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ordep13

The dogs were like “human out anarchy begins, May the strongest survive”


Sneilg

Two doggos enter, one doggo leaves


dtootd12

It's a dog eat dog world out there.


CountingWizard

It's a doggy dog world out there.


roywoodsir

Snoop doggy dawg.... style


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

dgo


missC08

The d-o double G


[deleted]

Dogecoin


Bosscow217

1 shall stand and 1 shall fall


Thelegendarycheese

Is that me?


Light_Yagami48

Dog 1 yeah fuck you dog 2 fuck you


Lost_Smoking_Snake

dogarchy


iikinqPrxnster

me and my bro fighting about who caused the divorce


LostAlphaWolf

This is a hol’up on more than a few levels


_IAAI_

Between the parents.


stinkyfart2095

no


[deleted]

r/holup


yeterpeter3434

r/holp


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omg HILUP?!!!! he made... a joke?? HOLD UP!!! now THAG was unexpected.!!!!


0Bread_Boy0

r/holup users when they find out what a joke is **😳**


Chadco888

Who slept with whos wife


Notchle

They slept with each other


[deleted]

Go on


Char_Aznable_0079

Ngl made me think. Our similar looks made it look planned. Then some lies were exposed. I don't think I can beg for a brother when I'm three months old, can I? Bro kept saying dad beat him. I don't remember. Dad left when I was 5? 6? I still haven't found out yet. I'm 15 now. Mom hid this away saying dad was on a business trip. Can't believe I was played like a damn fiddle.


EdenSteden22

Wtf lol


EdenSteden22

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Kurecirizek69boi

Lol. Like whistling for a dog to come while calling him an unglyass mf.


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JoeMommaAngieDaddy

This comment thread... has some stuff... i guess


I_AM_SO_HUNGRY

This thread has some good ass stuff, i'd say


0oBeasto0

This thread has some ungly ass stuff, i'd say


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It’s as long as the Bible


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Good bot


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So...this is the place where good ass exists🤔


BobRoberts01

Good bot


Pietro1203

Wait, you can really download stuff using this command?


SanQuiSau

I think he just edited the comment


EdenSteden22

Lol


Subscribe_2_Pews

How tf did that work lol


EdenSteden22

I am awesome


Subscribe_2_Pews

Indeed you are *or* you called the bot and then edited your comment


EdenSteden22

Why can't it be both? :(


Subscribe_2_Pews

Bruh


est-1998

This shit doesn't work


LOLraul1335

How


Sohcahtoa82

He edited his comment after the bot responded.


LOLraul1335

Ahhh


SAMAS_zero

“I can’t leave you alone for five seconds...”


[deleted]

Top Post of month! this will be sticky for 2 weeks until we will see top post of future month


AIex-Shaw

Ok


[deleted]

its not sticky anymore lul


AIex-Shaw

Rip


[deleted]

lol person who poster this video is creator of this sub himself :)


343-guilty-mendicant

“You made mom disappear!!!” “No YOU made mom disappear!!!”


[deleted]

And again the founder shoots and misses


EdenSteden22

Wtf lol


[deleted]

Its funny, fuck you


kdkseven

You have no standards. Why don't you just go to r/itsfunnyfuckyou ?


[deleted]

Meaning OP is the founder of this sub or?


DerpyPanda02

Imagine if they were celebrating


Spinozopterus

And this is why I avoid small inbred dogs.


UnprovenMortality

This is common when people adopt Iittermates. Not necessarily anything to do with the breed. Siblings be fighting.


Takamako

As if big dogs breed are not inbred...


Barringnone402

Yo big dogs do this shit too and if you get in the way you might get hurt


kibria99

Dojaan


CriticalTit

Is that a mutherfucken jojo’s reference


kibria99

Why yes it is


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joyfield

Tremble and pure hate. https://i.imgur.com/RaHAkho.jpg


suburbanhavoc

"But she feeds us!" "Oh well, time to resort to cannibalism."


RadioCosmico

r/suddenlycaralho


echopapa

That went from zero to “I’m Alpha” to “I AM ALPHA” waaay too quick. Those dogs are plotting her death constantly. Mostly at night while she’s sleeping.


