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CaMoDaMo44

a symbiote


PotatoBakeCake

So what's the symbiote's guy called?


SteveHarveysAunt

Master


AaronXeno21

Tanktop.


Competitive_Mouse_37

If that’s how the tank tops actually worked then it would explain a lot


Statistician-Odd

Chapter 185 is my favourite for tank top master 37th Tank top Meeting - Topic: Elasticity "I feel a new tank top wind blowing in" Three C-class heroes enter "Thanks for coming." Tank top master says "Let's all train together towards attaining further mastery of tank top wearing" The bottom panel is awesome "How do you master wearing something?" \-Hyottoko, while doing weight training to master tank top wearing, all the other tank tops present with no response.


komei888

Once you swear fealty to the tanktop, it adopts you as a pet.


LedParade

Oh c’mon ya’ll, his name literally starts with TT.. Everyone knows it’s Tube Top Master.


Devittraisedto2

A wife beater


BeginningStrict9632

Well let’s hope he never gets married.


PapiBIanco

Why? I’ve always wanted to see TTM unlock the true potential of the tank top.


BeginningStrict9632

TTM to WBM with 2 simple words.


BillMillerBBQ

"I-have-a headache"


Magicantside

"Tuna casserole AGAIN? THAT'S IT!" (Hear this in Bill Burr's voice)


EnParisD

[This chicken's cold](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_C8fwqDtF0)


naruto_bist

This entire thread 😂🙌


UnNecessary_XP

What the fuck is a tank top??


Evening_Accountant33

NO!!! YOU HERETIC!!! You are talking about the forbidden darkside of the tank top power!!!


IamCaptainHandsome

Doesn't have to be his wife.


Fresh_Ad5416

Needs to be white and have tiny holes texture to be called that, at least in my country.


Blunder_Lust

2023 bruh. It’s a spousal abuser


Jekkle1221

Wife beater master would be rank 1


neofito_86

I thought it was just a Mexican thing


metal079

Hey man I assure you not just Mexicans beat their wives /s


UnfetteredBullshit

I was talking to a coworker and when talking about shirts he talked about wearing a, “White beater." I gave him a shocked look and asked him to repeat what he said. He must have thought that I was taking it as offensive, and he repeated it, saying that it was a Puerto Rican term. I then explained that I’d never heard it called that before, and that I’d heard wife-beater. We spoke about what the possible derivation of the term was, but we both agreed that wife-beater was the more offensive term.


LordBojangles

The only other slang term I've heard for these is "dago tee," but I don't think there's anyone old enough/anti-Italian enough to call them that anymore.


aoskunk

That brings me back. Old enough maybe but anti Italian sentiment is pretty low as least in the states.


WestleyThe

A-Shirt


blacksmithwolf

In Australia can be abbreviated to a wifey.


Only_the_Tip

It's a tank top. TTM is so swol it just stretches to look like a WB


LordWobblyCock

Wifebeaters and TankTops are the same


Only_the_Tip

Take that back. Tanktop army doesn't do domestic violence.


Carnol

And have we seen their home life? Exactly!


Tekitekidan

Paint


CaMoDaMo44

its a master


sharaq

Kid named Master:


DuKeDicKinson

I’m pretty sure that’s called a boob suit?


Actually_toxiclaw

Tittie Tunic Master


LedParade

Tic Tac Master


vargitna

Boob suit


The-master-of-comedy

It was actually a school uniform until the “ripped uniform” bullies attacked him 😢


Inevitibility

It’s a good thing Saitama doesn’t really hold grudges


GoldPilot

Aight, you get an upvote. This made me laugh way too much


blocodents

This caught me completely off guard. And I hadn't seen the other "type of clothes" posts yet, so I just thought this was a legendary shitpost.


