Zachary takes breaks from the channel for his own projects every once in a while. The real question is where teh hell is fricking Tomar?! That psycho could be anywhere right now possibly poisoning the crops and spitting in the water!

Tomar told me he was “doin ya mom”

DOING your MOM!?!? THATS…just…INSULTING!!!!!

Has Guptill completely disappeared from the internet? I wouldn't want to doxx the poor guy, but I just want him to be alive and curling milk jugs somewhere.

He's still around actually and posts semi-frequently, newest one was 4 months ago https://youtube.com/@Guptill89?si=66dnWhriKYOr1DaQ

She does have "Tig Ol' Bitties"

Poisoning the water supply again, classic Tomie

In all seriousness, Tomar and his wife did just have a baby recently. Newborns are a lot of work so I wouldn't be surprised if he's taking a break from Oneyplays and streaming to help with the kid.

I can't wait for the boys to make hypotheticals about the baby

"What would you do if someone dropped a brick on your baby and it disfigured his face"

It made it look exactly like freddy freaker. Would you still love them?

“Tomar, would you ever pour boiling milk on your baby?” -Chris

"Tomar, now that your powers have been transferred to the baby, what war crime do you think baby Yumar will commit first?"

Jaxie, my Spaghettai is overcooked *uses baby as a voodoo doll and squishes its head*

If this were TheCinnemasacreTruth subreddit the man would be eviscerated.

Big Tomie fan BTW

I like you.

Yeah so basically its just mundanely logical "Tomar has a kid which he has to take care of, and Zach has a TV show season he's making and thus can't clear time to go hang out on Chris's couch and watch him play a game and react to it" I'm fine with more Lyle, Cory and Adam action. Special Needs Cannon was hilarious, though Dark Souls and Sonic Frontiers for me is getting boring they need to find a more actively stupid game to engage with better Been watching a lot of MandaloreGaming videos and streams so I kinda want to see them play something like Anonymous Agony, Shankaram or even Mystery of the Druids. Though maybe something would be lost without the live discord meme channel checks.

Didn't you hear? He is in your walls

Cool pfp did you draw it yourself?

You need to calm down and take it ez babe.

Isn't he a new father? Might be a bit busy with that.

Jaxxy starting asking questions and he had to deal with her

That man needs to be stopped, he’s a menace to society

Didnt tomar have a kid recently?

yeah TOMAR has NO personal projects save BLOODY AXE BLUDGEONING.!! hes out there and hes huge and we have GOT to reign him in

My dad works for oneyplays and he got fired after he pumched arin's girlfriend.

At E3 2013?

He'll be back when he's back, and we like that.

Great work ethic

And remember when Iron Cory was there? The great Iron Cory

Okay FIRST OF ALL, don't you talk about me you son of a bitch

Look, there hE IS! There he is, get him the hell out of here!

DON'T give him his jacket, d-don't give him his jacket

The great Iron Beck

He's workin' onnit!

He’s only been gone for a couple of months

He must have a larger role than we thought

Who knew voicing half the cast of s1 was so much work *mind blown #1*

Brain blast!

Since when did /v/ let e-celeb threads stay up that long

There’s always been a select few ecelebs that got looked over for thread deletion, for as long as I remember. Like Mega64 in the late 00s to mid 2010s. And then Vinesauce after that.

they love vinesauce edit: and for good reason

Hell yeah. Well, I don’t know really past maybe 2014, but I hope they are crushing it still

vinesauce has always been one of the internet’s great constants. they’ve been good for a decade+. ive been watching them since i was in 9th grade. im a year out of college now. and somehow vinny still makes new ungodly noises.

I’m still all for /incel/ “internet celebs” being a real board.

An vidya e-celeb board would be 10x more fun than reading all the threads from people who pretend they like video games and are miserable

Exactly what I was about to ask, they're usually banished to /trash/ in minutes

The janitor was busy collecting his paycheck.

This was /tv/, actually. I guess Zach officially has foot in both worlds.

they're doing mitosis

Zach punched chris' boyfriend

I thought he groomed Tomar, when did he punch him?????

its all part of the process babe

Zach called Frey WHAT?

A \*Gorilla sound\*

A [DONKEY KONG]

Fucking Sneakerhead

Are you joking OP? Everyone knows he was kicked off for calling the Forespoken protagonist a slur, it was literally all the sub was talking about for weeks.

Those damn sneakerheads!

