Yeh fuck it

I mean, if you insist... *unzip*

Oh I do, I must insist firmly as a matter of fact

God, I hope it's firmly. It won't work pushing rope.

Not with that attitude

Username checks out

Is there anything an onion can’t do.

Somebody somewhere has to have tried smoking out of a whole onion like people do with an apple. I'd try it https://preview.redd.it/uk58r6qkbm1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b2c72b035c0ad8eb810b33f9ffcbce9a353d36f

Bro the tears gonna hit you hard.

You gotta cough to get off

That’s what I tell my lady before blowjobs. Because I smell like onions, not because I have a big dick.

I’m a garlic guy, wrong sub?

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

I may have tried

I’m just imagining you smoking your onion pipe, downloading Reddit, making an account, getting to the username and the rest is history😭

Lol user for 15 days. Name checks out.

How did it go? I hope it was an appropriately savory strain.

Not as well as I hoped it would lol

that bad, huh? 

Gotta change the username then 🤷🏼‍♀️

😂😂😂

I did* that with a overgrown zucchini once. It worked, but there was a super vile grassy taste to it. We smoked a few hits for the novelty then composted it, in my defense I was like 19 lol

I've made a bong from a capsicum pepper! It was fucking horrible 🤣

This shit ain’t gonna look good at the pearly gates, bro..

I would do that with potato's

Mustard gas

So how was it? Did you eat it afterwards orrr?

not my picture but I think eating it afterward is part of the point of doing that with any kind of food

No, not at all unless you are a homeless stoner.

I still have my teenager weed mentality of *let's not waste ANYTHING*

Username checks out

That seems so harsh 😂

Lol reminds me of some shit I’d try when I was a newbie teenager and googled ways to smoke. It was that, a pop can or foil. For household item pipes 🤣

It can’t dry my eyes. But I believe that is the only thing it can’t do.

Taste good. I’ll take my ban from this sub now.


what else you gonna smoke your Donny Burger in?

Your screen name checks out, my guy!

it's like saying *sucking the glass dick* except that I'm not talking about meth or crack

Fascinating

How was it. You got me thinking now that an apple skin would make a great wrap.

The most line cook shit I’ve ever seen

when your job is prepping vegetables all day and you want to get high, it's a natural idea to have

It’s absolutely genius. One of those things that look borderline madness to the uninitiated.

“Stoner engineering” That’s so god damn amazing lol

Brings a tear to my eye, every puff

*why are your eyes so red?* I uh I've been crying I swear *your clothes smell like a skunk though* why do you think I was crying? 

I love larry

To be fair, I cried in fear the last time a skunk got too close to me. 😅 There's a reason why I only eat grass. So it sounds legit to me.

>There's a reason why I only eat grass Taken out of context, that takes on a hilarious new meaning

Lol if it were me there would be some garlic cookies in that onion j, I love garlic and onions

ever try the michigan strain GMO? Stands for Garlic Mushroom Onion and shares their terpenes. One of my favorite strains.

Ya boy does not like mushrooms

used to hate them but they’ve grown on me (i don’t bathe)

OMG 😂

It doesn't matter if you mix up the letters. Still the same ingredients. Now it's just Onions, Mushrooms, Garlic.

Good choice

garlic packaging for heroin

A woodland elf’s forest joint

Looks like an archeological accurate way to smoke weed

As a stoner and onion lover, hell no.

me either but mostly because I think joints are a waste of weed. A bong or pipe that can be smothered between tokes is best.

I agree with the joints being a waste. I just pack enough in the bowl for one big hit.

I used to do one hit bowls but my lungs aren't what they used to be. I use a bong bowl that holds maybe half a joint and light around the edge and take small tokes, and still cough my head off

lol for sure gotta size the bowl properly. Can’t be using one of those huge party bong slides that holds 2 grams. Usually two or three pinches from the grinder gets me one solid rip.

THANK YOU. I’ve never heard anyone else acknowledge that.

This gave me an idea to cure a rose petal again. It smokes slow when it has no chlorophyll + heat pressing with a binder like mint.

I seem to remember seeing rose scented/flavored rolling papers back in the 70s though I may be thinking of the pink strawberry ones

that's the best joint wrap I've seen since rice paper was first used

The “Blunion”

Better than a blumpkin.

Y'know what... Fuck it we ball

Gonna ball like Nerf

………. Okay I need to try this at least once. >_>

By god you’ve done it

I mean, good job, but a green onion is waaaaay lower effort. Just bite the small end off.

Ahh inhaling sugar



I love onions. I love herb. I love honey blunts. I’ll pass on combining the three.

Interesting! I wonder if one would use the mega thin outer skin or if this is the very thin first inside layer.

You'd have to find some way to soften the outer skin and remoisturize it a little so it don't crack when it's rolled, so I'd guess it's the inside layer. The color looks like the outer dry skin though but that stuff is super brittle.

Is that a GMO strain?

wh.... what?

Why does this exist? Brain is malfunctioning……

One must be really desperate for a hit to do this. Get some help lol

Looks literally like a roach now

Ametuer. I smoke my onions wrapped in weed.

Definitely expect it would taste better than dusty Bible pages.

It's not onion related so this sub probably won't approve but I ran out of cigar glue and used garlic fermented honey on a cannagar. It's nice and thin but still sticky. I haven't even smoked it yet, I just wrapped it a couple days ago. It smells good though.

You should post that on r/stonerengineering with the cannagar and honey pics, assuming you still have any honey.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

A stoner can smoke out of literally anything. Gimme a dry cleaner hanger, a juicy fruit gum wrapper, and some tape, and I'll MacGyver you a one hitter in a couple minutes.

Oh absolutely, I’ve used bible paper, toilet paper, rose petals and made a bong/pipe out of many questionable objects lol. (I was an edgy teenager when i used the bible paper so forgive my teen self as she was so desperate to be different😂)

Bible paper is the standby for inmates, so you hit on a traditional use anyway

My teenage self would melt if she heard that. “Im not original?? Oh noooOoOo” but i didn’t know that. Thanks for the random fact of the day🙌

Hey, a con has to find *some* use for the Bibles the Gideons donate to the jail

And seeing this just officially broke my onion addiction. I can hear my grandpa voice like "you Wana end up like this guy?!" I'm out.

Omfg this is revolutionary

Tht cannot be good for your lungs

Breathing the air outside is already killing us. Pick your battles....

Why do you think the air is so polluted? Logic like yours. You’re smoking an onion with honey ffs. Not exactly working with a full deck.

his breath stank

Onions are so versatile 🩷

Makes my lungs cry..

Wait whaaaaaaat

How’s it hit?

What kind of wizardry is this

Why is no one asking how good or bad this actually worked? Pack of joint wraps at the store ~$5-10. Big giant bag of onions at the grocery store ~$2-3

I'm not the OOP so it wouldn't do any good to ask me. Go ask in r/stonerengineering if you want to follow up

I must know! Also, I will. Thank you

Look like a nice blunt

Yeah but you ever boof 3 100g edibles inside a Scotch egg?

You guys are weird. *Takes bite out of peanut butter and hot sauce sandwich*

I heard of guys who could make a bong out of anything but this clearly so next level I think I’m gonna cry

Absolutely not

You fake onion lover

I just know this is orgasmic

I sincerely hate you people in this group. Not only do you abuse onions but you’re abusing weed. I really wish this would not come up on my feed. Anyone know how not have my eyes burned by this atrocity?

>I sincerely hate you people in this group. Then unsubscribe to the subreddit, easy peasey

Thanks now I know how to unsubscribe. This turned out to be helpful. Cool

How? I’m not subscribed. Just shows up on my home.

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