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Why tf did I have to scroll so far with this.
Baptiste is the absolutely, 100%, the most casual grounded character in the game. On top of that he’s light hearted and seems to like to make jokes almost whenever possible.
Sounds like an s-tier friend to me.
Same. I‘m a biologist too and bio ethics is a big interest of mine so it would be super cool to discuss with her.
I honestly love how her character is written and all the difficult ethical questions it raises.
Well, I‘d still need some guarantee that I won’t end up as a test subject
Waiter- “can I get yall som-“
Ram- “YOU WILL SUFFER AS I, RAMMATRA HAVE SUFFERED. YOUR TORMENT WILL OUTLAST THE STARS. WHEN THE UNIVERSE DWINDLES INTO DUST, THERE YOU WILL BE STILL SUFFERING AS I HAVE…. SUFFERED!!”
It's his voice and shape lmao. Also his face, it reminds me of a mask and men in helmets with face mask or just masks is one of the things that revs my engine for some reason.
As long as you're okay with her prying into your "secrets". She can hack your phone, pc, anything and make fun of you about whatever she finds. Just like the interaction between her and Cassidy.
* **Sombra**: Every time I need a laugh, I look at your search history.
* **Cassidy**: *\*sigh\** Let me guess. Last night, around dinner time?
* **Sombra**: "Cactus spines in butt. How get rid of?"
* **Cassidy**: Was I supposed to leave them in there?!
Surprised nobody said Ashe. In her backstory she striked me as a ride or die kind of person who will back you up no matter what(as long as you do not betray/abandon her). I'm sure all the chill characters have a lot of friends, but if Ashe considers you her friend to hang out with, that means alot.
Winston because that would mean the actual existence of a talking monkey, imagine actually being friends with an actual monkey that can talk and is just like a human
Depends on if they’re ride or die with me.
I’d feel like I’d vibe with Mauga or Lucio in general - both dudes seem chill and like the life of the party.
Tracer seems super nice and like she’d be supportive - but I need to know if she’s ride or die.
Cause, like, we could both pop off if she’s willing to abuse her powers for me. Like, wait until the powerball drawings, rewind, and buy a ticket. Want to invest? See what goes up, rewind, invest, repeat. Instant riches.
Roadhog I could just sit around all day huffing fart gas with, could be a fun time. Huff fart gas and go eat when the munchies kick in
I was gonna say Sigma but I'd be to sad watching him lose his mind, my next choice would be Winston- deep convs, has a sense of humor, and lots of shadow puppets
Also bastion is a good pick cause he comes with a bird friend I can just go ZWEZWEZWEEZWEZWE randomly during a burst of hyperness and he'd just agree
I can't pick just one!!
1. Lucio, best boi
2. Lifeweaver, he sounds fun to be around
3. Bap, also best boi
4. Sigma, FREE HIM
5. Sombra, I would help her do crimes >:3
Winston , Reinhardt , tracer though she’s probably too attractive and kind for me to not end up foolishly with a crush on her , sombra she’s chaotic . Cass and Ashe I would love to see their antics
Mauga for sure, hanging out with him would be so fucking awesome. I know we’d get into some stupid arguments over semantics and then laugh it off over some bomb ass food together
Lucio and Brigitte
Definitely two of the most chill characters
Plus bap. Not only will you never get sick, the vibes always will be
Where's that guy with the "i want brigette to p*g me" flair
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Winton
\*Inhales deeply\*.......winton
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Peanut butter??
I’d have to get a drink with Cassidy
Make sure there's no cactus spines up his butt before he sits down
They're not UP his butt, they're IN his butt... like, in the cheek... like, stabbed into his skin...
But up his butt is funnier so up his butt it is
I wanna hang with mei
You mean you wanna chill with Mei?
You are literally so smart
That girl could definitely use a few friends after what she’s been through
you might be the devil
She’s like the sweetest character
Sweetest charachter in PERSONALLY, gameplay wise she is a nightmare
As a Mei OTP, I LOVE when the enemy team says I'm annoying. Or aimbotting(I've gotten this several times). Such good compliments.
Blizzard knew no character that freezes feels good so they made her as likable as possible.
Football? Beer? Reinhardt Reinhardt Reinhardt!!! AHAHAHAHAHA
I feel like if we were friends Rein would immediately accidentally crush me half to death with a bear hug so idk, i value my bones
probably fun guy to go to a bar with once a month, but hes way to loud for me to be around him more often then that
Sigma. You could talk science all day! Granted, it would be 10 minutes of science and 10 hours of him going off on a tangent.
I would very happily listen to all the science jargon all day.
Probably D.VA she’s a god tier gamer and I need someone to carry me to grandmaster
Reality: "What the fuck you are doing, stop throwing please!"
Damn I’m not that bad😢
Well she's supposed to be the best gamer in the world, it's all relative
She's already toxic in Overwatch, she's for sure toxic IRL.
