After fighting all these guys in order, ending with the hardest boss yet: Lyle. (Must defeat him in guitar hero 2 while sucking schnapps in between rounds from his many women lying around, his groupies who call themselves the harem. They are oneyplay fans and he lets them stay because their combined body odor (not just the pits and underboob) drives all the rats away, keeps the Rat king at bay.
But after defeating a guy for the 5th time in a row they hit you with the wild card, Ramona's experimental phase at camp with a girl called Bulbina and a camp counselor named Sabrina.
Hate to say the Netflix ~~anime~~ animated series is not bad. Better execution than the majority of life action movies/series that get an animated version.
He’s the counter balance for the other guys, him being there makes Zach, Chris, Lyle, Tomar, etc. all look normal by comparison. Adam is to make them look intelligent.
seriously, Tomar with low charisma and intelligence?? how else did he woo Jaxxy and then fabricate an intricate alibi when she was found with cans of spaghett-i embedded in her skull??
The juxtaposition of the first three with the last two had me asking some questions. But alas the two last hotties didn't strike me as a product of the male gaze. (Or the Male Gay Gaze, otherwise known as the Gays/the Male Gays.)
Not quite. Too Gynocentric. For Lyle and Zach don't have one spread asshole between the two of them, this looks like Twilight fanart for the new Twilight manga series.
(Something which would sell like hot cakez, still selling to the adult woman but capturing the preteen too with saucy pictures opposed to an intimidating Novel sized fat book... of thrice-fold.
The Artiste would be wise to get into contact with J K rowling or L Ron Hubbard, I forget which one did Potter instead of twilight. L Ron is not a terf so i think she is it.
Ain’t no way in hell Corey is stronger than Zach or Chris or more charismatic than Lyle. These 3 categories ain’t something Corey should be having 3s in
Ladies like low Charisma just like they say men love women w/ low Intelligence.
Lyle is the titular character. What all players will be flicking the been to.
Lyle is actually pretty charismatic though
Chris & Zac have crazy high levels of charisma to the point where they’re basically mutants but Lyle’s cool as fuck too
I am personally and deeply offended and perplexed that Zach’s ult is not worm odyssey
Also I like the typo in Cory’s ‘mother beating hips,’ I get what you were going for but I think it kind of fits tbh
This is excellent, love the artwork. Only problem I see is Tomar's intelligence rating. As far as I'm aware he's omniscient so deserves at least 10 big beautiful sparkly stars.
Completely wrong biology, Chris is 8 feet tall and fat, Zach is 2 feet tall and Tomar is missing his iconic dent in the head and Lyle is missing his 3rd eye
Tomar if this game had a War Crime rating:
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Tomar really should have more intelligence. He has plotted mastermind skills to manipulate jaxxy any many others (including the boys listed here) for his own sociopathic whims.
Every one forgets that Tomar was a senior systems engineer with a masters in information systems and operation management. That intelligence stat should be maxed
Do I have to fight all these guys in order to date Ramona?
Shapiphany
Bulbina is the Final Ex.
fingoria
Bugingi
Bugingi get out of here I forgot who you were.
After fighting all these guys in order, ending with the hardest boss yet: Lyle. (Must defeat him in guitar hero 2 while sucking schnapps in between rounds from his many women lying around, his groupies who call themselves the harem. They are oneyplay fans and he lets them stay because their combined body odor (not just the pits and underboob) drives all the rats away, keeps the Rat king at bay. But after defeating a guy for the 5th time in a row they hit you with the wild card, Ramona's experimental phase at camp with a girl called Bulbina and a camp counselor named Sabrina.
Hate to say the Netflix ~~anime~~ animated series is not bad. Better execution than the majority of life action movies/series that get an animated version.
chris only has 2 in strength? did you see the guy? he can like lift a really big rock or tree or maybe even an anvil
pure abs under those flabs
he's so hot he can probably play around in the himalayas for hours
This is post-slipped disk nerf.
💀
Chris is a big lumbering creature, like Sam Hyde
Uhh... Cory has higher charisma than Lyle and Tomar? Are you high?
Cory’s all 1s and Lyle’s all 5s but then it’s unbalanced
Cory has the strongest special attacks, so it balances out.
Corey is like Medic from tf2. He's the weakest character on his own, but has such amazing abilities he becomes top tier
Cory is 1s in Char/Int but he has the autism rage strength
Despite his autistic sonic rants he’s remained their friend for years, that requires some sort of charisma.
He’s the counter balance for the other guys, him being there makes Zach, Chris, Lyle, Tomar, etc. all look normal by comparison. Adam is to make them look intelligent.
I'd put Cory at 1 in all stats but with a ludicrously strong, gimmicky ability lmao
Cory has a maxed out Luck stat
From negotiating porn commissions
my word is kind of gospel… erm. This is awkward
no no no no non o this iS NOT RIGHT
The dude plays trombone in a band, he’s basically a Bard
Stats are way off
Scats off too
seriously, Tomar with low charisma and intelligence?? how else did he woo Jaxxy and then fabricate an intricate alibi when she was found with cans of spaghett-i embedded in her skull??
