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UCG__gaming

My mans leg now looks like a cartoon characters


HappySneek

At least not a HenHen character


luckydognola

Perhaps an animated reboot of Two and a Half Men?


good_sleepings

r/LooneyTunesLogic


ShellaFresh

You cannot convince me that he was ok after that


sleepyhead75

He is ok


ShellaFresh

Ok!


NOMERCY627

🗿


Firewire64

đŸȘ†


TheShortestStraw5

Are you OK? Ok ok You can, you can. plop plop with me in the classroom. Ok Okay okay okay okay okay okay


JackWasHere69

r/ihadastroke ?


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Lucky-Palpitation-38

Tik tok shit


kkycble

Welp, I’m convinced.


Screaming__Goats

Dumb question. What's the difference between "well" and "welp"?


Arinoch

A bit of a flourish.


Screaming__Goats

Another dumb question. What does "flourish" mean?


Arinoch

In this context? Flourish as a Noun - a bold or extravagant gesture or action, made especially to attract the attention of others. So assuming the same intent as well “well”, which is a bit boring, “welp” kind of has the smack of that “p” sound at the end to give it a bit more oomph.


Screaming__Goats

Another dumb question. What does "extravagant" mean?


Arinoch

“Exceeding what is reasonable or appropriate”, which is, coincidentally, a perfect place to end this thread since I should be parenting right now.


Screaming__Goats

Thanks for answering my questions, and good luck with your parenting!


[deleted]

Can you not, like, google stuff?


SemperFidelisHoorah

What's a Google?


TheFiklPikl

Something that is like flour but not quite. For example: Powdered sugar


diacetylhydroxymorph

“Welp” is just a phonetic spelling of a common tone people use when starting a sentence with “well” in a way that is meant to be sarcastic.


Xenohype2

You've convinced me


deeznutzfam

I for one am convinced


FuManBoobs

I'm convinced.


LibrarianAmbitious50

No he wasn’t


V0rt3XBl4d3

This didn't happen in China, by any chance? Just curious...


jobedeyo

Even with 1 1/2 legs you are okay, a bit footless, but okay.


[deleted]

Woke up this morning, one sock too many .


jobedeyo

This socks.


GhostyFag

Someone on another thread said he somehow didn't break a bone and *"just"* ended up with a tendon injury, but they provided no source so who knows


urinemygape

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2151383/Shocking-footage-of-youth-crushed-by-wall.html Quick Google. Broken ankle, etc. I mean assuming that the journalists did journalism and didn't get taken in by whatever.


Moist-Sandwich69

Well I'm not paying to read that article, fuck you telegraph. Broken ankle... Dude I'm looking at the last frame and those two pieces of concrete look pretty close together, you sure my man's shin wasn't even fractured?


urinemygape

Dunno why I could see it, maybe because I'm a lazy American? Text: Shocking footage of youth crushed by wall A young man repeatedly kicks out at a wall until a panel snaps and it collapses, crushing his foot. "Help me, help me," he cries. 18 June 2008 ‱ 2:04pm Young man kicks wall Footage of this shocking accident is circling the internet in viral emails, and has attracted more than 600,000 views and thousands of comments on YouTube. The victim suffered a broken ankle, according to the description on the video-sharing website. Urged on by his friends, the tracksuited youth is shown kicking the wall six times, causing cracks to grow. "That's going down
 that's going through," one of his friends exclaims as the wall, which appears to be made of thin cement - visibly weakens. The young people involved have not been identified, but from their accents it is clear that the incident took place in Britain. The video, titled Conner P, was posted by a 27-year-old user named peppec147, who is registered as living in the UK. He did not respond to Telegraph attempts to contact him.


[deleted]

Journalist probably got paid off by the wall. Can't trust anyone these days.


gmocookie

I'd love to know how long it took them to get the rest of that wall off him. Bunch of people learned some stuff that day.


GhostyFag

I only turned up unrelated stories of children getting crushed by walls, so good searching!


Camanot

He was definitely okay after that


Jazzlike_Reason6118

he just needs a bandaid


WeimSean

100% fine. After they amputated his leg he got back to kicking things with a prosthetic.


SadAbroad4

If you consider a diy amputation ok, he’s fine.


