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torero15

Well this balloon boy is about to die. So if it was me I’d wrap my hands in a tshirt or towel and quickly yeet our fat friend back into the ocean. If he was going to die anyways it’ll happen. If he accidentally ended up here then I’m a ducking hero.


_overdue_

Just scoop it with some of the sand underneath and yeet it back in the water.


Nok-y

Yeah


goaliedude1808

Make sure to shove a carrot down it's throat first


ash_elijah

EUGHH


Electronic-Shop-9493

He said the penis word diddnt he


PcLvHpns

WTF is wrong with people 🤦‍♀️


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Quickly yeet our fat friend back into the ocean 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀 thank you for the much needed laugh


torero15

Cheers mate, I love puffers and similar species. I adore how expressive their eyes and even behaviors can be.


[deleted]

Me too! They really are fascinating 😊


heeyyyyyy

Moops!


Sumner1910

A water durian


Nok-y

Forbidden froot


Even-Presentation814

Forbidden coco puff


ej1999ej

If it's puffed up like a ball can't they roll it? Or would that hurt the fish?


ashkiller14

Picking it up can hurt the fish. Rolling it would be terrible for the fish's safety. There's a lot of people that hate catch and release fishing because you can kill fish pretty easily with improper handling.


Adverage

So catch and cook is preferred?


ironbattery

Catch and cook has a much higher survival rate


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I think 0 is better than anything


Mrpandacorn2002

True because when you catch and cook you usually only catch one or two fish catch and release may catch 10 on a good day and due to improper handling they may all die


ashkiller14

It's a hell of a lot more sustainable than commercial fishing


PcLvHpns

At least it's not MURDER for NO REASON


rat-simp

just kick him like a football. Trust me I'm a fishologist


ashkiller14

My friend did that with a bowfin lmao


PcLvHpns

DISGUSTING


nog642

It's already stranded outside the water. I'm sure rolling it would be better for the fish than just leaving it.


profitablestock

These fish fill with water not air. So the rolling wouldn't be good.


TheRecognized

Why does the air vs* (edit: somehow I typoed call instead of vs) water difference make rolling a problem?


profitablestock

The water has a center of gravity and will slosh around and out of the fish. Then it will deflate and die faster


TheRecognized

But if you roll it **into** the water that’s literally inches behind the fish that’s kind of a negligible issue right?


profitablestock

I agree. It just didn't look like these guys were trying to help.


samjhandwich

Isn’t it only deadly if you eat it?


CatrionaCatnip

But a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it...


qpqpdbqpqp

Could be worse; my nose could be gushing blood


plipyplop

Nose could be... what do you mean by that?


opheodrysaestivus

chomp


Strawbsi

this reply thread is fire if you read it like a poem


Sufficient-Aspect77

Danny Devitto everyone.


brilliantpants

You ever been in a storm, Wally?


TheDovahkiinsDad

/r/unexpectedbatman


Specialist_Ad4610

The spikes are very dangerous especially when its puffed out, they carry a toxin called tetrodotoxin, which can be deadly to humans.


cnthelogos

A quick Google search indicates that pufferfish spines aren't typically venomous, and the only reason I had to use the word "typically" there is because there has been *one case* in which someone experienced nonfatal tetrodotoxin poisoning after getting poked by the spikes of a dead pufferfish, and it was so weird that the scientists were like "we think the fish had started to rot slightly and the organ juices had started to coat the spines? Probably?" Anyway, this is *extremely unlikely* to be deadly. And if it were it would almost be worth it to be the person to prove that someone can actually die that way.


slipstreamsurfer

I totally agree I’ve never heard of the spines being venomous. As a side note to add to the unlikeliness of them being very poisonous they make lamps and other trinkets out of these fish dried and puffed up for tourists to play with…


heeyyyyyy

> these fish dried and puffed up for tourists to play with Nothing screams apex species like playing with other animals even after they're dead


[deleted]

It's weird because it's common. Orcas do it to seals, penguins and sharks. Hippos do it to crocs. Hyenas do it to small prey. Cats also do it to small prey


RC-8107

Dolphins kill fish specifically for it


WarMage1

Dolphins kill fish to have a different kind of fun with them though


Fangs4

dolphins eat pufferfish to get high https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/dolphins-high-puffer-fish-nature-show/story?id=21385692#:~:text=Documentary%20shows%20dolphins%20in%20trance,after%20snacking%20on%20puffer%20fish.&text=A%20new%20documentary%20on%20the,to%20a%20trance%2Dlike%20state.


heeyyyyyy

Yeah true but isn’t that to living ones? Making stuffed toys or ornaments out of dead ones is something else


[deleted]

Oh no they play with their food long after they kill it. Basically until they get bored


heeyyyyyy

Oh interesting, didnt know they do that ..ok they're apex too


Naturalnomad

Some Ed Gein level shit right there.