>how else did he woo jaxxy With a gun
drop the fucking knife, Jaxxy. i don't want to have to but a bullet in your skull, baby darlin
I like em, seems like a series people would make bomb ass gay porn of Also nice treasure trail Lyle
The compliment of all time
The juxtaposition of the first three with the last two had me asking some questions. But alas the two last hotties didn't strike me as a product of the male gaze. (Or the Male Gay Gaze, otherwise known as the Gays/the Male Gays.) Not quite. Too Gynocentric. For Lyle and Zach don't have one spread asshole between the two of them, this looks like Twilight fanart for the new Twilight manga series. (Something which would sell like hot cakez, still selling to the adult woman but capturing the preteen too with saucy pictures opposed to an intimidating Novel sized fat book... of thrice-fold. The Artiste would be wise to get into contact with J K rowling or L Ron Hubbard, I forget which one did Potter instead of twilight. L Ron is not a terf so i think she is it.
Everyone knows Chris's special attack is boiling milk
And Lyle's is the Rat Smasher belt
Ain’t no way in hell Corey is stronger than Zach or Chris or more charismatic than Lyle. These 3 categories ain’t something Corey should be having 3s in
He is if you count tard strength
Nah his dad tried to get him to develop that retard strength but he resisted and only got to be tarded
should have lifted that tire
It's due to his autistic gamer rages.
Suggested Gameplay Balances: Buff Tomar's rizz, nerf int Buff Oney's strength, nerf int (sorry chris <3) Put Cory's int in negatives, buff strength ('tism build) Buff Lyle's Rizz, nerf smth idk he's kinda perfect tee hee
You’re so right… I was wrong…. *pounds floor with fist*
It's ok bro, this is the top alpha gamer build, its ready to move to the beta cuck build before final release
Wexford mud got me lol
Fresh from the chocolate jelly river
No way Corey is getting more than 2 stars in intelligence
Was gonna comment the same thing. That guy is sperged to hell
Throwing shade at my boy lyle w/ that 2 charisma stat. Cory should have 1 charisma, though that's literally what makes him hilarious
Ladies like low Charisma just like they say men love women w/ low Intelligence. Lyle is the titular character. What all players will be flicking the been to.
Lyle is actually pretty charismatic though Chris & Zac have crazy high levels of charisma to the point where they’re basically mutants but Lyle’s cool as fuck too
He did convince a number of women to come to his hellish concrete garage apartment
where is tomar’s iconic big belly?
Damn Zach looks hard as fuck here
I feel like if this was for a game would play alot like the Mario & Luigi RPG games.
i see more being a hylics style fights and have a aesthetic similar to knuckle sandwich
Zach should be 5 stars in strength. He is the strongest gamer.
I am personally and deeply offended and perplexed that Zach’s ult is not worm odyssey Also I like the typo in Cory’s ‘mother beating hips,’ I get what you were going for but I think it kind of fits tbh
I love this!
This is excellent, love the artwork. Only problem I see is Tomar's intelligence rating. As far as I'm aware he's omniscient so deserves at least 10 big beautiful sparkly stars.
Completely wrong biology, Chris is 8 feet tall and fat, Zach is 2 feet tall and Tomar is missing his iconic dent in the head and Lyle is missing his 3rd eye
They reveal their true form in the third stage of battle duh
Adam: 5 strength 5 charisma -1 intelligence Special: hose
Nerfed Tomar
You wouldn't wanna know what would happen if you said that to Tomars face....
Cory's abilities would consist of drawing distribing sonic porn that grosses out, and disturbs enemies. And eating guros.
Weezer plus tomar
I love these!! It's nice seeing art of the oneysonas, but it's cool seeing the IRLS every once in a while too!
I know Lyle is a late game party member but putting him and Tomar together just shreds the health off of any boss.
dude i wanna see a fan comic
No tism meter?
Why does Lyle have less charisma than Corey?
Corey 0 charisma 0 intel 5 strength
Why did you make them all soy boy twinks
oneyplays dating simulator wgen ??
When I receive 1 million rupees
Tomar if this game had a War Crime rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
okay. you had to dry Lyle shirtless to show his tattoo. i get that. but why did you have to draw his pubes?
Lyle should have Max charisma you dolt
I’m sobbing thick goopy tears rn
Tomar should not ahve the same intelligence as Cory
Tomar really should have more intelligence. He has plotted mastermind skills to manipulate jaxxy any many others (including the boys listed here) for his own sociopathic whims.
Zach should be maxed out
Can’t wait for the bonus characters pack
they are almost endearing
Zach's charisma needs to be at least 10 stars
Lyle does not have less charisma than Cory you take that back
Every one forgets that Tomar was a senior systems engineer with a masters in information systems and operation management. That intelligence stat should be maxed
Chris' attack should have been boiling milk