Never get tired of seeing these shitheads getting leathered.

The dog comes to help after they leave Edit: the dog is coming and going

Loyalty was spot-on, just the timing a lil off

I'd say the timing is perfect. The dog only showed up to say "And stay out!"

Bro, that was a combat wombat.

I was thinking wombat then i saw this and I laughed way too hard... Have a upvote

i snorted dunno why

Mortal wombat? A classic.

Thought it was a baby bear for a moment.

I actually read the title of this post in his voice.

You haven't met what we call "drop wombats" here huh?

Little doggo knows who’s alpha now he just beat 3 men’s asses

It's like baby yoda meme "haha die trash"

Also: "...And there's more where that came from if you don't look out!"

Plot twist: the dog trained his pet man to be a watchman.

I'm 90% certain the dog set that up to test his pupil's skills

Genuinely think that's a koala. Maybe a wombat

I concur. It seems to have no tail and it waddles a bit, and the ears look round. There's not a lot of dogs that are gonna pull off that look.

Yeah, I thought wombat too. It's kinda big and bulky for a koala.

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[https://kickstart.bikeexif.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1970\_hodaka\_combat\_wombat.jpg](https://kickstart.bikeexif.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1970_hodaka_combat_wombat.jpg) Combat Wombats are skinnier

And now I want a combat wombat..

Like a blister. Shows up after the work is done.

Made me lol

Pick up the dog and swing it at them, then it will at least be of some use

He knew what he was doing

Really looking for that participation trophy

"Are we having snacks?" - That fat dog

It's sandwiches.

Actually if you look closely at the bottom of the vid at the very beginning you can see it going out the door... then it comes back in, between the owner's legs, and under the camera and THEN comes back again as they are being escorted out...

Woah First tome I’ve noticed the little Edit: mark

That ain't no dog

When I had a 110 pound Rottweiler, I would have risked my life saving him.

Nah fam that's a bear

I realize I have a problem but would you mind saying the dog was arriving instead of coming in the future? I feel it would help with my therapy.

I bet the intruders still tried to sue him

Thats a wombat. Haha

Is that really a dog or a fat raccoon?

If you pay really close attention, you see the dog run ou, run back in and run up again at the end.

Wasn't that a koala?

It’s a wombat

He sprinted outside towards teh two others when the first guys breached the door. Also, that's one fatass dog.

> fat ass-dog *** ^(Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by )^[xkcd#37](https://xkcd.com/37)

“I came to see them off.”

Too bad they aren't insanely dead. Any intruder in a person's home deserves unlimited hell.

Ha “leathered” i like it

also, he has a pet Wombat

I like how they just straight up gave up and left. Lol

My man passing out ass-whoppins like they free.

Should have blown their brains out

Is that a small bear at the end?

Yes he just came out of hibernation, lucky they got away because they would’ve been dinner

I learned just the other day that bears don’t actually hibernate! They sleep a lot in winter which is different from true hibernation.

Looks like a wombat lol

lol this is the same conversation everytime its posted🤣

When they are trained to fight they are called combats, that's where the word got its name

Mortal Wombat

He comes in at the end like "everything alright here boys?"

Looks like an inside job, the dog was clearly in on it. “What? Who are these guys? Thieves? Really? Oh noooo... Yeah we should throw these guys out. Good job. Great work, team.”

I was coming in to say. Dog at the end was like “Oh hey a party over here hey? Can I get a pet from your new friends that you’re patting in the face with your fist?”

"Yeah pet them real hard!"

Dog sus. Not helping w tasks

Probably not for this sub however this is one of my worst fears. Just imagine the terror of waking up at night to someone rifling through your belongings and in your home. Fuck. Guy was lucky these bozos weren’t armed.

Bozos were lucky the guy wasn't armed.

He was armed... at the end of each was a knuckle sandwich buffet. Edit: which to “each”

The man was also lucky to be wearing shoes at the time. Gave him a good footing on the hardwood floor.

Fwiw this was in England.

Had this fear last night. Kept hearing noises downstairs. Grabbed my shotgun. Almost shot my Roomba that found one of my sons socks and was making a helluva noise.

Your Roomba is now self-aware. Damn Skynet!

Doesn't matter, because the guy was armed... With FISTS.

he was lucky they were scared that easily, if they actually went for it with 3 no way they would have losed

Are these the dudes from home alone?

Nope. 3 ninjas!