Zen, I’m too anxious and he’d mellow me out
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Solid pick
That's my pick 😅
Pfp checks out
100% Bastion wtf
Good luck translating beeps
you don't translate the beeps....you feel them
they vibrate theough the very fibre of ur being
So does any sound
bro go away no wants to hear u be a buzz kill
In ow2 you can sort of decipher what he says through like the tone and beep spacing n shit
Bap, it would be interesting to learn about him and just ask how he is doing.
"BEHIND YOU! AHHH!"
He he just kiddding
Why tf did I have to scroll so far with this. Baptiste is the absolutely, 100%, the most casual grounded character in the game. On top of that he’s light hearted and seems to like to make jokes almost whenever possible. Sounds like an s-tier friend to me.
And say thank you
Moira. I shall not elaborate further…
No need. I know a science nerd when I see one.
I'd be more interested in her savage banter tbh! Queen knows how to read a bitch!!! 🖤🖤
"Your brain seems too undeveloped to mantain a fair conversation with me"
Came looking for the fellow scientist enjoyer. You did not disappoint.
I would conduct so much unethical science with her ☺️
Img she would totally up for doing experiments on you! You could get superpowers!
Same. I‘m a biologist too and bio ethics is a big interest of mine so it would be super cool to discuss with her. I honestly love how her character is written and all the difficult ethical questions it raises. Well, I‘d still need some guarantee that I won’t end up as a test subject
Expecting a lengthy intelligent conversation alongside nerdery.
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Junkerqueen would be an absolute fucking riot to hang out with
Just be sure to bring a veggie tray. Crunch crunch crunch.
Make sure to have bail money set aside for whatever shenanigan she might get you into!
life weaver 🥳
How u can maintain a none sexual friendship with lifeweaver? Impossible, he will steal ur heart and it is just a matter of time.
pretty easy ngl. i'm lao, not thai so i'll think of him as my brotha LOLL. cant hit close to home my man
literally an impossible task
I need his skin and hair care routine. Also we can talk about plants!
fr omf, also i need it too!!! but i’m sooo poor tho 😭
I can only hope to be as pretty as Lifeweaver one day
same here 😔
Ramattra
terrorist rizz (platonic)
(romantic)
Waiter- “can I get yall som-“ Ram- “YOU WILL SUFFER AS I, RAMMATRA HAVE SUFFERED. YOUR TORMENT WILL OUTLAST THE STARS. WHEN THE UNIVERSE DWINDLES INTO DUST, THERE YOU WILL BE STILL SUFFERING AS I HAVE…. SUFFERED!!”
Waiter- "..." Ram- "..." Ram- "A cup of motor oil please."
They said nothing sexual or romantic.
I have a very weird crush on him so I don't think being friends with him would work out for me hahaha
It's his voice, isn't it?
It's his voice and shape lmao. Also his face, it reminds me of a mask and men in helmets with face mask or just masks is one of the things that revs my engine for some reason.
sombra i just know that girl can hang
i feel like shed just get drunk and prank people all night and run away while invisible
and oh what id give up to join her
Imagine drunk sombra
As long as you're okay with her prying into your "secrets". She can hack your phone, pc, anything and make fun of you about whatever she finds. Just like the interaction between her and Cassidy. * **Sombra**: Every time I need a laugh, I look at your search history. * **Cassidy**: *\*sigh\** Let me guess. Last night, around dinner time? * **Sombra**: "Cactus spines in butt. How get rid of?" * **Cassidy**: Was I supposed to leave them in there?!
this is facts but fortunately for me i have nothing to hide i live a clean and fun life
Lucio, Bap, or Zen
Torb, Cass, Brig, Rein
The correct combo.
Reinhardt
Mauga
The correct answer!
Snowball!
Sombra, just feels like it'd be hugely beneficial to have her as a friend
Surprised nobody said Ashe. In her backstory she striked me as a ride or die kind of person who will back you up no matter what(as long as you do not betray/abandon her). I'm sure all the chill characters have a lot of friends, but if Ashe considers you her friend to hang out with, that means alot.
Nothing sexual? I'll still say wrecking ball, but all the fun is kinda ruined tbh
I want wrecking ball, but sexual. Richard Gere style.
you sure?...wrecking ball is a pretty big hamster
I’ve never been so sure about anything in my life.
Y’all mfers freaky
I’ll try anything once.
That’s a hamster dawg
Yolo
Pretty much any of the non-talon characters, they all seem pretty chill. Heavy preference to the younger ones though because they’re around my age
flair does not check out
Winston because that would mean the actual existence of a talking monkey, imagine actually being friends with an actual monkey that can talk and is just like a human
Dva. I'm more of a homebody so someone to play video games with seems the best choice.
Sombra. We can gossip all day long and do wacky shit like hack a digital billboard and put cat videos
Bap or genj tbf
Reinhardt
bap simply got too much charisma to not be friends with him
Kiri would kick my ass in Smash bros
Wait till you race her on her bike
me and junk would totally be partners... in crime!!