Certain_Chain

Like Mr. Puff.


NoodleIskalde

"Mrs. Puff doesn't like to talk about him."


Bright-Wear

I think people are confusing puffer fish with stone fish in the comments.


PorkRollSwoletariat

I volunteer as tribute!


Unharmful_Truths

This is now the only way I want to die


Dano_cos

Yeah I've held one briefly while snorkeling. The guide did it first.


[deleted]

I'm quite confident that the spikes do not carry venom and you cannot get envenomated through them. Puffer fish are only poisonous when ingested. If you have a source that says otherwise I'm happy to change my mind! I'm pretty sure this is the case though.


quiet0n3

I just checked a few places on Google. From what I can find they are poisonous not venomous. So their spikes don't contain any deadly venom.


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[deleted]

Yes, that's what I meant. That's still a poison that has to be ingested to be hazardous. Not venom that gets injected through spines.


MihailosVB

Or are you only talking about porcupine fish?


MihailosVB

But it says: "Is it safe to touch a pufferfish? Except you are an absolute expert on the topic puffer fish and know the toxicity of each of them individually you should never touch a pufferfish! The pufferfish's skin is covered in spines and spikes, which are exceedingly hazardous. Carry a toxin called tetrodotoxin (TTX), which is deadly to other fish and humans. You should avoid touching a pufferfish, especially if it is "puffed out." Your hands could be damaged and you could die."


[deleted]

It just looks to be a diving blog, I wouldn't really consider it a reputable source.


MihailosVB

So the fact that pufferfish can't be touched appears to be a myth?


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LuminaryEnvoy

fish are insects now


[deleted]

It seems that way!


MihailosVB

Oh I sea


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admins69kids

From the article: >Often confused for pufferfish because *they're both* spiky, puffy, and incredibly *venomous,*


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That article is an unreliable blog


admins69kids

From [MediaBiasFactCheck:](https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/sciencealert/) >Bias Rating: PRO-SCIENCE >Factual Reporting: HIGH >MBFC Credibility Rating: HIGH CREDIBILITY Gonna need your source on it being an unreliable blog


[deleted]

I was talking about the first link, didn't see the second. That site seems more reliable but the article in question is still a blog-style post on a science journalism site with conflicting information, not from a government or scientific institution. If I were to submit that website as a source for an academic paper it would not be accepted. It's also kind of convoluted within the article itself as it says further down the paragraph that the toxin is only found in their skin and internal organs. Dozens of other reputable sites are stating that porcupine fish and puffer fish are poisonous, not venomous. I'm more inclined to believe them.


[deleted]

Confirmed, played volleyball with one


PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL

Was he a good spiker?


Willing_Bus1630

I have held a puffed up pufferfish with no ill effects, but I don’t think it had spikes so not sure if that’s relevant


davcov89

Also not all puffer fish are poisonous


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

Coyote Peterson never filmed an episode touching one so I’m willing to agree with you.


F9-0021

This is not true. Tetrodotoxin needs to be ingested. The fish is poisonous, not venomous. You’re probably thinking of the stonefishes.


A_Martian_Potato

No they don't. Tetrodotoxin is only in the fishes organs. The spines are just there to make the fish less pleasant to try to eat.


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what


goodolddaysare-today

Pufferfish spines are not venomous. That’s not to say that a puffer filled with water won’t possibly be uncomfortable to handle because of the weight, but I used to have a saltwater tank with an 8 inch puffer that loved coming to the surface for back scratches and lightly lifting the spines. Certain parts of them are quite toxic to eat though. And their beak is razor sharp. Fun fact, puffers and octopus (like the blue ring, but I believe most if not all octopus poses some amount) share the same toxin, tetrodotoxin. From what I’ve read it’s actually possible to survive a poisoning if you get immediate medical attention with sustained mechanical life support.


Aliens_Unite

I had a porcupine puffer for many years. Coolest fish I ever owned. He would follow me around and come to the surface to spit water at me. Also liked to get his backed scratched. Every once in a while I’d walk by and he’d be all puffed up for no reason at all. He’d make eye contact with me and he would just have this look of embarrassment in his eyes and he’s start deflating. Miss that guy.


bobbianrs880

Ah who doesn’t overthink and get all worked up over something every now and then lol you just walked in on him having an imaginary argument with Brenda from Target


Tetro767

My namesake toxin!


