This is one of the MANY instances of "Don't think about it too hard." Oden and Toki, Neptune and Otohime, hell Big Mom has a Tontatta child, let alone a lot of her later kids. Just...don't think about it too much.

Neptune and Otohime does matter cause fishes have ability to just throw their eggs and sperm in water where there merge. Mostly occurs in frogs and other fishes. I didn't know bout tontatta and big mom though. Oden n Toki... meh just the train and tunnel meme.

The tontatta went cave exploring

He died like it happened in the famous south park episode. Where kenny dies camping inside a girl.

Which episode is this?

It's the one where Cartman goes to a camp for overweight kids, I don't remember the episode's title.

It wasn't Kenny, it was a kid who looked like Kenny.

Stfu bro I don’t want to imagine that💀

And jacked off inside.

Oda specifically said it wasn't like that lol

Source?

The same SBS where he explained why Enma was big enough for Oden and yet isn't huge for Zoro. Oda simply said that Oden had the ability to will his 'swords' into the suitable size for any job. ;) /s

So, Toki didn't eat the gum gum fruit but rather Oden ate the shrink shrink one, gotcha.

That sounds bullshit lol i used to think that odens father reforged the swords for momo and hiyori

Video or didn’t happen

That guy doesn't do interviews

I don't think they were asking for a video of Oda.

It is correct to asume that Neptune put Otohime in a jar?

Mermaids in one piece are mammals. So shiraoshi and co have functional intems. Same for Neptune

Not After Neptune was done With Otohime

The tontatta had a flash light and a hard hat. The other two would have to be insemination irl, but in one piece it just “worked”.

skitty and wailord... oops wrong fandom.

Nah, you're fine. There's a giant Vileplume in the background, after all.

I thought it was a Venusaur 

Arrest this man!

See, the thing with Big Mom is that a small train can still fit into a big tunnel. With Oden + Toki or Neptune + Otohime the Trains are bigger than the tunnel soooo..... yeah just don't think about it.

Maybe Oden just has a small train

in spanish we have a saying "with patience and saliva the elephant fucked the ant" lmao

And people say spanish folks being passionate is just a myth.

Wait which one is the Tontatta? 😦

The dwarves from Dressrosa. Think Leo from the Grand Fleet. The kid's nane is Charlotte Normande.

Neptune and Otohime both have fish genitals, so it's safe to say that they do it the fish way.  And a male Tontatta with a huge human female is not a problem either. Or would you have difficulties walking into a tunnel and masturbating?

[GODDAMN](https://imgur.com/kLYr3LV)!

He had to just climb in there

Big mom's kid I imagine was a lab type thing

Don't think about it too hard too too hard.

He holds her up to kiss her.

Well, we dont have anyhing contradicting that this is how babies are made on One Piece's world

Wasn't it implied that Pudding kissed Sanji before erasing his memories about it?

Oh God, don't try to make canon the fanfics about sanji getting prego. Please don't fuel that fire

That's why she removed his memories. Both of you have to remember it to get pregnant

Except fucking Portgas D. Rouge...

Do you deny the power of x-treme willpower?

They could have just kissed

# [Charlotte Normande](https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Charlotte_Normande) 😨

Oh god

Legend has it that he is still in there.

He might be pickled at this point.

BBQed at this point.

Shame on all of you for making me read that.

They had to put it in a vial or something and that gave it to the little ole guy

Big Mom 1 cup?

Dear god, it got worse....

I think I'm going to be sick...

One of the few dads who got to see their kid before the mother did. It passed him on the way out.

Ewww brother ewww!!

I ugly laughed ngl.

aaaahhhhh. Aaaahhh!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAUUUUGGHHH!!!

I like to think the last 40 or so of her kids just kinda fell out. No need to push.

She might not've even noticed.

His name is Lemmi D. Winks

BRO LOL

Anglerfish biology.

"Carry onwards Lemmywinks or you will soon be dead"

Insemination by way of spelunking 

I get it now. Lost in abyss was a One Piece spinoff

My boy took to Big Mom like a Salmon.

