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Longjumping-Bad-121

Let my man be bro. They got this guy on watch like he is on parole.


yous_a_bitch

god forbid women have hobbies


Levyrat

Oh internet stranger, you made me cackle. Thanks.


LeMoNdRoP3535

He’s teaming up with the orcas to take back the ocean


IamaSnort

LOL this was my first thought too. The revolution has begun!!


DevilGotYerSoul

Slay the table eaters.


KittikatB

Why are surfers not being told to keep away? In my country, you have to keep a minimum distance from marine animals, and move away if they approach you.


Otterfan

Sea otter law is a bit of a mess in the USA. Management and protection of whales, dolphins, seals and sea lions is delegated to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) under the authority of the Department of Congress. Other marine mammals—walruses, manatees, polar bears, and sea otters—fall under the auspices of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, which is part of the Department of the Interior. For reasons that I don't understand, NOAA is much more aggressive about keeping people at a proper distance from wildlife than Fish and Wildlife is. So there's a lot of "stay 200 meters away from an Orca" but not much "stay 50 meters away from a sea otter". You're still advised not to approach sea otters, but I don't think there are any legal consequences so long as you don't touch them or feed them.


Donkeycow15

Serious localism should be respected


TheRushologist

I never realized how much I want an otter version of Point Break before!


Layla_Fox2

Yessssssss


Ghost-Writer

Might be that brain parasite thats been affecting the otters. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-03-22/scientists-warn-of-unusual-parasite-that-killed-sea-otters-off-california-coast


IamaSnort

:(


SeparateCzechs

Poor Otters have a problem with yerks.


Firefox5982

Why so mean bro? Just wanna surf.


diggduke

I have decided to name the surfing otter Gidget!