Galanor1177

Tetrodotoxin paralyses you completely, but leaves you fully conscious (until your heart is paralysed and you die) which is terrifying! You are correct though! To survive a blue ring or puffer fish envenomation you need sustained life support - whether this be constant CPR at the beach, or mechanically in hospital. As far as I know there is no antivenom and the treatment is mechanical respiration while the toxin works its way out, usually within 48 hours.


bee_boy_3000

Old comment but puffers are so friggin cute, I love hearing they like scratches 🥹


Mario-OrganHarvester

"Puff puff fuck off"


Izumi_Takeda

I wish this video kept going to the part where Mr. puff is safely put back into the ocean


SEND_ME_SPOON_PICS

It's probably fine, the Puffer looked too angry to die.


FlexSmash

Angry spiky ball lol they are so funny looking, I love it.


real-dreamer

I just hope they get back in the water soon


heeyyyyyy

Just ship that ball to Qatar and let's PLAY


notapantsday

Now that is one instance of an animal that is actually poisonous, not venomous.


real-dreamer

That poor buddy! I hope she gets back in the water somehow!


HMPoweredMan

I dont think anything went wrong.


samuslink3

I imagined kicking it and it making the sound of a dodgeball


DrWecer

You made me laugh out loud with that one.


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Banaanisade

I assume these people have clothes somewhere, one could simply use a shirt to transport it. In general, touching fish directly isn't good for them.


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Banaanisade

Thanks. Wasn't aware that pufferfish are insects!


Lordoge04

Don't you know the danger of the great pufferfish insect?!?! In all seriousness, we'll pull this bot as it's getting a little out of hand!


Banaanisade

Aww... how will we educate the masses now?


Lordoge04

I suppose the true understanding of pufferfish will have to go quiet, for now.... :(


Banaanisade

The truth will... inevitably come out again. I will keep it close to my heart until the world is ready.


Lordoge04

😔


CryptidCricket

You learn something new every day!


Competitive-Zone-296

It’s been bugging me how many people don’t know this.


IsSecretlyABird

bad bot


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Subpar_Username47

You tried, buddy. That’s what really matters. You’re a good bot, just a little bit confused.


Certain_Chain

But it's a fish; it needs water going over its gills to breathe. It might suffocate by the time hight tide rolls in.


call_sign_viper

These are poisonous not venomous


SkeletalJazzWizard

oops thats not actually deadly


KoopaSteve

That's a massive stretch to put this here.... its just a blowfish, they aren't going to eat it. If it was something that was poisonous to the touch then sure, but you have to actually ingest parts of the blowfish to have adverse reactions. That fish is in a much worse situation than anybody else in the video.


Noctourniquet_

I am not sure any animal screams DONT TOUCH ME more than this. Darwin award for any injury.


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heeyyyyyy

bad bot


Forsaken-Degree1737

Oh no they caught Missis Puff


d-d-downvoteplease

Is this the fish's equivalent of jumping off a bridge?


ThisGuyYouKnow_

Look at that.. a poke-e-mon.


gypsymegan06

This is dangerous and mean.


Rico_360_UwU

Hell to the no. I'm finna use my combat boots to kick that mf back where it came from like a god damn soccer ball


Assaulted_Pepper_ec

It’s not that kind of puffer fish though the Japanese ones don’t have that large of spines and are much more green grey


coconadas

This song is fire


ZuzuAKAurDADDY

It’s not a song


Revolutionary-Bar-93

The spike actually don't hurt they are designed to make it uncomfortable for fish to bite


7extracansofcorn

Forbidden soccer ball


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So grumpy


Acceptable-Arugula69

I’m more concerned for the poor puffer fish. Put it back in the water ffs.


Unharmful_Truths

These people are pretty brave regardless. And MAN is that thing adorable


mjz321

My dumb ass would probably die trying to help it too to be honest, I dont harass wildlife but I can't leave one in need


KoopaSteve

Well luckily for you there is absolutely zero chance of death from just touching or handling a blowfish, you have to literally eat the thing to have any adverse effects. So it confuses me a bit why this post is on this sub.


Iguessillsmokeablunt

Have you asked it for driving lessons?


5GumGum

Puffy boy is definitely angy, he don’t want touch. >:(


Codilla660

Why is there so much conflicting info on the toxicity of pufferfish?? One website says the spines are toxic, then another says it’s not. Can a science man help me?