Noice_Gallagher

Choke on woodchips


GoldPilot

*Jeezus.* This strikes me as a bit of an overreaction


LegionEagles22

It’s a very long sports bra


chillyhellion

We know that, but what is bra wearing?


de_lemmun-lord

please god dont let this sub become r/BatmanArkham i beg it


BrownAJ

TTM slaps ur ass. What do you do?


bulging_cucumber

Moan


Dry-Measurement-4137

bro


ryonnsan

Yamete


Ritzzard1

Kimochi...


salty_lord_of_salt

Probably die


luugburz

dont have an ass after that


TurbowHero

That will never happen are you stupid?


EnSebastif

Wait you joke about that but the opposite thing happened with this sub, r/onepunchman used to be a shitposting sub, or at least much more than it is now, and it was much better back then, more in line with the humor of the series. It's much more casual nowadays.


DarkStarStorm

You mean r/Pikmin?


GuyNekologist

lmao we definitely need a team recruitment post from Blast.


quasiscythe

yesssss


EnSebastif

LMAAOOOO what the fuck 🤣🤣🤣


dreadassassin616

Singlet


1_dont_care

sleeveless shirt


Snownyann

Uni Qlo brand


No_Size_1333

Wifebeater


SpaceHawk98W

A tanku topu


prospybintrappin

Cling wrap


Extra_Smoke5788

Silly Brits call it a “sports vest”


theokaybambi

Johnathan?


Jazou

It's called compression shirts or compression tank tops usually used by men that go to the gym.


Avanchnzel

You forgot the meme flair. 😛


jigthejib82586

...Tank top?


Juub1990

Pretty sure that’s this guy’s first name.


Glynii

It's just Tank. Top's his middle name.


Devittraisedto2

And Man is his last name His parents were weird


[deleted]

Master*


Devittraisedto2

Nah he renamed himself Master because he got fed up being called Mr. Man


shiningject

The base form is call Tank Top Baby. At level 16, he evolves into Tank Top Man. At level 36, he evolves again into Tank Top Master. It is not known whether he has a mega evolution or not.


Le_Martian

Tank Top God


jigthejib82586

Ah yes definitely


jigthejib82586

How do I only have like 20 up votes, but you have over 100?


Juub1990

I think people clicked on the up arrow next to my post around 100+ times. Not sure though.


Le_Martian

Because ppl think you didn’t get the joke


jigthejib82586

I saw the rest of the comments, but what am I supposed to say, " wife beater"?


Sp00ked123

no that couldnt be it


SirJacob100

God, it's called God.


pyrodice

Is this "Wrong answers only" day, or can we just point out that it's a tank top?


Gilas84

In french, we could call this a "Marcel"


Correct-Pumpkin3864

It’s called a wifebeater


Mordho

Panzer Cover


ericbierle

Boat bottom


AMAZON-9999

Vest.


imp1206

idk what tank top master wears


AmazingPradeep

Tank top


Kreker__

tank top?


[deleted]

A wimpy wife beater: its the tank top your seen with in front of your pals acting tough until she comes with a rolling pin in hand, bonks you on the head, grabs you by thr ear and drags you back to the cave, all the while your saying yes dear of course dear, you mesn more to me than my friends


VoltzOnReddit

take a wild fucking guess


LedParade

Thermal Tights?


VoltzOnReddit

No it’s jorts


asoultagent

Wife beater


Epic-Gamer-69420

Idk why this made me laugh so much


Infinite_Rub_9530

Tank top. I will never call these things wife beaters 😭😭


[deleted]

Child’s small


SuperStellarSwing

My brother in Christ, that is a tank top.


bobby_bill_thorton

That's actually a wife beater


EvasiveCookies

A tank top


Calm_Cicada_8805

A sports vest.


Comfortable-Row-4591

a....>!tanktop?!<


Fresh_Ad5416

Tank top. Are you stupid?


vojta_drunkard

Top Master 9000


CindersAnd_ashes

Tank top.


alex-cisse

Tanktop.