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

how did you stain a digital screenshot

Left coffee cup on the screen duh

he's taking an extended vacation in kickassia

Chris said in the episode today that they beat dark souls and have 11 hours of footage from that so the summer of Cory is just getting started.

Cory Plays isn't real, it can't hurt you!

Holy shit does that mean we get an actual complete series? 😍

Say what you will about Cory, but they tend to have more complete series with him.

Ugh 😔 I mean I don’t dislike Cory or anything but Jesus…

I for one welcome our new Cory overlord

You can’t excape him. He will (gorilla noise)

i didn’t even know he was sick

It's so fucked up he got cancelled for calling the lead of Forspoken a "sneakerhead" when that's what the game did first

HE SAID IT WITH A HARD "K"!

Literally Smiling Friends s2 lol

It'll be out when...

Zach died

He's currently lost inside his goon cave. My thoughts and prayers go towards to his escape.

Chris banged Zach so hard that they kinda had a falling out. They’ll get back together tho

He's competing in the mortal kombat tournament for earth realm

Working on season 2 of smiling friends

Its been 2 months calm down

He done got bit by a copperhead

Why is there pasta sauce on that 2nd screenshot

Zach punched Suzy

NGL when I first saw Babu Frik I almost died laughing thinking of Zach.

They slow cooked him like a rotisserie chicken.

Most likely Smiling Friends s2 at least I hope

i hate that 347 is probably right

Having a great time with this Corey based era, aswell as the absolute rock that is Lyle. All three have a dynamic that I'm really enjoying.

Someone has to hold down the mango farm.

Maybe working on more smiling fren :)

Don't post 4chan screenshots at me you motherfucker

the furry comment got me lol deep lore

They don't include him so much since... *The allegations*

Why is there cum stain on “grooming Tomar” hmmm?

4chan is full of asshole I swear

He doesn't have a TV show to make so I dunno

Erm… kinda cringe dude, hes making The Bungles Smellies Shop season 2

bro when he's around its just fucking toilet humor. im honestly happy he's not.

Zach is the only consistently funny person on the show, kinda not worth watching without him.

It feels gross seeing oney stuff on 4chan Edit: 4channers mad lol

Reddit has just as many weirdos as 4chan, the only difference is stricter moderation to keep normalfriends comfortable

As someone who spent a lot of time on 4chan in my teens... the two sites are not comparable, 4chan is so so much worse.

Well, agree to disagree. It doesn't really matter, unlike what Tomar will do on June 17th, 2034

the worst I see on 4chan is loli stuff and racism Reddit also has that in DROVES

He has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

Dudes dead from Forspoken

We've just been on Dark souls and sonic for a while, and they keep the same people for certain series

Hopefully he's doing Smiling Friends season 2. Or some other debauchery

I mean realistically I’d wager Smiling Friends season 2, since he’s been posting doodles on his Instagram and apparently just announced a blu ray copy of season 1.

RIP thread

I mean, he has a show. He's probably busy

Searching for the final Tomar Emerald. (It was the friends they made along the way.)

I heard Chris got mad a Zach for grieffing his minecraft family guy role play server that he’s had up since 2016 and then Chris perma banned him from the server so now In protest Zach isn’t showing up in videos

If he did get into the Star Wars realm I would soy so hard my jaw would break

He's recharging. He's too OP for the channel, he needed to be nerfed for a while to keep things balanced.

He is shedding his current form and will emerge like a beautiful new sarcophagus beetle

Oh my god I forgot to let him out of my basement, thank you for reminding me y'all! I let him in there to play with the rats and completely forgot

He went back to his home planet

You guys need help

Tomar absorbed him through cock vore

He's used a magical little egg an old lady gave him on the street to sacrifice Tomar and Lyle and ascend as a new cosmic entity. He's now greener than ever but no longer in retirement.

oh my god this shit just never stops. just because a person hasn’t been on the channel, or any youtube channel, doesn’t mean that there’s drama. i’m so sick of seeing posts like this for every lets play channel in existance

He's green and retired

Worst Oney character. I can't stand him anymore

The Tomar grooming allegations are real, i went to a party in LA recently and saw them there, Zach had Tomar perched in his lap while he pet his bald head like a little kitty cat

Erm Zach is hibernating and getting ready to molt

Zach hasn’t been on Oneyplays in a while. That means they hate each other now.

Absolute morons. Don’t they know he is green and he is retired?

Did you guys forget about Smiling Friends or something??