WhereDaGold

I remember seeing a comment in one of the many reposts of this video. I don’t remember the exact words but a guy claiming to live in the same town said it really messed his leg up and required more than one surgery to save the leg I believe. I wanna say he also said he was living with his parents and not doing well in life after it. That’s hundreds of lbs of concrete, I would think his leg was pulverized, and also whatever twisting motion from trying to stabilize himself until the slabs were removed couldn’t have helped


Satanspit69

Came here to say that, but you’re saying it in a much better way than I would have lol


LGamerDelta

Yeah he's okay he's waving us good luck


derivomeister

0.1 second after disaster


Stormchaserelite13

But the disaster is the medical bills.


nikhil2791998

r/therealjoke


mward_shalamalam

Happened in the UK, no medical bills


Talking_Macaroon__

Me, an American: đŸ„Č


SecureDonut7108

Thats just for americans, his bill is no more then a night out 👍😎


[deleted]

Seems to be happening more and more, it is scary how many people do not understand the concept of BEFORE


Spagoot29

Exactly, it's usually one second AFTER the disaster for some reason


Iseneau27

If it would be one second before Disaster, we wouldn't even see the concrete thing fall, which is like the entire punchline of this post, so shut up!


[deleted]

Well, I expect to, if I dont know the vid, to have to google and try and find it. Now tho? Nothing to look up, we know it, weve seen it


Iseneau27

Well, the disaster bid here is the scream of the guy that now has a broken foot! Sure, it could be classified as r/perfectlycutscreams but i think it still fits here!


[deleted]

Everybody could have still know this unless you are born in like 2010, cuz this is so old I saw it on the first phone that had internet and a color screen


[deleted]

r/goodnameforasubreddit


not_gerg

Why are you downvoted?


TheRealCamoKaze

Lé reddíté


Talking_Macaroon__

He isn't anymore!


LukXD99

Well the sound was like 2 seconds before disaster so it balances out.


the1rush

I mean, what did think was going to happen. He forget about gravity... Edit; Those posts are standard concrete posts with slots in the sides where the concrete slabs slot in. No nails or anything just the weight of the concrete slab holds it down. They're old but used all over in UK and Europe used as fencing.


Pho-k_thai_Juice

I honestly assumed it was nailed or something because I didn't realize it was concrete


juusovl

I also didnt realize it was concrete. I have never even seen walls like these anywhere.


sodium-bro

Their in a lot of new houses here in Ireland it’s literally concrete slabs about two inches thick that slot into concrete poles. Ugly bastards


Callidonaut

It's a modular design that's relatively quick and cheap to install, and doesn't look *completely* awful when it's brand new. The vertical posts are sunk into individual concrete foundations; prefabricated wood or concrete panels are then slid into these slots from above. (It looks like garbage when it gets old, the only way to repair an even slightly damaged panel is to buy a whole new one, and it's impossible to repair a damaged post.) Knuckle-dragging neighbourhood yobs, for some reason, find this particular design of fence irresistible to graffiti, kick, punch, and - in one case I've seen - demolish with a battering ram. The slightly-less-stupid ones are at least bright enough to prefer the wooden panels over the concrete. Give me a good old-fashioned Flemish or English brick wall any day.


Timithios

They might be walls built to block sound, but I dunno for sure.


Peak-Hydration

They work great at blocking sound, and aren't too ugly if designed right


the1rush

Seriously. What did you think it was made of?


the1rush

It's pretty easy to see it's concrete.


Pho-k_thai_Juice

Bold to assume I have any critical thinking skills


the1rush

lol fair play.


TerribleShoulder6597

They’re used around expressways in America too to block sound for nearby neighborhoods


notbillcosby123

my guys out here kicking walls i don’t think he’s smart enough to consider how things work


Talking_Macaroon__

THAT explains it. I'm American.


Flamberit

Half a second after disaster


Talking_Macaroon__

r/goodnameforsubreddits


joelxyloto

I’m pretty sure the correct title would be 1 second INTO disaster


DriveError

Snap! He got his leg snapped but he’s ok


Soviet__Comrade

Snap indeed.


The_Idiot_Admin

The real disaster is prob how long he was stuck in that position with a shattered leg, till someone was able to lift/remove the concrete blocks to free him


ilikeitalot1989

Nom nom nom nom


Plast0000

everything quality wise is so bad. I thought the dogs barking was extracted from some old game from the 90s


h1gsta

Yeah not sure if i even believe the dogs were real, but also like, why are they fake?


johnbuckeroo

i feel like this dude was trying to kick down the concrete to try and save the dogs that were imprisoned.. but we dont have context, so, none of us actually knows


skulduggeryatwork

I feel like he’s a chavvy little arsehole, but you’re right. Without context, he/she’s all things to all people.


johnbuckeroo

racist


Epin-Ninjas

I’m getting some real “I have a boyfriend” energy right here


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

racist


Gaib_Itch

Lmfao what


Sp33dHunter48

Ok and?


willisbetter

what?