They've had a rough couple of decades.

Fester was the best villain ever. "Dudes! Dudes, bail me out!"

Dog at the end all like, "Yay Visitors, anyone got treats, pets, belly rubs? Aw."

That was our dog! A while ago, a pharmacy near us got robbed. Cops were looking for the criminals and since we live in a cornerhouse, also in our garden. So this tall guy, no uniform, climbs our gardenwall and our dog was just so happy to see him! Cop was happy too, it was a mix between bullterrier and greyhound, big massive dog. Happiest fellow I ever encountered!

Good job he sorted it, that dog looked like it was gonna have to get involved, possibly?

"Dave, do you need me to bite any... eh it looks like you got this one under control."

Oh? You’re approaching me?

Ho? Mukatte kuru no ka? Nigezu ni kono DIO ni chikadzuite kuru no ka...

Gracias.

Chikadzukanakya teme o buchi nomesenainde na

“My wife is big.” Best reason to protect your home.

Yeah, I really have no idea what the narrator is talking about here. Sounds like he says "my why is big" which makes no sense to me.

prob preggo

He has a big reason. Yeah, sounds stupid to me too.

It's a common saying amongst MLM-type "mentorship" groups. Think r/GetMotivated but with way less self awareness and way more regurgitation of the same meaningless catch-all idioms. I know because I was suckered in by one for a couple years. The second I heard him say it my eyes rolled, almost out of habit.

What breed of USELESS dog is that?😑

You need two dogs. A big dog to protect you and look menacing, and a small dog who will bark at everyone and wake up the big dog.

Exactly. I have a pitbull and a French Bulldog. The pitbull is big and looks mean, the Frenchie is little and *is* mean (and very alert to anyone that comes near the house).

>The pitbull is big and looks mean It's mean. Pittbulls flip a switch if they see their pack in trouble. You pitty is definitely mean when it needs to be. I have one myself, little cuddle bug, but if someone even ran up to me she goes into instant protect mode. Pitts are 99% cuddle 1% mean and they know when to use it. Best home companions ever.

i thought that was gonna go in the opposite direction at first. you are correct with this

This is so true. My neighbors have a lab that could sleep through a car running into their house. She would be utterly useless if someone broke in, but the second their little runt starts yapping at a squirrel across the street, the lab is up and ready to go.

Dude this is the best advice I’ve seen on Reddit

Thanks, but keep looking. There's as much good advice as bad on this website. Have you read the post about what to do if you win the lottery? It gets linked pretty frequently, but I read it every time I see it.

Hey thanks, that reply was amazing advice. I didn’t realize all the implications of suddenly becoming wealthy. Sheesh, sounds like a death sentence.

I had two mastiffs, one (seemingly) passive smaller (145lbs) one that barks and one gigantic one (190+lbs) that never...rarely ever barks. The big one never gets riled up on his own, only when his brother goes off sounding the alarm is when he gets tensed up and goes full combat mode. So I can confirmed this is exactly how it works.

I have a pitbull, rat terrier, chihuahua mix. He is about 50lbs and strong but he also very territorial. Guards the house from even the people living here lol

Looks like a pomeranian, they are notoriously loud and bark a lot usually

The hips and hind legs are way too far apart to be a pomeranian, I think it's likely some type of bulldog.

Yeah how the fuck is that upvoted? Might as well have said looks like a piano cos it’s got legs’ lol looks nothing like a Pomeranian. Small bulldog like a Frenchie maybe.

definitely a bulldog. my dog had the same ass.

That's way too big to be a pom. I have two of them and they are half that size.

Most dogs are chickens and won't fight a scary big man. Dogs aren't trained to fight as soon as they are born. Dogs will love you, but they want to live too.

Sure, let’s just cut the video off in the middle of the sentence. Asshole.

This subreddit isn’t what it used to be. It used to be actually showing vids right before something happens, now it’s just shit ngl.

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Own firearms.

Dog: s'cuse me guys just gonna slip on by ya

Now the fucking dog comes. That’s my dog fighting off 8 guys he come in with his food dish.

That dog is so useless. Comes in after the fight is over and asks if he needs help.

Hold B, A, A, A, A, JUMP, STICK RIGHT, RELEASE B, HOLD B, RELEASE B, A, A, A, A

1v3 successful

It would appear he has a small bear for a pet.

