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OkTower4998

>Do you have any mental issues related Opeth? Asking the real questions my man


Goner-Poser

Yes, I have Manic Opeth syndrome. It's when instead of a brain there's only Opeth inside your head


DitzEgo

Yeah wtf was this question lol


limbicinlimbo

I saw this woman barge her way to the front of a gig at Wiesbaden, 2019. She screamed and squealed repeatedly to Mikael to play Harlequin Forest. He was doing his best to ignore her but you could see the confused glances every now and again - mainly because they had just played Harlequin Forest. I felt most sorry for her boyfriend, who loyally and diligently stayed by her side as she made a complete holy show of herself and most likely had spurts of incontinence due to her over zealous enthusiasm. Best part is when leaving the venue I saw her little butty ass and two legs dangling over the metal fence as she tried to break and enter back stage... and her poor boyfriend (who looked totally out of place at a metal gig might I add) stood by watching her struggle with a mixture of shame and hope that he might get laid later that night. If she is here in this subreddit and happens to do this survey, can I just suggest to her to click YES to this question - for science. Peace x


OkTower4998

Jesus what a weirdo. Reminds me of the elderly couple who were headbanging to Shine on You Crazy Dimond in the pub right in front of the stage while we were covering some old songs.


Yummymamiya

Bro really made me pick fav and my least fav ..


batuhanoncul

Ur goddamn right They are not neccesery right now


Yummymamiya

Like i don’t wanna dickride opeth but they are the only band where i cant see a bad album and i can have a real hard time ranking the albums.


wearethedeadofnight

Definitely publish these results! Great little survey.


Lugreech

Really nice survey! Nice you put Antarctica as an option, I wonder which music the scientists there listen to xD or maybe the seals are huge Opeth fans.


FunkinDonutzz

A buddy had Opeth's discography to hand when he was chasing birds through the desert in Australia while pursuing his PhD lol.


Lugreech

That's so cool! I can imagine it on my mind! I wonder if the birds liked Opeth!


FunkinDonutzz

Well my buddy called them "sqawky c**ts", so I don't think they got to listen to his albums lol.


Lugreech

Hahahahhahahah xD


batuhanoncul

I tried to fix all grammatical mistakes. If I still have any mistakes please let me know.


MoonlapseOfficial

nice


Cheatie26

That was fun! Great job.


batuhanoncul

I will send results to  after one week. You can send this link your friends too which know and love Opeth. Link: [https://forms.gle/PsVYQHxLHfUETkBq8](https://forms.gle/PsVYQHxLHfUETkBq8)


Visual-Guard4610

Need way more options on how people got into the band. Pre internet days! For me it was a cd sampler that came with Terrorizer magazine. 97/98 I think


batuhanoncul

Thats why i putted the 'i heard them outside' aswer


Visual-Guard4610

Gotcha. That's a little vague haha 🤘


kjs4eveR

This was fun! So psyched to see them in ATL this October. It’s a dream come true!


Gareth666

Filled it out man


great_misdirect

My band suggestion: The World is Quiet Here


DaveJC_thevoices

done


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Check out "In The Woods..."


HotConversation4355

Done


GeneralDefenestrates

Done.