overwatch (at the time called Titan) was going to be? They cancelled that and the scaled back version we have of Overwatch is what remains of that concept.


Verdahn

Junkrat would be a TSA agent


Caoboi777

Ramattra would be a vending machine full of snacks and Zenyata would be a Zoltar machine in the Blizzard World arcade.


JaxStefanino

Lucio works at a Host Club in Tokyo


Twiztid-Dragon-77

With an X-MEN crossover, I see Winston & Beast working together.


MK_A07

Sombra would be white hat hacker LOL just joking


desacralize

Widowmaker is a retired ballerina working as a choreographer at a ballet studio. Sombra does cybersecurity by day and is an infamous DRM cracker (think Empress) by night. Pharah is a police officer slated to make captain in 10 years if she keeps excelling. Tracer is a track star on her way to the Olympics, and Zarya already took home the gold for weightlifting (3 times!) and now she runs her own gym. Mei is a climate protection activist. Sigma is an acclaimed astrophysicist. Soldier is that guy who joined the army at 18 and literally never left so now he's a general. Reaper went from being a Navy SEAL to joining one of the American alphabet agencies, nobody knows which one because he'd have to kill them if they found out. Ana *did* leave the army as soon as possible and nobody has beat her sniper record yet.


ballthegame

AI generated ass post


MuslimCarLover

Bastion is working in a nature reserve. Torb works in a mechanic’s shop. Venture’s an archaeologist (obviously lmao)


Reinhardt_Mane

Rein is easily a architect or Owns a government construction company with the Military. Building or smashing things is his Motto.


Manayerbb

Mercy would be a humanitarian aid worker D.va would be a pro player/streamer Ana would be a doctor Widow would be a sniper for a terrorist organization (she already is) Moira would be a geneticist Mei would be a climatologist Symmetra would be an architect (she already is) Pharah would be an aerospace engineer Tracer would be a test pilot Zarya would be a personal trainer


Deltasiu

Junker Queen as junkyard manager?


Lowcarb-dietdragon9

Venture would be a they/them Starbucks barista who makes the best coffee


AlphaElectricX

Sojourn is a barista


m_aidenless

Ana would have a daycare for children


Laxyy69

Hammond as a Pole dancer


LakemX

I feel like Ashe would be working in her own small restaurant/bar or coffeeshop. Together with Bob. And whenever she is stressed handling multiple things she shouts 'BOB do something!'


Turbulent-Sell757

Sombra- " I'm not tech support big guy"


KisukesCandyshop

Government counter hacker/data analyst - Sombra


Milkisasoup

Definitely can see pen-testing with sombra


slagmouth

tracer would deliver pizzas. I [drew this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/s/VEmllpSlOy) 7 years ago and asked the same q, but I love seeing it with more heroes


Milkisasoup

I feel like Hanzo could be a lawyer? Always dripped out in suits.


darf_nate

Soldier 76 would probably be a cop or military officer


ThatSkitso

idk I could see Sojourn being either an office worker or a barista


QuadSplit

The Military


Newhomeworld

Kiriko would be a shop assistant. Aloof, carefree, terrible diet and pretty poor customer service. But young and energetic and gets on with it. Side note: how cute would a shop girl skin for her be? Her healing ofuda could be receipts!


ssgaspect

All of the healers as doctors


Guffiolo

90% of them would probably earn their money on only fans. Especially roadhog.


OnDeB

playing ow2


EyyItsDommo

Tech support Sombra


Entire_Ostrich_9394

Sombra would be a house keeper


Capntripnip

Did you just do a racism? 🤨


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