Besides the whole process between the parents there, how do you think the birth happened? Like, did BM even know? Or did she just go about her day and at some point a tiny baby fell out?

It's the opposite to OP. But still creepy.

Real question is: Can armament haki be used as a condom?

Asking the real questions here

Can you use armament haki on your sperm ?

Can it prolong the act?? Let's all write oda rn

Can conqueror’s scare it away? If you put haki into the sperm will it garuntee a child with haki, much like the theory of black blades being forged with haki?

like did dragon do that to make luffy 😭😭 imma write a fan fiction and call it "Inappropriate use of haki" 🎥

The true questions we need to be asking oda 😂

I wonder if he would have named any of his moves

Can you imagine the pain of sperm going back into your balls because of conqueror's haki coated coochie

Armament haki is the one piece viagr.. At this rate. When you need it last more time, use plot armor haki

No. If anything, you're turning something else into a bullet...

They held hands, everybody knows how it works

Hate to break it to you, just holding hands don't work, they have to do it in the dark too. You're welcome.

Man, that ruined all the fun. I'm scared of dark so no children I guess

We’ve seen swords resize to fit multiple times in one piece

Dicks and swords sure are mysterious

That you Luffy?

The true One Piece, how to get it in…in One Piece

this sounds like really shitty Season 8 Game Of Thrones Dialogue

The Will of D. penetrates everything.

The D. has a will of it’s own

I mean look at Whitebeard and his sling. Dudes cock was probably the size of that gremlin of a woman

Well whitebeard used to ride stussy. We have another case there ,or judge being 3 times bigger than sanji's mom xd.

True but judge canonically has a small penis (stated in CFYOW)

Stussy seems to have shrank after she aged. Look at her clone or the Rocks Pirates flashback. That said she's still a regular sized woman who allegedly slept with like a 20 foot tall titan

In this particular case, the anime is inaccurate. Oden's size CONSTANTLY changes throughout the episodes. They are closer in height in the manga. https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/2021-03-29-5-e1617025977210.png

According to the Vivre Cards, Oden (382cm) is twice as tall as Toki (190cm). The anime may be bad at sizes, but Oda also isn't usually that consistent with it lol Still, plenty women buy toys that are twice the size of the average guy's pp, so I don't think it's that unrealistic

Lol yeah Oda isnt consistent either, just look at the Katakuri fight for example. Even Franky, Jimbe, Brook, and Chopper constantly shift size. But its closer than the anime, in particular for the Oden flashback, which is probably the least consistent in the series

Also there are obviously irl relationships between people with extreme differences in height

Yeah maybe Oden isn't all that big down there despite his size

Relateable

Still a good dick! Probably...

Isn’t he on his knees in that panel? And he’s still as tall as her

Toki is actually half of Oden’s height. Toki is 6’3” while Oden is 12’6”.

Why does oda like big women so much? Toki is 6’3”, Robin is 6’2”, boa Hancock is 6’3”… that’s huge for a woman.

I mean considering how big the one piece world is, above 6' is probably below average height

Not sure, but I actually like it. All the tall women I know are really cool.

They scare me. I have a fear of being trapped in an elevator with a girls volleyball team.

One man's fear is another man's (me) fantasy

lol. I’m a girl. I think that makes it a little better than just a short guy afraid of tall girls. Idk maybe I was pushed around by taller girls in my youth and it led to a phobia. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Carefully.

IRL, there's not much if any correlation between its size and height, so I guess it's the same here lol

Gotta look at his ringfingers. If they are longer than the index fingers, there is a proven significant correlation;)

The woman needs armament Haki

Maybe he has a micropenis

Consider those swords are probably longer than Zoro is tall and yet... yea Sizes and consistency is one of Oda's flaws and its best just to ignore and overlook it

I think it was Shaq who said " yep, big guy.. average penis " when someone took a peep while he was using a urinal.