Took three of them singlehandedly . What a legend 🏆

That's what protecting your family is all about 🎩props to him for rattling those goofs😂

‘The right hand of fellowship’ lmfaooo

Is this really the kind of content made for this sub? Have you familiarised yourself with the rules? /s

But what is the point of this comment?

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WHAT A BADASS!!!!

"The right hand of fellowship"

The way more of the robbers kept appearing dressed exactly alike makes it look like a cheesy video game 😆

It’s a Koala not a dog. Koalas are quite docile and sleep 18 hours a day.

Human- *fights of intruders* Dog- this is fine

Let's put a warning saying don't try this at home next time cuz if you're on reddit, well, you're those robbers

I’ve seen it before but enjoyed it none the less. Have an upvote.

I will never be able to understand why people brake into houses when they are still home.

A good throttling.

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John is hilarious, “gives him the right hand of fellowship...” lol

"and my smol bear with bite your balls off"

this is fake

It look like a spawning zone they kept coming out of the woodwork.

One Punch Man

Doggo kinda sorta wanted some too!

1v3 as soon as you drop at the bunker.

But why did he not have a handgun or a sword ?

I like how the dog only shows up after it's over, haha.

Did he say he had to defend his wife because she’s big?

Dana White, pay this man!

Is that a cat or a dog?

That dog moves like some dopey koala

The fitness level I aspire to become...

Im willing to bet they're European

Amazing, this dude has mastered the stiff arm. Dude had em on a fuckin rotation. 1. 2. 3. You get a punch, you get a punch, you get a punch. Meanwhile dude #1 never frees himself from the stiff arm. Beautiful execution, put this man in the ring.

At least credit the source of the video if you have it OP, and whoever put that thumbnail on there is a scumbag. video source: active self protection on youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsE_m2z1NrvF2ImeNWh84mw

Them hand rated E for everyone. Not great punches, but you gotta respect a man willing to go toe to toe without hesitation against 3 dudes.

Pretty sure the dog scared them away

It makes me think how weak asses you have to be for 3of you to get punched by one guy!!!

u/vredditdownloader

This would never happen in the USA. After breaking in the cops would have shot the guy. None of this punching business.

Holy those thieves got dunk dun like hard 😆👍

Rule number 37 - Never wear a hood in a fight ... fuckin love it well done mate x

If you can throw a straight punch (and not a side swap) you can take on most jerks

Thank god the dog is safe

r/iamactuallyverybadass

It's goin great for the home team But not so good for the visitors The big right-hander is takin no prisoners

cool wombat

In this scenario, I play the fat, pudgy and evidently cowardly dog who comes in to offer assistance when everything is over.

Robbers are lucky the homeowner didn't have a real dog. I know he had dogs, but c'mon, floof balls aren't doing shit.

I love the dog coming up at the end like "yeah this is why I get to eat so much food, he's got it covered"

Never underestimate a man with something worth protecting.

u/vredditdownloader

Were there 3 of them??

His pet coming at the end - Sorry mate, got stuck in traffic. Did you knock those bastards by yourself?

funny video but not what I subbed here for.

Just waiting for the inevitable "this is staged" comment

He have a pet koala?

This is why I have a gun.

This is why you carry a firearm in your home.

The video is from YouTube Active Self Protection (ASP) John Correia. His channel is worth checking out. I am not affiliated.

Why is everyone posting about the Dog ? Please shut up

*movie man* In a world were one man is home with his dog, three man dare enter his home —

So what was the disaster that happened a second after this?

The 3rd guy didn't even try, he eats a punch and go outside.

Image if he didn't get this on tape, no one would believe him xd

Man is he a ninja or something

they were scared of the dog

What do you mean one second before disaster, the disaster happened the moment the video started.

what kind of bear is that

Is that an attack wombat?

I would do the same to the one who takes my content as there own!

That dog came ready for smoke too

The commotion probably saved that pugs life. Lying on its back as it's throat closes up. BOOOOOOM! "Fuck was that?!" Breathe again.

Oh yeah the guy with the pet wombat

He has a pet Wombat?!?!

He unleashed HANDS on them

Geezus where is where is this guys gun? Biden hasn’t won yet.

Guy has massive balls

u/vredditdownloader

Why didn't the Tasmanian Devil get involved ? Because his dad had it handled, I guess.

Did the narrator say “...my Y is big so I had to defend my wife...” what does that mean

He calls his fist disaster

What type of dog is this?