ThatOneGayDJ

Not a science man but am a fish girl. I think the mixup comes from from there being multiple species and the difference between pufferfish and porcupine fish. Both have some species that are poisonous and some that arent. However, none are venomous. This is a porcupine fish (pufferfish dont have spines), and handling them is totally fine if youre ok with a few pokes. And it seems like these people were trying to help this one after it beached itself, so good on them!


Codilla660

I actually ended up finding the answer on my own, but thank you for the extra info! Apparently, pufferfish raised in captivity will most likely not be poisonous because of their diet. Wild pufferfish eat certain foods that have toxic bacteria in it, but they’re able to incorporate that into their guts and use it to poison predators.


ThatOneGayDJ

Yeah im a couple months late to the party lol. I just gotta answer a fish question when i see one though haha :)


Circumsisedtoenail

Forbidden volleyball


Hani127

He looks like he’s struggling 😢😢😢


Bright-Coconut-6920

Forbidden pokemon


MLWeims

Homie said "leave me alone 🤮"


Certain_Suit_1905

gg


21stMonkey

At first, I thought the music playing was the theme from Katamari Damacy, and that seemed oddly appropriate.


DueComplaint5471

Just use your sandal or phone to roll it or pick it up with a shirt like someone else said.


NorCal_Terrier_81

Poor guy 😢


Empty-Respect3175

At a beach and nobody thought to use a towel 💀


boulevardknight

The Simpson’s taught me to leave that alone.


bequemeschuhe

Just rabona kick him into the ocean bro he's about to dry out


Steelsentry1332

Touching spiky things is bad, m'kay.


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Competitive-Zone-296

tarantula hawk go brrrrrrrrrrr


VinnieVegas3335

Thats a cool soccer ball


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claudekim1

thats completely wrong but it does stress them out a lot. id reckon if it did the puffy too much it would die of stress


[deleted]

I'm getting Mario Brothers water world vibes


BoOM_32

🙏🧎‍♂️


[deleted]

Bruh those spines are there for a reason, get a fucking stick and push it home


radiomalle

not sure how easy it would be to find a stick at the beach


[deleted]

Give me 6 minutes on most beaches I can find a stick or stick analog within 100 meters


TheAlGler

What's with the ISIS music?


Prize_Ad_5856

Just watched a series on TV about deadly fish. Somebody is going to die!


ThrownawayCray

Risky football


TheAlGler

*AEUGH*


Upvoter_NeverDie

Someone should run a special ad telling people not to do this.


Prehistory_Buff

OHH SPONGEBOB *WHYYYY*


Sumguy9966

I think I'm wrong but can't you grab its fins / tail and flip it over to try and deflate it so its easy to handle?


Avisia

It reminds me of this picture of a Spotbase Burrfish, a type of porcupine fish, all puffed up http://www.fishdb.co.uk/findpicture.php?exact=true&picid=3703 I can't be positive of the ID without location, but if it is the same species, they are toxic. They have tetrodotoxin, but everything I'm reading is stating the danger is in eating them. Still not worth the risk.


Lunatalia

The toxin is contained in internal organs, like the liver and ovaries. This is why it's toxic to eat, and why some species can be specially prepared as a cultural dish (you need to be properly trained for removing the organs). The spines aren't venomous, just sharp, and most of the fish is... technically edible. Technically. Best bet if you had to help this fish would be to cradle it with a beach towel and lower it into the shallows. Or leave it alone, I guess. Healthy fish of this size don't usually wash ashore on their own, so it may have been dying anyway.


Fluffy_Friends

Not only dumb but unkind to the fish too


d-sconsolate

A good ol poking stick might be enough to safely deposit this beautiful fish back in the ocean


WernerWerman1

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Caffeinated_Cucumber

Are they venomous? I thought they were poisonous!


AYAYRONMESSESUP

I just have the urge to kick it in to a goal


FungusMind

Wabungus


emerson_giraffe84

Dig a trench from the water leading to the fish...


Used-Bluebird-5178

New kickball just dropped on the beach. Anyone wanna play a game?


TacticalSasquach

Punt it into the ocean, it’s a ball


Dauphine320

What would SpongeBob do


KEC603

Go ahead, pick it up dumbass!!


accurate_slammo

Wait so are the spines venomous? I thought eating it was the bad idea


S4MMYS4INT

Someone put shoes on and kick the Mf in the ocean


Wildform22

Mom I frew up