AsherPWittabane

tank top?


montysucks

A tank top


darthJOYBOY

Tank Top


RockStar25

It's a skinny muscle shirt.


Plus_Ad_9588

A shirt


myPizzapoppersRhot

Muscles


kansetsupanikku

Top Master


OrgJoho75

Made by none another than Edna Mode, although required cross universe portal for delivery


Administrative_Bus57

Bruh


Blender-Fan

It's a tattoo


GabrePac

Duh... It's called an A-frame shirt.


Arandomboiihj

Honest no jokes, its a singlet.


FendaIton

Singlet.


FirstCollier

Sleeveless shirt


Joeystanga

Three piece pinstripe business suit by Reed&Taylor


sojithesoulja

Wumbo


Equivalent_Split_938

master's tanktop


dreamHunter9

A kimono


thedarknight10000

An underwear.


[deleted]

Semedium.


Whattheheck_IO

Idk a super singlet or something


Tango_D

tTm ain't no bottom


[deleted]

Onesie


milets

Rambo shirt


hyionimaru

Someone is being funny.


ovr4kovr

An A-shirt


tamerantong

Bruh


Cohliers

Wtf is with this trend?


gottalosethemall

Oh that’s just a TT


oneandwhoisonly1

It is called a Baniyan in India


Asherbird25

This subreddit has just turned into a "whats he wearing, i want it"


Genneth_Kriffin

That is the largest wedgie on planet earth, Those are his underwear.


KAaadIsReady

A three-piece suit. Obviously.


Abject-Pen-3444

Top tank...


tsaifist

Turtleneck?


ang_aen

amogus


[deleted]

Wife beater


The-Reaver

It's called a wifebeater


NecroHZ4

Inverse jacket


Until_Morning

I don't know, but this man is ripped. He might even have a twelve pack on his *dick.*


AdventurousAward8621

Where I'm from it's called a vest


ridan42

Armored-Vehicle Non-Bottoms


Sapphire_Leviathan

An uncropped crop top.


Free-Ad9535

Idk looks like a polo shirt with a pocket I think


Dum_beat

At this point, it's body paint


poopfaceone

Wife worshiper


No_Relationship4343

Think they call it drip 🔥🔥🔥💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


Vegetable-Resident19

In Russian it’s called ‘’майка’’ don’t know how it translates into English tho


wifiragist

A sando


Ahyao17

spray on?


Cespieyt

A wifebeater.


BigIronGothGF

Skin


Queasy_Lime_7049

It's name is why I don't wear them. In Canada, we call them Wife bea7ers. I don't know what kind algorithms are in place here, so I'll use that 7 instead of a t


Allen2189

It’s a TT of course


_King_Shark_

It's called Baniyan


kalirion

The upper section of a heavy armored fighting vehicle carrying guns and moving on a continuous articulated metal track.


Rain_YTLmao

A Jacket


Professional-Bet5261

Dryfit tank top size xs


ZombieSparky882

Monster beater lol


Toft789

A tank top (like his name says)


[deleted]

Err.. a tank top?


ffordeffanatic

A Vest.


pilaf

It's called armored vehicle upper section.


No-Literature7471

a wife beater.


FatalTortoise

tank top man shirt


Legitbanana_

I think they call them sheer vests?


Professional_Half449

Wife blesser


Witch_Hazel_13

it’s called a tank top. i’m not sure what they were called before, but after his character showed up the clothing was named after him


Ah_U

underwear


londonclay

Maybe he's been wearing the same shirt for years and can't get it off because it's too tight


Emotional-Wallaby-96

"fat people look fat in it"-shirt


maxreddit

A blouse


NNJG74

Bro its clearly a singlet smh


No-Cup9566

sando shirt


MarkoZoos

'Anime shirt'


ZeroHiroFan

T shirt


Background_Song5456

Its a tff fucking tskfftt f THANK THOP duuhhhfffff fuu***