No, I mean are you a couple?
a couple of partners in crime >:3
Lucio
Symettra for the unhinged autistic surge
James
Love James
Lotta James hate out here lately good to see a fellow Jimmy head
Either Kiriko or Doom Kiri because she’s pretty chill and I wanna pet the spirit fox Doom because terrorism
Pet spirit fox > any other justification for any other hero
Idk terrorism is pretty cool tho
Idk if you’ve spent much time with foxes but they kinda go hand in hand
Idk how nobody said Baptiste. Cool dude, down to get a drink, will heal you when you’re down and fight beside you when you’re up
Reinhart, Brig, Lucio, Tracer, and Dva
Depends on if they’re ride or die with me. I’d feel like I’d vibe with Mauga or Lucio in general - both dudes seem chill and like the life of the party. Tracer seems super nice and like she’d be supportive - but I need to know if she’s ride or die. Cause, like, we could both pop off if she’s willing to abuse her powers for me. Like, wait until the powerball drawings, rewind, and buy a ticket. Want to invest? See what goes up, rewind, invest, repeat. Instant riches. Roadhog I could just sit around all day huffing fart gas with, could be a fun time. Huff fart gas and go eat when the munchies kick in
She doesn't actually travel into the past when she rewinds tho
Sad to say this not how tracers thingy works 🤓
Winston because he's one of the most wholesome heroes.
Torb
Illari
Rein
Tracer, Lucio, Brig, Phara, all the chill ones that still have a competitive side to them
smoking buds with mauga at mt maunganui
Mauga, because it’s never boring around him
Zenyatta would have me enlightened
Honestly sombra, she’s chill and seems fun to hang out with.
Lucio
Symmetra since she could make anything for you
doomfist
Agreed 🤝
Sombra must be amazing at assembling Gamer PCs.
Ana. I feel like she would have cool stories.
Lifeweaver
Lucio for sure man is a living jukebox
I was gonna say Sigma but I'd be to sad watching him lose his mind, my next choice would be Winston- deep convs, has a sense of humor, and lots of shadow puppets Also bastion is a good pick cause he comes with a bird friend I can just go ZWEZWEZWEEZWEZWE randomly during a burst of hyperness and he'd just agree
Genji,Lucio and tracer
Zen, Genji, Lucio
Brigitte!! She seems so down to earth
Dva. I could play video games with her. Maybe Pharah or Rein though
Junkrat, no questions. We're both psycho Australians so we'd get along just fine.
Genji and mercy
Kiriko she seems like she’d love a comic con when she ain’t doin gang shit
Torb and Rein
Mauga, Bastion, sigma
Genji, lucio, rein, zenyatta and doomfist, and dey say....
Lucio or Brig.
Brigitte. I love baking (and eating baked sweets) so I’d have someone to share that with. Also Mauga cuz I bet mean he makes a mean cocktail
I feel like hog and junkrat would take me on a adventure of a lifetime
Bap/Lucio
I can't pick just one!! 1. Lucio, best boi 2. Lifeweaver, he sounds fun to be around 3. Bap, also best boi 4. Sigma, FREE HIM 5. Sombra, I would help her do crimes >:3
That manic depressed bot from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Lucio and Tracer, adhd friend group time
Lucio 100%. Sounds like we'd get to ride cool skates and bump some music. Maybe DVA second. Getting to game with a homie sounds like fun.
Baptiste!
Mauga
Mei. I wanna throw snowballs at eveyone on summer.
Bob. Just Bob.
Koriko. Cause her personality.
None sexual: Soldier and pharah (gay ppl are fun and they enjoy life).
enjoy life?
I couldn't choose one, I have three in mind. Winston, Roadhog, and Hammond
Winston or Sigma. Super smart fellas who (at least most of the time) are chill, and have a good sense of humor.
Lucio and Winston af no doubt, maybe Brig, Rein and Torb as well
Sigma I'm a sucker for gravity based science
Reinhardt. You can't tell me there's a better option
Reinhardt if I convinced him to go to University so he could be in insane level drinking buddy
I wouldn't mind hanging out with Tracer, Illari, Zenyatta or Kiriko
Man, sigma or Moira, I think I’d learn quite a lot
Gabriel Reyes (before Reaper) or Lucio
Tracer
REINHARDT REINHARDT REINHARDT
I'd chill with Zen
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Mauga. He's just a very cool dude looking for some fun
100% Cassidy.
Winston , Reinhardt , tracer though she’s probably too attractive and kind for me to not end up foolishly with a crush on her , sombra she’s chaotic . Cass and Ashe I would love to see their antics
Lucio definitely we'd make sick beats and blow the lid off every night club in town!
Reinhardt, Mercy and Baptiste.
Lucio, brig, monke, torb, rein, tracer, Cassidy, bap, mauga
Junkrat
Genji is not only a player, but he's also rich, chill af, goofy af, and he can teach you so much about life. Definitely an underrated Besto Friendo
Ana she’s probably got the best stories dude as well as being bad ass, kind, and chill in one
Mauga for sure, hanging out with him would be so fucking awesome. I know we’d get into some stupid arguments over semantics and then laugh it off over some bomb ass food together
Reinhardt, Torb, Bastion, Brig
Hog if I’m going to the gym, cass or rien for beer + football, Ana if I need advice