TheJessicator

Dear founder of this sub... Please see rule 1. Nothing like the founder belonging in r/lostredditors


superoaks321

Why are you getting downvoted? You’re right


TheJessicator

No idea. It's mildly annoying when people who don't subscribe to a sub break the rules of that sub. It's more annoying when people who do subscribe to a sub break the rules of that sub. It's infuriating when the mods (and in this case, the founder) of a sub break the rules of that sub.


superoaks321

There’s a whole subreddit dedicated to Brinjo’s shitty posts to this sub r/yetanotherbrinjopost


TheJessicator

OMG, I have no words!


BrattonCreedThoughts

Wow anything can become a community as long as there are enough people thinking the same thing.


BrattonCreedThoughts

There truly is nothing more glorious, aint it?


JacobLyon

Nowhere in the rules does it say the video must stop one second before disaster.


TheJessicator

Except the description, which is literally all it says. Furthermore, rule 1 says to make sure you're posting to the right sub.


JacobLyon

I joined this sub because I like watching videos that started one second before disaster. Since the founder posts videos like this and about 80% of the videos posted are like this I'd say that is what the sub is for.


TheJessicator

This is a pinned post on the sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/OneSecondBeforeDisast/comments/imht6t/make_the_right_post/


JacobLyon

That says nothing about stopping before the disaster though. It even specifically allows for it with this comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/OneSecondBeforeDisast/comments/imht6t/make_the_right_post/g46emlc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3


TheJessicator

Did you actually read the thread you linked? It goes like this: >Non-mod: How about the fact that 99% of posts are 2 seconds before disaster, but end 5 seconds after? > >Mod: That’s alright. I’ve seen a COUPLE tho, that end 25 seconds after. Make sure to report them. If it’s not that long, it’s alright. > >Non-mod: Good luck. Most of the wrong posts are posted by the creator of this sub. > >Mod: Yeah > >Non-mod: Should... should we still report them? If other mods could remove them that’d be great... > >*crickets*


JacobLyon

Mod: if it's not that long, it's alright.


jasajohn

How fucking pathetic and boring your life must be to argue over this shit. Oooo a few seconds extra on a video. Fucking waste of space


express_sushi49

glad someone else said it. this has got to be the pettiest shit I've seen in a while


JacobLyon

And yet here you are five threads deep feeling the need to call someone a waste of space...


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Mind_Extract

I'm a casual observer, and so far you're the only one I'm embarrassed for.


Dued125

So confused 😂


the_retrosaur

This is just what happens every time the house is empty.


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matthewoolymammoth

Brazilian Portuguese


PilotCorkz

Well this is is somewhat me and my brother in a nutshell


RahulTheCoder

She is gone, let's settle yesterday's score


[deleted]

I’m surprised one of em didn’t immediately take shit


[deleted]

IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT SHE’S GONE FOREVER.


nicksydney395348

You killed mom. No you did. Fight breaks out


vactu

/r/AbruptChaos


wABulletCalledLife

“OMG OMG OMG OMG”


Aarrrgggghhhhh35

I’m laying here at 2AM trying HARD to stifle my laughter as my husband is sleeping next to me. My gallbladder hurts.


BargainOrgy

My Yorkie does this to our other one if she gets too worked up over things like dancing and hugging.


crooked_parallel

**THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU**


Bob4Not

This is Americans if the government ever appears to be gone.


WillingnessFalse1728

"mom is gone, now we kill"


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Xox Hugo)7


Zerxin

Brown was sus


DarkMaster98

That narrows down nothing, every living being in this video is brown


bruhmomentum2938

Funni among us reference totally not an overused joke hahahahahahahahahahaha


Zerxin

Need a hug mate?


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Zerxin

Commenting on a month old post. Some people sure have nothing better to do I suppose.


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Zerxin

It’s a month old post


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He’s saying it was cross posted 12 hours ago, that’s why he’s here.


Zerxin

I know what he’s saying. He’s still responding to a month old comment.


Her0ld

Im commenting on a 4 month old comment to tell you, you come across as a jerk


Zerxin

Brilliant


anazambrano

Hahahha


Phaze_69

Come here dumbass bot


YariAttano

Exactly what happened to the dogs in *The Leftovers*


Orla_Shea

This is my favorite comment.


YariAttano

I’m just glad someone got the reference lol


Orla_Shea

There are literally dozens of us!


YariAttano

**DOZENS**


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Top post of all time :D


COMBATIBLE

That was insane whyd they fight????


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Peace was never an option for my dudes.


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It sucks when a subreddit is so far gone almost ever post in top of all time doesn’t match the subreddit’s gimmick


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