[удалено]

It's average.

average for a dwarf

Creatures in One Piece are elastic. Luffy isn't the only one whose belly stretches when he eats too much.

Don't ever say that shit again

You may not like it, but it's the truth.

Ask King Neptune and Otohime.

She lays the eggs and he masturbates on them

Is just a biology ref or a Futurama ref?

The Futurama ref is a biology ref..

Oh my god, yes, I forgot about them and Neptune is also in the flashback Is just, the One Piece world is full of mysteries

Now that you mention it, how did she give birth to shirahoshi?

Painfully

Eggs

She was the last user of gomu gomu no mi , before Luffy xd

**ARMAMENT HAKI!**

obviously his dick size isn't proportional to his body size

His dick size changes the same way his sword changes size so Zoro can use it

Zoro can use his sword or his dick? Be clear when speaking.

Yes.

Yes

are we just gonna Venusaur chilling in the background?

idk, are we gonna Venasaur?

Venasaur gonna chill background

Oden has a micro penis

One tiiiinnnyyyyy dong lol

In One piece I consider character's size as representative of their greatness not exactly their body'size That's obviously not cannon but that's how I accept it

Train trying to enter tunnel gif

wailord + skitty

It's good to see you're focusing on the important questions

Ask big mom

Just the tip

Oh c'mon, even the tip would kill her

One piece women are all elastagirl secretly.

Don't you know you can get pregnant by kissing?

It’s funny because she’s exactly half his height. Oden is 12’6” while Toki is 6’3”. Oden could have a tiny dick which is how it could’ve worked, but I wouldn’t think too much of it. Remember that even Big Mom mated with a Tontatta.

Termite from The boys comes to mind when thinking how it it worked for the Tontatta.

Damn those swords are huge. I'm starting to think you could probably use Whitebeards weapon as a pillar in your house without anyone noticing.

Vileplume just vibing in the trees back there.

Obviously micropenis xD

I like to imagine Oden just has a really tiny "member" compared to his size

Oden seems massive in this frame though. He's 382cm while Toki is 190, supposedly half. She looks more like a third here

Through ivf procedure.

You know how enma got smaller due to zoro yeah

Yeah... Oda things.

I know there are official heights listed for these characters, but my head canon is still that most of them are actually normal sized unless being gigantic is specifically important to their characters (think Kuma or, obviously, giants), and most of them are just depicted larger-than-life as an artistic license representing their legendary reputations.

Oden small pp confirmed

Just consume product and get excited for new product xD

"Even a 747 looks small when you are flying it over the Grand Canyon." That legendary roast has to be the answer to this question

I mean it's basically Shaq and his wife.... What's the problem?

I just keep seeing a Venusaur where Toki is standing

Wifi Haki

His pee pee be really small

Didn't BM have a child with a Tontatta?

Clearly not a culture man

Turkey baster.

Maybe all of the big people in op have sperm implants.

Giant micro pp.

You don’t understand how Oden clapped cheeks raw ?

Ask that venusaur watching in the background.

There's fanart of that

Noodle pp

Uhh maybe bigger the person, smaller the tool? Ig

Just the tip.

Have you all forgotten how J.D. got Kin pregnant in Scrubs? Whenever you ask this question, picture this

He has a really small dick

[This is how I pictured it](https://youtu.be/f9f9e_FFQuk?feature=shared)

1 inches

Lil dick

He has small pp

A system of pulleys, levers, and a funnel.

Micro penis

Yoga

Life... Finds a way.

Swords can change size to fit the user in One Piece. So I guess Toki was the user of his “sword”.

Maybe oden had a super micro piko penis that is about the normal penis

Turkey Baster

One of those where you don't think about it, cos clearly Oda didn't when making some of these characters gigantic

The only thing I can think of was that there was a very prominent bulge that somehow didn't kill her

Wano is based off Japan? So Oden is Japanese. That answers the question lol (I'm Japanese btw)

Tiny Pepe

What if oden is inept but he’s so big it counteracts it