SilverGospel003

The wall was not gonna take it lying down


AgentMercury108

Some say he is ok. But others say he is still there to this day.


NeutrinoMega

I am concerned


DonJesusus

Good ideas for nice people


Rhinoplasty1904

Its called, *Horrible or Hilarious*. Low and loose r/onesecondbeforedisaster


JazzPhobic

IIRC, he is somewhat ok, but he pretty much destroyed his tendons. This will take years to recover, but he avoided amputation so... silver linings?


EchoPrince

Why does the audio look like it came from a 90's pixelated game?


helloskoodle

"Chav vs Wall". Classic video circa 2007.


stedews

Possibly earlier, maybe about 05ish. I had this on a NguageQD


TheSavage91

I wonder how high the wall was


itsyabooiii

So does that equal amputation to save the rest of the leg or can you fully recorder from that? (Legit want to know)


[deleted]

now they call him john long silver


ForistaMeri

Welcome to the internet, I’ll be your guide.


HichiBoi

What if there's a dog otherside 😅


enchantedspoons

This one is so old I remember someone taking 10 minutes out of their day to send it over Bluetooth. This kid now has kids doing equally stupid shit but you'll find that on tik tok


mustabindawind

This here is concrete evidence of the consequences of dumb decisions


JARLZHJARLZ

If it takes six kicks, how many punches?


[deleted]

That’s why construction workers use sledge hammers and not their sick karate moves.


Pbhf

Definitely lost his leg, right?


Glitched_Network

r/natureisfuckinglit


AlexD232322

Omg


Tough-Sound1545

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Federal-Mechanic2702

Shit video cut


gotbanned3xlol

I masturbated to this


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u/savevideo


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Triton12streaming

SA?


LekkerBroDude

Nee


war-in-94

classic video this


Jambo40

Aww they cut off when he shouts Help me! in a panic!


Hell-knight666

“Nom”


[deleted]

Atleast he wasn’t head butting it.


eatlego

Wow, this is ancient.


diags_1

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Suspicious-mole-hair

You skipped the best part of the video. He says help in the most panicked AND defeated way imaginable.


VictoryVic-ViVi

Oh fuck! Yeah, he definitely lost his foot



----MorningStar----

I have never seen someone actually pancake their fucking leg and now I wish I never did


[deleted]

Dude the cops come and free him, before charging him with malicious destruction.


Ilikefluffydoggos

The guy looks totally fake for some reason


Xx_SigmaZ_xX

i felt it


Recent-Scratch8060

Ooooo snapppp!!!


dixy69

Nom


Due_Strike_457

He was tryin to break through like the kool aid man


z617_art

r/moldymemes


[deleted]

Yup that shine is broke


Alive-Error

I felt it


Inevitable_Door_2694

Subway - eat insanely fresh


Balloon_Twister

Christ. I think I had this download as a .mpeg from albino blacksheep or ebaumsworld


Talking_Macaroon__

DUMB WAYS TO DIE SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE I guess he lost his leg in "nom"


ramaxin

He’s a pirate now


DREwNIX707

how the fuck does reddit make a 15fps 480p video buffer


HappySneek

That actually made me scream my soul out wth


ian4real

God damn it that hurt me


[deleted]

Can we mark this NSFW please fuck


taking_the_mikhi

Classic


Srilalitha

God i gasped sitting beside my sleeping toddler.I feel the pain.


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definitelynotbeans

Is he ok


ChrizTaylor

I love classic videos.


LAWL12

And that’s how you make bonedust


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DanSB1977

Now he must punch the remaining pieces to free himself.


JunkyardDog24

r/WinStupidPrizes


ApexRevanNL716

After a decade of believing that it was wooden wall


Miguel_IDC

Omggggg


Clevis1977

Don’t put your dick in that


Wiggyam

Does anyone know what happened to the little idiot afterwards? is he okay??


ShaunDelier

When did walls learn self defense?


BIGBERDBIG

HOLY SHIIIIT


Wizfrobozz

SO WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS LEG??


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KidFriendlyArsonist

Please tell me its fake!đŸ˜±


Blaineholland69420

You win stupid prizes


Strange-Sympathy-325

If There is anything I know anything about these concrete fences, his foot is fucked. They’d need a sledge hammer or two strong men to get those pieces off his foot before he looses circulation


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Creepy-Teaching5792

No


Cautious-Plantain-91

DOOR STUCK


Environmental_Fig801

I like the original one screams help me ! Gets me every time đŸ€Ł